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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Jul

Willow Smith Bikini of the Day

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Willow Smith is out here in a bikini….

Not only does she have a silly fucking name, you know like JOSIE CANSECO the dad wants his legacy to be part of his baby girl….even though she’s going to inherit his legacy regardless of the name…and be a total shitty rich kid about it because Will Smith is fucking rich and these kids grew up in Calabassas with the Kardashians and are therefore shit…no matter how many vegan food truck food giveaways they coordinate for the homeless…

But she’s also got the ass of a 10 year old boy, something some people look for in 18 year old women….to keep their fetishes within the parameters of the law…

The real question is where the hell is DJ Jazzy Jeff…you know cuz parents just don’t understand….

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2019

Jul

Charisma Carpenter Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter

People, not many people, but people…are very into Charisma Carpenter.

Forgotten from the days of Buffy even after doing Playboy when it mattered, always an exhibitionist, continuing it into her old age…not a terrible thing, not a great thing either, but a thing I’ll stare at cuz I love sluts…

When finding out that the only people who visit the site are in their 40s yesterday, I decided to only give you bitches you jerked off to in the past.

I am the TURNER CLASSIC MOVIE of the internet….only with new slutty content, and without Ted Turner’s billions of dollars, or Jane Fonda pussy juice scars on my dick.

Right. Totally..

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2019

Jul

Eliza Dushku Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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Remember Eliza Dushku?

She is pregnant at 100 fucking years old.

The one good thing about this site is that we’ve all got old as fuck together, which mans all you 45 year old fucks will remember Eliza Dushku for being the hot chick in all those popular teen movies before the internet created social media and we had no need to watch shit comedies that were formulaic and dumb for the tits…we could just scroll feeds and leave comments directly on the girl you want to fuck with hopes of not getting deleted…

With that advancement, Dushku’s career went to shit and ran back to Boston where she went back to school and laid out her new life….where I guess she has guys cum in her…thinking at 40 she can’t get pregnant….even though I guess you can…

I figure I should post this, since no one else gives a fuck about Dushku.

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2019

Jul

Camila Cabello Erotica of the Day

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Camila Cabello is the new Selena Gomez…at least she is trying to be..

I don’t know what these slutty pics of her are for….I am not going to bother googling that…I am more into spreading the good word of the lord and by lord I mean pop culture…America’s real church…and only religion…

I do know that Camila Camila Cabello is some Cuban girl who made it in America, unlike her cousin ELIAN GONZALEZ …who America put back on the raft he drifted in on….to return him FIDEL…RIP.

This girl is living the American dream, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…who are sick, fat and lazy from all the junk food and crippling debt.

It’d be a more interesting story if her career wasn’t that of a pop star in a slutty group, turned solo performer, like Nicole Scherzinger…and every Spice Girl except POSH….you know more of a sex worker dying in an alley like a statistic….or maybe just her sucking dick for rent money..

But instead she could sing, started to sing and now sings….

The only interesting angle on her is that her boyfriend, PORTUGUESE SHAWN MENDES, is a queer…so if they do fuck..it’s in her butt…cuz if it was in the pussy hole she’d have a bunch of kids by now cuz Cubans are fertile….solid breeders…

That’s all I got on this one.

Here she is in Miami living her latina life

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2019

Jul

Woman Uses Dildo on Uber Driver and Other Videos of the Day

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Boozed Up Biker

Truck and Excavator

Backflip Fail at the Pool

Explosion at the Workshop

Rat Showering

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The good news is that it seems like the young crowd that is coming up have a weird and twisted sense of humor. I see random holocaust jokes, sexist jokes, perverted jokes on social media by both guys and girls….enough to assume these perverts who grew up on hardcore porn – are a little less uptight than the older generation of women getting naked on the internet with so much annoying pretense, instead of just doing it for fun…you know they think they are political martyrs or some shit paving the way for future women to prosper – insane.

The bad news is that I am an old fuck and all of you are old fucks, because we haven’t tapped into the younger market, so my humor will officially never be able to go mainstream or to buy me a private jet, which you know is on the top of my TODO list…second in lin to “hopefully I can afford a 6 pack tonight”….

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Girl Gets Run Over by Moterized Wheel Chair
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Dude Struggling with Party Girl on his Shoulders
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Ben Affleck Reunite…
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Woman Uses BMX as a Weapon
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Van with 200 Million of ICE crashes in COP
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Elle Fanning Bikini
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Maitland Ward Slut…
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People React to Iphone 11
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Seth Rogan VS Game of Thrones
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Quick Bodywork in a Driveway
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Britney Spears in 2004
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Dude USES the Force
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Close Call of the Day
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2019

Jul

Dora Madison Burge Panties of the Day

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I still don’t know who Dora Madison Burge but by the looks of her, she’d be something worthy of burying your face in and binging and purging off the shit…literally…

ALl these girls on the internet doing shit in their underwear….is weird when you are old enough to remember when girls would freak out if you saw them in a bra…hell when I was in High School girls would be humilated if you saw the top of their underwear and teased them about it…or even a bra strap…a FUCKING bra strap and now all girls, not just starved for attention Dora Madison Burge girls, are doing fucking YOGA in their underwear…for everyone to see the period stains if they have a keen enough eye…and that’s just nutty.

