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2019

16

Jul

Ana Braga Pussy of the Day

Ana Braga wishes she was on the Phoebe Price level of clickbait producing 50 year old sex worker with a friend in the paparazzi who doesn’t understand what people are actually interested in on the content front, but that get her pics out there with old school tactics rather than new school digital marketing hustle the hot young sluts of the internet do now…

Ana Braga was 45 when the internet was invented. She doesn’t know how it works But calling a paparazzi and giving him a handjob with this silly public clickbait shit makes perfect sense to her….

She used to do my SNAPCHAT takeovers when I put effort into social media, before hating social media…so I don’t hate Braga, I think she’s great and serves a purpose…I encourage her and this behavior….and she looks amazing for 50…almost the Vegas call girl you wouldn’t be mad about fucking for the $1000 she likely charges…

This isn’t important or lifechanging – but the Skateboard and Lingerie is a nice touch.

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2019

16

Jul

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ariel Winter looks like a fucking wreck. Maybe her weight loss that I assumed was just strategic COOL SCULPTING or maybe LIPO or whatever procedure they are doing on these instagram sluts to give them a bit of a waistline….

But then again, she is young so it is easy to drop weight, she is rich, she is capable of hiring a team of people from trainer to chef….maybe it’s the KETO Diet….or maybe it’s just drugs….or maybe she stopped the PILL…

I don’t have the answers, I just know she’s had cosmetic surgery to re-shape her big sloppy tits that keep growing, tits you can still are still big despite the weightloss….all hard nippled in a wife beater…which is what you should be looking at because her face is terrifying, that hair is terrifying……and that tighter body just weird, short, broad shouldered….and that pantyline in her leggings…is just fucking off..

But some of you watched her on TV and watched her go through puberty…and are into this…so here it is….not everything I do is good. In fact nothing I do is good

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2019

16

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Naked of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is an old lady who posts selfies of herself NAKED.

Shocking, but not really, she’s been pretty consistent about the bikini pics on social media after years of barely existing….

The woman who tapped out mid-30s until her 50s, where I guess she decided to be a mom with a rich guy and is now back at it….to promote her bikinis, or to find a new rich husband, or to show off that she’s still hot despite being old

I don’t know the psychology behind a woman who is using her sex appeal at an old age, but who used her sex appeal to get into Hugh Grant’s pants when she was young and when he was famous as fuck. He brought her to America. Fucked a Tranny cuz she’s a boring lay. She moved on and got acting work like Austin Powers…inflating her ego in a time she needed to be reaffirmed cuz her boyfriend fucked a tranny…

I may be off on my timeline here…I am not the Liz Hurley Biographer…

Now naked cuz she either thinks she’s hot or is trying to find a new rich husband…or maybe it actually markets her bathing suits…

Or maybe she’s just inspirational, you know giving the instagram sluts hope that in 30 years they’ll be ok, or able to still monetize their bullshit lack of skill….getting naked or half naked into the FUTURE…

All I really gotta say is WHERE THE FUCK are her nipples.

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2019

16

Jul

Bella Thorne Finger Banged for Fashion of the Day

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Bella Thorne, the attention seeking Disney Whore, who I don’t blame for her actions, because she was prostituted by her mom to both her stepfather and whoever the fuck else came along to help with their plan to get famous, you know execs who wanted some fresh meat redhead pussy….because the PEDO ring in Hollywood, with people of power is real…that PEDO Island by Epstein is probably just the tip of the PEDO island, that ty are trying to divert attention from with an AREA 51 viral troll….

Either way, it was all for the best interest of the family as a whole, one casualty to get where they need to go to feed that ego and vision of her stage mom….has left us with with…

I’ve figured that Bella Thorne’s next strategy to get more open and honest with her audience by posting pics of her shit / period / anything gross and vulgar….but there’s a chance she will transition to a man as that’s trendy…or start releasing leaked porn cuz she wants you to see how good she fucks and by you I mean anyone, but mainly her ex boyfriend…who she’s trying to make jealous.

In everyone of her generation is a pervert exhibitionist…she out here getting diddled in the her latest instagam pic..full pussy grab for the camera…and you may or may not be into that…I don’t see why you wouldn’t be into it. It’s not like we need to smell this trash that looks like she smells like trash…

Here is bella naked..

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2019

16

Jul

Ella Purnell Topless of the Day

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Ella Purnell is on some show called Sweetbitter, which is some bullshit chick show about a girl who finds herself in the restaurant industry of New York as a Sommelier or some other silly storyline I don’t care about, until today, when it involved some small steam room titties….not that I will ever watch the show, but I’ll watch the GIF of the titty scene from the show because that is just the kind of guy I am, and always was….seriously…if you saw me in 1995 at the Videostore digging for titty scenes, you would understand how that passion got me here today…25 years later….in what has been a very humiliating, pathetic existence that I don’t expect to see change in that behavior anytime soon..it’s an old dog / new trick situation….part of me…like these tits are part of her, and how tits in general are a part of most storytelling nowadays since mainstream TV is competing with porno on a head to head level….

