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2023

06

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

The On/Off chicks are basically girls doing the whole OUTFIT OF THE DAY, CHECK OUT MY FASHIONABLE LOOK, who end up getting naked in the same fucking frame so that we don’t have to bother thinking, not even for a second “I wonder what she looks like naked”…

Everyone likes naked chicks, right?

It’s like who doesn’t like naked chicks? Fags, sure, they probably don’t because they are grossed out by the whole vagina thing, even though they are designed to fuck the whole vagina thing, at least on a SPECIES SURVIVING LEVEL….but I’m sure even some fags like naked chicks, because naked chicks are aesthetically pleasing, even if you don’t want to fuck em….

So here are some On/Offs, which are a creative way to celebrate being naked chicks….by making it practical, useful, while allowing us to SHOP YOUR LOOK…LIKE TO KNOW IT…

Fuck off.

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2023

06

Oct

Lucy Hale’s CW Tit Slip of the Day

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Lucy Hale is pretty much a product of the CW network. It is possible that she was created in the CW cloning lab, maybe with a cross DNA of who the fuck cares, all these celebs look the fucking same…

I don’t even know if all her shows have ben CW shows, but at least 3 of them were, so that’s enough….maybe they farmed her out.

But yeah, Pretty Little Liars girl, to other bullshit, to more bullshit, and she’s probably on the road to Hallmark channel Christmas movies…

She’s now doing FASHION weeks, because she probably makes more money as an influencer on social media, where everything is one giant AD that we can fuck ourselves up the ass with, and in being at fashion week, her tit fell out of her top…

Now, I don’t care about Lucy Hale tit, but I do care about tit, so the tit wins this round….

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2023

06

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I haven’t seen any obese tranny goth’s in fishnets today, so I like to use this opportunity to post chicks in fishnets, in an attempt to reclaim the world’s oldest whore hosiery back to where it belongs, on whores, or at least women you’d want to pay to have sex with, not that you’d pay to have sex with you, if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, it’s that fat goth trannies have dicks.

Here are those fishnets…

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2023

06

Oct

Kendall Jenner Cockteases with “Dead in Bed” Themed Pics of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, daughter of Bruce, who she is rumored to have been the vagina they molded to make into Bruce’s vagina out of old inverted dick, but that’s just a rumor and you can’t believe every meme you made that no one laughs to on the internet.

She took to Instagram, where she’s wearing a pair of tight up her ass pyjamas that she wants to seduce you all with by showing off her rounded instagram ass that you should appreciate because it’s not as disgusting as the rest of the family’s ass.

I appreciate the hiding of her pock-marked, bad skinned, monstrous face, so that I can focus on the long and lean lines she brings….

But the real cocktease is that with her face in the pillow, laying in the bed, shirt pulled up, she’s giving some serious “dead” vibes..

Now, I’m not a date rapist, but you probably are, and the whole fucking a half dead or totally dead so long as she’s still warm is probably hot to you, I am however a Kardashian hater and a dead Kardashian is a hot Kardashian, even when that Kardashian is a Jenner…..

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2023

06

Oct

Stella Hudgens Flashing her Tits at a Party of the Day

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It’s always funny to see how excited a girl gets when flashing her tits, even when they’re weirdly long tits, like Stella Hudgens tits…

She may just be excited because she monetizes the tits, it’s possible, but I think that just ads to the initial excitement of the titty flash, that she’d still be excited about….

Either way some elongated tit with a famous sister being racy, looking for a thrill that is exhibitionism.

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2023

06

Oct

Em Rata Hides Face in Sheer Dress of the Day

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How about a little Rat Cow walking around in her underwear and some sort of sheer sarong, like she’s headed to the swinger’s party at the Jamaican resort to get banged out by rich guys, even though she’s now the rich one.