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2019

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realize that one of the main struggles of today is making sure a random girl you meet doesn’t have and Adam’s apple…because all these trans people are everywhere…I saw two today and unfortunately they had better bodies than a lot of women….tits everywhere, with pride, because they grew them themselves thanks to hormones….

But it is also hard to check out hot younger women with huge boobs busting out and an ass hanging out out while shopping with her old dad who could be actual dad but who is likely a sugar dad based on how he rubbed her thigh in the checkout line…you know cuz if it’s her real dad you don’t want to offend him and have conflict but if it’s her sugar dad he likely wants the recognition of his hard work / purchase…

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The Amazing Trailer for the Mr Rogers Movie – But Keep In Mind – I like Tom Hanks enough to Offset Grown Men Who Like Kids a Little Too Much.
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Ireland Baldwin’s Terrible Ass
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Woman in Brawl Uses BMX
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Lohan New Accent
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Kristeen Bell Ass in Jeans…You pervert fucks
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Cop Tries to Lie to Reporter
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MIAMI Police Arrest McGregor
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Lottie Moss – Trashy Shorts
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Sara Sampaio Naked
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Liz Hurley’s Son Going After His Grandfather’s Money…Cuz Steve Bing Never Married Her – He Likes Whores
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Parking Lot brawl with Soldiers…
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Amusement Ride Snaps…
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Horse Kicks Dude in the Balls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Magnet Fishing
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Woman Punches Herself when Dude Wants to Break Out…
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I wonder if Chelsea Was Taught How to Fuck By Monica Lewinsky
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Brooklyn Decker on Celeb Family Feud
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The Future of Marvel
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Shawn Mendes Gay Fucking Tattoo…
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Miley Cyrus at the Gym
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Epsteins Book has 21 Contacts for Bill Clinton…
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Couple Attacked by a Caymen in their Pool
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Airline Passenger Fell Asleep and Woke Up on Locked Plane
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Tom Brady in Trouble for Posting Pics of his Daughter in a Bathing Suit
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Trump Beauty Queen VS CNN
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Idiot Drives her Acura Down Stairs
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Posted it Earlier Cuz It is Amazing – Birds Aren’t Real Campaign
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Your Next Priscilla Presley – YUCK
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Jenny McCarthy Old Pool Slut
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Mischa Barton – LIVES
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GIgi Hadid on the Streets
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Camila Mendes Slutty Top
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Vanessa Hudgens Probably Pregnant
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Cheryl Blossom at Comicon
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Dora the Explorer in a Bikini
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Rachel McCord Swimsuit
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Maggie Q Bikini
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Salma Hayek – Comicon
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Selena Gomez Tits in Rom
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A Bunch of Ass
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Making the Impossible – Possible
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Sluts in the Kitchen
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Skinny Girl with the Bolt Ons
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Awesome Tits and Pussy on a Boat
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Olivia Q Naked
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Dick Skin Mask
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Black Babe Shaking her Ass
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Huge Tits Naked in the Pool
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Some Naked Girl Weirdnss…
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Tina Got Her Tits Out
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Sex Movee of the Day
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Sisters Hear Mom Getting Banged
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School Girl Dildo
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Awesome Cam Girl Faking an Orgasm
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Twerker Doesn’t Know her Surroundings
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The Worst Porn Star Ever
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FUTURE BEACHES
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Selfie Lover
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Dildo in Assholee
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2019

Jul

Bella Thorne Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Bella Thorne looks like she smells like shit. She’s a greasy and disgusting Disney kid with a social media feed, who is so dialled into popculture, because she is popculture.

I would say she’s likely the most influential person on social media besides the Kardashians, and she is equally if not more Vulgar than them, and we’ve seen them get fucked up the ass….

People confuse her cries for attention, her rebelling on the internet with slutty content, her details of her sex life, horniness, etc as being open and honest and empowered, when really it is just clickbait…she is clickbait…and in this era…clickbait is about the depth we all expect cuz we are fucking busy…

Here are some olives:

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2019

Jul

Courteney Cox Bikini of the Day

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Courteney Cox doesn’t realize it is no longer 1995 and she is no longer on Friends….and it’s not entirely her fault, that “property” or whatever the studios call the shows they own, is still fucking earning.

This bitch was getting paid stupid money 20 years ago to be on a stupid show that went fucking viral cuz TV wasn’t fully flooded with Cable channels and the three networks still maintained their power and control…

And she is STILL getting paid stupid money….Netflix bought the rights to the show for 100 million dollars and each cast member STILL makes 20 million a year thanks to Re_runs….so of course bitch is still living the glory days, she’s getting paid like it’s still the glory days…plus with all that money comes cosmetic procedures and the skeleton of 20 years ago is the skeleton of now…Same Same shit.

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