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2019

01

May

Slutty Fishing Girls of the Day

Fuck yeah…is it Fishing Season Yet?

Hot Chicks fishing is the biggest deal, since Fishing is the biggest fucking sport in the world, I know this because I met a guy in the dog park who was planning a uge fishing community online all because he read that fishing was the number one sport and at the time had no rerprersentation on the internet, smart logic.

What he didn’t realize at the time, was that people who fished were more than likely not online at the time, it was before smartphone hype and if they were, facebook was enough for them to connect with other fishing buddies…they didn’t need him….so it never worked out…but at last I learned that people like to fish…if you teach a man to fish he’ll eat for life or some shit….which is probably why I see a lot of homeless people fishing in a gutter canal near my house….

As it turns out, hot chicks also like to fish, or at least like to be on boats, where they play it up for all the dudes who fish – use every angle – since there are a lot of dudes who fish….and find this hot….cuz it is..

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2019

01

May

Delilah Belle Hamlin Wet Bikini of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s daughter, who when she got her period Lisa Rrina took her to the face injection spa to make her look more like her mom, a muppet…which isn’t all that unheard of in LA and really the rest of the world because these face injection clinics are fucking everywhere and you can’t leave your house without seeing a girl, a young girl, often times a decent looking girl look like a muppet…

I see girls who work at the coffee shop with fake lips…that means with their 10 dollars an hour, they are getting their faces jacked up, so imagine if you’re mom’s a vapid Soap Opera star competing with all the other LA moms to have the best LA daughter, you can guarantee you’d end up with something like this, out there in a bikini at her stage mother’s direction, to get paparazzi coverage so that people care, and that so business comes in..because you can’t have a daughter who doesn’t reduce herself to her body and be someone from LA…it just doesn’t wok….

So here she is living that vapid, useless but half naked dream..and that shit works for me..cuz I like tits.

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2019

01

May

Busy Phillips Bikini of the Day

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Busy Phillips is repulsive, but like many

Busy Phillips is repulsive, but like many repulsive girls who have made it as actors and are on TV, because TV needs ugly girls to make their shows more realistic, while I’d be perfectly happy if only hot people were TV……she’s out there with confidence, being quirky and silly, unfortunately in a bikini that she’s not ashamed of showing off….even though she should be…because she’s made it, she’s rich, she’s working, she’s confident and even if she never gets another acting job again, she’s set and can go back to her hometown wherever she was destined to work the Walmart cash….and feel like she’s won…

Well as it turns out, she seems have a boner, and she seems to be showing off her boner and that’s pretty fucking weird, but I guess it just goes to show you just how cocky she is.

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2019

01

May

Barbara Palvin BTS Underwear Shoot of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

But thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, it’s usually a product of circumstance, and more importantly, even fat chicks don’t want to look at fat chicks…

So the brand compromised, looked at all their bigger girls over the years and thought, well we can bring back Barbara….she’s got nothing else going on and she’s from Hungary, she’ll take what she can get with no real resentment like most people would have….if she doesn’t they’ll just show her pics of war torn Hungary and threaten to send her back like all mail order bride husbands do…

So she has been re-hired, and they got her working harder than ever.. Living that fat ass dream.

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2019

01

May

Ashley Greene Erased her Face in this Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Ashley Greene is one of the forgotten ones from Twilight, who I don’t even think had a main part in Twilight, but who was able to leverage Twilight to the paparazzi like she mattered.

She also dated a Jonas brother when they were still Disney TWINKS and had to pretend that they all had purity rings to fight pre-marital sex, an interesting angle but it was before porn went mainstream….

So there was a minute of her having a lot of hype, then she disappeared but I guess found social media, and like all 35 year olds on social media found an app to blend out her old haggard face….only she’s not veery good at that app and virtually erased her damn face….

I see these kinds of pics on facebook more than IG, cuz people on IG are a little more skilled in their face tune….they are younger and more dialled in…but like an old timer in the 80s taking a computerr course to be relevant at their job, bitch should look into some youtube Tutorials on her next attempt to whore herself out on social media…you know if you’re gonna do it, do it right.

