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2024

05

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Sex Scene GIFS of the Day

I don’t know what Sydney Sweeney movie this is from, but the clips from the movie are going viral, and that’s always so exciting for the fan boys and movie buffs who have already jerked off to these movie sex scenes because you find them more believable than porn sex scenes, because it allows you to revisit those exciting times when you first came across the sex scene.

The fact is, Sweeney may not be the best actress, but she’s one of the best sets of tits out there and a big part of her acting work is showing those tits, which you’d have to when gifted tits like that, it’d be rude to keep them to yourself….and simulating sex is just bonus.

You may not like Sweeney or her dopey face, but her body’s rocking and the dopey face is hardly dopey enough, but if it was we’d still love her tits we’d just pretend that we’d have more of a shot at them due to retarded chicks being easy to bed due to retardation….

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2024

05

Feb

Rita Ora’s Tight Shorts of the Day

I don’t know if Rita Ora was at the Grammy Awards, but she is in short shorts that are tight shorts, and that may be better than anything the Grammy Awards brings us.

I do know that Rita Ora is a potential industry star, but she was ousted from her lucrative contract early in her career and didn’t have the deep pockets to market her into some pop icon, but for the last decade, she’s been grinding, showing up at all the events to build her reach, network, audience and celebrity, and through it all she’s had a rockin’ set of tits.

The nice thing about these short shorts, these tight shorts, is that you can’t see her dick….which either she tucks, or doesn’t have, because she’s not a transgender.

I know Rita Ora is old, but I believe in her reaching the top of the food chain and not because she’s fucked herself to the top of the food chain, but that helps….I believe in her reaching the top of the food chain, because her tits are big enough for us all to latch on and survive whatever impending apocalypse that’s coming.

Don’t eat the tits that feed you, suck em…or stare at them….or suck them while staring at them…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2024

05

Feb

Lisa Ann Gets Arrested at the Matt Rife Show of the Day

This is probably old news by now, but I saw it yesterday and assumed it was some kind of viral stunt to promote Matt Rife, because he needs all the promotions he can get, he’s not already the biggest sell out comedy star in the history of social media comedy stars….

Anyway, the story is that Lisa Ann claims this was not a bit, not part of the act, she literally got arrested by the NYPD.

They claimed she had her camera out at the show, clearly Rife’s very protective of his very sacred content from his shows, because he needs to be the only one to monetize his RIFFs with his audience….not some SUPER famous Porn MILF…

The cops told her they’d either 51/50 her with a psych hold, they love doing that to people….or send her to jail…

Her caption:

Tonight I was arrested and harassed by the NYPD – they offered me a choice to be 51/50 by ambulance & admitted to the hospital – or arrested an put in jail over someone thinking I used my phone during the @mattrife show.

I’m at loss of words for what I just endured .. traumatic, unnecessary and extreme are topping my list of emotions

She is probably upset they threatened the 51/50 instead of the 69, because when dealing with a porn chick, you might as well get the dick sucked as a term of letting her free….

It’s all so crazy, but not as crazy as you’d have to be to be a porn chick….with all those Anal scenes available on the internet…

Safe to say…NEW FETISH ALERT….Old porn chick at comedy show getting arrested and throwing a tantrum….

Posted in:Lisa Ann

2024

05

Feb

Dua Lipa’s Ass Looked Good at the Grammys of the Day

The Grammys recognized Dua Lipa as one of their Diversity Hires like Stevie Wonder in some speech some guy was making about how music brings the world together despite our differences, so long as you agree with his libtard believes, because if you don’t you’re an unreasonable heathen who deserves to be taken out back and shot…but yeah, they mentioned her being a KOSOVO refugee that was brought to the top of the food chain thanks to music, and/or human trafficking…

Now, I don’t really give a shit about Pop Music, but at least DUA LIPA’s pop music is better than most of the trash being put out there, there’s a reason beyond everyone being a retard, that her TikTok hits are as big as they are….

I do think DUA LIPA’s puts on a good show and staring at her Ass with ASS STRAPS to make the Ass look better, when it looked alright to begin with is better than looking at some of the other fat, old, disgusting celebrities….like Beyonce dancing behind DUA:

So her Grammy performance, with her ass strapped up, was a decent one…out of all the Satanic options we were given…

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2024

05

Feb

Taylor Swift’s Attempt at a Slutty Album of the Day

I’d call Taylor Swift a cum rag, but she’d probably be a dry cum rag because the only people cumming on her are the squirting hookers she hires to pee on her because rich people are weird, at least that’s my theory on this product that they try to pretend is a human and that people actually buy into because they are retards…

Taylor Swift is the least sexy girl who sings about fucking as much as she does, because seriously, there’s really nothing hot about, she’s more the kind of girl you fuck out of guilt, spite, or because she’s Taylor Swift and you want to see if she’s really as bad as her dancing makes you think she is.

