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2019

29

Apr

Katy Perry Tits Out of the Day

Katy Perry has some face injections going on, trying to deal with the fact that she’s still 40, but her whole act is based on being some bubblegum bullshit, well as it terms out, she’s still disgusting…even with her tits out and the basic cosmetic procedures she’s got as an instagram girl…big tits in a push up bra aren’t enough for me to ever say Katy Perry is worth jerrking off to…

BUT then again, you’re less particular, you see tits and you have to jack off…it’s just the level of pathetic dude that you are…so here she is for you, not for me, cuz I hate this bitch…I’m generous…

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2019

29

Apr

Natalia Roth Nipples of the Day

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Natalia Roth who must be Eli Roth’s daughter…is out there producing her own content, but instead of it being hit HORROR MOVIES, it’s weirdo pink toned photoshoots with her tits squeezed out of the top of the leotard like some kind of ballerina that is boring, but not as boring as her instagram feed I just checkd out and discovered that she is laying down vocal tracks on songs, meaning she is yet another shitty popstar in training because we haven’t got enough going on in that space with DUA LIPA, HALSEY, and BEBE REXHA…MADISON BEER and whoever the fuck else is out there doing really shitty internet music that fucking sucks…

Fun tits though, and at least she’s not as fat as all the other ones….

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2019

29

Apr

Noah Cyrus Bikini of the Day

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Noah Cyrus still has a scary face but is in her bikini with her fat white ass….an ass that no one asked to see, we’re looking for MILEY, hey this isn’t Miley, this one is worse than mMiley cuz she doesn’t remember the pre-Hannah Montana days when their dad was just some rich cowboy laughed at for decades for his one hit….before he became cool, and her sister became cool, and she became a typical sister who doesn’t quite no her place cuz she’s always in the shadow, but she knows dudes like looking at butt shots, so post the butt shot, those LIKES fill the void that is never being MILEY….

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2019

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Hard Nippled Bikini of the Day

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God Ol’ Nina Dog Faced Agdal, which is actually insulting to dogs, we may change her name to “Nina One Less Chromosome Agdal” which is better fitting, at least in terms of her retard looking face, doing some March of Dimes, affirmative action work program in the BIKINI Model world, because we live in a world of INCLUSIVITY..where both full retard and half retard cuz we are all semi-retarded get to go to the same school, parties, jobs…..I remember when I worked with a retard named Kevin at the horrrible stockboy job I had when I was in my 30s. I worked in a pharmacy and all these hot young girls would come in for DOUCHES or ENEMAS or LAXATIVES and openly ask me where they were because they had no respect for me, and didn’t care that I knew they had stinky cunt and were prepping for anal…It was a sad time…but Kevin…I used to troll him and his 3 dollar an hour below minimum wage by telling him the Cashier had a nipple ring….to which he’d go nuts…cuz if you know retards you know they love to jerk off at all times….maybe it was cruel, it probably was but I had no soul then and no soul now and it’s not like he used his super retard strength to choke her out and have his way with her…he was more the gentle giant type….

POINT BEING…

Nina Agdal’s back to being fit at 30 since Leo didn’t knock her up and is forced to stick with Christie Brinkley’s spoiled son who understands the model life and is heir to billions of dollars..which works of her…but he should have better taste…

Here with her hard nipples in a bikini

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2019

29

Apr

Ellen Page and Emma Portner Topless Lesbians of the Day

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Ellen Page is on some comeback tour since JUNO….where she’s on a Netflix show…

These pictures are of her fully exploiting her decision or choice to lesbian..TIT ON TIT…because it is a choice…it is not scientifically possible that a woman doesn’t want to breed…their bodies tell them every month that they want to breed…it is society or other choices that make them not want to breed…The same thing applies to lesbian….cuz Lesbians often times make babies with random craigslist sperm donors and still theoretically crave the cum in them…they just prefer syringes or turrkey basters to fleshy dick…cuz maybe they experrienced trauma with an actual dick…..I don’t know, I’m not a psychiatrist..I just know that everrything in life is a choice not a genetic decision and if you were to decide today that you want to suck a dick for the kick of it…you would….homo…

ANYWAY…she’s decided that women are hotter than men, fact, and that eating pussy or having your pussy eaten by a woman is more delicate until the fists come out…and this is her making some sort of statement I don’t really understand or care to look into.

