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2019

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Sitting outside the known whore motel in my neighborhood is my new hobby.

I like to see all the gutter trash that rolls through getting their corporate rate to get their fuck on for money

Last night I saw one toothless hooker with a shoulder tattoo and a pair of very skimpy shorts, definitely worth the 50 dollar blowjob dude just scored….she actually was skinny with some fat tits and despite the smell of AIDS, she was almost decent…at least compared to the 300 pound looking thing that came along and you know she was about the same price…there is no equity in 50 dollar blowjobs..like instagram whores, it all comes down to marketing…like that 300 pounder could charge by the pound in the right circles, but it’d be select audience…this way she can just bang it out in volume…why do 1 chubby chaser a night for 400 dollars when you can do 10 people who just want to get their dick sucked…plus the more dudes these whores get the better they seem to feel about their broken selves….unless that’s just the crack they are smoking.

Either way, it’s interesting to watch….my kind of bird watching…soon I’ll be like birders in the park with my 1000s of dollars in camera equipment, some fold out chairs really to really integrate with the natural elements surrounding me…

Whore Watching. Always fun.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ricky Schroder Punched GF in Face – Gets Arrested
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Woman is Too Fat for a Zipline
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Sara Underwood Naked….
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Alex Trebek’s Cancer Update
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Naked Chick for Playboy of the Day
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Interview with Border Patrol Interrupted By Abandoned Babies
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Woman Desn’t Like Men Who Use Public Urinals
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Showtime Makes a Series with Kanye
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Disappearing Rubiks Cube Trick
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Phoebe Price in Lingerie
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Paula Abdul Las Vegas Residency
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Biden Confronted about His Hands
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A Bunch of Stacked Girls
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Karma Car Wash
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Woman Loses it on Cheating Boyfriend
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Interviewing People on the Worst Street in Canada
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Dude Trolls the PD
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Chanel Iman Reveals Racist Reason She Ended Relationship with another Titty Model
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Chick’s Failing to Make an Entrrance
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Sonic the Hedgehog Looks Like Some Garbage
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Crash Testing a 2 Million Dollar Car
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Celebrity Pussy Wedgie
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Big Booty Jiggle in Leggings
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Olivia Munn – Trash Ass in a Bikini
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Nip Slip By the Pool
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Painkiller / Anxiety Killer / Get Off Big Pharma / Support the Plant Life
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Hangover Patches that Work….
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Kelly Gale – Victoria’s Secret Girl in her Catalog Pics
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Everything at the Billboard Awards
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Madison Beer in Shorts
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Elle Fanning in a White Dress
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Katy Perrry and her New Face
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Margot Robbie in Shorts
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Delilah Belle in a Bikini
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Sophie Turner in a Magazine
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Tiffani Theissen Lives
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Eva Longoria in a Tight Dress
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Sarah Silverman in Shorts
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From stepSMUT!!

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Public College Titty Flash
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Cam Girls Do Some Crazy Fucking Things for Money
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Amazing Tits and She Knows It
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Collection of Ellen Von Unwerth’s Most Nude Photos
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Window Washer Gets a View…
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Three Ways to Act Like a Slut in Public….
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Girl Tanning herr Ass
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Big Tits Fall Out of Shirt
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Bitches in Leggings
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Slutty Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Slutty Selfies
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Mini Diva Oils her Tits
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Nerd Sells Test Answers for a Dick Suck
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Belly Buster….
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Auto Pilot Tesla Porn….
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Lesbians….of the Day
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Naked Hayden…
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Slutty Changing Room Selfies
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Fisting Fail….
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Naked Kayslee Collins and Her Tits
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This Sums up Soccer….
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Naked Veronica De Souza
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Chicks with Day….
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2019

01

May

Faith Schroder Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Faith Schroder, is Ricky Schroder’s daughter who has taken her dad’s barely celebrity last name, but access and LA based attitude to the instagram, where at her mother’s stage mom direction they produce whore content, cuz ultimately the woman who is getting knocked up by Ricky Schroder 18 years ago is obviously on some other level of a take what she can get fame whore who wanted to be famous, but who instead fucked her way to a life in LA…but not at the A-List….this would have been 10 or more years after he was famous on TV…either way, she has the skills and values needed to create whateveer this is, or at least have the control over her daughter’s diet so she doesn’t get fat and the contacts at the medical spa to get her face jacked up…cuz it makes for a fun project to do as a family….you know in efforts to be the next Kardashian….in a sexualizing of your kids that is fucking weird…but that you don’t mind cuz you sexualize everything…even that sandwich you ate for lunch….sick fuck.

Here is the terrifying mother who I thought was the sister with no facetune because all these teen girls really look 60 now..

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2019

01

May

Slutty Fishing Girls of the Day

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Fuck yeah…is it Fishing Season Yet?

Hot Chicks fishing is the biggest deal, since Fishing is the biggest fucking sport in the world, I know this because I met a guy in the dog park who was planning a uge fishing community online all because he read that fishing was the number one sport and at the time had no rerprersentation on the internet, smart logic.

What he didn’t realize at the time, was that people who fished were more than likely not online at the time, it was before smartphone hype and if they were, facebook was enough for them to connect with other fishing buddies…they didn’t need him….so it never worked out…but at last I learned that people like to fish…if you teach a man to fish he’ll eat for life or some shit….which is probably why I see a lot of homeless people fishing in a gutter canal near my house….

As it turns out, hot chicks also like to fish, or at least like to be on boats, where they play it up for all the dudes who fish – use every angle – since there are a lot of dudes who fish….and find this hot….cuz it is..

