DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2019

16

May

Selena Gomez New Face and Tits of the Day

In and out of Rehab consistently – because she’s an entitled spoiled rich as fuck famous girl with a terminal disease that hasn’t taken her out yet…but it has taken out her Kidney….Selena Gomez…has no officially killed herself as other suicidal unstable people who have it fucking made but are too vapid and self involved to realize that none of the bullshit they are sad about matters…they are rich and famous and can fucking move to a rock in the Caribbean to TAN for the next 40 years and be fine…instad they are all caught up in all their mansions..and Bieber and his marriage to someone who isn’t her..cuz she’s a child…a child dickmatized by the BEEBS and unable to function without it…

So instead of killing herself officially, too vain for that….she has reinvented herself, by rebuilding herself into a whole fucking new person…is this even Selena Gomez…who cares…it is better than it’s not…really…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2019

16

May

Noah Cyrus Slutty of the Day

No Comments »

We live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…

She doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rater just a vapid twat with a money making dream…narcissism and an ego despite being the least favorite and least successful of the sisters…and I guess Money….money that carries them wherever they need to go.

She’s the Haylie Duff, the Bella Hadid, the Ashlee Simpson, the Jamie Lynn Spears…the sister with issues who thinks that just cuz her sister does it she can do it..

Miley has inspired a generation of girls to get their vaginas out there on the internet, but none more than her actual sister..who is unfortunately…ugly as shit….save the Miley for Miley….it’s not a FAMILY thing…even if their mom was some stripper slut in Nashville before trapping Billy Ray sperm in her uterus.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:noah cyrus|SFW

2019

16

May

Nikki Bella Nip Slip of the Day

No Comments »

Nikki Bella is some WWE stripper trash, and she’s flashing her nipple….

I have been to WWE events thanks to being gifted tickets and that shit is weird, but I am also the kind of dude who even at a young age – knew that people into wrestling were queer. I couldn’t understand when I was young, why anyone would watch half naked men play fight….unless they were a queer, but then again it was in an era before Stacy Keibler….when the WWE realized to throw tits into the mix to stop confusing redneck homophobes…and Italian first generations…because those seem to be the target market for the sport…

Unfortunately, they took the Trashy route, like 2000 PLAYBOY, where as long as the bitch had bolt on tits and looked like a stripper from the back fucking alley…she was good…just the kind of women who think they are hot, who bikers think are hot, but who aren’t hot…

Like Nikki Bella…and her nip flash.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Nikki Bella

2019

16

May

Em Rat Cow Topless of the Day

No Comments »

Em Rat Cow has created a clothing brand that targets women even though her audience is men, because she realizes that the real value in being a set of tits on the internet with a pretty huge following, is that you can start a brand that people will buy into….because like the Victoria’s Secret models, this set of tits that has a huge dude audience, also has a huge chick audience cuz chicks seem to be into following other chicks dudes find hot…to copy them and their outfits in order to be hot too…which I guess it what makes these people influencers or trend setters, even if they are really just a set of tits on the internet….because the internet audience isn’t that sophisticated and has access to a credit card…with the ability to purchase…so as long as they think you matter…you’ve got a revenue stream…

Being in charge of your own destiny…or your own brand and business…is a way to drag out this instagram bullshit and do something meaningful at least financially meaningful…instead of chasing brands to give you money..do your own brand and get money….all these tits on the internet with a following should follow her lead…

Plus it gives the narcissist something else to brag about that is directly an extension of them, put that same love into your bike shorts as you’ve got in your tits, and people may start believing your own hype.

The whole thing may be obvious, it may not be impressive, but bitch is doing it….with the tits out….unfortunately…her face and belly button still terrify me…but the tits are solid enough to carry a brand..and solid enough to stare at as they navigate the world crying for attention.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Em Rat Cow|SFW

2019

16

May

Chloe Sevigny Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Is she man…or is she woman…who knows but she’s got tits….

In 2012, when I posted this clip:

I wrote:

Chloe Sevigny is in a show in the UK called Hit & Miss. I looked it up and found nothing really about it other than this discription of her role:

Chloe Sevigny plays a transgender assassin in the new series.

Hot….

This tranny shit is out of control…soon enough they will have a gender of their own…instead of just being someone with a fucked up childhood in an identity crisis……

The funny thing is transgendered people are pissed off that she got cast as a tranny, and that they didn’t use an actual tranny, because her hard face and adam’s apple was believable enough….plus she’s confused as this hipster fashionista talent that is good to have cast on UK tv shows for ratings…even if they have to “Boys Don’t Cry Her”….but the opposite….by straping on a flacid cock instead of just strapping down her titties….

