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2019

26

Aug

Stella Maxwell Pussy Flash of the Day

Here is Stella Maxwell showing off her lesbian DICK, but I don’t know if lesbians call the domineering manipulative partner’s genitals their DICK, cuz by default these lesbian women are molested or violated by men and their dicks, hence the whole becoming lesbian thing, which in Stella Maxwell’s case has worked out nicely, because apparently a lot of A-List actors are broken down on some emotional trauma level and are easy to convert to the darkside….of dick hating…which is why their sex toys are dolphin, corn on the cob, or banana shaped…cuz dicks so scary and mean spirited and angry which is intimidating for a dyke…just trying to masturbate a pussy to elevate her career…

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2019

26

Aug

Tara Lipinski Bikini of the Day

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Tara Lipinski the original Pro Skater…Tony Hawk didn’t die for this shit…not that he’s dead, but I assume he stole Tara Lipinski’s glory when he launched TONY HAWK Pro Skater video game with Playstation and changed the fucking face of the Skateboard industry, turning it into a Mass Market, McDonalds mainstream MTV thing….allowing nerds and losers who would never be cool to embrace the lifestyle and rock some skate shoes at the mall…when Tara Lipinski was out there pitching TURBO GRAFX 16 the Tara Lipinski Pro Skater game…that never materialized…all because Tony Hawk stole it from her…

But at least she can garner some hype around herself with her ass in a bikini…her skinny skater ass that still has muscle memory thanks to all those years of hard training…Roundness like all those girls in leggings and bike shorts I see every time I leave the house….I don’t know how asses got so round, but they are so fucking round.

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2019

26

Aug

Bella Thorne Nip Slip Suckin Dick in Italy of the Day

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Bella Thorne out here in Italy sucking her Italian pop star boyfriends dick….SCROLL DOWN.

She’s the kind of the girl who looks like her pussy is constantly itching, you know some too lazy to wash often enough for the VAGINITIS to not seep in….but then again…she is also the kind of girl who would do a VLOG about her VAGINITIS and post pics of the discharge for her fans cuz she realizes they seek knowing every fucking thing about her, every fucking detail, and social media is that platform…it’s the reality show on crack…where these people can manipulate their audience by farting on an IG story and talking about how empowered they feel as a farter, because growing up with Lactose intolerance along with 60% of the rest of the world, and always needing to fart your cheese out, is shame she carried through life and now…to embrace it is to love herself in the most public pandering kind of way…inspiring a generation of girls to start farting because it’s a natural fucking thing you assholes…what kind of Patriarchy is this where a woman can’t fart….because men have denied women assholes do shit things, only sex things, so they can eat it with grace and conviction and not thinking of the dump she took earlier that day, except for Germans and Japanese people who love that shit – literally.

Either way, she’s half naked on social media. Obviously.

Bella Thorne Sucking Dick in Italy Bikini

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2019

26

Aug

Brooke Burke Topless instagram Shoot Like She’s not 60 of the Day

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Brooke Burke is in some instagram style topless shoot, that is very muted in Black and White cuz you don’t want High Definition color on this, you want the most pixelated shitty image around, grainy as fuck so you can’t see ANY detail, cuz she’s old as fuck…

So despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter, instagram, a large pervert fanbase that remember her from WILD ON, the best job a whore from Playboy could ever land, and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and willing to show her fake tits, cuz they are fake tits and are an extension of her, not actually part of her, anyone can get a set of these……it’s the life of fitness on a Playboy whore who still uses the same tactics to get noticed so that maybe people will give her another reality show….to showcase her insight that I am sure is really deep….cuz girl’s ego clearly needs some love.

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2019

26

Aug

Bebe Rexha Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Bebe Rexha with the struggle fitness so we know how she gets her body…but eating more calories than she burns doing half assed workouts like this…

At 30, it’s only going to get worse, because bitch is 30…

In case you don’t understand basic fucking biology, people ROT the fuck out as they get older….so to launch a popstar career for your fucking ego, to have ownership on your songs, paying to 15 year olds while half naked, like some kind of creepy Substitute teacher cuz 30 is fucking old…confuses me…

A fat girl trying to be hot in scandalous clothing – also confuses me…but I can embrace or understand or accept that substantially easier….fat girls have tits and a vagina they want filled too…and they can, if confident enough expose that to dudes into fucking fat chicks cuz they have no skinny options….

