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2019

24

May

Bella Hadid Deleted Porno of the Day

Bella Hadid is still out there on social media – crying for people to look and notice her cuz she’s the ugly sister and will always be the ugly sister – no matter how many idiots buy into the false marketing of her being hot.

I don’t care how many covers this bitch does, or how many brand deals she gets, or how well she gets paid…I understand the internet and going viral and that it’s never the best that is the most known or famous or used by brands…it’s just the one who trolled best…

In Bella Hadid’s case…all while looking like a troll…or at least like some bootleg Celine Dion impersonator with a Man Faced, re-worked, Anorexic with some fake tit bitch I find vile to look at, and vile in personality and contribution to the world.

Is this a DRAG show in VEGAS? Or is this high fashion….

I find her face saw rugged looking, she should be part of this new country Western revival….playing the fucking marlboro man…so many edges, despite being smooth..all thanks to fillers that make everyone look trans…

She wasn’t hot to begin with, is not hot now, this is all smoke and mirrors, fabrications and hype….people just buy into cuz they got nothing better to do…are idiots…and have no opinion of their own…

BUT At least she’s still got tit…tit she likes to show off…

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2019

24

May

Jessica White Titty Flash on the Internet of the Day..

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Jessica White is Black…..How fucking fascinating is that? How does that even work, how does that even happen….it’s just too confusing to wrap my mind around…

For those of you who don’t know, she’s an American model in her mid 30s, who was around 15 years ago when the blog first started, she was deemed hot, and despite it being 15 years ago, being black in a world that was so much more racist, before everyone cried about it…could still get you to become a model…cuz we’re all as racist as we used to be….

She’s been arrested for assaulting a woman, addicted to cocaine, she was molested by a family member and modeling saved her…

Her big break was over 15 years ago…making her some kind of activist to show the racist whites that they can jerk off to black chicks too….because the way the world is painted…it must have been really old….or maybe just old…I think it just makes her old…

We’re not all racists, we love tits in all forms at all times….

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2019

24

May

Shanina Shaik See Through of the Day

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How about some Shanina Shaik being wild and crazy in a see through outfit…

No?

I’m not into it either…

We can move onto the next as a group right now…

Here are her big tits ..

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Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2019

24

May

Maelys Garouis is a Naked Writer of the Day

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Her name is Maelys Garouis. She is plant based which means she can still have leather shoes, belts, car seats…but she just doesn’t eat those cute little animals…

She’s French, I assume…whatever that means….but lives in LA where all the aspiring getting naked for picture type women go and get their Work Visas to live that LA life and meet rich guys to either knock them up – or give them a chance to make it.

The whole experience involves being a slut…something the French do well…anal on the first date that doesn’t need to even be a date….and the whole thing…sexy enough for me to understand why they do it.

Why stay home working a shitty job like your parents when you can be FANCY in LA where ample rich men will give you herpes and pay your rent if your dreams of modeling don’t work…PLUS USA Immigration LOVE giving these sluts work VISAS….while actual business people struggle to get in…a hilarious loophole in the system…a system Maelys Garouis is winning kinda…I mean she only has 37k follower on IG, 25k fake…but with this behavior there is hope…

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2019

24

May

Rita Ora’s Panties from a Performance of the Day

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again….I’ve been in the same room as Rita Ora before she was fully famous, but back when she was omnipresent…at every event, dating whoever she fucking could get her pussy around that could elevate her profile…from Rob Kardashian her first US boyfriend….to Calvin Harris and other producers who had sex with Taylor Swift…you know to navigate this celebrity shit with her amazing tits…..

Anyway, when I was in the same room as her, I thought she was Kelly Osborne…

I have facial recognition and all short chubby girls look the same to me….but it was only days later that someone told me she was Rita Ora…and it was before she navigated celebrity and trolled people into thinking she mattered by being everywhere…multiple parties a day….that is was Rita Ora..and I was like “oh that bitch who’s trying to be famous”…well she tried hard enough and is now famous by association with hit songs of her own and it all started with great tits…and has evolved into PANTY Flashes earlier in the week in concert…

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2019

24

May

Madison Beer’s Really Tight Dress of the Day

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Here’s Madison Beer in a really tight dress with her titties pushed up to her chin…

I guess she is doing what she does best, which is looking like a desperate for attention fuck, doing a fashion show style walk for the paparazzi…working it for the camera…like she’s ready to fuck the camera…loving the lens….moving for the lens…all with her big tits pushed up to her neck….

