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2019

27

Jun

Cardi B Plastic Surgery Pussy of the Day

Cardi B is fucking disgusting and the fact that the mainstream media attached themselves to her and made her a huge fucking star despite being a gutter stripper….blows my mind…

I don’t actually care, I support sex workers, but it’s weird to see brands attach themselves to this….

Or that America is allowing the kids of America to look at this performer like an idol or icon….it is fucking crazy….

If her career went the route of porn, it’d make more sense to me than white moms and daughters learning how to twerk in their middle of the road American homes….

But she is the biggest fucking act and it will be interesting to see how this pans out for the generation of kids who are following her morally devoid slutty ways…I can only imagine it ending well for society as a whole…I mean not so well for society, but good for me, who likes seeing society crumble…

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2019

27

Jun

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge with her nipples out again….This bitch just can’t keep her tits in her damn shirt, which I guess should be expected because if you leave the house, you’ll see that no girls wear bras, all girls have sheer tight shirts, and being outside is a fucking TITTY show you know…

She is not famous, but apparently she’s on TV, on a show called Chicago Fire, that is not to be confused with Chicago PD, or Chicago Medics, or any of the other Chicago based emergency worker shows that networks are into producing…..

I guess for the weirdos who watch this shit….seeing one of the actress doing the free the nipple feminist shit…makes her more fun to watch…

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2019

27

Jun

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

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Kelly Gale is another MALL BRAND PROMO MODEL….for the evil underwear empire…that makes panties in sweatshops in Asia and re-sells them to idiot middle of the road mall shoppers as some sort of quality item….all thanks to their marketing hustle that involves using a team of model sluts that they make celebs out of….wearing their products, as if they actual wear the products, they are paid stupid money to wear the products on social media and in pictures…

SO….Kelly Gale one of their newer lying sluts, is out here trying to make a name for herself with the big tits out, because she’s living the dream, because working for VS is a fucking dream for 98 percent of North American women…..

Hot Tits.

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2019

27

Jun

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Naked of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….it’s a survival thing….

So despite being 40 years old…which is 100 years old in model years…not that I consider her a real model, even though she does. It’s her lifeline….

So in living up to her model fantasy of her being a model she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….in case things with Christie Brinkley’s son don’t work out….

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2019

27

Jun

Penelope Cruz Slutty of the Day

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I remember this girl with a massive nose used to try to convince me that she looked like Penelope Cruz…in an ugly girls don’t realize they are ugly and try to associate with actresses who aren’t so ugly but who have the same ailment or deformity as them…because Penelope Cruz has a big nose and brown hair, doesn’t make you sisters motherfucker…

Not that it matters, what matters is that despite being old as fuck, this Spanish starlet and Oscar winner is still out there in magazines, in her underwear, that may or may not be jacked up her cunt, the way girls like to wear their panties, cuz it rubs against their clits right….perverts…

So if you’ve been wondering what Penelope Cruz has been up to….here it is.

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2019

27

Jun

Sara Sampaio Lingerie of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the Fisherman’s Daughter straight from the mean streets of the Portuguese Fishing community she’s from, rocking her instagram like a low level instagrammer, using that ass, that could be a photoshopped ass for likes, even though she’s already signed up with the big brand all these whores want to be associated with,because that big brand clearly pays incentive bonuses for the added social media hype the pre-purchased social media post get….

She doesn’t have a #AD up in here, so call the FCC, this immigrant on your property is breaking all the advertising rules..unless being on payroll by the brand is the loop hole – those sneaky fucks…with their lawyers who know all the rules..

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2019

27

Jun

Scout Taylor Compton Nudes of the Day

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[IMAAGES REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF HER AGENCY – HER PUBLICIST – THEIR LEGAL TEAM – CONFIRMING ANY SEX TAPE YOU SEE OF HER – IS IN FACT DEFINITELY NOT HER ]

It is safe to say that these are actual nudes of Scout Taylor Compton , because she is pretty low level famous, and the leaked nudes are a tactic.

I will know for sure, if my friend at the leaked nude law firm they all use ask me to remove the images because it’s a trend.

For the sake of argument, it may not be SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON, because we don’t even know who that is, it could be anyone, as all girls…EVERY SINGLE girl has pics like this of themselves…

Now SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON, who this may or may not be, is 30, was in the 2007 Halloween and a bunch since…her dad was a mortician…and she’s done a bunch of other shit no one noticede until today…when her spread vagina may or may not have hit the internet…

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2019

27

Jun

Yanet Garcia Slutty Weather Girl of the Day

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YANET GARCIA is what America TV is missing…a Weather Girl who doubles as an instagram booty model who likes to show off her booty…because not all cultures are uptight fucks who cry misogyny when men stare at a hot half naked chick…which is what would happen the second they replace Lester Holt with a big busty bikini bitch…the liberal feminists would go fucking mental….they would have protests people….which is why NBC is losing eyeballs to Instagram….cuz they aren’t capitalizing on the fact that America is full of sluts, producing free slut content on social media, dying for that mainstream stamp of approval or job to legitimize them, but being ignored because CNN wants to be taken seriously and non offensive…

You Americans are sitting on a gold mine of talent – cheap and easy talent already being jerked off to by many….but you’re not utilizing that talent like other cultures are….because you’re dumb.

Based on the success of social media, it is safe to say what the people actually WANT. TITTIES and ASS! Nothing else matters.

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2019

27

Jun

Brooke Burke Hard Nipples of the Day

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Brooke Burke may be 100 years old and she may be some overly fit, under-fed, zombie looking bitch….that is scary to most men who fear musculature, low fat, flappy old skin, and bulging veins….but she has committed her life to her bikini body…with her bolt on tits…that you can see are hard nippled….and she’s still bringing it…which means that she’s got a serious passion for it….or maybe she just doesn’t have any other skills, or know how, like seeing an old farmer still out there working the fields….at 90….knowing he will die out there….only with more bolt on tits…

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2019

27

Jun

Sydney Sweeney is Hot of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the hottest thing in Hollywood – thanks to her massive tits that Barry Levinson’s son has been putting into his new show that he stole from Israel about slutty teens in what I guess is his rendition of how kids behave….nothing too surprising if you’ve spent anytime on the internet or social media.

Barry Levinson, for those who don’t know, was a superstar writer / director / known for Rain Man, Bugsy, Good Mornign Vietnam, etc….which made it VERY hard for his son to come through with this modern Young Adult Fiction with a proven track record in another country….oh if only your dad was a superstar…the opportunities you’d have to at least pay for the cocaine for all the hot chicks who want to fuck you to get to your dad, cuz I wouldn’t be bothering trying to launch my own shows, I’d just ride the dad wave and reap all the rewards….

Either way, Sydney Sweeney and her great tits…are the future of Hollywood.

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