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2019

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night….which is pretty pathetic when you think about it…but that’s ok…I am not trying to impress anyone…is that I sat on a park bench drinking spiked soft drinks….watching people on the bench next to me…who turned out to be on their first tinder date with each other talking what must have been enough to trust each other to not kill each other….and they were going through their likes and dislikes of sex…the girl was talking about her IUD and love for natural unprotected sex….and the dude was talking about how he likes to fuck girls with toys…it was just weird to witness it so casual with normal looking young people…because I guess online dating means they’ve already seen pics of each other’s genitals….talked dirty to each other cuz it is the prequel to sex and more importantly…it is the porn generation on the internet…so if you’re a lonely chronic masturbator, you’re there by choice, as there’s clearly many fucking options in this everyone is a pervert world….

Hayden Panettiere is Still with her Abusive Boyfriend
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Vegans Protesting People Buying Milk at Walmart – Hilarious
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TITTIES Tracks Down Thieves Stealing Back Her Car1811
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Woman Pushes Priest Off Stage..
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Sluts at a Movie Premiere
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Window Smashing in Germany
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WTF Spine Adjustment of the Day
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Girl in Shorts Fucking Produce at the Grocery store…
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Oh Fuck – Gators are Eating METH
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Security Guard Pulls Gun on Cop…
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Kids Burning a Pride Flag
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Jim Carey in The Shining Edit – Weird
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Car Fails High Speed Turn
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SLUTTY SEX WORKERS DOING SEX WORK
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2019

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite email I get is:

I made a video showing how you satisfy yourself in the left half of the screen, and in the right half you see the video that you watched.

With one click of the mouse, I can send this video to all your emails and contacts on social networks.

I can also post access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use

It’s so fucking solid….and would be even better if they meant it.

I want everyone to get that email of me jacking off to some fucking weirdness…except that I don’t jerk off staring at a computer screen / camera on a computer screen like some kind of nerd…

I save that shit for public places, like the public transit system….and parks.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dream Girl LOHAN Got Work
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Underwear Wearing Woman Hanging Out of Bedroom Window after Wife Gets Home
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Dead Celeb Found in Oregon….
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Russian Cab Driver Throws Passenger Out for Littering
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Amber Heard See Through
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Woody Harrelson Drunk at Wimbeldon
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Lucy Hale’s Crazy Cameltoe
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Kate Upton Bikini Pic
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Rosie Huntington _ Hot in a Dress
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Protestors Take Down USA Flag at ICE Facility and Replace it with Mexican
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Golf Nut Shot
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Dude Trolls his Tween Sister by Picking her Up at School Blasting Early 2000s Music
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Texting Tram Driver Causes Accident
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Dead 20 Year Old Celeb
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Shawn Mendes Pretending to be Straight with Camila Cabello
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Topless Sunbather of the Day
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Farrah Abraham See Through
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$1000 Cup of Tea
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Model Reveals Epstein Sex Island
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Pink’s Kids Running Through Holocaust Memorial
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Broken Branch Don’t Stop Flip
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Fisherman Drinks Cold One found in Fish Belly
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The New Elvis
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BikinI girl Meltdown
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Gronk’s Fat Girlfriend Camille Kostek in a Bikini
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Olivia Culpo Bikini Tits…
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Ambrosio Bikini
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Sarah Hyland Avoiding the Paparazzi
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Nathalie Emmanuel
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Kiernan Shipka – Boring Photoshoot…
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Mira Sorivino Still Exists…
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LeAnn Rimes Titties…
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Beyonce in Yellow Dress
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Maya James Cleavage
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Irina Shayk in a Skirt
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Some Robin Holzken in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Busty Amateur with Big Nips
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Upskirts
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Hot Ass
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Big Dildo
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Weird Fuckign Sex Move of the Day
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Big Fucking Workout Tits
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Public Beach Cock Suck
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A Bunch of Amazing Ass
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Slutty Selfie
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Dead in the Bath Porn
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Hair in the Pussy Fetish
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Lez It Up
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Gas Station Blowjob
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Nice and Big Naturals
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Monster Dildo
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They Call it Sex Work, but It’s Not Work at All….
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2019

15

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Shitty Lesbian Tits and Gut Sunbathing for Twilight Fans of the Day

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I think the title of this post covers everything I have to say about Kristen Stewart, her rendition of lesbianism, with her tits out getting some sun, like the free spirit I guess she is now that she’s found orgasms through pussy eating…

She’s a very boring celebrity, that twilight thing was just so big anyone involved would get some level of relevance…and this one cracked with the success….but is now confident…so confideent she’s got her fat stomach out on the yacht cuz lesbianism is far more forgiving than hetero dudes…the “patriarchy” who have unrealisitic expectations out of the women they sexualize…

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2019

15

Jul

Britney Spears in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Britney Spears is in some kind of protest…wearing a see through shirt to get people talking about her….to help break her free from the very luxurious prison she lives in…

It is interesting that no one seemed to give a fuck about Britney being a prisoner until recently, even though it was happening in front of us consistently since she shaved her head and her parents became her legal guardians again….and still are…even though she’s 40….

