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2019

Sep

Mandy Moore Bra of the Day

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Mandy Moore is in a bra…

If this was 15 years ago…this would be a big deal…

Thanks to being a dated concept of being a “blog” or “celeb titty site”…something that would have been a bigger deal 15 years ago because websites were still a thing….the audience who come through are old fucks who remember that era….and thus remember Mandy Moore when she was a thing….and figure it’s a never too late to see her in a bra…so this one’s for you my aging, dying off friend who still checks this site out.

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2019

Sep

Kaia Gerber Titty Cut Out of the Day

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KAIA Gerber walking in Milan fashion week, where we saw her 18 year old nipples yesterday….cuz Kaia Gerber is 18 and officially ready to model her young rich tits.

I just did a post discounting GIGI HADID as a model, because she’s just a fucking rich kid, but I will say that at last the Hadid’s aren’t the Jenners and come from a model mom, so it’s just an extension of their mom’s business…not that it makes them any better….not that it makes them anything more than an Instagram model…in an era where instagram models are a thing….but at least they aren’t Jenners…

I have the same opinion of Kaia Gerber. It’s like she’s an LA rich kid, she’s raised in that world, to be in that world, for people to look at her based on her mom, and all that…and at least she’s not a Hadid but rather someone who looks like she could be a model thanks to looking a lot like her mom who was a model…..it’s almost creepy….and there’s no reason she shouldn’t have a model life, it’s lazy and it pays well, and at least they are earning while promoting shit people don’t need, in an irresponsible for the environment kind of way. You know contributing to the fall of society….and the mental health of her audience who feel inadequate for not being a GERBER / HADID / JENNER…..

So I guess the hotter the rich brat who wants to be a model even though modeling is the dumbest thing a girl could want to be…so vapid and vain….the less offensive it is when they succeed at it….cuz the industry people are all groupie fucks.

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2019

Sep

Gigi Hadid Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Gigi Hadid and her tits on the runway where she does her best model impression, since it was her rich girl childhood dream that became a reality thanks to being rich in the right city, perfectly narcissist and vain rich parents ready to make their spawn do things that make them feel like their reproductive organs did good…you know INSTEAD OF RAISING THEM TO BE DECENT HUMANS….rich people so fucked…

But not as fucked as the fact that we idolize or envy or put these idiots on pedestals…despite them being zero fucking interesting.

So brands buy into it, give them a shot and these idiots get validated, when they are supposed to be making their parents disappointed burning through their trust fund, getting arrested and shit…not having legit model careers…cuz legit model careers are nothing but bullshit in this era….but still gets them paid…

Here is her sister Bella Hadid with her tits out…

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2019

Sep

The SoapGirls Topless Performing of the Day

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I never heard of the SoapGirls, but I saw these pics of their concerts that they strip down topless at, and thought, I can see past how cheesy they are and appreciate their feminist punk strategy, even if it is simplistic and calculated and hardly punk, it is still two sisters naked together on stage making accessible “punk” pop music….

I looked up the SoapGirls on instagram and all I found was some girl who sells homemade soap…but then I found their website and according to their website:

“these fearless French born sisters Millie and Mie, have slayed critics”

“The SoapGirls are society’s rejects”

“The SoapGirls write outsider anthems that are androgynous, audacious and straight from the heart.”

This is what their concert looks like….looks good to me….cuz tits override try hard shamelessness every fucking day…

I support this kind of behavior….despite not listening to how bad the actual music is cuz if you’ve turned on the radio you know music has no integrity, it is all an attempt to get seen amongst all the clutter and tits give you the easiest and best shot at that…

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Posted in:Music|Music Video With Tits

2019

Sep

Hailey Bieber Christian Nipple for God of the Day

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It is a known fact that any woman raised in the Church or in a Cult is fucking crazy when it comes to anything around sexuality. I knew one girl who turned out to be a Catholic school girl who openly admitted to fucking her mom’s crucifix with her Catholic school boyfriend because that was their way of rebelling. I know sex workers and that whole ran off to LA to make it, but instead got into porn level of religious girl. I know other girls torn between god and getting off and getting off always ends up winning, it just comes with a lot of guilt. I know other girls who are only into anal because when they were in the church, it was the only sex they would do guilt free.

Basically what I am saying is that religion doesn’t really do that much good for sex of people who haven’t denounced the church….and Hailey Bieber was raised as some rich Born Again, cuz her dad was an addict an recovered thanks to god, so here she is doing young marriages like typical religious weirdos like Mormons…you know to make her sex wholesome with her childhood crush that took her virginity….yet publicly she’s trying to be a false idol from her sex appeal and rocks out tits out….just seems a little bipolar or inconsistent…you know full on bullshit cuz all these people are bullshit….but at least you can see her full tit in a shirt like this was a modern bible story…for the NEW NEW Testament…

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2019

Sep

Kate Beckinsale’s Old Lady Fit Body in Leggings of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s fans must be happy for what they signed up for all those years ago. You know when Kate Beckinsale first hit the nerd scenes and the nerds decided to respond favorably to her as someone to jerk off to…

So as they get older and older, still committed to their celebrity crush cuz they are weird…Beckinsale and her vampire who doesn’t age….keeps bringing them goods…and by goods I mean her fit old body in various slutty poses that are hardly age appropriate, not that age appropriate is even a thing anymore, these old bitches are BOLD, but luckily not all old bitches LOOK like old bitches and that’s nice….isn’t it…it gives us all hope the women we marry will age this good…they won’t by the way…but we hope they do….not that anyone will marry you, your Kate Beckinsale shrine in your studio apartment with various things you’ve stuck your dick into scattered around the room, and a jar of old cum next your keyboard, with that pungent stench that could be your rotten take out boxes, but is probably more a biproduct of your chronic masturbation….kinda turns them off, unless you find one looking for a Greencard, then you’re good….but not as good as BECKINSALE….