It leaves a subtle bad taste in my mouth, probably from an improper wipe, it is hard to reach around to do the back to front motion when you’re obesity…

But to apply that attitude to being a popstar as a fat chick in her 30s is weirder than Katy Perry’s career.

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2019

26

Aug

Ariel Winter Keto Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter either started the KETO diet to drop all that excess fat, or maybe it was speed, or maybe it was plastic surgery procedures they advertise on social media, some COOL SCULPTING, or the newest trend these whores are pushing along with celery juice, is some electric shock device to give them ads, because social media is a fucking infomercial.

Anyway, this bitch was a neckless pig of a woman who was amazing to see get fatter and fatter, despite her contract stipulating she can’t get fat, Modern Family needs continuity…and despite her working out all the time…she just got fatter and fatter.

There is no way she just miraculously lost the weight, kept her tits again, after her first attempt to assassinate them with a breast reduction, and now all that’s left to do is give this bitch a noise job, as of now she’s skinnier but still dumpy, still busty, but that noise is on some WITCH shit…almost where she needs to be…all rich as fuck and from a hit show….doing titty things.

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2019

26

Aug

Anna Paquin Naked and Fucked for TV of the Day

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Anna Paquin is in some new season of the show called The Affair on Showtime, where she plays a toddler who grew up and is naked and getting fucked by a black dude.. original..

Black on Blonde porn has made it to Showtime series…as mainstream competes with porn….and also fights to BLACK LIVES MATTER and throw in some black characters, some social conscious storyline of “Oh look white girls fuck black men” while a percentage of white guys angrily deal with the idea that their woman is tainted by a mammoth cock, and the other percentage is fucking jacking off to it on some cuckold shit”…

Is this old lady Anna Paquin doing it up.

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2019

26

Aug

Leann Rimes Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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The Leann Rimes bikini photoshoot no one asked for.

She’s a little old for this, but I guess you could argue that her hick stage mom, on some HONEY BOO BOO level of stage parenting robbed her of her youth, until she moved onto becoming a sex worker looking bitch in Hollywood where she home wrecked….you know some family destruction…

So thanks to having no childhood, and being coddled and rich so she is perpetually a child, makes her the mentality of a 15 year old, in the body of some 45 year old.

Gross enough for all you perverts though.

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Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2019

26

Aug

Rachel McCord Pussy and Nip Slip of the Day

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You may not care about Rachel McCord, but you should care about how she wears bikinis for the paparazzi that she hired, thanks to the connections she made mooching off her sister who got on a TV show a while ago….this bitch solely exists because her sister got a show that lasted a season or two….and she’s still out here a decade later…in a bikini jacked up her cunt so that people can see her pussy lips on either side of the bathing suit…the way nature intended bathings suits to fit and it makes her substantially more interesting….I am sure she’s a vapid idiot, obviously, but there are layers to this idiot cuz I’m posting on her 10 years after her SISTER got off a TV show…so she’s got some kind of staying power, some level of compelling…probably something to do with the cunt.

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2019

26

Aug

Natalie Alyn Lind Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is the daughter of Diane Szalinski…

Diane Szalinski is the mom from Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

I know what you’re thinking, celebrity is so fucking crazy that even someone as insignificant as the wife on Honey I Shrunk the Kids, its sequels and the TV show, was positioned to give her daughter a solid taste of nepotism, and teach us all how incestuous the cesspool of Hollywood actually is.

None of that really matters when we watch her in her self produced fitness erotica, the one thing that should motivate you to go the gym, until you realize you’re lazy and instagram will have all the best slutty angles of workout girls looking their best, because LIFE is about the IG pic, not the actual experience….crazy times.

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