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2019

30

Apr

Anja Rubik Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Anja Rubik is an old timer titty model, who I guess doesn’t see herself as a titty model, but rather a titties for fashion model, or maybe even a fashion model….because she’s tall and works for fashion brands…

All titty models like to be considered more than just titty models…so they partner up with luxury brands…because no one likes to reduce themselves to their nakedness even when they are reducing themselves to their nakedness…so the luxury brands get to really officially polarize their titty modeling to be more than just tits….to being something big.

Not that we care about any of that, we’re just here for the tits.

Keep up the good work – Old Timer.

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2019

30

Apr

Maddison Brown Wet Bikini of the Day

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Maddison Brown is an actress who was in the shitty remake of Dynasty and here she is showing off herr shitty body….

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2019

30

Apr

Olivia Munn Wet Tits of the Day

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Olivia Munn is an annoying scam who makes a lot of noise around herself in efforts to get people to notice her, and apparently it worked, people noticed her….

She basically milked the fuck out of the NERD population that watched her as a TV host, and managed to suck some producer cock to get cast as an actress after hosting, something I assume Maria Menounos and Mary Hart wish they did….she then came out against sexually assault, playing the victim, as an excuse for why her acting career wasn’t as lucrative as she wanted it to be. Shitty victim attitude can’t accept that she’s low level….I mean even her TV hosting wasn’t on an actual network…

Now, she’s out there planting stories, posing in her bikini, doing whatever she can to get noticed, to make noise around her, and it’s all so silly…but I figure if there are tits being put out there, who am I to not endorse this behavior because this quest for fame through shameless half nudity is what I like about Hollywood..the only thing I like about Hollywood…and I don’t even care about that since there’s naked girls everywhere we don’t need these self-important ones getting in the way of that….Go Local!

Here are what her tits look like under that wet bikini top

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2019

30

Apr

Top 10 Instagram Ass of the Day

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These are some of the best asses we found on instagram this week….because instagram is a porn site owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who along with wanting all the money in the world, also got all the access to the hot chicks and their DMs that he can personally go through on a daily basis and see what kind of conversations they are having, and what kind of nudes they are sending…you know put himself on the BCC motherfuckers….there’s no way he doesn’t do that…there is no way he doesn’t personally log into his favorite celebrity’s account and see the conversations they have as he robotically jerks himself off…

It’s just interesting that I post this and I’m a porn site that ROCKSTARR GAMES won’t advertise on…I’ve literrally been rejected by them for being too hardcore when they have a game that involves cunt punching hookers…

Yet Instagram promotes this, a publicly traded company and it’s fucking all good for the shareholders….

PORN COMES IN ALL FORMS…and I guess so do you…

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2019

30

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Skinny of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has fought the PUDGE…you see cuz there was a period of time when she looked like a bloated waterlogged pig floating into camp…all hairy like the monkey she is….

But as it turns out, she’s decided to go KETO with the Slim Fast Keto bars that I am sure are just using the catch phrase Keto since it is a trend that was once called the Atkins Diet, to push the Keto diet, or to get in on the Keto Diet, by offering all the diabetics of America an official sugar free bar…

I can assure you that she did not get fit like this from eating Slim Fast bars like a fat bitch on disability in her trailer park…but that it came from years of exercise, and probable fasting…eating very fucking little…which is the fastest way into Ketosis…..

BUt bitch is getting paid, and decided to do it in her panties, the way she should, and her body looks great, better than when she was posting underage pics of her massive bush in an era where bush was bad…..

So…I call bullshit on the Slim Fast bar being the reason she looks like this, but it could be the rest of the carbfree tactics she uses, and it’s a reminder to all that you don’t need to be a fat fuck dot com….if you put a little effort in…and when you ge there…post the panty pics…

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2019

30

Apr

Jamie Chung Bikini of the Day

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Jamie Chung is not the name of your favorite Chinese Restaurant…BUT MAYBE IT IS…or could be…something you’d want to eat after seeing it in these pictures soaking in salt water…seasoning that asian fish in herr panties….or maybe disinfecting it….the salty sting on the open sores that come with being an actress….from navigating the scene….you sick fucks….

