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2019

02

May

Jennifer Garner – Mom in Leggings of the Day

Here is the ass that Ben Affleck built through multiple impregnations they decided to go though with…..I mean I guess he shouldn’t get all the credit for making this ass being the asshole drunk cheat that he has been consistently to this poor and loyal Jennifer Garner as she attempts to stay fit and hot…because I am sure being in herr 50s doesn’t really help her cause…but luckily like all moms in active wear before her…these fabrics are made sturdy…and can do some wonderful things..not that this is wonderful, but if it was naked…not in the harnesses of the pants…it’d be scary.

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2019

02

May

Charlize Theron Tits (kinda) in a magazine of the DAy

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South Africans get a lot of hate for being racist fucks that exploited black people and stole their land…and for having a high AIDS rate….and for blood diamonds, Legless Olympians who kill models and Charlize Theron killed her abusive dad and ran to America while her mom took the blame…where she was desperate to make anything happen for her, and where she met with film producers who she basically offered to do anything to get a job, and now she’s an Oscar winner thanks to playing a serial killer, that was easy to do cuz she already had her dad’s blood on her hands….PROVE ME WRONG…

Well, here she is killing, like she killed her dad, it in a magazine, looking old as fuck, but I still remember when she did Playboy, a roommate had it laying around…and she was pretty hot…it was 1997…that’s a long time ago…where she’s accomplished everything, and I’m far less of what I was then….because life works out differently for each of us.

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2019

02

May

Braless Ariel Winter’s Big Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter, who is recently restructured with what looks like a new face, not a good face, just a new face, that has a little more of a jawline than her old face, that was more of a neck…..and that looks like a new body, not a good new body, just one that is about 40 pounds less thick in the gut area than her recent fat body she rocked for a bunch of years….and was working out consistently with….so you know some money went into this…plus she had her tits done at 16…not scared of cosmetic surgery, and really based on her look should invest in more..

Big rebuilt tits with no bra though…

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2019

02

May

Anne Hathaway is Dog Shit in a Magazine of the Day

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Sometimes I just need to look at pics of Anne Hathaway …. in a professional photoshoot…with top photographers and make-up people and lighting because she’s out there promoting something and is a big big Academy Award winning scam that is a reminder that the Academy Awards are a scam..to remind myself that she’s an overrated pile of dog shit…

That’s all I have to say about that.

: Anne Hathaway Shape Magazine https://app.asana.com/0/32923395333443/1120497475792052/f Credit: Jason Kim for Shape

: Anne Hathaway Shape Magazine https://app.asana.com/0/32923395333443/1120497475792052/f Credit: Jason Kim for Shape

: Anne Hathaway Shape Magazine https://app.asana.com/0/32923395333443/1120497475792052/f Credit: Jason Kim for Shape

: Anne Hathaway Shape Magazine https://app.asana.com/0/32923395333443/1120497475792052/f Credit: Jason Kim for Shape

: Anne Hathaway Shape magazine https://app.asana.com/0/32923395333443/1120718171870895/f Credit: Jason Kim for Shape

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2019

02

May

Ashanti Almost Nipple of the Day

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Did Ashanti sing the song “Put it on me”?

Why do I remember that?

I don’t ever remember listening to it, or thinking she was hot yet here I am a decade or more later posting pics of her tits on her bikini with that song in my head…all because these record companies hired the best scientists to figure out what sounds program us…even sounds we don’t actually hear…pushing messages into our minds…telling us what to buy….there are reasons…there have to be reasons why songs hit the top 10 chart…why I know Lady Gaga and Katy Perry lyrics without actively listening to them….

But I guess the tits make for a good distraction from the evil media…but barely a good distraction cuz her old face…is looking old faced….