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2019

01

May

Delilah Belle Hamlin Wet Bikini of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s daughter, who when she got her period Lisa Rrina took her to the face injection spa to make her look more like her mom, a muppet…which isn’t all that unheard of in LA and really the rest of the world because these face injection clinics are fucking everywhere and you can’t leave your house without seeing a girl, a young girl, often times a decent looking girl look like a muppet…

I see girls who work at the coffee shop with fake lips…that means with their 10 dollars an hour, they are getting their faces jacked up, so imagine if you’re mom’s a vapid Soap Opera star competing with all the other LA moms to have the best LA daughter, you can guarantee you’d end up with something like this, out there in a bikini at her stage mother’s direction, to get paparazzi coverage so that people care, and that so business comes in..because you can’t have a daughter who doesn’t reduce herself to her body and be someone from LA…it just doesn’t wok….

So here she is living that vapid, useless but half naked dream..and that shit works for me..cuz I like tits.

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2019

01

May

Busy Phillips Bikini of the Day

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Busy Phillips is repulsive, but like many

Busy Phillips is repulsive, but like many repulsive girls who have made it as actors and are on TV, because TV needs ugly girls to make their shows more realistic, while I’d be perfectly happy if only hot people were TV……she’s out there with confidence, being quirky and silly, unfortunately in a bikini that she’s not ashamed of showing off….even though she should be…because she’s made it, she’s rich, she’s working, she’s confident and even if she never gets another acting job again, she’s set and can go back to her hometown wherever she was destined to work the Walmart cash….and feel like she’s won…

Well as it turns out, she seems have a boner, and she seems to be showing off her boner and that’s pretty fucking weird, but I guess it just goes to show you just how cocky she is.

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2019

01

May

Barbara Palvin BTS Underwear Shoot of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

But thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, it’s usually a product of circumstance, and more importantly, even fat chicks don’t want to look at fat chicks…

So the brand compromised, looked at all their bigger girls over the years and thought, well we can bring back Barbara….she’s got nothing else going on and she’s from Hungary, she’ll take what she can get with no real resentment like most people would have….if she doesn’t they’ll just show her pics of war torn Hungary and threaten to send her back like all mail order bride husbands do…

So she has been re-hired, and they got her working harder than ever.. Living that fat ass dream.

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2019

01

May

Ashley Greene Erased her Face in this Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Ashley Greene is one of the forgotten ones from Twilight, who I don’t even think had a main part in Twilight, but who was able to leverage Twilight to the paparazzi like she mattered.

She also dated a Jonas brother when they were still Disney TWINKS and had to pretend that they all had purity rings to fight pre-marital sex, an interesting angle but it was before porn went mainstream….

So there was a minute of her having a lot of hype, then she disappeared but I guess found social media, and like all 35 year olds on social media found an app to blend out her old haggard face….only she’s not veery good at that app and virtually erased her damn face….

I see these kinds of pics on facebook more than IG, cuz people on IG are a little more skilled in their face tune….they are younger and more dialled in…but like an old timer in the 80s taking a computerr course to be relevant at their job, bitch should look into some youtube Tutorials on her next attempt to whore herself out on social media…you know if you’re gonna do it, do it right.

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2019

01

May

Nina Josephine’s Weird Nude Shoot of the Day

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Yay – Weird black and white nudes of someone you’ve never heard of….Nina Josephine…..because we live in an era when every girl gets naked..and we’re at a point where knowing their back story or why they get naked is absolutely irrelevant…it’s a whole no artistry or intelligence is needed anymore…your butt shots on your social media feed get 100 times more likes than anything meaningful so reduce yourself to your body as a general rule cuz you’re young and stupid and don’t know what having substance besides all that cum at your gangbang cuz you grew up on porn and that is normal to you….is.

Point being, I like that all women seem to reduce themselves to their bodies…because it’s more fun to watch than seeing them do anything of value.

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2019

01

May

Olivia Wilde (that’s not her real name) in a Photoshoot of the Day

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I have seen some Olivia Wilde movies, and I actually like her. I think she does good. Obviously acting is a joke and it is hard to fuck it up, but there are actors out there who I see in movies and I just hope for an accident on set to fucking off them, or permanently shut them up, or maybe a scandal that erases them from the industry…like Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick….

But Olivia Wilde has someting nice going on about her, it’s just not her real last name, that shit is terrifying….Cockburn…Olivia Cockburn…Cockburn…the basis of every nightmare I’ve ever had since that time I tried to fuck a fresh out of the microwave pizza oven….Cockburn…like the time I used Nair on my balls…and fell asleep….Cockburn….like an Indian Sunburn…which I guess is racist now…from a gnarly handjob….

What I am saying is – I get why she went “Wilde”…..

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2019

01

May

Drea De Matteo Bikini of the Day

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Drea De Matteo used to be so hot..when she was Adriana La Cerva on the Sopranos before she got merked for SNITCHING….not that I ever watched the Sopranos but I’ve seen a few episodes….

I always get her confused with Ellen’s lesbian wife who figured dating Ellen now that Ellen is worth hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars for being the fluffy, accessible, lesbian that people seem to love, after the same people at the TV networks pulled the plug on her show all those years ago for rbeing a lesbian, she’s now being used by them for being a lesbian, in what you’d think most people would say “fuck yourself media for turning your back on me” but instead she soullessly gives into them for a cash payment…further proof that all these people on TV are fucking disgusting money grubbing assholes….with no real spine…just do whatever they need to do to get paid….sell out fuck.

As it turns out, she’s not Ellen’s lesbian wife using Ellen for her money….a fair-weather “I’m a dyke if the dyke I’m dyke for is rich”…..and it also turns out that she may be older now, a mom of a fw probably..and she can still pull off a bikini…which I think is real success!

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