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2019

03

Jun

Madison Beer Hefty Cameltoe of the Day

Madison Beer needs to change her name to Madison BEEF…and in brackets write (Curtains) cuz her pussy is more talented than Mr Ripley….as it eats up some Demin pants like she was the lunch monitor at my high school who wore jeans that were two sizes too tight for her fat ass that had 7 kids…..it wasn’t her fault that her meaty cunt inhaled her jeans like cigarette smoker who just found out he had lung cancer and was no fucking way going to quit smoking now that it is almost too late…you know suck that shit in with CONVINCTION…..like a fat woman who had to fast for her diabetes blood test hitting the all you can eat buffet after her appointment…..a ravaged feral pussy….being all animalistic as it tries to eat its way through her pants to find some cock that can help her monetize and live that celeb life….

That’s all I have to say about that…

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Here she is at an iheartradio event…..

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Like Taylor Swift’s Thighs…..

and Jordyn Jones Lingerie Top…

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2019

03

Jun

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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I was talking to some dude who is trying to start a lingerie company the other day – as I do – and he told me that these instagram lingerie brands are the best scam out there because lingerie sells in huge numbers….

Not to mention, lingerie sells for so much and the margins are like 95 percent because idiots are willing to pay the inflated prices to look hot..

So building a lingerie brand is the business of fucking champions, the best scam out there, PANTY gold…lace and sheer panty gold…

I guess it is because there are so many whores on instagram who need outfits to wear, cuz you can’t wear the same lingerie twice….and their sugar daddies and financiers just pay up…

Which is probably why the superstar, now big girl, busty girl, always a naughty girl, Rihanna, straight from the ISLANDS sex working, via a huge pop music career, is out there selling panties..and not her panties like other sluts do….but a panty brand that I am sure makes stupid fucking money….and all she has to do is pose it in cuz that’s how you get idiots to buy in…

I am not hating this, Rihanna, even big Rihanna is hot to me….

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2019

03

Jun

Sofia Richie Slutty of the Day

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Sofia Richie being slutty in a bikini for attention, because she’s a rich kid who has spent her college years not in college, but instead building a social media presence like it matters, cuz it does matter to her generation, so she did it on the back, or really on her back for a Kardashian cast member who played the dad to one of their set of kids….

She is Lionel’s Real Daughter…who can probably do no wrong to him…because he’s too busy to notice…or because his sperm made her and all these narcissists love their offsping….not the band the Offspring…but kids their dicks created in groupie sluts they should have pulled out with.

So she gets what she wants, she’s spoiled, she gets her best life, becasue she has all the resources in the world, I mean he’s Lionel Richie, so rich and famous – his kid doesn’t have to work…and she doesn’t.

She just travels around with her Kardashian, makes money by extension I guess…big social media…and that may be the disgusting thing about her on her permanent vacation, but what else should she be doing…I mean it sounds fun to me…and the bikini pics aren’t bad to stare at…not bad at all.

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2019

03

Jun

Noah Cyrus Topless of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is the victim of being the ugly sister, the muppet looking chubby weird tit sister to a huge fucking star…

She’s been around Miley’s hustle, her career projectile and as her sister gets to eat off that same silver fucking spoon that has all the access needed to confuse an ugly girl into thinking she’s hot and important….but deep down knowing she’s just the sister…..

Who better than Noah Cyrus to showcase what Miley Cyrus has inspired or created as a general social norm…which is take ownership of your slutty selfies by posting them on the feed for their fans, audience, family members and dudes who went to high school with them to watch and jerk off to it…

Oh right…MILEY CYRUS is better suited for this hustle, as are all the actual hot chicks out there, but this always in the shadow bitch will always ben in the shadow, even when the tits are pulled out…

At least she’s keeping her face out of it and not looking as fat as she’s been….and remember – I am not complaining about young girls, even ugly ones getting naked…I am a fat of it…

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2019

03

Jun

Farrah Abraham New Face and Tits of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is one of the best things to happen to pop culture, even though people don’t give a fuck about her and she barely exists, and just keeps on trying to get noticed and attention…she is still Farrah Abraham….

Which doesn’t mean much, it may not be that high profile…but she represents so much hilarious….from being a teen girl who took loads up in her as a tactic to get on TV, despite being smarter than that and well versed in anal, she just followed her fucking dream of being cast on a reality show that MTV was pretty negligent to run…

Then she decided to do a sex tape, but not a leaked sex tape, a fucking porno with a porn star….straight up anal and squirt…cuz she is a girl who got pregnant in high school…well versed in fucking…

Then there’s been a series of paparazzi clickbait, plastic surgeries to look like a muppet, all the lowest hanging attention seeking tactics…and it’s fucking perfect….Farrah Abraham is perfect…despite being prtty fucking disgusting.. there is just so much to her.

