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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Skinny of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has fought the PUDGE…you see cuz there was a period of time when she looked like a bloated waterlogged pig floating into camp…all hairy like the monkey she is….

But as it turns out, she’s decided to go KETO with the Slim Fast Keto bars that I am sure are just using the catch phrase Keto since it is a trend that was once called the Atkins Diet, to push the Keto diet, or to get in on the Keto Diet, by offering all the diabetics of America an official sugar free bar…

I can assure you that she did not get fit like this from eating Slim Fast bars like a fat bitch on disability in her trailer park…but that it came from years of exercise, and probable fasting…eating very fucking little…which is the fastest way into Ketosis…..

BUt bitch is getting paid, and decided to do it in her panties, the way she should, and her body looks great, better than when she was posting underage pics of her massive bush in an era where bush was bad…..

So…I call bullshit on the Slim Fast bar being the reason she looks like this, but it could be the rest of the carbfree tactics she uses, and it’s a reminder to all that you don’t need to be a fat fuck dot com….if you put a little effort in…and when you ge there…post the panty pics…

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2019

Apr

Jamie Chung Bikini of the Day

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Jamie Chung is not the name of your favorite Chinese Restaurant…BUT MAYBE IT IS…or could be…something you’d want to eat after seeing it in these pictures soaking in salt water…seasoning that asian fish in herr panties….or maybe disinfecting it….the salty sting on the open sores that come with being an actress….from navigating the scene….you sick fucks….

I still don’t know who Jamie Chung is…but I can say with confidence…that her bikini pics may be paparazzi worthy, but keep in mind, so is Phoebe Price.

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Posted in:Jamie Chung|SFW

2019

Apr

Bella Thorne Bra and Panties of the Day

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Bella Thorne is recently single, so like clockwork – I don’t know if this is considered “like clockwork”, I didn’t go to school but what I am trying to say is these recently single girls….asin ALL recently single girls have this magical consistent message…that they ALL have…which I guess is on some DNA level…or maybe it’s on an ego level…or maybe it’s something they come up with at their recently single period partis where they all talk about their periods and boys….and that is….when single, slut out, when recently single slut out with vengeance to try to upset the guy you were once with, even if he was a pervert circus clown looking motherfucker….it’s the one consistent thing women do….

So this is Bella Thorne trying to get even, feel hot, prove she’s hot, use her instagrram like she used to…to fill that emptiness in her soul with likes from perverts just happy to see her half naked fake titties…

It is all so silly..

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2019

Apr

Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day

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I don’t know if people used to jerk off to Jojo when she was a child star on Disney….but I am going to assume that they did.

I just never found her the hot barely legal girl I wanted to spend my time looking at…

Maybe it wasn’t quite my generation, but I think I’ve consistently been aware of the “it girls” of the time, I mean I just re-purpose content from the FOURUMS WHERE PERVERTS LIVE ….and I do remember her being around, just never really taking the time to notice. It was the era of better things going on like Lohan, Britney and even gutter Paris Hilton who took the priority and attention away from this hood rat…who ended up in a series of interracial relationships, where she spent her money and lived that trailer trash life she always wanted…..

But in the new iteration of Jojo, the comeback tour thanks to social media…she’s been out here with her older girl tits…and they are large which makes her suddenly more interesting to me than she was….

So here’s the slutty selfie.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2019

Apr

Demi Lovato Fat Ass of the Day

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Someone get Demi Lovato some damn opiates to curb her appetite so that she slims the fuck down….

Instead of replacing her heroin addiction, that we all know she will end up dying from eventually, all Heroin addicts do…

I’ve been friends with heroin addicts, they’ve been sober, they’ve been in rehab, they would shoot cocaine or water because it wasn’t heroin…just a series of real self involved bullshit that was very annoying to be around and when they died from their addiction, I didn’t feel like it was a disease that killed them, I felt they were asshole man children who couldn’t control their shit, and who should have never fucking tried heroin in the first place. Fuck you for calling me from Rehab and calling me a bad friend for not supporting your “recovery” you asshole…how about you figure it fucking out and don’t do heroin, then maybe you would not have did at 27

If you know what I mean…and that is that people like to diagnose themselves and be victims, instead of be winners who are in charge of them damn selves, and people like Demi Lovato being heroin addicts makes me pretty fucking sick….almost as sick as looking at her “off-heroin” ass.

