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2024

27

Feb

Is this Sydney Sweeney’s Leaked Panty Flash of the Day

The thing with Sydney Sweeney, who is Hollywood’s sweetheart thanks to her tits, is that she’s got great tits….that she shows off in a lot of her movie roles because that’s what you do when you’re built like Sydney Sweeney and have a dream of stardom, or management that know how to game the system.

I think she’s likely the most exciting thing Hollywood has brought us in the last few years, but that’s probably because she’s hardly whorish in her day to day life, or at least in her public life, so it’s like she’s unleashing her inner whore for her movie roles, while maintaining some level of decency as a public figure….which is the way it is supposed to be…

If I was to jerk off to celebs, and a I don’t, I’d want it to be one of those high profile people who don’t get naked unless they are being paid to let the tits out, it’s less desperate in these desperate times….

So the thing about Sweeney, is that with tits like hers, or roles like the ones she gets, it’s hard to determine whether the selfie is of her flashing her panties, or of her in a movie flashing her panties, or her doing Euphoria flashing her panties, or if it’s just AI Sweeney, or some other girl with that eye disease flashing her panties with the same sized tits…

So much to think about, I’ll leave you to it…

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2024

27

Feb

Have You Seen Kate Beckinsale Lately of the Day

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So, Kate Beckinsale has been called a vampire because of her lack of aging since Vampires don’t die, she’s from England where vampires have become the ruling class, except I guess some of them do die sometimes, you know getting sent back to middle earth where the belong….

When she was under 40, you could justify the whole Kate Beckinsale being vain, hot, starving herself, caring for her skin, committed to the cause and pulling it off…

But now that she’s 60, it’s more confusing, and obvious that either magic, witchcraft, technology, medical advancements, fillers, filters and fucksluts….or she’s a vampire that you’d let suck the blood right out of your dick, even if you knew it was the last time you had a dick…because even at 60 she’s good….and knowing she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up…sad to the K-Feds of us out here, but to the average child hater, it’s like her pussy is one big STD filled condom….you know biological birth control from being TOO old to breed, but not too old to fuck, unless she’s got osteoarthritis and she’s about to break a leg riding your shit, not that she’d be riding you if you ever got that far, which you won’t, it’d be more like her passed out somewhere due to low blood pressure or low blood sugar or some thyroid shit….giving you about all she gives in a fuck because she’s Kate Beckinsale and showing up is more than enough…

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2024

27

Feb

Lara Moreno is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know much about Lara, but then again I don’t know much about anything…..so that’s not saying much.

My initial feedback is tits…but after looking at her instagram, she seems to be a set of tits that loves to travel, rather than a set of tits that loves to be sold on the internet, so she pushes this whole travel thing on her public channel, obviously using the tits for followers and engagement, but she’s doing it in a “I’m just on a free vacation with my tits” and not a “buy pics of my tits” which is rare…

I assume she isn’t a titty vendor, but I shouldn’t assume that, she’s just smart enough to keep it off her link in bio so that hotels and brands hook her up with free shit…because sex work isn’t real work.

Clever marketing….or scammy manipulative sneaky lying tactics to get free hotel stays while actually making money through sex work that she doesn’t want to advertise to those people, but that is the foundation of her fucking existence…

I mean, to think an OF girl was scammy would be SHOCKING.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

27

Feb

Britney Spears Dance Specialist of the Day

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Here’s a little Britney Spears, or the actress they’ve hired to play Britney’s body double for the sake of keeping her alive on social media, doing a little squat in the shit on your face dance position, before spazzing the fuck out, with possessed looking eyes, belly out, gyrating like a stripper on the wrong kind of meth, tits flying around in all directions, set to music that gives me an anxiety attack and I’m not even a sketchy pussy prone to anxiety attacks because I am a man….not a very good man and hardly an actual man, I just don’t have panic attacks like the mental health agenda wants everyone to have….but this video…it’s pushing me there as this one glitches the fuck out…

I’m a fan of whatever it is they are doing to Britney, knowing they are a calculated billion dollar media company makes it all the more interesting…

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2024

27

Feb

Kara Del Toro is Dyslexic Friendly of the Day

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As a self diagnosed dyslexic, because someone showed me the dyslexic font and I realized all that is wrong with my brain….