It’s always nice to see a dog faced monster who gamed the world into thinking she’s hot strictly on tits alone, pretend to be “coy” or “bashful” or “don’t look at me, your cameras steal my soul” with the paparazzi…that she probably called or tipped off to show off her really trashy outfit she is pretending is fashion, but is actually just some 30 year old trash knowing where her marketing power lies….

I still find her hot, even with that mangled face, but I’ve been known to like dog faced women in my time, it’s a fetish.

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2023

06

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It’s not the panty but the ass that is wearing the panty, which is my general approach to the full-back panty, which I was never offended by when seeing a girl in said style panty, because said style of panty was a still a fucking panty…

I was offended when girls would say that the word panty is gross, or that it would make them feel dirty or disgusting, because ultimately, it’s the hottest way to describe a woman’s underwear product, and the only reason they’d be dirty or disgusting, is if the girl in said panties had bad hygiene or digestive issues….

I guess there are other hot ways to describe a panty, rather than calling them panties, like “my COVID 19 MASK OF CHOICE”….but let’s not over complicate things, the world is complicated enough….

SO in a world where girls don’t all get their periods, cuz they have dicks, let’s celebrate the period panty of choice….the FULL BACK PANTY, or what I call the FULL BACK COVID 19 MASK OF CHOICE….

Fuck off.

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2023

05

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s interesting how they push for everyone to accept everyone for being whoever it is they want to be and if you’re don’t you’re a bad guy, so it’s best that you accept dudes cutting off their dicks and dressing like little girls beggging to have their diapers changed in the aisle of the grocery store….”Oh he’s just being his own individual person, it doesn’t hurt no one”…..or any other insane and freakish things that don’t really affect me, so I don’t actually care either way, but that people do and that we have to embrace….

But the second you make a racist joke, sexist joke, offensive joke, even with it being a joke….or the second the girl at the park thinks you’re trying to abduct her for human trafficking purposes….and the second you hire a hot chick and try to fuck her with threats of taking away her job….you’re the enemy, the bad guy, the monster that no one wants to invite to their birthday party, in fact, they most likely want you fucking dead…because that’s what you fucking deserve you pig…