All the resources in the world, fans, money, ability to do whatever she wants, yet she’s so broken she’s overdosing in her mansion…go fuck yourself…people have real problems out here…and one of them is staring at your fat ass.

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2019

Apr

Gabriela Giovanardi is Naked with Flamingos of the Day

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Gabriela Giovanardi is a model who has been the face of campaigns for the perverts at Guess, who loveto scoop up all the sugar babies and exchange campaigns for titty grabs, just ask Kate Upton…

She has been featured in magazine’s like Harper’s Bazaar Serbia, the single most underrated version of Harper’s Bazaar because only a handful of Americans speak serbian so they don’t even know.

She’s got over 50k instagram followers, which is the least amount of instagram followerrs any girl should have to feel some level of importance…we’re in an era of you need a million or more fuckers…

She’s posing naked with Flamingos like some kind of sexual predator, if you were to do this in the local park, you’d be arrested….but when she does it…it’s not sexual offending…but we wish it was cuz she looks like the kind of girl who you’d like to be sexually assaulted by….but I guess that’s not saying much, you’ve probably wanted to be sexually assaulted by all girls…She is hot.

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2019

Apr

Drunk Girls Girls Making Pizza and Other Videos of the Day

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Wendy’s Brawl

Man Falls in Open Manhole

260 MPH RIP

Bully man Gets Knocked Out

Robber Stabs Saleswoman 6 Times…

India Woman Desperate for Water

Idiots in the Park of the DAy

Just One Beer…

Runner Sets Off Speed Trap

Bikini Dance…..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always get amazed when people pay to be part of an escape room thing. It’s a huge trend in every city, where they pop up on every corner like an Asian Massage Rub and Tug, and people sit around figuring out a puzzle to get out…crazy concept…at least for me…who spends every day of his life in an escape room…..imprisoned like I was Britney Spears and the world doesn’t care to free me…not capable of figuring out the code to escape…because I’m the one who got me here…yes…my escape room…is being married to an obese french Canadian for 20 or more fucking years….I thought she’d die by now…that was my strategy…yet with chronic illness…this shit just drags the fun on…no escape…too lazy and broke for divorce or to just leave….I guess…because that would be too easy…

THAT SAID, has anyone spent a night at a laundromat near the college campus to see the kind of pussy that comes in to wash their clothes…and has anyone ever taken it up a notch and hid in a dryer in hopes one of the hot college pussy felt the need to masturbate while waiting for her laundry like a cam girl trying to push the limits to get more tips…since college girls are fucking perverts and we live in the era of public exhibitionism you know wouldn’t happen if you were there staring?

Maybe I’m the only one who thinks like this…

Maybe…here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

CURE YOURSELF OF ALL YOUR AILMENTS….
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Oprah Hangs Out with some Weird Christians
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Luke Perry has a School Named After him….
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Beto O Rourke says we have 10 Years Left…
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Emilia Clarke n a Dumb Video
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Unusual Kung Fu Skills
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Biden Fan Falling Asleep
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Brady Brunch Star VS Anti Vaxxers….
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Hypnotizing a Rooster
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SNEAKY BIKE THEIF
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Anne Heche is Back on the Dick
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Artist Turns Sand into Rock
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Girls Are Sluts…Here’s Some Proof…
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was going to buy a website called my panties are red but started out white dot com…to celebrate the periods of the world…you know like a feminist who smears period on my face because women, maternal, fertility….LIFE..or some shit…

I know it typically means no sex, or messy sex…and if you’ve got a nice girl…it means blowjob week…but if you have a girl comfortable in your relationship and/or disgusted by you…it means no fucking anything for you fucking loser….either way…I think it would have been a lucrative venture, we could have meet-ups, maybe even an ANUAL cruise to celebrate our community….we could even do monthly dances or brunches in different city….ONCE A MONTH…like the period that inspired this stupidity..