You know, exploiting the tits on the small frame to get noticed, to get views like she did when she exploited them for youtube thanks to her mom being a stage mom who saw opportunity in whoring her out at an underage…getting perverts lured in by the young tits, to follow her, and make her seem more relevant to the record labels who NOW own her….and only OWN her cuz of the VIEWS she got being a young slut n instagram….

They’ve collectively trolled them all, with Youtube Views in a time when the record labels weren’t sophisticated enough to know what was real hype, or just young girl titty on youtube for millions of old perverts into young girl tity on youtube….making her an official star but we don’t know if she can even sing…definitely not as well as she can be a slut for the paparazzi to get noticed and EXIST….

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Here she is doing some witch shit…

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2019

24

May

Helena Lu Titties of the Day

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Helena Lu is repped by Vision LA…she’s 5 Foot 6….her waist is 23.5 inches…her shoe an 8…

That’s pretty all I know about her, other than that she’s out there trying to make a name for herself by pulling her little tits on her skinny frame that is too short to be a model but they don’t care about that anymore…they just care about the instagram following or the potential of instagram following.

I like her…cuz her tits are out….keep up the good work on your quest to be a model like EVERY other girl in the world thanks to social media.

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2019

24

May

Top 10 Instagram Ass of the Day

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Instagram is a place for whores to pull out their bodies to try to get noticed and maybe open some doors and find some new opportunity…whether it is work, growing followers, or a rich dude….the first step to making dreams come true is to get fucking as naked as you can…

I figure this is a good place to direct you to a place where you can also live out your hopes and dreams with cold hard cash….our new partner SUICIDE JACKS FOR POKER SWEEPSTAKES MONEY MAKING so one day, if you win, you can buy an ass like this too…

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2019

24

May

Sexy Video Fail…. and other Videos of the Day

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Wendy’s Employee Takes a Bath in the Restaurant….

Gardener Caught Jacking Off in Backyard

Woman With Blood Rushing Out of Vagina Needs People to Rush

Asshole Driver of the Day

Dude Lights Up Cigarette on Plane

Gas clerk shot and robbed in daylight

Getting Grandma to the Funeral Home on a Budget

Gas Clerk Gets Assaulted

Dairy Queen Employee Throws Pot of Hot Grease at Customer

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I tell my wife she’s the dad / husband of the family – cuz she’s the one with all the dick….in her face….as I rub my dick on her face….even though it remains limp cuz I am not turned on by her…the benefit of marriage is the ability to rub your dick in the face of you partner without permission…go to the internet, #metoo, cry about it…we’re still married and you can’t escape this terrifying micro cock that likely smells like sour fish…..

In other news, are people still talking about abortion like killing babies is a bad thing…if I hear…two hearts, two souls, two humans again….I’m going to have to become an activist for pro life outlining how fetus, until born, is a fucking parasite trying to ruin my finances for the next 18 years.

Speaking of finances, I have a credit card with a 1,000 dollar limit, high roller shit…to someone like me who has never had a credit card…

I tried to use it to buy beer, and it got declined…I looked at the report and some dude in florida used it to go to three night clubs, but 630 dollars of shows, and basically spent 1000 dollars OVER my 1,000 dollar limit…I was like “My bank likes the criminal more than me”…they shut me down for trying to go 10 dollars over….when it’s the last fucking 10 dollars I got…yet this fucker is out in his new shoes at the club…on my dime….in Florida…he does me better than I do!! I just suck at life from every fucking angle…

Here are some morning links…you morning mormon moron.

Fat Lady Gets Stuck Trying to Fit in a Car is AMAZING
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Stormy Daniels Lied! Never Trust a Whore
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Tesla Autopilot VS Mountain Road
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Wind Turning Girls into Exhibitionist Sluts…I Love when that Happens
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Octopus Disguises Himself as a Rock
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Wild Stolen RV Police Chase
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Pervert Sexually Assaulting Chef of the Day
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I am mad you aren’t clicking this Girl Pissing in the AISLES of WALMART Erotica
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Stolen Dodge Hellcat Outruns Helicopter
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Dude Who Thinks He’s Terminator Punching Two Women
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Democrats Blame Border Guards for Intentionally Letting Kids Die
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Jessica Alba – Old Lady Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Titty GIF
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Chloe Ferry’s Big Fat Fake Ass…
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Check Out This Sweepstakes Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Got Sluts? These People Do.
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