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2019

09

May

Em Rat Cow Slutty of the Day

Em Rat Cow still naked on instagram because what the hell else is she going to do, I guess this was her getting ready for the MET GALA where she scared us all with her belly button of horror….

I like to think that Rat Cow is a host body for her Belly Button, and if anything she should be like the other freaks out there empowering their retardation….celebrating their retardation while all this bitch does is try to distract from it with herr monster tits, tits I am sure are fake, and despite her being garbage…are great.

I think embracing herr freak belly button is he next step….wearing a cardboard shapeless box with just her belly button exposed…a belly button cut out to really focus on what matters…which in her case is her belly button that she does show off cuz she has no choice when taking off her shirt to show her tits…distracting from the belly button even if the belly button is all I see and the star of the show and I guess nightmares.

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2019

09

May

Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day

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DUA LIPA panty flasher before the MET GALA…in an era where even the most basic women with no followers are flashing their panties…I would expect a starlet who was built off social media – mainly singing cover songs on Youtube like the low hanging fruit do…only to become “famous”…cuz youtube is life or some shit….to do more…I expect her to do more….if there’s no grammy insertion happening…does this bitch even exist….

Low hanging fruit gone famous…but still doing low hanging fruit “LOOK AT MY PANTIES” weirdness…like wouldn’t you want to keep it to your damn self at this point in the career…you got the money and the fans you don’t need to fight for likes to feed your empty soul…trash.

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2019

09

May

Sluts taking Selfies….Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex Positions on TV….

Woman Dies After Being Run Over…

Real Ghost on Ring

Drinking Camel Urine….

Swimmer Shoved at Finish Line….

Guns of Beverly Hills…

Rolling Down the hill Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love when I come across wild and adventurous people who are just so fucking horny and excited about each other that they feel compelled to fuck in public…

I always make an effort to get as close to the action as possible, on some STEVE IRWIN shit, you know because they are in public….and for some reason they always get mad at me, call me a pervert and tell me to fuck off…while they are the ones fucking in Public…I didn’t realize that it was the polite thing to give a couple of pervert exhibitionists trying to add some flavor to their life privacy….am I supposed to no look at them or turn my back to them…as if they aren’t making a spectacle of themselves because that is the decent thing to do….if they wanted privacy…and not someone trying to get right in on the action, like I’m waiting in line at the fucking grocery store, to the point of invading personal space…so I get that close up penetration shot you see in porn…..

Fuck you..if you’re gonna put on a show cuz it gets you off…I’m gonna watch the show….otherwise keep it in your damn pants and head home….

Last night, there was an incident in the park…where a young couple weren’t into an audience cuz I guess they felt they own the fucking park they were in and I was invading their space….

Here are some morning links….

Dua LIPA and Rita Ora – FIGHTING
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DEAD DIY HOST
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Abortion Activist Punches Anti-Abortion Idiot Who Needs a Hobby in the Face
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This Dane Cook Story is Crazy
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Check out th Tits at this Cafe
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Big Titty Drop
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Steph Curry is Gay According to his Wife
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Feeding Time for Baby Birds!
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Milk in her Face
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Girls in TIght Dresses
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Ghetto mom Leaves Kid from Nail Salon without Paying…
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Football Player Caught Cheating
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Watch Russian Sex Worker BE SLUTS!
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2019

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Someone wrote about an 11 year old who was raped, pregnant and forced to carry the baby to term because of weird Abortion laws in Ohio….she was ranting about how terrible it is and tried to paint a picture for her friends to visualize a pregnant 11 year old carrying a baby to term…to which I said “what if she’s one of those big 11 year olds”…I mean if she’s hit puberty and can get pregnant she can carry a baby to terrm…it’s biology…and only modern ways have turned on girls breeding once they get their periods..it is how our species survived….

Point being…I am all for abortions…and was just cracking a joke…that no one thought was funny….