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Eiza Gonzalez Enjoys Her Spanish Vacation!
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YOU CAN’T KICK THEM OUT
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Slingshot Security (GIF)
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Gabby Epstein’s Thong Selfies!
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30 Hilarious Police Dispatch Reports
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Emily Ratajkowski Stuns in a Sensational Body-Hugging Dress in New York!
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Travis Kelce’s Ex Confuses Fans with Taylor Swift Romance!
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Pressure Cooker Suddenly Explodes In The Kitchen
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27 People Definitely Having A Shittier Day Than You
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Lucy Hale Nip Slip at Paris Fashion Week!
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How To Throw Cards As Weapons
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Making 4 Of The Best Paper Planes And Helicopters
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Instagram Of The Day: SAMCHEYENNE
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RAINBOW IN HIS BACKYARD! (GIF)
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Busty Madison Beer Takes London by Storm in a Scintillating Tube Mini Dress
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20 Strange Highway Accidents Caught On Tape
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Brock Purdy’s Lives Frugal on his Low Salary!
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Vanessa Hudgens Brings the Elvira Glam!
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Making A Magnetic Induction Heater With Loads Of Magnets And Copper Wire
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Gabby Epstein in a thong!
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32 Attractively Captured Girls From The Side
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FUCK THA POLICE
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Rita Ora in a Silver Bikini!
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The Taylor Swift NFL Scam Continues!
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Bikini Bombshell Kimberley Garner: Unleashing Her Boobs and Ass Magic!
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Kapla Tower Collapse Is Truly A Record Setter
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Strange Contraption That Makes Things Roll Uphill Instead Of Downhill
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Driver Fires At A Car He Says Was Tailgating Him
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IF YOU DON’T PAY, YOUR CAR WILL BE TAKEN BY EBEN
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Chucky Is Wild In Spanish
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Candice Swanepoel is Living the Eternal Summer Life!
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6 Really Cool And Impossible Magic Tricks You Can Try
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Texas Rangers Celebrating the Wild Card Win!
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Red Hot Iron Balls Destroy Everything
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Kim Kardashian … chest selfie !
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Hot Babe In The Pool
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23 Girls Looking Cute In Stockings
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Gemma Chan in a Red Bikini!
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Emily Ratajkowski – Underwear outfit since she’s a “feminist” in New York
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Becky G – Mi Casa, Tu Casa Tour in Grand Prairie
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Paris Jackson – Grazia (Italy)
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Madelaine Petsch – With Reggie at Valentino show at Paris Fashion Week
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Sophie Turner – Out shopping in New York
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Salma Hayek – Beckham premiere Afterparty in London
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BLINDSIDED BY A FOODIE
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Amateur Meat: ANA MAKS
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Redbull Gives You Wings!
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Playing Cards with Elle Mira!
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Elsa Kennedy naked in Everything Will Be Fine In The End (2022)
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Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin Pussy Slip Upskirt!
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Amber gets on all fours and shoves a vibrator up her slit
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I Almost Believed It
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Who is Next At Bat?
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Nude Girls with Sunglasses
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Thank God For Super Camera Phones
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I PREDICT A RIOT
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Leanne Crow Naked With Fruit!
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Nude Galina Pavlichenko 2023
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Subtle Outdoor Pussy Rub
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Backseat Sex (GIF)
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OFFICIAL: The Most Vile Girl on the Internet
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Paige Spiranac’s Naked Ass in a Schoolgirl-Inspired Ensemble
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Bonus Butts #418
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Sophie Turner cheeky in high definition
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Was it Worth the Risk?
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FTV Girls featuring Sage
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Airport Girl Gets Wild!
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Skinny junkie uses her pussy to earn cash for her next fix
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Fun With Big Booty Miami Davis!
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THE SOUNDS OF LOVE
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Nasty Office Antics with Skylar Snow!
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Backseat Sex
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Amateur Finishes Right All On Her Face
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2023

05

Oct

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Sheer Outfit of the Day

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I may not be a bald guy with a dream, one that involves me getting the hot bodied model chick because I’ve managed to workout enough to become an action star in Hollywood who makes stupid money as an action star, far more than enough to support having a model as a bride…

There was a time when bald dudes were hyped on this seemingly uptight British snobby model because she dated a bald guy, who she is still with and has kids with.

The nerdy balding 25 year old who visited this site between coding or gaming, literally felt that if probably executed a hot chick would be into them….so she brought hope to an otherwise hopeless crowd….

However, I did still think she seemed high end, expensive, fancy, cunty, uptight, classy, the kind of girl who wouldn’t give you the time of day because she was too important for that….the kind of girl who would fuck you on her back while reading the paper because she’s too hot to throw any real effort into it, seeing as she’s doing you a favor…all while getting naked consistently for her job…you know the type….

Well, even in her old age, she’s delivering a hot outfit, some mesh fetish lingerie and some visible sheer panties that cover-up that mom cunt, her tits still brilliant, she’s still a fucking winner to me!

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Rosie Huntinton-Whitley

2023

05

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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People are asshole obsessed, especially small dicks on reddit, because it’s their only real selling point to women into anal.

It’s a “Hey, anal is so popular now, the media wants everyone into anal, they want anyone not into anal to be seen as a prude, so anal on the first date for everyone is the only way to live, so don’t use a big dick for that, that can make future shitting painful, use me, please use me, this is one thing I can do, PROMISE”…..

It’s clearly a conspiracy to spread parasites through feces, you know just climbing up your dick parasites to control your fucking mind while getting off in an ass you can’t get pregnant….if you’re not a fag already into that shit filled hole…

So here’s some asshole propaganda to keep pushing assholes…these ones are in thong, so they are wholesome, or at least modest assholes….who can’t help but be seen because they are victims to not enough fabric coverage!

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