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2019

Sep

Dance Video of the Day

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This video has been circulating social media for a few days. Since I don’t check out social media that often, I am slow to the gate. I also don’t know how new the video is…it could be an old video resurfacing, going viral, because the internet never forgets and sometimes old shit finally sees the light, cuz not everyone is a DIGITAL marketer who know how to make shit viral and it takes someone finding it to go viral….

This video has captions like “me in 25 years”….which is probably true…cuz young girls are all topless, look at my underwear types, meaning the mall or really anywhere you go will be old bitches dressed like this for attention, cuz if getting naked is all they know now, where the fuck is that going to go later and deeper into their career of attention seeking whores….

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2019

Sep

Jamie Lee Curtis Big Tits of the Day

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Not bad tits for a hermaphrodite in her 80s….

I’d watch herself fuck herself and get herself pregnant, too bad it’s too little too fucking late, not to mention most hermaphrodites are sterile…and can’t make babies cuz they don’t have the right wiring…

Her dad Tony made the call to cut the dick off early on in here life and feed her hormones, on some SLEEPAWAY CAMP kick….but they chose LETS MAKE HER A HER….in HERMAPHRODITE gender game…cuz at the time, 80 years ago….hermaphrodites weren’t as celebrated as they are today.

Today parents prefer to not assign a gender but instead make their kid tranny…so that they live like a woman, while rocking dude parts…buck back in Jamie Lee’s day, they had to make a call…it was a two gender world…and I guess those women hormones have paid off cuz look at that OLD lady rack.

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Posted in:Jamie Lee Curtis|SFW

2019

Sep

Willa Holland Topless Thong Shot of the Day

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Willa Holland got me deleted off TWITTER.

I don’t know if you read this site or know, but I had a twitter account for a LONG fucking time, since twitter started. It wasn’t a bumping twitter because I never went viral and I barely exist on the internet, but for some reason people still come to this site, they just won’t follow me on social….which is fine cuz I hate social media anyway.

But yeah, so for years I wrote insanity to randoms, mainly women, they kind of shit that should have got me flagged cuz I am a pervert and I like saying perv shit on the internet – it is funny to me….and I never got deleted.

I live tweeted the Michael Jackson funeral calling him a pedophile the whole time…never got deleted…lost 1000 followers but never got deleted.

I linked every blog post automated from this site and stepSMUT which is hardcore shit….never got deleted…

Did a Willa Holland is hot post…saying her mom, who was some groupie Hollywood slut who was married to Brain DePalma, had a golden uterus cuz she made some half nude hipster actress. It was a SUPER positive post compared to my hateful posts….and her mom jumped in said some shit and reported me…..and BOOM…10 or more years of twitter dead.

So fuck you Willa Holland, you coddled LA trash looking for some “artistry” to add some substance to your existence which will never happen cuz you’re so fucking lame…and fuck the gold digging UTERUS you crawled out of. Fucking trash with her slutty selfies….

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2019

Sep

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

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LOOK AT THESE 10 GIRLS GETTING NAKED ON INSTAGRAM FOR THEIR ART…BECAUSE THEY ARE “ARTISTS”….or whores, depending on your opinion on PROSTI-THOTS who think getting naked is a better strategy than being a respectable lady who keeps it in her pants….you know cuz she was raised right and saves it for the highest bidder, or the special people that deserve it…

But instead they want to show EVERYONE, putting it out there for free to all the people who want to look, cheapening them by default…all in hopes of getting followers and an audience…

Works for me..

I’m not some Jesus freak just cuz my name is Jesus….I am not some prude who hates sex workers or nudity on the internet. I am just someone who appreciates a build up, not ANAL on the first encounter. If you’re giving everyone the nudes, it doesn’t make me feel so special when I get the nudes.

I am all for girls getting naked, but there’s just so much of this content, it blends into each other and stops mattering.

If women can’t even get naked to get ahead…they got nothing left to work with. They’ll have to find new tactics, maybe get education or a skill.

Cuz all these girls are doing is making getting naked a standard practice and when it is standard practice…dudes won’t give a fuck when it happens. They’ll look…but they won’t get sucked in.

It’s about the MIND fuck girls…you know like that song…

Sex is a psychological thing….visuals are just part of it…but the MIND man…that’s where seduction really happens. Every got a pussy they can spread but there’s no DEPTH….stop selling yourself short..have higher expectations for yourself.

That said, I’ll still look….

1 Alex Feldman