She’s a Canadian, so anytime she does any of her political bullshit…from protesting gas lines or whatever it is her entitled celebrity is inot at the moment….it bores me…I don’t need some annoying actor preaching their agenda or their politics…like stick to the fucking script….keep your down time to your damn self…

Tit on tit though, there may be an Emma Page pervert out there into this….if it’s you…you’re weird…but this is for you.

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2019

29

Apr

Halle Berry Erotica of the Day

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Halle Berry is still out here trying to make it as an INSTATHOT, showing off her whitewashed black girl tits and she’s pretty amazing…

I guess what this teaches us, since this is an educational site, is that all women like to be whores on the internet – if given an audience they can directly be whores to…they will jump on the opportunity….and ignore all the negative comments and focus on the good ones…because when you’re a narrcissisit you just think “haters gonna hate”….or “they are just jealous”..or “they are pathetic losers with a blog because they can’t actually do anything of substance or meaning”….which is true….but so is that Halle Berry only got work in Hollywood cuz she was raised white by the white mom…had no dad and the only blackness she had was the color of her nicely tanned skin….so anytime you see her acting black, she gets a pass, but isn’t actually black so I think it’s racist.

Halle Berry – the AL Josten of her generation.

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2019

29

Apr

Amber Heard Underwear of the Day

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You all know what I think about opportunist Amber Heard and her soulless approach to moving ahead in life…I think she’s fucking dog shit, the worst kind of human, the kind of woman who sells you out and throws you under the bus the SECOND she has the opportunity to…when she sees her window…she’s the first out there calling abuse, or rape, or incest, or skull fucking, or whatever the hot topic that can allow her to be the victim is….

She seduced Johnny Depp for her personal advancement….she got him to marry her…and rode that for a while…and when it suited her she set up cameras to leak to the internet to show how mean and evil he is….after she egged him on.

I just find the whole thing terrible…so seeing her out there with her pants off, now a household name thanks to her weird fucking tactics, is annoying…because she’s the worst and all I know is that everything she does is garbage….pants off or on…pants off is more her true calling cuz that’s how she gets rich men to notice her….

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2019

29

Apr

Shenise Breslin is Out There With her Tits of the Day

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I think it’s safe to assume that Shenise Breslin is Abigail Breslin’s sister….Abigrail Breslin for those who don’t know…is Little Miss Sunshine…a movie she starred in as a kid, many yeas ago, before turning fat…a movie that I guess her sister Shenise will forever be jealous of because it made her sister more important tan her, which is something all girls hate, because they want to be the more important one, especially when they are prettier one….so all they can do is rebel, try to get noticed, try to stand out, and often times, at least in this social media era…that happens with slutty pics….with the titties out….

So here are the slutty pics with the titties out….in a bikini that looks like a SUMO diaper, licking Lollipops, oiled up, all the cliche’s that make instagram so popular….and so repeitive and boring….someone needs to come in their and re-invent the shit…but they’d probably get banned cuz IG likes where they are at as a grey area porn site…it gets the pageviews fuckers..

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2019

29

Apr

Miluniel is Naked of the Day

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By Dave Blake

Miluniel has her bush out in a phototshoot that I’ve already posted…

She’s acting like a typical millennial because this getting naked shit is what they do…and consider work….

Like she probably tells people she’s a legit model, even though no one’s ever heard of her because this is her art, her work, and she’s in a photoshoot naked…..so how could she not be a model…

So along with ROSE wine, Matcha,, tropical leaves…whining about everything while being too lazy to work so your parents finance your “art”…or your sugar daddy, cuz sex power dude…be sex positive….don’t judge anyone so everyone can live in this fantasy land they live in without bullies…

Point being…she’s showing her bush and that’s about all that matters.

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2019

29

Apr

Kristen Stewart Topless of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is topless in her new movie Jeremiah Terminator LeRoy.. wrapping her lesbian tits up to finally become the trans man we all see her as…

Dreams do come true for someone who I never found hot, always thought was a product of incest, who’s masculinization to de-sexualize herself….didn’t make her any hotter…or interesting…she just remained what looked like some emotionally damaged, really fucking boring, confused person who hated being famous as an actor…but who never seemed to go away….and now that she’s had the taste of pussy…she’s decided to grow out her dick or some shit.

I don’t get it…but here she is being a “serious” actor…in a “serious” role…that I am sure is about as eventful and exciting as all the other trash she’s done..which is NOT very eventful…

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