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2023

07

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

There’s nothing more repulsive to me that a pale bitch, I think it’s just fucking gross to look at their pinkish skin tones, looking like an unhealthy pile of shit, scared to go outside and get some sun, maybe because of the skin cancer….you know after years of listening to Jimmy Buffett only to hear that motherfucker died of skin cancer validating their SPF 90000 existence, all fucking long sleeved at the pool with a summer hat like a fucking albino, which you can’t call an Albino because it’s the new RETARD, or FAG, it offends the Albinos like their RED EYES don’t offend us…

SO yeah, tanlines excite me, almost enough to seduce one of them pale bitches who turns my stomach in their paleness, to either lock them outside on our date to a tropical place until they basically burn the fuck up and realize that the tan ain’t so bad after the burn fades….or that I’d smear feces on, not that I’m into that, but figure if it’s the only brown shit that we can use to give the illusion of a tan, then we’ll stomach the fucking repulsive smell…assuming that I don’t have bloody, liver infection, jaundice looking feces that day, because if I do, that tanline will be YELLOW and RED…..which I guess makes Orange and will still work…

Point of the story, as summer comes to a close, we can collectively hope that the pasty white bitches that you don’t see cuz they are tanned, stay that way…and here are some tanlines to jack off to.

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2023

07

Sep

Leni Klum Applying Lipstick of the Day

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Here is some Leni Klum since I have a boner of Leni Klum, seeing as she checks off all the boxes when it comes to most desirable woman around, from the big fucking tits, to the rich Victoria’s Secret model mom you can jerk off to old nudes of when you get bored on family vacation or at Christmas dinner…all European but raised in NYC, so not too European….Nazi / Fascist roots so you know that her generational trauma probably knows how to fuck….a rich kid with daddy issues, adopted by Seal, who was kissed by a rose as a child leaving terrible scars across his body….all rich, entitled, celebrity affiliated and did I mention BIG TITTIED.

I would turn this site into a LENI KLUM fan site, if she produced enough content for that, today we get a little lipstick or make-up application, where you can get lost in her eyes, while staring at her strong jaw, realizing she doesn’t even need the big tits to get jerked off to, but knowing the big tits are there makes her easier to jerk off to…

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2023

06

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you take the time to look around you, you will see countless failed instagram influencer whores, who are trying to live their best instagram influencer life, whether it’s the skinny girl with an eating disorder buying her apple for the week at the grocery store, or the fitness mom in a black bike short and sports bra fitness outfit, the teen with her dad in an outfit you wouldn’t want your teen wearin if you were her dad, unless you felt proud to show off her body because you were a loser all your life and your hot slutty daughter is your win, to the fat chicks and the male to female trannies, the gender non binary THEYS, with their tits out but their legs hairy like some kind of silent or at least useless protest….collectively wanting to be instagram famous, but stuck being grocery store freaks no one bothers noticing…living their miserable try hard lives….when all they want is to be loved and jerked off to….

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Kara Del Toro’s Nerdy Bedroom Selfie!
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Brooklyn Alston is the Viral LSU Cheerleader
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Admits To A Rape (GIF)
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Ivanka Trump Rides the Waves All Labor Day!
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Chefs Display Their Amazing Cutting Skills
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Vogue Williams Nipple Pokies in a Red Bikini!
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The Spectacle Unleashed: Emily Ratajkowski’s Jaw-Dropping Dress and Her Spectacular Boobs!
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Some of The Best Selling Items on Amazon Right Now!
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How The Africans Make Burgers Out Of Mosquitoes
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Royal Walnut Moth Evolves From A Caterpillar
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Bodybuilder Ranks Anime Exercises In Real Life
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Top 10 Reportedly Haunted Spots in the US
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Thaisa Daher Bikini Round-Up!
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10 Pairs of Stylish Mens Shoes on Amazon!
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30+ Hot Wednesday Girls
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Taking Pictures Of Random Strangers Prank
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These Athletes Are Having A Shittier Day Than You
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Madelaine Petsch Strips Down for Skims!
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Kyle Soderman Shows Off His Impressive Skills At The World Chase Tag Event
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Braless Malu Trevejo Out in Madrid in a See Through Top!
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Vrinda Hamal Brings the Kiteboarding!
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97-Year-Old WWII Veteran Gets To Jump From A Plane Again
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Caylee Cowan’s Malibu Beach Affair: Bikini Bliss with the Spotlight on Her Perfect Boobs!
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Farted During Oppenheimer (GIF)
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29 of the Craziest Things Ushers Found in a Theater After the Movie
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Gabby Epstein Channels Her Inner Bride!
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ManningCast Audition Parody Video Goes Viral Thanks to Star Studded Cast!
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Shadow Cats, The Rarest Wild Cat In The World
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Compilation Of Crazy American Muscle Cars Starting Up And Accelerating
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Nelly Furtado Talks About Her Return to Music!
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3D Animation Of How The Human Body Digests Food And Turns It Into Waste
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Weather Report Gets Photobombed By A Bird
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Trike Championship Racing Is Probably The Coolest Thing Ever
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Florence Pugh’s Sizzling See-Through Dress Reveals Nipples at ELLE Style Awards 2023
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22 Adorable Girls Wearing Glasses
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Sophie Turner Braless Nipple Pokies!
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A little Asian Persuasion is exactly the distraction we need today! (48 Photos)
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Cutting Vegetables And Fruits To Make Cool Art
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Slum Fights E84
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The Time When People Were Able To Visit The Torch Of The Statue Of Liberty
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Taylor Swift – Going to Electric Lady Studios in New York
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Sofia Vergara – America’s Got Talent red carpet in Pasadena
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Leni Klum – Pretty Little Thing x Naomi Campbell runway show in NY
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Emma Watson – 2023 US Open Tennis Championships in New York
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Holly Willoughby – 28th National Television Awards The O2 London
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Heidi Klum – America’s Got Talent red carpet in Pasadena
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Caylee Cowan – Bikini at the beach in Malibu
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Amelia Hamlin – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Emily Ratajkowski – Pretty Little Thing x Naomi Campbell runway show in NY
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Chloe Moretz – 2023 US Open Tennis Championships in New York
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From stepSMUT!!