Here are some stepLINKS….

I said…

Here are some stepLINKS

I can’t hear you…

Here are some stepLINKS

Charlize Theron Told a TV host to Keep it to His Damn Self
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Hot Power Lifting Babe Shows Off her Deep Squats Hot Ass
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Claudia Romani – THONG bikini
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This is the Miracle Elixir – That Will Solve all your Problems…
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Dead Celebrity of the DAy
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Kai the Hitchiker is Going to Jail for Murder
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Chantel Jeffries – Braless Pokies
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Emma Roberts – Hot in a Red Dress
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WOODSTOCK 50 ISN’T HAPPENING
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Crane Takes Out Overhead Structure
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Man Thrown From Boat – Full Spead
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Small Town Boxing is Going Mainstream
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Illegals Abandon Toddler in a Cornfield
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Stagecoach Festival Girls
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Man Trying to Get on Bus with ATM
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Alligator Tries to Eat Security Cam
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Weird Dutch Police Siren
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GIRLS WITH THEIR TONGUES OUT – GALLERY
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Marcia Brady is Pissed at Anti-Vaxxers
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Propane Tank Explosion
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Selfie Thief…
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SO MANY BUTTS
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Woman Describes a Time the 2nd Ammendment Saved her
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Man Crosses Flooded Bridge….
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Rachel McCord Nipple
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Protester Attacks Police – Pretends to be the Victim
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Gabriela Giovanardi – Hot and Naked
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Jackie Cruz – White Bikini
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Coyote of the Day
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GET THIS MULTI TOOL THAT SCREWS and SMOKES and Helps You Drink…
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Hangover Patches that Work….
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Our Favorite Thing to Dab With…
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Melissa Ordway – Some Blonde Slut Getting Coffee
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Jamie Chung – Bikini
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Dove Cameron at Some Disney Perve Shit
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Amber Gutierrez in a Thong
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Nicole Rihcie in a Bathing Suit at Jazz Fest in Nola
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Brooke Burke Promoting Bullshit in a Bathing Suit
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Martha Hunt – Skinny Legs
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Ambrosio in a Tight Dress
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Lily Collins in a Weird Dress
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Anne Hathaway is Dog Shit
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Salma Blair Putting Her Retardation On
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Dua Lipa – Out Partying…
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Margot Robbie – Is very Overrateed
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HUGE Ttits on the Treadmill
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Amazing Booty Girl in a Thong Bathing Suit Showing her Amazing Booty
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Anatasia Got them Good Big Tits
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Some Tessa Thompson Chick – Totally Nude
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Naughty Amateur Likes her Butt Play of the Day
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Reddit Amateur – ASHESTITS
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Hot Amateur Named Yerin…
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SELF PLEASURER OF THE DAY
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FUCKING ON THE FERRIS WHEEL
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No Hands / All Throat…
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Crystal Klien – Spread Legs
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Best Pic You’ll See All Yearr
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CHUBBY GIRL HAS THE BIGGEST FUCKIGN TITS
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Cassidy Banks and her Big Tits Meet a Burglar
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Cam Girl Spreads Legs
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Angel Constance – Hot and Nude
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Sophie Venus – Shows Her Venus-gina
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Greek Next Top Models are Slut
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2019

Apr

Britney Spears Fat Ass in Sweat Pants of the Day

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I was going to say here’s Britney Spears with a fat ass in Sweatpants, because she’s got her period, but then I remembered she’s old enough to be menopausal..

Also, her fat ass in sweatpants is just a testament of how quickly she let herself go in her mental breakdown…are they sure they sent her for treatment, and not an all you can eat buffet…RIGHT..

I am digging the thickness, strong legged girl….because she’s Britney, a legend and hot…

I am not digging the fact that she’s a fucking prisoner in her own family….who mooch the fuck off of her stardom like the white trash that found a cash cow that happens to be their daughter….you know it’s not the first time white trash sell off their daughters for money…it’s a white trash formula…it’s just the first time it’s been done publicly and for pop music not sex.

I feel for Britney…I’d like to FEEL Britney.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW