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2019

13

May

Josie Canseco Bikini of the Day

Josie Canseco is some trashcan Jose Canseco daughter with a Hooters waitress, as Athletes do…and for some reason, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model now, a reason I call them trying to find “Influencers” to influence young girls to buy into the brand again, as all their sales are in decline thanks to it being a shitty fucking mall brand for 45 year olds….in an era where people don’t wear bras…that’s the construct of the patriarchy and VERY VERY bad….

Point being, I don’t think Josie Canseco has any fucking influence at all, I doubt her followers are chicks, and I am sure her followers are just her dad’s fans…and a bunch of fucking bros into athlete daughters..

She looks more like a girl who should be selling skinny tea to pretend she’s got a job, when she’s just got a trust fund….and not like a VS model…it’s like she’s a party girl, Vegas pool party girl, mainstream trash…

But now she’s working for a brand that traditionally imports their sluts, so they have a little more ethnic flare..

I find the whole thing pretty weird…like let low level rich girls with famous parents be the nobodies they are…on social media…this stamp of approval on them takes away from actual hot and deserving girls…

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2019

13

May

Kaia Gerber Hard Nipples of the Day

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KAIA GERBER is still not 18 from the last time I checked…which brings up a very important pop culture related question and that is…if you are being sexualized by your rich mom to feed her ego or to give you a life of your own the only way she knows how – cuz she’s a model and that’s how she did it – is it wrong for you as a pervert looking on to sexualize her too..

I mean you didn’t produce this content, Cindy Crawford instigated it, agents and producers, editorial teams and photographers were all involved in saying “Hey take off your bra…use this ice cube….put n this shirt”….something I doubt the young girl protested cuz young girls are pretty fucking broken in this era and thanks to social media…are pretty much half naked all the fucking time anyway…plus bras are a construct of the patriarchy, you can’t be a fucking feminist in a bra…it’s the 1960s rememberr…and I’m having NAM flashbacks…

Point being…why didn’t Cindy Crawford wait until girl was 18 to get into this….why did she start her young…get her a fucking job at a CAMP or at the mall like a normal kid if it’s about teaching her how to work….

I guess it’s just the mother’s narcissism running the show,…they are billionaires and don’t need to work…so this is all ego….all “we can be classier Kardashians”…cuz all these idiots live in the same city and have the same morals, values, which are money and sexualizing themselves..

SO I don’t blame you for looking at this…I blame the broken system for MAKING it..

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2019

13

May

Karrueche Tran Pussy Print of the Day

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KARRUECHE TRAN is not TRANS like everyone who works at Starbucks seems to be…not that I am persoanlly offended by TRANS people…I think you can identify as whatever you want, I’ll call you a foot if you really think you’re a foot…it doesn’t phase me on any level…I deal and interact with crazy people all the time and there is no harm in humoring one….cuz being trans is crazy

That said, Karrueche Tran was Chris Brown’s girlfriend, which is really ALL she has done and the only reason she is known….because she’s either the kind of girl who likes the attention, so she gets out there in a bikini for the paparazzi to finish the celebrity she’s started…or that she’s the kind of girl who likes to get beat up by dudes….assuming Chris Brown beats all his women…which I will assume cuz he gets arrested all the time….

Not that being a girl who likes attention and is willing to be beat up for it, or a women who like sbeing beat up needs to be mutually exclusive…maybe Karrueche Tran is a diverse woman with many facets we don’t know or understand cuz we don’t know her…we just know her PUSSY PRINT.

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2019

13

May

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Lingerie of the Day

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For those of you (as if there are any of you) who read this site, I have been a fan ofRosie Huntington-Whiteley and not because I am bald, as disgusting as I am, I’m not bald….so I dont need to use her as a beacon of hope that if I was a bald dude I could get a girl like her…provided I was ripped, an action star and rich as fuck….

I have been a fan of her, because she has been getting naked since day one of her modeling…and I like that no bullshit, I’m a model, I get naked approach…when it’s not just some instagram whore trying to get noticed…

Then she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers and I thought she was a great mechanism for the Hollywood machine to show the world that acting requires no talent or skill, any hot chick can do it, just throw her into the mix and she’ll make it work…cuz acting is a joke…

You know, in efforts to get these people paid less in my silent protest of “They are useless uneducated idiots who don’t do anything for the worrld”….a protest that no one listens to or cares about….

Well, Rosie, now a mom, in lingerie…Awesome.

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2019

13

May

Rosario Dawson Topless and 50 of the Day

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I really dislike Rosario Dawson..especially now that she’s dating some Democrat named Cory who is using her to propel his marketing thanks to her celebrity and who she is using to try to validate her existence as being more than just a vapid garbage actress with big tits….but also an activist…she just looks like a cunt.

