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2019

30

May

Romee Strijd Bikini of the Day

Romee Strijd may have a stupid name…but she’s hot….and hot gets you what you want out of life…

She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck because he’s a homo.

She may be a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, because that is what they consider to be legit modeling, even if it is just promo modeling for a mall brand that is an evil corporation that sells Chinese sweatshop made garbage to the people at inflated prices……so they can afford to keep their roster of sluts that people think are important models…

She is unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera….because of VS…

So her bikini selfies are by default more IMPORTANT than you peasants….

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2019

30

May

Top 10 Naked Girls on Instagram of the Day

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Here are 10 girls who got naked on Instagram – because they are artists and getting naked is their art….and instagram respects artists….especially nude artists…because it is empowering, feminist, and accounts for 80 percent of their pageviews – so find clever ways to keep it up and running…intellectualize it….we need to keep this porn coming so that people on instagram keep coming in more ways than just BACK TO THE SITE…if you know what I mean…

It’s a nice reminder that the world is a bunch of fucking perverts….

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2019

30

May

Tallulah Willis Tit of the Day

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Talula Willis at it again, remember her pussy dance?

She’s one of the hipster daughters of Demi and Bruce – who isn’t RUMER Willis….

She normally poses naked with her sister SCOUT, but I guess SCOUT was busy spending her allowance shopping that day…

Tallula Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal…..not that they are actual hippies..they are rich as fuck, raised rich as fuck, but for some reason think they are down to earth..

Maybe it’s thanks to the way their stepfather Ashton Kutcher – the girlfriend killer usd to tuck them in at night….

Or maybe it’s just a who gives a fuck we’re rich attitude….who know they only matter cuz of their parents and who play it up accordingly…

I don’t have the answers – but what I do know is that I’ve spent far too much time talking about Tallulah Willis…it’s just a fucking selfie and it’s not nearly hot enough to jack off to.

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Posted in:SFW|Talula Willis

2019

30

May

Britney Spears Slutty of the Day

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Britney Spears trying to prove she is in control of her own life..through slutty instagram content that I am going to assume was shot months ago as filler content for when they have her locked in a cage in a padded room – decompressing or being brain washed and hyped into doing another world tour or Vegas residency for her family to take all the money from….

She’s a white trash, sold by her parents to the farmer down the street when she was 14, only the farmer down the street happened to be the entertainment industry….

She’s been publicly abducted in plain site for the last decade or so – thanks to the K-Fed head shaving experience, so bitch can’t make any decisions on her own…everything runs through her dad…and the public just stood by and watched and danced along to Hit Me Baby One More Time….despite the cries for help…

But now she’s back, or pretending to be back with slutty content and since she’s still fucking hot, I have a thing for the imprisoned types….it just makes her that much better.

Britney Forever!

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2019

30

May

Azealia Banks Nipples of the Day

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Azealia Banks, the rapper bitch who kills chickens in her apartment cause she’s a fucking weirdo who spent some time in Canada where she met her DJ music partner who I’ve heard said she’s a wild one…is out there with her bolt on tits.

She’s already been naked, she’s done Playboy so they are tits we know….and probably avoid cuz they are always involved in the dumbest scandals involving Elon Musk, Grimes, Iggy Azalea…pretty much anyone she can call out…she calls out…which I guess can be appreciated if you care about this low level celebrity thing…I prefer to just look at the tits and encourage the posting of the tits cuz they are tits.

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2019

30

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is so damn ugly…

So here’s some pics of her vagina eating her pants, cuz as a people, or maybe it’s as a collective of perverts, we like seeing vaginas eating pants….the pussy definition, especially on girls who aren’t moms yet and who only have banged out pussies from the execs at Disney who put her on the map, are far less of a scary thing…than Ashley Tisdale’s face…

I used to do a series of posts when she was on High School Musical..where I would basically say “yep, still ugly”…and then the whole nose job thing happened, and she looked even worse, all while Disney positioned her as hot…

I figure nostalgia is in, I can’t believe I’m on my 15th year of blogging tits, with nothing to show for it…so we’ll do an UGLY WATCH continues for old times.

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2019

30

May

Christina Aguilera Slutty Hipster Shoot to Stay Relevant of the Day

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Christina Aguilera looking like an old Hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you have that tranny fetish, but you don’t like to admit it, and if anything you like women who look like men, when you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…

There was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….but she is still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowing down on the food cuz she’s a fatty…..maybe less fat than she’s been but still too fat….

It’s one of those hot chicks who get fat find fat liberating in a “Who gives a shit kind of way”…even though we all give a shit…we liked you little….

This is a shoot for a hipster mag, she’s a little slutty for 40, tits and ass out, licking disco balls, etc, like some GAY ICON but still looks good to me….but in my defense I’ve always been an X-Tina fan and at one time bet someone I would have sex with her in my lifetime, which is highly unlikely but could happen if I tried hard enough….but I’m not ready to murder / suicide…

She’s Christina Aguilera…staying young and hip in photoshoots despite being old.

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2019

30

May

Libby Mills and Tasmin Howells Double the Instagram Nudity of the Day

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I like when random girls on the same mission of getting naked on social media link up and do what they call a SHARE FOR SHARE in the form of producing content together like they are part of a sisterhood or sorority of getting naked on the social media platforms to get attention, noticed, an audience, maybe a famous boyfriend or an excuse to move to LA to live it up with the other girls who get naked on social media for the same reasons, where they can continue to express themselves through nudity with other girls to build up that profile and FUCKING win hard enough to start a t-shirt company and only sell 35 units to their fans cuz we’re here for the fucking tits bro…

I’ve never heard of TASMIN HOWELLS or Libby Mills but they are on the right track…this is what the kids are into and it’s great for us perverts who used to have such a hard time getting to see girls naked….young hot tight body girls naked…

The world is moving into the right place….

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2019

30

May

Gabrielle Union in a Bikini of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is out there taking ownership on her old lady body, because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing…..

They say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…she’s moved on, maybe she liked it….I don’t have the answers…I just know that if she was affected, she’d do the whole Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell, now ELLEN hustle….of fearing the penis forever…and devoting your life to the scissor…

But instead she’s the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….

She’s 45, she’s showing off, I’m into it, that’s all…

Posted in:Gabrielle Union|SFW

2019

30

May

Liz Hurley Letting You Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

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Liz Hurley is such a little slut…

You’d think with her British accent, her success and her money, from both modeling and acting…and I guess from getting knocked up by rich guys she’s baited…that she’d be a little less of an exhibitionist, a little more demure and classy, a little more high society…but she got where she got being half naked and I guess owning that has been her thing…and now with social media, you can see her true colors of “Look at my old lady pussy and and ass and tits and whatever….I fucking love the LIKES I get”…

I am not complaining as I love sluts, but I wonder why she’s seeking that validation, oh right…cuz she’s an aged woman…obviously…

Some self produced smut…