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Carwash Titties! (GIF)
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6 Reasons To Say “What In The Fuck Was That?
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Cucked Husband Pushes His Luck
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Making Big Messes
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Payton Preslee in Red Lingerie!
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Cute chick is horny so she invites her neighbor over for a fuck session
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Walk In Front of Family Vs Crush!
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It’s A Good Book (GIF)
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Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard
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Super PAWG! (GIF)
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Indigo with More Naked Cosplay
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New Fear Unlocked
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Zucchini Fuck!
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Florence Pugh see-thru at the Elle Style Awards
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Amateur Flesh: Luiza
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Busty Arabelle Raphael Live with Sex Toys!
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Very Nice Boobs
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German model Miriam in nudes and premium video
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Well Deserved Morning Sex
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The Royal Kitty’s Big Oiled in Booty!
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Big Splashes!
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2023

06

Sep

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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Titties, they come and go…or at least they peak and valley…because they sag, they shrink, they get pregnant, then deflate….and Rita Ora, a decade of great tits, is now rocking tits that are seemingly less great than they were at their biggest, fullest, most fertile prime….probably because Rita Ora, now older and in her 30s……

It could just be a weird angle, but those look like a set of banana tits, all sagging the fuck in ways only a fat bitch would really understand….

She is still trying to be something more than just the big tits at every Hollywood party, that helped her become the most followed nobody, but she started this celebrity thing with a record deal and a relationship with Rob Kardashian which should have ended better for her….not leaving her at 30 still navigating a way to pop in that pop world, rather than being a spokesperson for brands in the world she lives in…

She’s got a rich celebrity husband and the means to push that pop stardom she wanted could happen for her, but in getting fit and working out, it looks like them tits have deflated and banana-ed….

I hope for her sake it’s the picture and the tits haven’t gone long and sour on us, because great tits are hard to come by, not hard to come to, and celebrating them into their 40s was an option I hope we still have..

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2023

06

Sep

Caylee Cowan Looking Good of the Day

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Caylee Cowan hit the scene in a really weird way, almost like the handlers in the industry wanted her to be seen or known, because there are 1000s of girls in LA, many with big tits, who are on the fucking “become an actress” hustle, they do the “Sugar Baby” thing and get their rent paid by rich dudes, they do the instagram thing and go to the hip and cool trending parties where everyone is on their phones, so there was really no reason that Caylee surfaced, especially at the time she surfaced, because she was fat and doughy as fuck, a set of big tits on a fat body, not hot…

Well, she was traded up or give to Ben Affleck’s brother Casey, maybe as part of gift or some sort or leveling-up, and now the actress plays her most important role, which is the actor’s girlfriend, and in doing that she’s got fit as shit, toned right up, and is looking amazing, because a little fitness goes a long way.

She’s unfortunately a VEGAN, so you know she’s the worst, but she’s just playing one as part of this job acting as the actor’s girl….so it’s less annoying….but if it made her slim down while keeping the tits, maybe all bitches should be vegan, not just the obese blue haired ones I see selling vegan sausage and vegan milkshakes at the gay pride night market….

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2023

06

Sep

Julia Fox Lets Her Pussy Hang Out of the Day

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Julia Fox is a pretty gross mom from NYC who I guess was on the rich person circuit, socializing with all the important people, being the sloppy tits the rich people take home, possibly in exchange for rent money, or maybe just for status, I really don’t know the bitch, but I know her scenester life got her in an Adam Sandler movie, which is pretty much where she peaked, or went officially viral, allowing her whoring to be as high level as it possibly could be….and the whole thing would be more exciting if she didn’t look like a bloated corpse found in a puddle at the dumpster…

She attended NAOMI CAMPBELL EVENT, where the goddess LENI KLUM was also in attendance, just to give you a little compare and contrast of been run through tits, with fresh young rich tits that aren’t nearly as emotionally damaged tits…..

But maybe 45 year old hooker is more your vibe….weirdo…but at least Julia Fox, the ex-Kanye Fucker, is doing all she can to get noticed, which is basically going out to events with her pussy exposed, a biohazard to some, delicious to others, terrifying to me…

Now CLICK HERE to cleanse your soul by looking at the pics of LENI KLUM at the same event, hopefully she didn’t contract any pussy parasites by being too close to this one….

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2023

06

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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There is no way that the girls of the world don’t walk around with their pussy eating shorts and their pussy pretty much exposed for all to see, all while just going on a walk or to the grocery store…they MUST do it on purpose because they want strangers to see their cunts, or they like the feeling, like a solid pair of vibrating panties…

I’m not a chick, but I know chicks, and I know, they know, when they jack their shorts up inside themselves to have a more pleasurable day, to see if they still feel, to maybe feel like they still attract male attention, even in this era of everyone being a fag.

They don’t all rub the pussy wedgies like the top picture here, but I feel like that’s what they all want to be doing, but we haven’t got to that official point of degeneracy or modest no longer being the hottest, since normies can’t handle porn and MUST be the porn to feel alive….

The pussy wedgie is probably not an actual conspiracy, or a targeted attack, but if it is, I appreciate it, because I like being the strange man looking at stranger pussy that they pretend they don’t intend for me to see, but that I know they want it seen….you see, cuz I’m not a fag and like seeing the fatness of a pussy on strangers…

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2023

06

Sep

Donna D’Errico’s Nipple on Instagram of the Day

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I don’t really pay attention to Donna D’Errico’s instagram feed or her OnlyFans sex work at 55. It’s all pretty gross or even pretty sad to me…..

I realize that she’s an old as shit legacy pussy from the Baywatch hype of the 90s, which probably made her feel very important in her sex work, whether it was nude modelling with Playboy with those fake as fuck tits or their predecessors, or sex tapes with Rockstars of the time, like Nikki Sixx, who she married and was with for 11 years because Motley Crue clearly watched Baywatch in the tour bus circle jerks….

Either way, she’s been around and she’s been cheesy….and now the mom of two in her mid 50s is selling nudes, instead of applying for her pension early….

For whatever reason, she still looks hot bodied, despite us knowing that pussy has been run through a lot over the decades, which to many people today, who actually like run through bitches, whether it’s fucking porn chicks or Tinder chicks who fuck different dudes every night, may make her and her menopausal dryness for the friction hot…

4 Days ago she put a pic of her nipple on instagram, it didn’t get flagged, instagram AI didn’t shut it down, maybe they feel it would be ageism or old bitch being a whore phobic and they couldn’t risk the negative press, or just the overall sadness of bullying an old fuck trying to make it at her old age by not letting her post her tits…

So I’ll look at it, and SO WILL YOU….

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2023

06

Sep

Lorena Rae See Through of the Day

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Lorena Rae was a Victoria’s Secret model for about a minute or for one fashion show before they decided “FUCK HOT CHICKS” and not in the way the people who were casting the VS girls were fucking hot chicks, but in a “DISREGARD THE HOT CHICK” since the trolls of the internet who aren’t buying VS anyway, because they don’t fit in XXXL sizes now available, and even if they did, they prefer adult diapers or rigged garbage bags, because they are vile fucking low levels of the world with access to social media…said “We hate hot chicks, use ugly chicks like us”…..which helped the brand nearly die, only to work on their comeback, using hot chicks…..

She was also rumored to be fucking Leo DiCaprio, which means she could have a dick, since he’s a BATTY BOY according to all the stories I’ve heard, and even if he’s not a BATTY BOY, coddled celebrity dudes are little bitches who practice their lines in the fucking mirror, so he’s basically a fucking fag anyway you dice it….

But I guess as a GERMAN she could have fucked him without an actual dick, but random household objects found at the German sex club….

All this to say, German women are pretty fucking great, unless you’re scared of their historical past, which most people are but Lorena’s got a see through dress on, for the BONERS…which can make even the most scared bro come around, like when you see a rich Rabbi rockin a BMW or BENZ….that was then this is now motherfuckers…

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2023

06

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am not a weed smoker, but I am very fucking suspicious about the whole weed smoking thing now that it’s been made legal in so many places.

I realize that smoking weed makes a motherfucker paranoid, apathetic and paranoid, so perfect to squirrel away in your house eating take out….

But for some reason, none of the weed smokers question the legalization of weed, if anything they are too excited celebrating their new found freedom, that not one of them stops and says…”why the fuck does the man want me smoking weed, this is fucking suspicious”…

Here are some people publicly posting, producing some eroticized version of smoking weed, you know like a blue movie of the 70s, only far lazier, lacking story, art direction and an actual fucking point, because no one really craves quality they just get their fap on to anything, even harder when it’s a niche they are stoked on, like smoking weed cuz they smoke weed, which is like dudes who get off to hot chicks into videogames, cuz they play videogames….you get what I am saying here…

DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRAP….

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