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2019

02

Jul

Stella Hudgens Panties for Empowerment of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the sister….

The sister is a very important person to be…

You know, feelings of inadequacy thanks to not being the famous one, not being the High School Musical on, but tits that make you the more important one, the hotter one…who really has no real pressure on her thanks to the sister being the one who gets all the expectations…while this one will never get to that level of importance, I mean always the sister, so she gets to coast in that easy living area….

Not to mention, she’s got the same last name, and thus people find her important, so with almost as much access as her sister, where she can just ask her sister to get her the access she wants that she can’t get….it’s like she’s pretty much a celebrity without any of the effort… it is a win

Also a win, that she thinks panty pics are a source of female empowerment…

I mean the family is well-versed in leaked nudes – they get it…

So why not do some non-leaked nudes, that are barely nudes, but that serve a purpose.

Here’s some of her tit.

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2019

02

Jul

Alexandra Stan Topless of the Day

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Alexandra Stan is a Romanian singer and songwriter. Born and raised in the city of Constan?a, she made her worldwide breakthrough with the 2011 single “Mr. Saxobeat….sounds like a mail order bride, possible cam girl to me….but then again we live in an era where all these girls are practically cam girls….and position it with legitimacy like bing the singer and songwriter behind the classic Mr. Saxobeat.

I do appreciate her European approach to beach days.

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2019

02

Jul

Heidi Klum Scary Tits of the Day

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OH – so that’s why Heidi Klum is still hot at 50, after shitting out dozens of kids after Seal made it hard for her to shit thanks to destroying her womb with is mammoth cock….or maybe that made it easy for her to shit…you know stretching it out…which I guess for a German, the same people who invented scat porn…is a skillset that is much needed to make their sex lives worth having..and not the kind of sex life you want to build a concentration camp for and gas out…

So the key to her face isn’t injections, it isn’t anything like that, it’s putting a wet piece of toilet paper on it and poking some eyes out of it…like it was some KKK hood…that you’d expect from a German…just not one who tried to prove how not “german” she was by making her army of black babies Hitler would frown upon…

You know Heidi, a prize Aryan.

AND – Here are her Eugenics tits leaving an event

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2019

02

Jul

Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day

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Jenna Dewan is some recently divorced 40 year old…who is out there in a bikini….showing off that dancing body, cuz she made her way in the world, and onto Channing Tatum’s dick, through dance….

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world wanted to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….maybe that is the reason he married her, you know to be a good, stand up guy, while people like me would say “fuck that noise”….or maybe she sucks a mean dick, when she’s not taking it up into her uterus..

I do think that now that she’s single, her inner slut will shine, because like all recently divorced women, they are forced to find their way and navigate the world…now that they are free..and if they were slutty to begin with and have fit bodies like this…it is surely a fucking win for anyone who bothers noticing her amongst all the other girls getting naked on the internet.

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2019

02

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Nudity of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is finally figuring out social media the way I want her to be using social media – and the way all the kids are using social media – naked…

It’s obviously a social norm at this point in the game, where we are just used to posting up our nudes, and by we, I mean ladies, cuz I don’t think the world deserves to see my strategic nudes…they are just too high concept for the public to grasp…and they may in fact be terrifying…

Point being the nude selfies obviously allows the people who take them to showcase their nudes, their vulnerability, while getting turned on that they are sending out the nudes to their audience, it just amplifies the whole nude selfie experience…knowing so many people will see it, rather than be nervous about it when they send it off to one dude they are masturbating for….

It’s a “I may delete this later, but fucking take it in the way I want you to take it in”…

I have big hope for Lohan – her comeback is coming soon.

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2019

02

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Cheap Topless Pic of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s posting shameless topless pics like her daughter..cuz that is what they know…how they function, what gets them attention and they like attention…but unlike her daughter…there’s no nipples in her topless pic…it is more about her showcasing her face in a what the fuck is up with that….I mean it’s like picking up a girl at a bar, only to discover she’s got a dick….in a she’s almost where she needs to be but not where she needs to be at all…

Here she is leaving the gym,

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2019

02

Jul

Kate Hudson Gross as Shit of the Day

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Some Kate Hudson looking like a crackwhore who once offered me cheap head in a back alley, something always so hard to refuse…

In a is she old or is she young, can’t tell with those fillers, is she skinny or fat, can’t tell with that bloat, or is it muscular, you can see her veins…in a I’m not sure I am looking at, but the belly button seems to have seen some pregnancies…

The rich kid, from LA, raised in the scene, mastering her craft of a whore who gave Owen Wilson suicide thoughs…in little red shorts…inappropriate.

Whatever it is, it’s inappropriate, wrong, etc.

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2019

02

Jul

Marta Gromova Full Pussy of the Day

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Marta Gromova is a 22 year old travel model who is fighting for a life without censorship…to get her message to the people that nudity is ok…because nudity is not generally accepted by the mainstream…as they consider it porn..when it is just human…at least that is her angle….to justify that she’s not doing sex work, even though she’s selling nudes of herself on the internet for all you fucking perverts, it’s an honest living for an artist pretending to not be a russian sex worker, I mean if you could get paid to get naked on the internet and you got off to getting naked on the internet, it would be such easy money with such little skill….

Here are the pics

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2019

02

Jul

Serinda Swan Tank Top Tits of the Day

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Serinda Swan is some Canadian Actress who hasn’t let me lick maple syrup out of her assholee, therefor we should collectively hate her, but being human I guess we’re more into people who don’t let us eat maple syrup out of their assholes, than those who do…it’s one of those want what you can’t have, while thinking what you do have must be pretty fucking gross and damaged to let you do that.

Well…as it turns out…this actress celebrating Canada day has big tits in a tank top and we like big tits….all fed on homegrown Canadian bacon…I am not Canadian proud, or one of those backpack around Europe in my Canadian garb…so the fact she’s born here means nothing to me…but her tits..they are everything…and that’s all I have to say about that….

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2019

02

Jul