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2019

May

Milana Vayntrub Big Cleavage in her One Piece of the day

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In an era of all fat chicks thinking they are hot chicks…and all fat chicks having the same attitude as hot chicks….it is nice to see a girl in a one-piece bathing suit…because as fat chicks try to perpetuate their lie of being hot chicks…bikinis are used far too liberally and with that comes a fucking lot of gut hanging over bikini bottom weirdness that is neither interesting or fun to look at…but is fully fucking repulsive…

I am not saying fat chicks shouldn’t get fucked like the rest of women, or that dudes shouldn’t find fat chicks hot in the privacy of their own home at 3 am when drunk….I am just saying keep it to your damn self and if you NEED to be in a bathing suit, and you shouldn’t ever NEED that…..wear the fucking one piece..

Let Milana Vayntrub guide you…and she’s not even that fat…but her titties are.

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2019

May

Josephine Gillan Nude for Game of Thrones of the Day

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Josephine Gillan nude getting fucked and killed for all you Game of Thrones nerds….

I assume this happend on Sunday Night, when Game of Thrones airs, and when all of social media goes nuts for the shit, because people are all fucking drones and into anything that is popular…but maybe, just maybe there is a chance that it is great, and that I am just hating on it cuz of dragons, when really there’s more to it than dragons, but from my experience having dragons in anything is enough reason, it overpowerrs everything else, and becomes pretty much all there is to something…

But I can appreciate tits on TV, so 3 days late, here’s the tits from the show.

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2019

May

Idiot Girl Playing Chicken with Cars Before Dying and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Throws Concrete Block at Officerr

Woman Tackles of the Day

Chiropractor of the Day

Shitty Time at the Gas Station

Restaurant Brawl

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like that no one cares enough about me to frame me as a sex offender…you know they save that for the real assholes…the non existent assholes go right under the fucking radar….it may help that I try to talk to as few people as possible and that I have a limp impotent non threatening phallus…but still…it feels like a win, and when the only win you’ve had to date is losing at life…I take what I can get…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Cheer Booty in Slowmo
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Freakish Free Cam Sluts
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Haley Baldwin thinks her Critics are Cruel…Then why is she in position to be a Critic?
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Dude Loses 200 Lbs…Body Makes a Gross Sound
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Para Glider vS Dust Devil
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How Many Stars on the American Flag – Quiz
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Handicapped Dude Does Pull Ups – If You’re Into That…
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Dude Training for Fishing
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Naked Flexible Bitch on the Beach
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Invasive Species of the DAy
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The Perfect NERF Shot
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Dude predicts his Wipeout
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Valet Caught Joyriding
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Pussy maintenance – NSFW
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Fish Losing Its Shit
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Watching a woman strip down into her bikini is always fun, especially when she’s fat and you get to ask yourself who advised her to do that, or wear that, or to be confident enough to buy that..but I guess with all girls being fat, there are no standards or limitations of what these fat bitches are up to….from online dating sites that aren’t even fetish sites, where they don’t even CATFISH people anymore, but instead put it all ou there….to strip clubs and working as waitresses doing things you used to be hot to do…all while acting hot, entitled, empowered and too good to fuck you….when we used to rely on fat chicks to manipulate, take advantage of, and all that other good stuff that we liked about them….mainly blowjobs…when they’d fuck you like it was the last time they were ever going to fuck, sucking themselves off you like it was the last fucking supper, or the last piece of pie and they were on a timeline to get every last calorie in…but now they know they have options…it’s totally leaving the world…and probably beds unbalanced…

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Anne Heche a Happy Non-Lesbian
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Dude Attacks a Woman in a Restaurant
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Zoe Levin Unbuttoning Shirt
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A List of the Obama Productions as Part of their Big Netflix Production Deal
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Halsey Pokies
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Huge Herpes Outbreak at Stagecoach….
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Carane VS Google
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Hilary Duff at an Event….with Shoulder pads…
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A bunch of Drunk Fucks
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Brilliant 70th Birthday Idea
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Ana Braga – Underboob
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Drone over Nuclear Implosion
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Lil Kim Looks Nuts
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Ellen Page – Dyke
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Inside the last Blockbuster
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Paraglider Hit by a Dust Devil
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Lisa Appleton Fishnets
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Burger King Drive-Thru Explosion
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Truck Carrying Unsafe Load
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Mechanics Drop a Truck in Thailand
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Valet Caught Joy Riding
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Cage Fighter goes After Cop
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Dude Drinks Gutter Water
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See Through at the Latin Music Awards
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Olivia Holt – Slutty Top
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Jackie Cruz Bikini
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Anne Winters – Slutty Top
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Christina Applegate – Lives
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Virgin of the DAy
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STACKZ BOOTY COMES WITH A WARNING…
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Naked Muslim Girls – Amazing…
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Britnsh Women are the Worst
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Public Acts that Make you a Whorre
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Shasta has Awesome Black Tits
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Redit Amateur of the Day
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So Spread I can See her Uterus
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Canadian Reddit Amateur
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Lesbian Gallery
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Awesome Fuckign Ass
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2019