Her family control everything about her, the social media, they mooch the fuck off of her stardom like the white trash that found a cash cow that happens to be their daughter….

It’s not the first time white trash sell off their daughters for money…it’s a white trash formula…it’s just the first time it’s been done publicly and for pop music not sex work.

Britney gets a handful of chances to make a weird statement from her medicated state….and this is one of them…old lady mom nips out and all.

It’s great.

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2019

15

Jul

Gronk’s Fat Girlfriend Camille Kostek in a Bikini Cameltoe of the Day

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If you’re interested in Gronk’s fat girlfriend, who is big on Social Media and who was used by Sports Illustrated as their cover girl on their useless magazine because they felt she had the most potential to sell magazines….well here she is…

You know you Patriot Fan Boys into seeing what your now retired Patriot sticks his dick in….because she doesn’t realize she’s plus sized, she wears a size too small, and it hugs the cunt hard enough that you can see her full cunt, that is most likely an inny-cunt, not an outty cunt, thanks to the whole being a fat chick, it fattens up the outter labia….not that fat chicks can’t have dangly pussy…it’s just that for the most part…fat covers it…

Fascinating fact. Right.

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2019

15

Jul

Bella Thorne Slutty Crack Buy of the Day

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Bella Thorne just looks like she smells like shit….like she’s one or two selfies away from posting pics of her fisting her ass as she transitions to become a man as it will garner more attention to herself, like all these freaks who are broken from being on social media are doing to get people to talk about them.

TITTY PICS AINT ENOUGH ANYMORE…you need to be really broken….and you need to really put yourself out there by cutting off your dick, or tits, or whatever it is all the kids are doing….

In my era, you’d become punk, or goth, or whatever….in this era you change your gender.

It’s the hip thing to do…and Bella Throne on her way to becoming a man is a very fucking likely outcome of this try hard, hype generating idiot.

Here is her new tattoo..

Idiots…everywhere…

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2019

15

Jul

Elsa Hosk Being Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the same age as Candice Swanepoel. She was hired as Candice’s stand in when Candice decided to first get pregnant before getting pregnant again and again…that bitch was pregnant for 3-4 years it seems….the now single mom model with a bikini company who came from a slave owner family back in South Africa..looks like shit….while this pro athlete from Sweden came in, all competitive as athletes are and took thee fuck over….being hotter, better, edgier….and not as fucking haggard as the single mom.

So I’m a fan, she’s a breath of promo underwear model for an evil corporation fresh air….

How about some titties….in some old titty pics of her…OK! Deal!

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

15

Jul

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

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Kate Upton and her mom tits on a boat….in a bikini…showing off her mom tits that have been mom tits since she was 16 and started to model…despite the rest of her being very fucking weird looking and weird shaped….only no one noticed cuz they were too swept away and excited by her mom tits….in an era of celebrating tits and being obsessed with tits…because our moms didn’t breast feed up enough, or our moms breast fed us too much, or draw to big sloppy tits is a constant..or was a constant before everyone turned queer or trans and forget the simplicity of a huge tit…a huge set of tits is the key to Kate Upton’s existence.

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2019

15

Jul

Lili Reinhart Sweaty of the Day

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Lili Reinhart who had some artistic nudes taken by her famous boyfriend leaked a few weeks ago, to which her legal team said “yay, we’ll get paid extra for this”…in a strategy that leads me to believe the lawyers hired to take down the barely nude nudes are the same people who leak the pics, maybe they send them to themselves when they get the star’s phone for a minute when the star isn’t paying attention…to open up the photos app, find the titties and send them to themselves…smart business.

Now she’s out here showing off her plus sized is the right size to get on a hit show body in a one piece as plus sized should always be in the one pieces….and there’s a wet spot…that is likely sweat from her doing one sit up…from getting up to go to the bathroom as fat girls shit alot…and make me wonder whether their anuses get bigger with their pantsize or if the anus stays the same size despite having to unload a lot more shit from all the food they need to maintain being plus sized.

I’ll probably never know…

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Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW

2019

15

Jul

Rachel Cook Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Rachel Cook out here feeling like a real model with her tits out for something called “we don’t give a fuck”….but at least there’s some tit on this Bootleg Rachel Leigh Cook, who is actually hotter and younger than Rachel Leigh Cook, and thus more important, relevant, even if less successful..

The other Rachel Cook is probably out there in the old folks home saying “Well she may have my name, but she wasn’t Josie from Josie and the Pussycats, but I was, therefore I am better”…and she’s right, she’ll always have that…and that’s about it.

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