She’ll always be the underage slut in KIDS who played around in the pool in her bra for Harmony Korine and Larry Clark…whether she was able to polarize that slutty at a young age behavior as being a serious actor or not…I know she’s not that impressive or even accomplished…but people like her tits and tits take you to amazing places if you know how to use them….

She’s done this whole nude on instagram thing for attention cuz she’s in her 50s now and still wants to optimize her existing audience to help further her legacy like she was Meghan Markle by being a Political Wife….her dream is to be the first Puerto Rican First Lady…which won’t, but a girl is allowed to dream…and show off her tits whilst she dreams…because why the fuck not…

Funny enough, she was posting nudes on instagram since she got instagram, and her lawyer hit me up to remove some leaked nudes that were less nude than the nudes on her instagram…which I find pretty offensive…like fucking be naked, let’s leave the legal team out of this….so we can focus on the ONE and ONLY thing we’re into when it comes to Rosario Dawson’s Creek…them titties…

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2019

13

May

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Rich people have a lot of time on their hands, and they like to plan elaborate events around bullshit things like engagement parties, or bachelorette parties, all in effort to get the poor people to follow them to feel like shit about themselves, forcing them to turn to sugar baby sex work, to get a taste of that good life….so that they can spend money in idiotic ways, like yacht parties too…you know so they fit into society as they should…

That said, Sarah Hyland, the very weird fucking looking girl from Modern Family…that you all jerked off to throughout her genetic diseased, underdeveloped years, that she got two Kidney Transplants in…2 people have sacrificed vital organs for her to be drinking on this boat in a bikini for you to jerk off to..and that’s what this is about…celebrating life, love and saying fuck you to all you losers who can’t live like this cuz you’re not rich enough to get new kidneys when yours give out….

I don’t know who the other bikinis are with Sarah Hyland…..but there are a lot of bikinis..and that’s what matters.

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2019

13

May

Marisa Papen Having a Beer with her Bush of the Day

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Marisa Papen is a known internet nude model, who has called herself an artist, and her art is getting nude in random places, because the nude body is not something we should punish, but rather celebrate, and I’m fully on board with that, because I like looking a naked chicks….

We may live in a world where violence in movies gets lower rating than sex in movies, because we want everyone angry at each other, instead of fucking each other or jerking off all day, even everyone is just jerking off all day….to “porn” being “bad”…when really it’s human fucking nature, interaction and normal…except maybe for the direction porn has taken where it’s also borderline criminal in most places…but you perverts get what I am saying and that is that seeing a bitch with her portuguese beer on some sand dune fully nude…rocking a perfect bush…is great and all girls should be doing this…if they aren’t already…and they probably are…cuz the internet has made them all whores…but they don’t think they are whores…so let’s just let them keep the nude supply high.

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2019

13

May

Alexis Ren Nipple in Lingerie Mother’s Day Tribute of the Day

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Alexis Ren has a dead mother, at least I think that’s what I remember, because when she was doing Dancing with the Stars she was saying shit like “THIS IS FOR YOU MOM”….cuz I guess her mom was a stage parent who wanted her girl to dance her way to the top…whether at Disney, in Movies, or working the pole at a random Vegas stipclub…you do what you gotta do….or maybe her mom just really liked Dancing with the Stars…that Julianne Hough bitch and her Modest Mormonism can really move…

That said, I don’t remember what day it is most days, so I could be completely wrong about the dead mom thing, I just feel like as someone with a dead mom, I can connect and relate to all the other people with dead moms….and I remember when one has a dead mom…cuz I am like “I feel you girl, let me feel you girl”….

Well, what better way to celebrate her dead mom than by busting out her fake tits that her mom didn’t even give her as a legacy, unless she bought them with her inheritance money…in which case “thanks mom”…

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2019

13

May

Phoebe Price Oiling Up her Tits of the Day

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Nothing says Mother’s Day like Den Mother to all the instagram famewhores rubbing their tits…

All those girls trying to get ahead as the fame whores they are by not being as creative as this leader of the famewhores who had to figure out how to famewhore before social media.

She had to figure it out for the paparazzi and the tabloids, so that they would publish her and allow her to exist in that competitive everyone trying to be famous time….while famewhores now are just lazy and put shit up on their feed to get noticed….there was a time when you had to geographically be in LA, and be something the media wanted to publish to exist….and that is where Phoebe Price was created…

Either way, she’s oiling up her big old tits and it’s hot because she’s a fucking legend.