Apr

Kaia Gerber Hard Nipples of the Day

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Is Kaia Gerber 18 yet?

You fucking perverts out there on the internet sexualizing Cindy Crawford’s daughter like you were Cindy Crawford…..you know stage parenting her so that the daughter has a life of her own doing what momma did in the model world, despite not ever needing to work since her dad sold his tequila company for hundreds of millions of dollars and momma is Cindy Crawford, who also has fat bank accounts…so instead of buying her way into college to get her an education where theat she could made a difference in the world…they have her out there doing modeling, the least skillful thing a person can do, just sit and pose like mommy taught you, to keep mommy’s legacy alive as mommy rots into her 60s….as women do.

The whole thing, very weird….but I see I bright future ahead for her….one filled with nude artistic shoots because that is what models do….

I just don’t think she’s 18 yet, and just cuz that didnt’ stop her momma, it should stop you. Sicko. But it wont’…Sicko.

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Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2019

Apr

Anja Rubik Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Anja Rubik is an old timer titty model, who I guess doesn’t see herself as a titty model, but rather a titties for fashion model, or maybe even a fashion model….because she’s tall and works for fashion brands…

All titty models like to be considered more than just titty models…so they partner up with luxury brands…because no one likes to reduce themselves to their nakedness even when they are reducing themselves to their nakedness…so the luxury brands get to really officially polarize their titty modeling to be more than just tits….to being something big.

Not that we care about any of that, we’re just here for the tits.

Keep up the good work – Old Timer.

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2019

Apr

Maddison Brown Wet Bikini of the Day

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Maddison Brown is an actress who was in the shitty remake of Dynasty and here she is showing off herr shitty body….

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2019

Apr

Olivia Munn Wet Tits of the Day

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Olivia Munn is an annoying scam who makes a lot of noise around herself in efforts to get people to notice her, and apparently it worked, people noticed her….

She basically milked the fuck out of the NERD population that watched her as a TV host, and managed to suck some producer cock to get cast as an actress after hosting, something I assume Maria Menounos and Mary Hart wish they did….she then came out against sexually assault, playing the victim, as an excuse for why her acting career wasn’t as lucrative as she wanted it to be. Shitty victim attitude can’t accept that she’s low level….I mean even her TV hosting wasn’t on an actual network…

Now, she’s out there planting stories, posing in her bikini, doing whatever she can to get noticed, to make noise around her, and it’s all so silly…but I figure if there are tits being put out there, who am I to not endorse this behavior because this quest for fame through shameless half nudity is what I like about Hollywood..the only thing I like about Hollywood…and I don’t even care about that since there’s naked girls everywhere we don’t need these self-important ones getting in the way of that….Go Local!

Here are what her tits look like under that wet bikini top

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2019

Apr

Top 10 Instagram Ass of the Day

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These are some of the best asses we found on instagram this week….because instagram is a porn site owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who along with wanting all the money in the world, also got all the access to the hot chicks and their DMs that he can personally go through on a daily basis and see what kind of conversations they are having, and what kind of nudes they are sending…you know put himself on the BCC motherfuckers….there’s no way he doesn’t do that…there is no way he doesn’t personally log into his favorite celebrity’s account and see the conversations they have as he robotically jerks himself off…

It’s just interesting that I post this and I’m a porn site that ROCKSTARR GAMES won’t advertise on…I’ve literrally been rejected by them for being too hardcore when they have a game that involves cunt punching hookers…

Yet Instagram promotes this, a publicly traded company and it’s fucking all good for the shareholders….

PORN COMES IN ALL FORMS…and I guess so do you…

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