So I appreciate when Kara Del Toro, the big titty nobody instagram model produces content in her skimpy vagina hugging bikini bottoms, showing me some backwards lettering to speak to my soul….even though that shit hides her tits…which for the record are her best feature…but I’ll stare at pussy in bikini bottoms as hard as I’ll stare at tits when the tits are underwraps in accessibility friendly shirts for the retards like me.

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2024

27

Feb

Sabrina Carpenter Giving You Perverts the Eyes of the Day

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I guess I should do a post today…

I don’t know if this is really worth it…

Her name is Sabrina Carpenter, she’s an industry created entity now opening for Taylor Swift….so you know she’s a big deal…..at least in the eyes of the money grubbers at the top of the food chain.

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2024

27

Feb

Eve Gale is the Instagram Of The Day

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I wonder what Eve Gale is passionate about? What are her hopes and dreams? What did she want to be when she was a little girl, was this what she was hoping for?

Did the tit content come to her in a dream, was it a vision from the overlords, or did a toxic man in her life push her to monetize the tits….

What is Eve Gale’s story…I guess we’ll never know because instagram is fake and gay and she’s probably a dumpy fat chick who lives in. trailer park cosplaying…

The fear used to be that you were chatting online with an old pervert dude, now it’s that you’re jerking off to a monster who is cat fishing you….

The internet is bad….but sluts with big tits are still good…even if they are also bad.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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You’re never too old to try….

I mean you’re probably too old to try and in being old and out of touch, you probably won’t hit what you need to hit when trying, but you can try.

You can also look at all those inspirational articles on social media telling you things like Walmart Walton only started Walmart at 40 years old, forgetting to mention he owned a dozen stores for 20 years prior….because it ruins the motivational aspect to the whole thing.

Old people just don’t have the energy, connections, understanding of the new or the now to really make it…unless they are already 90 percent of the way there.

So give the fuck up…unless you’re SUSAN BOYLE…it’s done, accept your fate of all that you have done wrong done, it didn’t happen for us and never will….it doesn’t happen for most…find a new dream to dream….

But you can try….

Especially if you’re a middle of the road granny in the store pulling the tits out…because even when you’re too old to pull out tit…it’s still pulling out tit…meaning never too old to pull tit out…and in this pervert world the one thing you may properly execute is monetizing the tits because of this pervert world….

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2024

26

Feb

Chelsea Handler Geriatric Bikini Skiing for Attention of the Day

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Chelsea Handler may be old as shit, but that doesn’t stop her from producing some shitty clickbait with her literal joker face, that should get her banned from the hill and that would probably get anyone who isn’t a celebrity banned from the hill, but since she’s famous, the hill is just stoked she there producing content for them.

I have heard that she has a place at Whistler, so this may be in Canada where her weed smoking and cocktail drinking while carrying her dogs down the hill is seen as normal, but that face, that plastic face that looks like it was scared into paralysis, or maybe like it was cast and put onto a Disney animatronic, you know looking like she’s skiing a MACH speed so that her flappy ass skin pulls back so hard it makes this face make sense, but when you look at her gut and her weak skiing ability, you know that no MACH SPEED is being had….that face isn’t stuck to the top of the chairlift stretching with each turn as her body moves further and futher away from it….but instead, it’s just the product of over-mangling.

All this to say the dogs are cute, this should be seen as abuse, SHUT HER DOWN..

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2024

26

Feb

Selena Gomez Titties in Paris of the Day

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Selena Gomez brought her titties to Paris and produced what I assume is a TikTok that she has posted to her instagram in Paris.

The video featured her tits, because when you are a fat round face with big tits, you’d be an idiot to not use the tits, especially since we all assume that she bought those tits, or maybe she had her two dud kidney’s used as her implant, in some rich person technological and scientific advancement in organ replacement….PUT THEM IN THE TIT….

She’s a weird one, because her handlers have her medicated and thinking she’s crazy. She disappears for months or years at a time, despite being the most followed on the social media channels, or was at one point….but then she comes back with multiple posts…

It could have something to do with her dating / fucking some troll looking creature who apparently makes music, but who looks like he lives in the enchanted forest where he eats babies….

You know happy in love….so time to post on social media rather than retreat…TITS first, since it’s her only redeeming quality, besides being Selena Gomez…

Posted in:Selena Gomez