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2019

02

May

Kate Mara Fucks Ellen Page Topless of the Day

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Kate Mara and Ellen Page are doing some dyke shit in some movie or TV show they are obviously dykes in. Some coming of age dyke story so that the movie companies feel inclusive to all people so they can’t be criticized when dykes start to protest not having proper representation in the media…despite dykes being fucking everywhere and that whining is just typical dyke behavior…because ever dyke I’ve met has been angry…maybe cuz I have a penis, or maybe cuz they don’t get penis…but instead use penis shaped things…totally logical and further proving the series my homeless friend at the park had that dykes are just perverts, a myth, not real…but a fantasy and the women who pretend to be dykes, may really believe they are dykes, but are only there by choice…either cuz of bad relationships with men for whatever reason…or because it’s cool…or because they got ate out by a girl once and they came from it, while dudes don’t grasp how cunt work, which again just furthers the point that they are perverts…

Ellen Page an outspoken dyke, recruiting Kate Mara into experiment with being a dyke, like a high school gym teacher on her star Volleyball player….all while everyone involved in this tit on tit shit they probably inflate and think is important…when it’s just sensationalized shit for marketing…exploiting lesbians…good thing they don’t actually exist…they just think they do.

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2019

02

May

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna is a bad girl, out there being richer than anyone has ever been on her Island, except maybe Simon Cowell who uses Barbados as a tax shelter, and that dude who’s daughter married that dude who everyone fell in love with due to his mug shot, and I guess a lot of other British Billionaires who call Barbados home….but she’s definitely the richest and most famous local, one who was destined to be a hooker at the local Karaoke bars for the tourists, and who is rumored to have been a hooker to the tourists, working the luxury resorts not owning a 50 million dollar house on the luxury resort, treating the locals like shit cuz she feels better than them for making it, going home to parade all her goods..and now selling underwear…where she parades all her goods..

Now in Patois….

Rihanna a bad gyal out there being richa dan anyone ave eva been pan har Island except maybe Simon Cowell who uses Barbados as a tax shelta an dat dawg who\’s dawta marry dat dawg who everyone fall inna luv wid due to fi him mug shot an mi guess nuff oddah British Billionaires who call Barbados home but she\’s definitely di richest an most famous local one who did destined to be a hooka at di local Karaoke bars fi di tourists an who rumored to ave been a hooka to di tourists working di luxury resorts nuh owning a 50 million dollar yaad pan di luxury resort treating di locals like shit cuz shi feels betta dan dem fi making it a guh home to parade all har goods an now selling underwear weh shi parades all har goods

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2019

02

May

Morena Baccarin – Back of the Day

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I never remember this Brazilian actor but after looking her up, I saw that she was in all kinds of ridiculous nerd shit(Stargate, Serenity, V, FIrefly) and seeing as this is a blog, and no matter how fucking rock and roll I am….and no matter how many hit songs I have, and no matter how many porn stars I have sex with….and by pornstar I mean homeless woman looking for a place to shower and sleep….I will forever be a loser with loser audience looking for tit….it’s the internet….this is a blog…so her’s Morena Baccarin’s back…you know taking things to a weirdo place than a blog already starts out at….

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2019

02

May

Juana Burga Nude Model Topless of the Day

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Juana Burga is a Peruvian model! She has a wikipedia page! Which means she’s accomplished so much than the young instagram girls have done. She’s living the dream, because in the world of slutty girls on instagram, a wikipedia page is that stamp of approval that means they exist….

She’s got 100k followers, which is small time in the instagram game, but thanks to that WIKIPEDIA and the fact that she gets paid work…she can play it off as “just something I do for fun”…rather than something she obsesses over and strategizes on all day with various nudes by various photographers to get big on the Gram..

They say she’s an actress and activist and that she is the only Peruvian fashion model to walk in New York, London, Milan and Paris Fashion Week and was recognized as the most successful Peruvian model of all time….her nickname Machu Picchu….and here she is showing herr Machu Picchu.

Nice. Work.

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2019

02

May

Jourdan Dunn – Model in a Nipple Dress of the Day

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A few days ago – a model named Jourdan Dunn – went out to an event in a see through dress with her dark nipples out….for all to see.

People cared.

I was not one of those people.

But I do like black girl nipples and have since I was a young kid reading a magazine in the school library that was seen as informative and educational but that I was just into for the tits…I won’t name that magazine cuz people will call me racist…even though it really isn’t…it was just the spot for the tits….they just happened to be black tits…that I loved staring at…which is actually the opposite of racist…

So I guess there’s that.

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