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2019

01

May

Nina Josephine’s Weird Nude Shoot of the Day

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Yay – Weird black and white nudes of someone you’ve never heard of….Nina Josephine…..because we live in an era when every girl gets naked..and we’re at a point where knowing their back story or why they get naked is absolutely irrelevant…it’s a whole no artistry or intelligence is needed anymore…your butt shots on your social media feed get 100 times more likes than anything meaningful so reduce yourself to your body as a general rule cuz you’re young and stupid and don’t know what having substance besides all that cum at your gangbang cuz you grew up on porn and that is normal to you….is.

Point being, I like that all women seem to reduce themselves to their bodies…because it’s more fun to watch than seeing them do anything of value.

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2019

01

May

Olivia Wilde (that’s not her real name) in a Photoshoot of the Day

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I have seen some Olivia Wilde movies, and I actually like her. I think she does good. Obviously acting is a joke and it is hard to fuck it up, but there are actors out there who I see in movies and I just hope for an accident on set to fucking off them, or permanently shut them up, or maybe a scandal that erases them from the industry…like Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick….

But Olivia Wilde has someting nice going on about her, it’s just not her real last name, that shit is terrifying….Cockburn…Olivia Cockburn…Cockburn…the basis of every nightmare I’ve ever had since that time I tried to fuck a fresh out of the microwave pizza oven….Cockburn…like the time I used Nair on my balls…and fell asleep….Cockburn….like an Indian Sunburn…which I guess is racist now…from a gnarly handjob….

What I am saying is – I get why she went “Wilde”…..

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2019

01

May

Drea De Matteo Bikini of the Day

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Drea De Matteo used to be so hot..when she was Adriana La Cerva on the Sopranos before she got merked for SNITCHING….not that I ever watched the Sopranos but I’ve seen a few episodes….

I always get her confused with Ellen’s lesbian wife who figured dating Ellen now that Ellen is worth hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars for being the fluffy, accessible, lesbian that people seem to love, after the same people at the TV networks pulled the plug on her show all those years ago for rbeing a lesbian, she’s now being used by them for being a lesbian, in what you’d think most people would say “fuck yourself media for turning your back on me” but instead she soullessly gives into them for a cash payment…further proof that all these people on TV are fucking disgusting money grubbing assholes….with no real spine…just do whatever they need to do to get paid….sell out fuck.

As it turns out, she’s not Ellen’s lesbian wife using Ellen for her money….a fair-weather “I’m a dyke if the dyke I’m dyke for is rich”…..and it also turns out that she may be older now, a mom of a fw probably..and she can still pull off a bikini…which I think is real success!

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2019

01

May

Milana Vayntrub Big Cleavage in her One Piece of the day

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In an era of all fat chicks thinking they are hot chicks…and all fat chicks having the same attitude as hot chicks….it is nice to see a girl in a one-piece bathing suit…because as fat chicks try to perpetuate their lie of being hot chicks…bikinis are used far too liberally and with that comes a fucking lot of gut hanging over bikini bottom weirdness that is neither interesting or fun to look at…but is fully fucking repulsive…

I am not saying fat chicks shouldn’t get fucked like the rest of women, or that dudes shouldn’t find fat chicks hot in the privacy of their own home at 3 am when drunk….I am just saying keep it to your damn self and if you NEED to be in a bathing suit, and you shouldn’t ever NEED that…..wear the fucking one piece..

Let Milana Vayntrub guide you…and she’s not even that fat…but her titties are.

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2019

01

May

Josephine Gillan Nude for Game of Thrones of the Day

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Josephine Gillan nude getting fucked and killed for all you Game of Thrones nerds….

I assume this happend on Sunday Night, when Game of Thrones airs, and when all of social media goes nuts for the shit, because people are all fucking drones and into anything that is popular…but maybe, just maybe there is a chance that it is great, and that I am just hating on it cuz of dragons, when really there’s more to it than dragons, but from my experience having dragons in anything is enough reason, it overpowerrs everything else, and becomes pretty much all there is to something…

But I can appreciate tits on TV, so 3 days late, here’s the tits from the show.

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