I still don’t know who Jamie Chung is…but I can say with confidence…that her bikini pics may be paparazzi worthy, but keep in mind, so is Phoebe Price.

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2019

30

Apr

Bella Thorne Bra and Panties of the Day

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Bella Thorne is recently single, so like clockwork – I don’t know if this is considered “like clockwork”, I didn’t go to school but what I am trying to say is these recently single girls….asin ALL recently single girls have this magical consistent message…that they ALL have…which I guess is on some DNA level…or maybe it’s on an ego level…or maybe it’s something they come up with at their recently single period partis where they all talk about their periods and boys….and that is….when single, slut out, when recently single slut out with vengeance to try to upset the guy you were once with, even if he was a pervert circus clown looking motherfucker….it’s the one consistent thing women do….

So this is Bella Thorne trying to get even, feel hot, prove she’s hot, use her instagrram like she used to…to fill that emptiness in her soul with likes from perverts just happy to see her half naked fake titties…

It is all so silly..

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2019

30

Apr

Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day

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I don’t know if people used to jerk off to Jojo when she was a child star on Disney….but I am going to assume that they did.

I just never found her the hot barely legal girl I wanted to spend my time looking at…

Maybe it wasn’t quite my generation, but I think I’ve consistently been aware of the “it girls” of the time, I mean I just re-purpose content from the FOURUMS WHERE PERVERTS LIVE ….and I do remember her being around, just never really taking the time to notice. It was the era of better things going on like Lohan, Britney and even gutter Paris Hilton who took the priority and attention away from this hood rat…who ended up in a series of interracial relationships, where she spent her money and lived that trailer trash life she always wanted…..

But in the new iteration of Jojo, the comeback tour thanks to social media…she’s been out here with her older girl tits…and they are large which makes her suddenly more interesting to me than she was….

So here’s the slutty selfie.

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2019

30

Apr

Demi Lovato Fat Ass of the Day

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Someone get Demi Lovato some damn opiates to curb her appetite so that she slims the fuck down….

Instead of replacing her heroin addiction, that we all know she will end up dying from eventually, all Heroin addicts do…

I’ve been friends with heroin addicts, they’ve been sober, they’ve been in rehab, they would shoot cocaine or water because it wasn’t heroin…just a series of real self involved bullshit that was very annoying to be around and when they died from their addiction, I didn’t feel like it was a disease that killed them, I felt they were asshole man children who couldn’t control their shit, and who should have never fucking tried heroin in the first place. Fuck you for calling me from Rehab and calling me a bad friend for not supporting your “recovery” you asshole…how about you figure it fucking out and don’t do heroin, then maybe you would not have did at 27

If you know what I mean…and that is that people like to diagnose themselves and be victims, instead of be winners who are in charge of them damn selves, and people like Demi Lovato being heroin addicts makes me pretty fucking sick….almost as sick as looking at her “off-heroin” ass.

All the resources in the world, fans, money, ability to do whatever she wants, yet she’s so broken she’s overdosing in her mansion…go fuck yourself…people have real problems out here…and one of them is staring at your fat ass.

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2019

30

Apr

Gabriela Giovanardi is Naked with Flamingos of the Day

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Gabriela Giovanardi is a model who has been the face of campaigns for the perverts at Guess, who loveto scoop up all the sugar babies and exchange campaigns for titty grabs, just ask Kate Upton…

She has been featured in magazine’s like Harper’s Bazaar Serbia, the single most underrated version of Harper’s Bazaar because only a handful of Americans speak serbian so they don’t even know.

She’s got over 50k instagram followers, which is the least amount of instagram followerrs any girl should have to feel some level of importance…we’re in an era of you need a million or more fuckers…

She’s posing naked with Flamingos like some kind of sexual predator, if you were to do this in the local park, you’d be arrested….but when she does it…it’s not sexual offending…but we wish it was cuz she looks like the kind of girl who you’d like to be sexually assaulted by….but I guess that’s not saying much, you’ve probably wanted to be sexually assaulted by all girls…She is hot.

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