It’s like I am some kind of PROPHET…

All this to say, some people find her hot, interesting, a style icon….and I’ll admit…I liked her in KIDS when she was getting aids…

BUT I never bought into her NYC socialite, high school drop out, pretending to be a high brow artist in the New York art scene, and I always saw her as a hack, trying to be that life…a hipster before it was mainstream… and now I saw her panties ing flashed…which is better than seeing her dick…

I did buy into her sucking Vincent Gallo’s dick in Brown Bunny and taking his load…you know for the sake of the movie…to breakdown the barrier of porn and mainstream movies…while allowing Gallo to show off his cock…and the fact that all these actors are no different than porn stars…you just have to present it properly…

CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE MY DETAILED 2004 POST ON CHLOE SEVIGNY SUCKING VINCENT GALLO’S DICK – CUZ I’VE BEEN DOING THIS SITE WAY TOO FUCKING LONG

But I do like her tits.

Here are her nipples in a magazine

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2019

16

May

Tits At Cannes of the Day

No Comments »

As a quick follow up to my last post on Alessandra Ambrosio….here are the vaginas that attended the Cannes film festival. The high profile pussy that was brought to the luxurious event to help close deals cuz dudes are weak when it comes to women and they all fall into the trap of pussy…the pussy trap…

Some are sex workers, some are models and actors, which in a lot of ways are sex workers in their own right….and all are trying to look their best….for you to jack off to them.

Alessandra Ambrosio with the almost pussy flash…

Amber Heard still preying on men…

Ashlee Simpson what is she doing here..

Bella Hadid with the nude…

Elle Fanning Almost Nip Slip…

Eva Longoria still around…

Hina Khan..who…

Romee Strijd is hot..

Selena Gomez and her new face..

Shailene Woodley Goth…

Taylor Hill with the see through shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE TITS AT CANNES CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Cannes|Feature|SFW

2019

16

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Bra of the Day

No Comments »

Alessandra Ambrosio and her 40 year old Brazilian tits are out in Cannes…looking for a husband…or maybe working as an escort because there’s a huge sex worker ring scandal that went down regarding Cannes film festival…where very rich and powerful people go to one of the most luxurious places to buy movies, or finance movies, with all kinds of parties…and as any dude throwing a party knows…it’s no party unless you have that one chick who brings all the other chicks on payroll…cuz the chances of your loser ass getting girls to show up to your party is fucking impossible…

Ultimately…it’s all about the chicks….

Any ad agency exec, or marketing partnership, or big sale in any industry involving a rich person…has made deals thanks to the pussy that has been presented to him as some kind of offering in the seduction stage of said deal…

Whether he fucks the pussy or not is irrelevant, cuz he’s not the one paying for it, but the pussy is still getting paid….

So here’s Ambrosio…being that tit that softens a deal, like “shit this dude brings VS models to dinner” and makes it less homo while the men are bonding before making the deal….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2019

16

May

Josie Canseco Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s trashy daughter that he had with a Hooters waitress, which sounds about right, because most pro athletes end up with the trashiest of women, cuz athletes are just bros who get paid a lot of money and are drawn to bro things like girls who look like sex workers, that are essentially sex workers, since dating an athlete comes with the good life and a lot of money.

Point being, Josie Canseco, named after her dad cuz that’s what trash with money does, and not named after Josie and the pussy cats…has been trying to do the whole model thing for 3-5 years now.

She’s even gone nude, like in this shoot, tits that may be fake out, with a rockin body even her dad would jack off to…

For some reason, a reason I call mainstream, she is now an official Victoria’s Secret model, as Victoria’s Secret tries to scramble to stay relevant in an era where they are falling off….

A very basic, college club looking girl…now a VS model…thank god for her daddy otherwise she’d just be working hooters like her momma.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Josie Canseco

2019

16

May

Elsie Hewitt Big Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

No Comments »

Elsie Hewitt is pretty clever….do a slutty instagram nudity looking shoot but don’t show the nips, cuz full tits takes away from the mystery and half tits is like “holy shit those are big tits, I’d love to see some nip….are they small nips or saucer sized..with tits like that they could be huge…what color could they be…so many questions…

She’s some big tits from instagram who got naked on instagram and because of the big tits got a big following on instagam…and thanks to that big tits she got Ryan Philippe to have sex with her, only to take advantage of the moment and the brand association and accuse him of assault…you know get that name in the news so that you get them tits in the news and more people notice you.