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2019

14

May

Paige VanZant Ass Spy Cam on a Balcony of the Day

Big Fan of Paige Van Sant…not because I am into UFC or martial arts…and not because I have a ball torture fetish that needs a strong woman to karate my Fuckin dick to get off…

I just think she’s fit and has a good strong body…and the fact that she can defend me in a back me up in a bar brawl…and the ass is looking awesome here…

I also love the whole peeping tom spycam
Pervert shit..she has no idea this is going an and some pervert is out there with his zoom lens looking into hotel rooms…

That’s the shit I’d get arrested for….but somehow it has managed to work out here for all of us perverts….which is better than every other aspect of our life!

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2019

14

May

Lili Reinhart Bikini of the Day

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Betty Cooperin her bikini or bathing suit looking pretty dumpy despite being a lot of hype thanks to their silly show – Riverdale or what’s I call – the show that killed Luke Perry because it is so bad…

I would expect the young starlet to be less plus sized but kids these days are so used to fat people that bigger isn’t even consisered bigger anymore. They all look like this…

She is having Sex with the twin brother of Barbara Palvin’s boyfriend so I guess they are into the thickness but I don’t rely on famous Disney twins to determine anything as by default they are fucking weirdos – just ask the olsens….

Riverdale

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2019

14

May

Stella Hudgens Big Tits of the Day

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Sister Fetish.

I think the key to life is being the second tier sibling to the first tier sibling because you get so many perks from being related to the first tier…all the access and brand deals and shit…without any of the pressure.

Bitch didn’t need to be on Disney, she didn’t need to leak nudes or fuck Zach Efron..

She just had to be herself. The sister. The busty sister living the good life, her best life tits out….because why the fuck not…all while giving you sister incest masturbation material to reflect on while looking at her tits…cuz Together they are hotter than they are apart…

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2019

14

May

Barbara Palvin in Slutty Boots of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is out in Miami celebrating being the plus sized angel on the VS roster that was kicked off the roster for being fat only to be invited back for being fat cuz they realize that they need diversity and that people fucking love Barbara Palvin for whatever reason…big girl Palvin mother fuckers…

It is probably for Sports illustrated shit but we try not to acknowledge them or give them hype thanks to being obsolete…due to Instagram….and I don’t like giving them false hope that their shit matters…

Either way, she’s in lingerie as outerwear and that’s the way we need Eastern European Sex workers to be…

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2019

14

May

Romee Strijd Bra of the Day

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Promo model for the evil mall brand that makes sweat shop panties and sells them at a premium to pervert middle of the road America so that they can afford to pay their team of international sex workers in their human trafficking g ring Romee Strijd Is out here in Cannes in fitness gear looking like all the hot moms at Starbucks in the summer….because Cannes is known for being a debaucherous place for perver rich people and in order to have a legit good time they need hired Pussy on deck….which I guess is where Romee fits in….

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2019

14

May

Sammi Hanratty Topless of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty…she was in Shameless….and her she is in some lame topless shoot…

She’s under 25…but looks like she’s 12…which you perverts fucking like….and I guess knows how to make that work for her, because she was in Shameless…

Back in 1997, when you were 40 and still a pervert….and she was 2 years old, she moved from Arizona to LA, like any 2 year old with a dream would do…you know just packed her 2 year old bags and told her mom and dad “Peace out losers, I’m going to Hollywood”….where all her hard work got her on Shameless.

What I am saying is…

She’s got stage parents and that makes her more interesting….broken…and eager….trying to make it…which comes with nudity.

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2019

14

May

Kelly Gale Wet of the Day

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Kelly Gale is still WET….

Just a friendly update…

You know the wet – t shirt tracker from an era where Wet T-Shirt Contests are no more…

Girls are doing their own version online, a secret version and this is her entry, in some secret wet t-shirt contest not called a wet t-shirt contest cuz that’s sexist…and today Kelly Gale’s in the fucking lead…

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2019

14

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is still around….but her face has seen better days…in fact so has the rest of her….

I mean I guess when you are the small head…small body…hug tits in the late 90s…it’s really hard to stay relevant…especially when you’re boring in all that you do…especially in your emotional eating that at one point made her 300 pounds and unable to land a man to knock her up…despite being Jennifer Love Hewitt….

I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt proves that it’s never too late to reinvent yourself….or reinvent your face…you just need those face injections…and a diet plan…all it took was the people ridiculing her fat ass …to get you off your ass, in the gym, face injected…and I guess knocked up cuz she’s a mom now.

It’s nice to see her putting focus back on what matters…

Her tits…Because for those of us who remember her from the 90s….they were a lot of hype…it was hard to not be a fan of them..

So here they are now…from the RETIREMENT HOME motherfuckers..

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2019

14

May

Jade Chynoweth Topless of the Day

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Jade Chynoweth is some dancer…which means if the trying to be famous as a dancer, a ridiculous concept in and of itself doesn’t work out for her…she can always become a stripper…or cam girl…who dances for money…whilst showing her pussy…which is pretty much what all these girls do anyway, even when they aren’t official sex workers…because why the fuck else would they be thrown into dance…not to mention, we live in a world of all girls being sex workers even when they arn’t official sex workers…so it all kinda works out the way it should work out anyway…

All this to say, who cares about Jade Chynoweth.

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2019

14

May

Dove Cameron Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ex Disney Girl Dove Cameron out here with the hard nipples because that is what DISNEY teaches them to do.

It’s like figure out what the culture or demographic is into, what they are doing, and then you gotta do it…that way…to stay relevant and to sell product to them.

Lucky for us, the young era is about being braless…hard nippled…and slutty…

I can’t imagine a better thing to be trendy…it’s amazing.

As a pervert who lurks the street, cuz I prefer real life perving, internet perving is just boring….the no bra thing..is fantastic…so thank you Dove Cameron, whoever you are…for being part of that!

I feel like thanking whores is an effective way to get them to continue whoring.

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