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2019

16

Jul

Farrah Abraham See Through of the Day

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Word on the street is Farrah Abraham was arrested for prostitution while her daughter sat in the lobby waiting for her…..

I don’t really align with the narrative that is going on in the media or social media these days, mainly because everyone is a suck up loser, who doesn’t call people out, but instead support and encourage the idiots….

They think it’s lowbrow to make fun of someone, or to make a joke out of someone, which I totally disagree with.

I think if someone is a public figure in whatever capacity, putting themselves out there means I can make fun of them….and sure they are often times easy targets but there is still a level of artistry that goes into really ripping a motherfucker apart…

I just googled the Farrah Story – which is that she was turning sex work tricks in the hotel room – while her daughter waited….because she’s a sex worker….

Not one story said “This whore needs to be taken from her kid for being a whore”…instead they say shit like:

Don’t shame sex workers…

There’s no shame in sex work, folks!

we applaud her for the ways in which she’s made sex work work for her in the past.

Is that a fucking joke, some bitch on Reality Tv, turned to Hardcore porn and camming, and now turns tricks in hotels…fucking awesome, really something to celebrate and encourage…you fucking idiots…

It’s actually gross, a disease, an issue and girl needs fucking help..

Instead the passive liberal audience of transgendered idiots are doing a “you go girl”…in something that is fucking dangerous, disgusting, and not what a mom should do to maintain her lifestyle.

Sex work is the bottom of the barrel, the lowest wrung on the ladder, the easiest thing to do…that’s why it’s the oldest profession…cuz instinctively girls, even caveman girls are whores who want to get paid for their sex…it doesn’t mean it’s a respectable fucking thing. It’s clickbait. Low hanging fruit clickbait.

TREAT A PROSTITUTE LIKE A FUCKING PROSTITUTE cuz she clearly has no self respect. That’s a fucking fact.

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2019

16

Jul

Kaia Gerber Being Slutty of the Day

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Kaia Gerber being slutty…which is really what everyone her age is doing. It’s the internet. Porn. Whatever. It’s just how people act.

But she is still not 18 from the last time I checked…which brings up a very important pop culture related question of…if you are being sexualized by your rich mom to feed her ego…is that abusive?

I get that it’s a tactic to give her a life of her own with her own identity, but she will always be Cindy Crawford’s spawn….

Crawford was a model and that’s how she did it – so she’s trying to share that great experience cuz it was great for her with her daugther….

Like a dad passing his farm onto his oldest son in a right of passage…but I say, if you’ve got the billions or near billions of dollars in the bank, why fucking bother….just fucking chill.

The idea of being validated on social media and hired by brands on social media….is just silly, when she could just be chilling living that good life or doing something that matters…

To be a parent encouraging your kid to be a model people pay to get in pictures, out there trying to build an audience…seems pretty vapid and useless because it is….

Do more, do better, but the draw is too strong…so just do slutty posts on yourself like some kind of exhbitionist.

I think it’d be far more relaxing to just do something else, work a vet or with animals or for an organization trying to solve life issues, real worldly problems.

Instead, it’s Get half naked on the internet for the perverts…

It is just a waste of resources rally….

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2019

16

Jul

Natalie Roser Bikini of the Day

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Natalie Roser posing for a meaningless beach photoshoot and I think you can see her tampoon, her diaper, her maxipad, something like that….or it could just be some gauze because these girls from instagram are all “THAT” kind of lady…you know with the vaginal infection from trying to get famous, brand deals, whatever the motivation is to be a half naked instagram chick…

In an earlier post I wrote on Natalie Roser – I said:

Natalie Roser…i’m sure she’s down to be peed on, it’s part of her job description of being an “up and coming model who looks like she’s 40.

I stand by that statement, but only in part because of the whole instagram bikini influencer thing, it also applies to her because she’s Australian and Australian girls are a wild, down to earth, good time….

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2019

16

Jul

Victoria Germyn Naked of the Day

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Victoria Germyn has a bit of a flat ass in this era of big ass. I mean every girl on social media has this fat round booty that is either from their weird booty workout classes that pervert trainers in every market have been organizing and putting on, or from ass injections, implants whatever…it’s almost like no ass is a rarity, even if it was a common thing of the past…so it’s refreshing and nostalgic…and this girl’s still got tits…it’s like the 90s all over again..only with shitty instagram undertones cuz that shit is everywhere and all these naked in black and white is all for the wrong reasons…lack authenticity and sincerity…