Well, at the Grammy’s on the world stage, she decided to announce to EVERYONE that she is dropping a NEW album called TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, realizing that WE are the tortured ones thanks to her really boring approach to celebrity.

She dropped the ALBUM cover, which I’d assume was a SEXT to Travis Kelce, but that is more likely a sext to a woman since they say she’s a lesbian and that Kelce and her are just some marketing tool for the NFL, Celebrity Gossip and all that other shit they trick us with in their demonic sorcery, creating false idols to manipulate your minds, to make you miserable and consume what they tell you to…which I can assure you Taylor Swift as a false idol will do….

I mean even her SEXTS aren’t SEXY…and that’s fucking weird to someone who will jerk off to a woman’s armpit if it is shot from the right angle….

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2024

05

Feb

Ashlynn is the Instagram Of The Day

Ashlyn Sky recently made her way to Hawaii, where she went to Pipe, drank at Sunrise Shack and shook her tits on the beach in front of her hotel in a bikini for instagram and only 80000 people cared, which seems like robbery since this is the kind of quality content we need as a mindless society of chronic masturbating perverts…

I may not know who Ashlyn Sky is, but I do find it suspicious that I’ve never met a girl with the last name Sky in my life, but for some reason there are dozens of girls on instagram with the last name Sky….HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE….it’s almost like they are using fake names, porn names, so perverts jerking off to them can’t track down their parents to send the nudes to saying “DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER DOES ON THE INTERNET”….only for the dad to say “YES, I JERK OFF TO IT TOO, Have you seen THem Tits?”…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

05

Feb

Iggy Azalea’s in the Pool on Grammy Night of the Day

I don’t know if Iggy Azalea made it to Grammy Night, since she’s no longer a big music star, but rather an OnlyFans star who hustles the AVN awards and other brothels in America for that SEX WORK money because it’s more than she makes doing that mainstream shit, maybe it’s more freeing than working for a bunch of shitty agents and labels, and maybe it’s all part of a brand building exercise for when it become unfavorable to be a slut, allowing her to find god and go traditional wife and mother, or at least play victim to the perversion of the world.

I don’t fucking care, I’m looking at her tits in the pool, which is way more fun than watching a bunch of masturbatory bullshit at the exclusive Grammy Awards filled with giant assholes you can’t pay to see spread in the DMs for the right price.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2024

05

Feb

Bianca is the Instagram Of The Day

It was the Grammy’s last night, a few social media scammers may have been nominated, some may have won, but the real important social media influencers didn’t even know the Grammy’s happened, because they are too into themselves, figure they can see Billy Joel’s new song come out on TikTok, maybe see Joni Mitchell’s creepy too old to be singing performance on TikTok, maybe see Jay Z call out the people nominated not being worthy of a nomination, and the fact that Beyonce keeps losing to Taylor Swift, something Kanye first brought up, is highway robbery….

But the real important social media influencers were selling pics of their tits to perverts around the globe for stupid money, some making more than the Grammy performers and nominees the boomers were watching…..

Point of the story, Facebook turned 20, internet is life, fuck celebrity….celebrate tits.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

05

Feb

Paulina Porizkova Brings You the Fetish You Never Wanted To Have of the Day

You know, I don’t know anything about Paulina Porizkova. She’s a Czech model who I guess calls herself one of the 90s Super Models, only I don’t remember her making her the forgotten 90s Super Model. It’s like the other models in the Em Rata Blurred Lines video, no one knows anything about them but Em Rata is a billionaire cuz them tits…

Weird analogy, sure…..but when Em Rata’s tits are on the brain, maybe all analogies should be Em Rata themed…

Anyway, the old as shit 5 foot 11 model, who I only discovered when she was dating Aaron Sorkin and he brought her to the Oscars and I assumed she was a Mail Order….not realizing she was founded at 13 years old by Elite Models and sent off to Sports Illustrated and other brands in the 90s….she even did Dancing with the Stars…not that I noticed…because I had no idea who Paulina Porizkova was…

Well, she’s had a double hip replacement, like a grandma, and she’s tried to post a slutty selfie of the hip replacement, triggering attention from some of the weirdest motherfuckers out there that are into that kind of thing, like scars or elderly person surgeries….and it’s just one of those fetishes you probably wish you never have, never thought you’d have, because fucking a bitch, even a hot old model bitch wasn’t really anything you’d ever want to do because you preferred girls who still go their periods and didn’t smell like rotting corpses….

Posted in:Paulina Porizkova

2024

04

Feb

Fandy is the Instagram Of The Day

Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Fandy

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe