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Sahara Ray Sucks Dick of the Day

Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day

X-Tina Aguilera’s Porn Tits of the Day

Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

Aug

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie isn’t anything substantial, but she’s Lionel Richie’s biological daughter, so she’s his legacy and heir to his fortune, which I am sure is a huge fortune, he was a big deal when people got REALLY fucking paid….allowing her to exist as a vapid cunt who spends her days with Kardashians and peripheral Kardashian characters as it is good for Press / PR / Attention….

People find her hot, she’s got tits and an ass, but all that shit is boring…as are the same staged poses over and fucking over again….

When everyone pays to look the same, and beauty isn’t a commodity or something that is rare, so that when you find it you freak out like a kid with no dad, finding out his dad is a famous rockstar he’s about to cash the fuck in on, like a lottery ticket, all thanks to his mom’s loose morals and love for a good time at least that one time she went to a concert and got backstage the night he was conceived….

If you know what I mean….which is BEAUTY isn’t a doughy muppet face with fake dick sucking lips….but people think that is the one way ticket to being beautiful and now everyone looks the same, making it hard to differentiate each other.

What separates each muppet from each other?

Personality maybe? But that can’t be true all these young ppl speak in memes…the same memes, the same outfits, the same poses….

Maybe it’s outrageousness like a drag queen or a fat girl that amplify and exaggerate the personality to be accepted…liked….since they can’t just pull off fake lips to pout in the corner…the need to compensate for that fatness…maybe that is why fat girls are getting hype…because all mid range women are vapid idiots injectintheir faces like they think it matters…taking selfies…and morphing into some clone shit….when really it is just a billboard of how basic, typical and boring they are….

So they are taking selfies in the exact same poses and outfits as every other girl…they have given up on their own unique faces, and bodies, nothing is unique, not ideas, not content…maybe tis simulation or singularity is complete….maybe all you bitches are fucking robots and not even cool robots that blow shit up…or save the world against alien invasion….

Instead it is a whining, period getting, boring, repetitive robot…the kind you’d find on factory assembly lines replacing your laborer blue colour jobs…but with tits and an ability to suck a dick or two…if it is rich enough or impressive enough to make her social media feed look better.

It is dumb and I assume that this bitch is too.

Crop top slutty..

Here she is at the Venice Film Festival for whatever reason..

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2019

Aug

Hailey Baldwin and Kendall Jenner Bikini Sluts of the Day

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Let’s make this post about Kendall Jenner, because Hailey Baldwin is some groupie mooch bitch, about as exciting as a used tampon left on the bathroom stall floor…she’s just this flimsy fucking character with no personality and a doughy face…which isn’t to say KENDALL is any better…but when dealing with garbage, let’s focus on the most powerful piece of garbage..instead of the juice accummulated in the bottom of the dumpster

That said, Kendall Jenner is a vapid cunt from the evil tribe of KARDASHIANS that everyone seems to hate, but buy whatever they are selling….but she is the best looking out of the group…not that that is saying much, they are all fucking muppet faced, hairy looking, weird orange colored fat monsters…while this one, the white one…..is long, lean, working as a model which I consider bullshit, but is still happening despite my thinking it is bullshit, which keeps them all high profile in their manipulation of the public to bu whatever they are selling…

I assume she is the picture her dad brought to his surgeons to try to rebuild him into a woman…you know since along with being a weirdo with mental issues so severe he cut off his dick to pretend to be a woman… he’s her dad and she’d be the logical female look he goes for….weirdos…

I assume these pictures of her are just tactical with the help of the paparazzi they employ to keep them relevant…are staged…show some tit, people will talk about you, it’s that simple, we gotta keep momentum up with our family empire and this is the way…

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Here’s Kendall trying her best to flash a tit

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2019

Aug

Charisma Carpenter Old Lady Nudity of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter the washed up actress from BUFFY is naked on social media

This reminds me of that time an old lady was standing in the park totally naked and confused at around 6 am…as it turned out she had dementia and the old folks home was across the street from the park…they clearly didn’t pay too much attention when she walked out….the on duty pervert was probably jacking off to internet porn, something he’d brag about to his friends about how he gets paid to jack off to internet porn, thanks to the night shift…So for some reason she was convinced she was in Germany during the war….basically freaking the fuck out….and stripped down in her crazy..

Because Charisma Carpenter career was about as long ago as the second world war…but more importantly…because bitch is old and getting naked to show it off…in some kind of DEMENTIA sort of way.

She still has fans that I guess she’s bringing it for…or she’s just craving some attention through nudity like she did when she did Playboy 40 years ago.

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2019

Aug

Crazy Naked Person and Other Videos of the Day

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Half Naked Girl Trouble Making

Dude Takes Shit in the Subway

Taking a Shit in a Super Market

Big Woman Stabs a Kid in the Face for No Reason

Guy Resists Arrest – Gets Thrown to Ground

Cargo Ship Fail

Close Call with a Moose

Female Driver VS River

Truck Explodes on Dashcam

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You know there’s this thing called THE BATCH…that I am not sure still exists, but back in the pre-dating app era, it was what you’d say to a dude who hadn’t had sex for a long fucking time….his non sex basically built up on him, like a stink or disease, that got worse and worse each day….because women could sense it…and avoid…

I guess it is based on the same psychology that women like to fuck men with wives or girlfriends because they seem desirable, but instead it is the opposite…

I had a friend who used to dab TUNA CAN Water on his neck and wrists, like cologne….to cover up the smell of THE BATCH…with the smell of a fishy possibly pussy smell that would be subtle with the beer and cigarettes masking the smell..

I don’t know if anyone else wash their hands on tuna can water before going out to make girls think you get pussy….but it’s a tactic you should use to really officially embrace being pathetic…

Here are some MORNING hangover DUMP stepLINKS…

One Shark Tank Host Kills Two People on his Boat in Cottage Country – Blaming his Wife…while another sells his house at a 200k Loss
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Here’s the Shark Tank Killer Story I’ve been Reading Up On This Morning
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Rhino Flips Car
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Thief Chase!
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MMA Fighter Exposes KUNG FU
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Pete Davidson Dating Margaret Qualley
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7 Year Old Daughter SLUT SHAMED
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LAPD Bodycam Footage
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TV Host Gets CAlled a Gorilla Cuz He’s Black
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Hemsworth Divorced Miley After Seeing her Lesbianism for the Paparazzi and Realized She’s Lame
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Bernie Wants America to be More Like China
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Dude Brings it a the Wedding….
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got one of the weirdest emails in my life on the internet…and I have received a BUNCH of weird fucking emails…as you can imagine…running a site called drunkenstepfather leads to fucking weirdos….and this is the winner after a 15 year stint of this shit..

“There is a video posted of a girl petting a kangaroo which is an image that does not belong to you. My privacy has been severely violated and I would just like you to know that will be taking legal action against any and all accounts containing this video. ”

What the fuck….

I told her:

” I am the Kangaroo’s manager and will send you an invoice for exploiting my client without her consent”

You did it, you can’t hold your booze, you drink too much and you’re dumb, and your friend filmed it, then posted it to the internet, it goes viral and you’re emailing me for take down notices, cuz you don’t like it anymore, because you were wasted beyond belief, far drunker than anyone should ever be, because you’re a giant child who can’t take care of yourself you fucking retard….

The whole generation is a gang of no substance Flip Floppers, who are just following the Crowd who will think or say one thing with so much conviction one day, and pretend they never said it and say the total opposite the next day, without a thought or memory of claiming the opposite a day earlier. LIKE IT NEVER Happened.

This generation is fucking confused, entitled, and dumb as fuck….even though they have ACCESS to so much information to formulate actual opinions of shit, that’s too much work so they’ll just be dumb fucks…

Lisa Left Eye Lopes didn’t fake her own death for this.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kid Tries to Fight Pizza Man
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Hilary CLinton is an 800 Pound Lesbian
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Face Mask Makes Mom Mad….
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Taylor Swift Disgusts Me
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Joaquin Phoenix as Joker – TRAILER
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Gross Host FOR the New Super Market Sweep Show…
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Ariel Winter Back on IG…
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See Through of the Day
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VMA Nips
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Men Attack Woman with Chair..
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Monkeys think Spy Monkey is Dead Baby – CRAZY
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Woman Disembarks Boat Fail
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Woman Broke Into the BOTOX Clinic
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini
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Epstein UPDATE
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Sphynx Cat Eating Cucumber
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Massager Wood Chairs
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Chick Topping Up the Oil
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Jason Momoa Stuck in Elevator with Dog
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Balls VS Magnet
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Rihanna Likes Your Girl Lizzo
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Girl has Trust Issus
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Judge Mathis Spit on VALET. Nice Guy. Wopner Didn’t Die for This…
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Padres Mack Fun of Red Sox Fans…
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Shitty Social Media Comedian Ass Pic
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Bella Thorne Bikini Slut
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Martha Stewart KNOWS GOOP is Ripping her Off…
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Young Girl in Shorts Pees Herself During MAGIC TRICK
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Pete Davidson’s Meltdown…
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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From the Forum

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Kylie Minogue Jenner – in a Slut Dress…..
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Brooke Burke Bikini
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Kristen Stewart & Emma Roberts Dykes…
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Ashley Benson – Slutty
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Chastain Cleavage…
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Mena Suvari’s Forehead
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Elsa Hosk hot Body
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Sofia Richie Boring
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Candice Swenepoel Old
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Halseey is Trash
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From stepSMUT!!

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My TUMBLR PORN COLLECTION OF THE DAY
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Sydney Sweeney Awesome Tits…
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Amateur Slut from Reddit
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Pumpkin SPICE! is Coming…
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Nakde by the Glass
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Hot Nude Ashley
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New Selfie Filter
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Unwanted Facial….
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Shaking her Big Ass
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Armless Pervert with a Dancing Slut
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Asshole Pushed to the LIMIT
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WTF was That
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Duble Dose Twins
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Big Titty Estonian
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Sex naked Bitch…
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Redhead Nips…
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Deep THROAT
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Saxaphone Nudity I feel LIke I posted already
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Gross MILF
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2019

Aug

EmRatCow Topless of the Day

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EmRatCow is filler content for those days where I feel I need to post more instagram smut and hate on it, even though all the competitive sites only post 3 times a Day cuz they work for money not for the passion in their soul, the fire in their heart, that makes you feel compelled to call these whores whores, not in a hating of women way either, in a these bitches have polarized their storyline and are trying to put blinders on us, so that they can justify being whores for attention, and the media typically buys into them, and I feel my duty is to present you with FACTS at least to my best ability of only knowing RAT COW from her content I can’t even see cuz she blocked me 5 years ago….

EmRatCow, despite her approach, is a titty model and has great tits, likely great fake tits. That is all she is.

The working in movies cuz she sucked off David Fincher and Ben Affleck at a coke party, is hardly her bi-line.

The fact she was being entertained for any acting part is because she’s a titty model with great tits.

Her fan base, all due to her titty modeling.

Her business as an influencer all based on titty.

Her business of clothing/bikini/underwear all based on titty.

So to say this rat faced trash that offers the world nothing creative, intelligent, thought provoking, but that does offer tits cuz she’s a titty model….is anything but a titty model is just buying into bullshit marketing and PR tacticcs she’s using to distance herself of smoke out thee fact she’s a titty model – to get more people paying eer and believing that lie.

She’s a self producing smut peddler and there’s nothing bad about that, except her face…and the fact that she doesn’t do anything remotely interesting with her feed.

Great tits though. It clearly counts for something.

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Posted in:Emrata|SFW

2019

Aug

Kate Bosworth Swimsuit of the Day

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I don’t know why I thought Kate Bosworth was hot, it may have been because she is hot, even in her 40s, and I actually think she’s in her 40s, I often call 20-somethings 40 year olds because their faces are jacked up and they look 40, but this one is genuinely 40…imagine that….

Or maybe it was just that I liked that she was skinny, as a fat man married to a fat woman, my life has been heavily influenced and excited by skinny girls…they are like mystical creatures that only exist in my world for jerk off purposes…

I’ve wondered why her career never took off, maybe because she always knew she was hot, like a hot girl you finally bed, who gives you the worst sex of her life, because she knows she’s hot and just being there is enough, while fatter more insecure uglier girls will put in the fucking work..and blow your mind while you think of girls like Kate Bosworth to cum.

But I haven’t wondered too much…because none of this shit matters..

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2019

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Still Trying Her Best of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin may be a monster with a shitty personality. An entitled rich kid with emotional trauma cuz her parents got divorced or some shit – and she was publicly humiliated when her dad Alec called her a pig….because that’s how he felt….Narcissistic Actor parents make fucked up children but at least they have money to cover her costs in her rich person life.

I don’t know why big monster girl Ireland Baldwin (she is 7 feet tall and 300 lbs) is compelled to post slutty pics to the internet…but that’s what all girls are doing so I guess that it all makes sense despite not making sense…

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

Aug

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Hot of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is amazing. Huge fan.

I just find her genuinely hot, with a genuinely cunty demeanor that comes when a girl knows she’s hot.

I think her story is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked….only to eventually be cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack…while still going back to modelling and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model….

She’s older now, a mom now, but also a reminder that all bald dudes, even the rich ones, likes to prove that when money, fame and fitness are factored in, bitches don’t seem to care about baldness…they fucking squirt all over it….

Which would be nice if girls treated your baldness, you fat unemployed snob…with the same support.