Someone else referred to a midget as a little person, to which I thought to myself…is a “Little Person” really any less derogatory than midget? I mean midget is it’s own term and a sports division….Little Person is basically calling them out for being small people…and that to me is the BAD way of addressing them….I can be an authority on this cuz I have a little person dick…making me part midget….the worst part of a man to be part midget really…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Files Restraining Oder Against Ex Manager – Even Though She Can’t Apply for her own License – Be her Own Person – Can’t Vote – Can’t manage her own finances or daily life – thanks to her dad’s conservatorship – But can have 5 world tours and a Vegas Residency…..
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Tyra Banks – Back to Bikini Modeling…..
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Woman With Long Legs Closing the Van Door – is Some Hotness
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Some Light Reading for the Ride Home – LOL
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber – Trans….
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Woman Accused of Stealing – Plays Crazy
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Dude Doesn’t Get Involved in Chick Fight
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Chloe Ferry – Braless
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Amy Schumer Named Her Kid Genital Fissure
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Rat Cow Brings Out her Belly Button to the Met Gala cuz it’s Campy…and cuz She’s one of those types who likes to be at Exclusive events to perpetuate the lie that she is important…
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Benjamin Bratt – Who? – Has a Fucking Awesome House…
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People Fighting Over a Parking Spot…
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Crazy Lightning Storm
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Hot Milk Ejaculates in Woman’s Face
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Pam Anderson this Assange will be Assassinated….
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Weird Double Joined Girl Picks Up a Beer
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I wonder how many Ginger’s Megan markle said “ewww but he’s a ginger” about before breeding with a ginger because he’s a fucking prince. You know a vapid aspiring actor is superficial and mean…except when playing her most important performance- seducing the prince to have that royal baby! All those previous abortions totally worth it….WELCOME ARCHIE…..
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Ghetto Fat Woman Doesn’t Pay for Nails – Abandons Her Kid – Hilarious
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Dane Cook’s Brother Stole Millions from Him for 10 Years…
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Kelly Gale Nipples
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Angry Lesbian Antifa VS Red Hat
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Construction Restaurant is Fucking Weird…
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Classic car Scam…..
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3 Am NoRad Call – Recreated…
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Elise is some Hot Chick from the Internet….
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Throwback Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Action…
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Weirdest Trailer Park Tits
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Farting and Eating Dog
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Possum in the Grill…
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Russian Sex Worker SLUTS!
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Painkiller / Anxiety Killer / Get Off Big Pharma / Support the Plant Life
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GET THIS MULTI TOOL THAT SCREWS and SMOKES and Helps You Drink…
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Hangover Patches that Work….
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Every Month is Christmas with this Weed Subscription Box That Meets All your SMoker Needs
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From the Forum

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Eugenie Bouchard in a Bikini
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Winona Ryder lives at a Reality Bites 25 Year Reunion
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Ariel Winter – Terrrifying GINGER
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Marci Miller in a Dress – Whoever that is
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Kate Micucci fo the Perverts..
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Bitches at the MET GALA
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Lily Collins is Hot
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Casey Batchelor in a Bikini
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Ferne McCann
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Anne Hathway in a Pant Suit
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Olivia Wilde – Looks Hot
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All the Sports Illustrated SWim Pics
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Farrah Abraham – Fucking Weird Looking
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Dakota Fanning Cameltoe Hiding
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J.Lo – Old Lady Performing
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY IS BACK
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Russian Sex Worker SLUTS!
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Amateur Pregnant Chick Getting Fucked – Weird – I Wonder What Her Baby Will Say When He Finds This on the Internet in 10 years…
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Sofi Desirable Nudes….
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Perfect Tits…..
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Religious Experience…
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Black Girl in Underwear…..
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Big Whipped Cream Tits
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Katherinne Sofia Naked Tennis…
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This Should be the Captain Marvel Movie…
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Human Grade Roast Beef!
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10 Reasons to Say WTF????
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Naked Christine –
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Amateur Babe With Her Tits Out…
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Titty Fisting….
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Naked and Gaping at Sunset –
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That is Not an Ear Candle…
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Whipped Cream Titties….
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Girls Are Nuts….Watch Girls Be Nuts….
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2019

08

May

Sarrah Silverman’s Sneaky Titty Flash of the Day

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I have never found Sarah Silverman hot…and I haven’t really held it against her, knowing that she’s some funny girl, with a potty mouth, who isn’t there to be hot, but rather is there to be funny, to those of people who find her funny….which is a lot of people, she’s made a lot of money off of…. just not me because I find the whole thing gross…vulgar and disgusting…and basic….it’s just easy for a girl to work the comedy scene that is filled with dudes wanting to get laid…and it’s easy to be shocking or silly when you’re a girl…it doesn’t impress me…

She has always had big tits, tits she’s decided she’s into flashing, because all these people crave attention…and they do remind me of when one of my friends told me he found her hot, to which I had to laugh at him for a month, like have some fucking self respect man….you can say you want to fuck the busty funny girl….but you can’t say she’s hot….it’s just not scientifically true…

Well, she’s flashing her tits..and people are excited, so here it is.

Posted in:Sarah Silverman

2019

08

May

Anne Hathaway Should Go Away Even When Naked of the Day

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Anne Hathaway has this amazing skill, the only skill she’s got, that differentiates her from 99 percent of women, because they don’t have that skill…and that is that when she gets naked, I still want her to Anne Goaway rather than continue…and she’s not even THAT fat….it’s just this overall fucking cloud of sucking so hard I can’t even appreciate the nudes.

THIS IS FROM A 2014 PHOTOSHOOT SHE RELEASED FOR ATTENTION 5 YEARS LATE – YOU CAN SEE IT IF YOU CLICK HERE

HERE ARE THE OTHER OUTTAKES…

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2019

08

May

SI Swimsuit is Pointless of the Day

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I have shitting on Sports Illustrated Swim for the last bunch of years…literally stealing a copy of the magazine from the local Korean grocery store in my neighborhood and SHITTING on it…a bloody and confused lack of pancreatic fluid, high in bile, thanks to alcoholism and parasites from drinking out of a fucking puddle most nights I get drunk…

Basically, my whole angle has been that they are obsolete, every girl everywhere can be a bikini model, they don’t need some dated brand like Sports Illustrated to give them the stamp, and often times, when Sports Illustrated runs after the influencers who are making them irrrelevant, it is ONLY to get their followers….

It’s like back in the day the models like Christie Brinkley needed SI to exist and to matter, they mooched off them to win at this model life…and now SI is mooching off these models who aren’t official models by letting them think they are….

It’s all just a big play for their old subscribers and advertisers as it generates buzz fo them, but unnecessary buzz, we can get this same pic with as hot girls on any beach anywhere or at least watch girls at any beach anywhere trying to capture this look and succeeding while you jerk off 20 feet out watcing…

It’s a pointless thing, but women love their egos stroked, being pampered or whatever, fawned over and part of something, mob mentality where they are the popular girls in the mob, stupid, vapid, sure…but so are most women that do this kind of thing…so it is expected.

Here is an uneventful round up – since Every Day is the Swimsuit Issue on Social media..

Tyra Banks

Paige VanZant

Olivia Culpo

All the Sports Illustrated SWim Pics
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Megan Rapinoe

Lais Riberio

Hayley Kalil

All the Sports Illustrated SWim Pics
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Crystal Dunn

Camille Kostek

Barbara Palvin

All the Sports Illustrated SWim Pics
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Anne De Paula

Alex Morgan

Abby Dahlkemper

All the Sports Illustrated SWim Pics
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Simone Biles

Samantha Hoopes

Robin Holzken

Hailey Clauson

Lindsey Vonn

All the Sports Illustrated SWim Pics
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Posted in:SFW|SI Swimsuit|SI Swimsuit Edition

2019

08

May

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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Here’s some trans Bella Hadid showing off her fake tits that I guess helped her pull off this scam as a relevant person in the fashion world, despite not being a model, but rather some rich kid pretending to be a model, who ultimately wasn’t fucking hot…and still isn’t hot…

I don’t know what angles she’s trying to pull, but she has managed to scam the world the last few years, because people are fucking idiots and buy into pretty much anything they see and read…and the bookers and talent scouts and marketing people are too busy taking selfies to really decide if the person is worth hiring or not, they just throw the money at them and perpetuate the lie…pretty disgusting…..especially since this muppet isn’t even that hot…at least do that tactic with hot chicks…not hard faced gender neutral things….

But at least she’s got the tits…logic most of us have used at least once after banging fat chicks.

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2019

08

May

Cambrie Schroder Nip Slip of the Day

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They say that this is Cambrie Schroder…but I think it’s probably Cambrie Schroder’s mom….

Cambrie Schroder’s mom was married to Rickey Schroder who just got booked for beating his Girlfriend…so you know that they’ve all had a really stable life living with a has been from a late 70s sitcom…but luckily they can use his name to get out there in the instagram world since people love the kids of important people…especially when they do the whole instagram thing….which consists of filling your fucking face so hard that it shines in a weird fucking way like you’re some kind of sex doll with cat-like eyes….

Teen girls doing it to look like a Kardashian….when really all it does is make them look like they are 65 years old….fucking odd…

I do not believe this is Cambrie Schroder and not her 60 year old mom…but it is the world we live in so I’ll let you figure that one out on your own.

I feel like I’ve spent enough time on this.