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2019

03

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Naked of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is Naked from some Victoria’s Secret produced or funded photoshoot that I am sure they keep an arm’s length from, because they don’t want to be seen as pornographers by the Christian Americans…even though they are, that’s how they sell overpriced sweatshop imported panties to fat Americans who are addicted to shopping….

They just love to get their models naked for the hype an the attention….and Candice Swanepoel is one of their models who has literally done zero campaigns for other people…she is 100 percent Victoria’s Secret owned…exclusive….

So she does what they say, like getting naked, where her pussy is blacked out, cuz she’s had two kids and no one wants to see that uterus dangling to her knees…without her panties to tuck it all in….like you when you get a hard on in public…every fucking day…

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2019

03

Jun

Ana De Armas Nipples of the Day

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Ana De Armas is in some VIVA CUBA! style scene with her full tit out, as they need to be, because if you’re an actress who wants to be taken seriously, you need to broaden your audience and this is how you do it…

Her story – exciting – how could a child of communism make it in America despite the CUBAN Embargo..

Did she swim across to Key West, or ride a make-shift raft like Elian Gonzalez…

Is she in exile due to breaching the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the asshole resort destination for poor white people….

Which means the often time underage hookers are affordable…cuz the money there isn’t there…we’re talking week long all inclusives, flight and everything for 700 dollars travel..

I mean who cares about her when looking at the tits is what it’s about.

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2019

03

Jun

Alexis Ren Snake Porn of the Day

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Alexis Ren is out here with her bolt on tits, making erotica with a snake like some kind of pervert beastiality content, or maybe this is what instagram modeling has become, some weirdo Glamour modeling where they use snakes as a prop to show the people how dangerous and mysterious they are. I am terrified of snakes so I find this offensive…

She started out as a prop in some rich kid male model’s instagram feed that went viral – because they produced intense romantic softcore porn in amazing places – which I guess women loved…..

He’s moved onto new girls and is still creating trends in slutty travel and instagram content like he started by creating Alexis Ren…and it is similar to their couple goals style photo, like the softcore porn that they used to produce together, only now the girls are fully nude and the boyfriends use their hands to cover the genitals….

People are posting copycat pics of this, all over instagram, cuz they have no original thought and are all drones…

While Alexis Ren does this bullshit..

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2019

03

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Slutty Tube Top of the Day

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I had a theory that Kate Beckinsale is just a nerd troll against the nerd population, and is not actually real…

You know, that she’s just CGI, or some kind of visual effects project, like an animation…

I mean these pics are a little grainy…maybe these are from two decades ago and she built out a catalog back then and just posts old content pretending it is current….because she just doesn’t age and all girls AGE…..

Maybe any Kate Beckinsale pubic appearances are photoshopped after the face, because she’s not quite famous enough to matter or be noticed at an event…so that she can just place herself there.

It’s not like she’s in movies..so clearly she’s gotta be a myth..a fantasy…your fantasy…you pervert weirdo jerking off to a myth…

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2019

03

Jun

Ellen Page is a Topless Lesbian on Instagram of the Day

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We get it Ellen Page, you’re a topless lesbian, in a relationship, trying to make more of your celebrity from being JUNO, to spread the good word that you think needs to be spread, like your legs when smearing your cunt against your girlfriends…

It’s like this bitch has taken so much ownership on being a dyke, that she’s out here on the street corner, or internet trying to find any way she can to get people to notice her and realize she’s a dyke…

Because the world isn’t gay enough for her….I guess because she doesn’t leave the house and see every same sex couple…girls on girls, dudes on dudes, dudes who don’t look queer but like nerd videogamers out there fucking themselves and each other instead of being the lonely awkward dude who can’t get a chick…it is pretty accepted…and present and it doesn’t need ELLEN PAGE to be the voice or champion of a non existent cause…

HOWEVER…she’s an actor and actors are cunts and need to be the voice of anything they can to feel like they have purpose…it’s narcissism…weird fucking narcissism…

I don’t see how topless lesbian pics do anything but sensationalize or brag about being a lesbian which in and of itself makes it seem forced, not authentic…because it is and it’s not….

These idiots believe their own hype and build on it…just playing a part no one cast her to play…

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