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2019

20

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Forever….because this should be a memorial post for her fans…in a she may not be dead, but she’s dead as a bikini model, so look at her in her glory days, or in an era before she was 40 fucking years old and in a bikini…because she’s moved onto greater things…a tribute if you will..

But instead, it’s more a never give up, stick to the dreams, you don’t have a plan be, you just have this going for you and people seem to still care so keep it up…half naked bikini model…in her lingerie doing lingerie and bikini shit…cuz it’s all she knows, feels good at, feels confident in…

So this mom, old as fuck mom, still looking good thanks to the aging process being reinvented with cosmetic injections and fitness….is still doing what she’s always done…scared to move on…in some geriatric underwear modeling…on some Liz Hurley shit…cuz when a ho is a ho she stays a ho forever…

Here she is playing beach vollyball the other day…IN A BIKINI….

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2019

20

Mar

Josephine Skriver on the Beach in Shitty Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the woman who Victoria’s Secret built, at least I am convinced they financed her father, a gay Marine Biologist, to do some genetic testing to create a designer baby, that they got first dibs on…and it worked.

Why else would they randomly import her to America at 19 years old, and a virgin, to work for the brand…it just doesn’t add up and billion dollar companies that sell shitty mall brand made in china panties…have the power to do weird backend things like this and we’d never know…cuz we’re too distracted by all the tits they feed us daily…cuz we are perverts…

So as Victoria’s Secret scrambles to adjust to the current market, the fat chick market, the inclusive market, while being hellbent and committed to their old outdated ways….slowly sinking, closing stores, failing….they still have hot naked chicks on payroll, so let’s stare at their selfie porn, and produced porn, that isn’t quite porn but that is slutty enough…cuz it’s not gonna last forever….at least not with this brand…sluts getting half naked in lingerie..that shit will always happen..where there’s a slut, there’s an audience…

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2019

20

Mar

Julia Rose Insta Thot Driving With the Top Down of the Day

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Julia Rose is one of those girls who gets naked on instagram, has build a large audience of perverts on instagram, probably gets paid on Patreon from a handful of them looking for exclusive nude content, also probably gets paid by rich dudes in LA who like to have girls like this on payroll….covering rent or whatever….there’s a lot rich dudes are willing to do with prices they barely even notice spending cuz they are rich…

Basically living her best LA life, but doing it without actually doing porn, when she was likely destined to be a bottle service girl before turning to porn….and the whole thing is fun, cuz she does it with her tits out, in an exhibitionist just having a good time way….and that’s far better than brand friendly bitches on instagram who we don’t get see naked..

Plus she’s got some humor…riding with the top down, while her top is off…I mean it’s not genius, but compared to the comedy out there, it’s pretty close..

Here are some pics..

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2019

20

Mar

Kung Fu Master in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman VS Chairs

Man Vs 70 Year in the Gym

Husband Pushes Wife Over the Edge

Biker Boss of the Day

Vegetarian VS McDonalds

Cop VS Delivery Guy

Bra Bandit from the Car Chase…

Man Swallows Joint

Knocked Out at the Club

Jawbreaker

Car Takes a Bath

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Most days I wake up amazed I am still alive….other days I wake up assuming I am dead and that this is some Groundhog day shit where things just keep cycling out like some purgatory…that isn’t starring Natasha Lyonne, cuz she is old now and doesn’t release enough big titty content despite having big titties…that crackhead…

Day in, Day out…same shit different tits…and I guess things could be worse, I could have an actual job raping my soul…like all of you…instead I just slowly waste away waiting for my big break due to photoshopping my face on an Olympian and convincing people I’ve made history back in the 80s…because I know people are too lazy to question shit.

I do find it curious that they call Caitlin Jenner an Olympian, when she did it as Bruce…like she left that Olympian title behind when she became a woman…not that I think about Bruce Jenner or that tired evil media manipulating story that reminds you all that there is no actual god….but it comes up in my feed..unavoidable…the kind of shit making us all fucking miserable….

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Mom Flips on Gas Station Employee Over JUUL
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Cop Pulls Gun on Compliant Teens
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Ariana Grande is Giving 90 Percent of her Shit Song Money to Dead People
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Farrah Abraham – Hot Stuff
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Big Fucking Titty Flash
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Naked Kardashian…
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Brooklyn Decker Still Exists – This is her Mansion in Austin
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Hailey Baldwin – Bikini Slut
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Clever Cat
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They Say this is the Future of Drinking…
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2019

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always wanted to start a sex cult, cuz I like fucking idiots who have no brains giving m their money and sucking on my asshole, thinking I am their god, or their Messiah…cuz they are stupid fuck…I am sure I’ve said that before…but I can’t even get quality traffic to an amazing website that’s been online – daily updated since 2014….no one cares…

I always wondered what would motivate a girl to demonstrate her dick sucking skills on a plastic suction cup dick on the internet – casually…showing off her no gag reflex…in a what made her think she was good and worthy of filming it to show the world just how good she is at sucking dick….with her face in it and everything – the kind of thing your family, friends, coworkers could come across and be like “wtf is our daughter, or Melissa in payroll doing on the internet….”…

I am sure I’ve said that before, but everytime I see a bitch in action…I’m like don’t you have shame, that’s something you’d think was embarassing….

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Julia Robert Says Pretty Woman – Would Never Happen Today
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Don’t Park in Other People’s Spot
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The Real Way Blockbusters Make Money
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Rachel McCord – Yoga
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Nicolette Sheridan Speaks on Felicity Huffman Being Garbage
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Ambrosio – Bikini Volleyball
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Madison Beer – Cameltoe
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Save of the Day – Best Man Faints During Awful Bride’s Maid Song…
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Cardi B Playing a Stripper – Cuz She’s a Stripper
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Woman Married to Wrong Husband…
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Anne Hathaway – Dog Shit Boring
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Youtuber Vegan – Caught Eating Meat
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Man Saves his Wife of the Day
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Millie Bobbie Brown Gets Fucked by a Beckham
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WTF Movie Scene of th Day
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Asian Girls…
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African Shaman – Dances in Fire
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Dude Dances in Car After Accident
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Woman Doesn’t Like Black People…
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A Gallery of Awesome Ass
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Fence Scaling Fail – Video
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Youtube Rich Kid Outs Olivia Jade….
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Wendy Williams Live in a Sober House
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Don’t Get Hungover
FIGHT HANGOVERS NOW!
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Fat Ass Barbara Palvin in Underwear
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Sarah Hyland Skinny Ass in Jeans
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Ciara Got Big Cleavage
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Sluts at the Music Awards
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Anne Hathaway is So Fucking Shit
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Nina Agdal is So Fucking Shit
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Bella Thorne Bikini…
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Nude Screen Caps from Movies
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Porn GIFS in the Forum
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Alexis Ren Teaching her Tits How To Read
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Milk The Cow…
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First Date with a Millennial..
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Naked Amateurs
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Some Leaked Nudes of Celebs…
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AMateur Flesh – Collegiate Cutie…
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Big Black Bitch with Huge Tits in Lingerie
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What is this flasher doing in the mall…
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Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Right Way to 3-Way
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Naked Hiker
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A Dick Sucking Reddit Amateur
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Huge Titties
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MORE TUMBLR PORN – A DIFFERENT TUMBLR PORN
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Flat Tummy Bitches
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Mall Titty Flash
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Pee Swing
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Two Huge Tits Strip
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Mom on Pornhub Masturbation…
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Amy Reid – Stip Teasing in the Stairs
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Busty Brunette – Paris
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Jayme Langford Redhead…
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Red Devil Butthole
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4 Steps to a Great Time
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Bianca Turned into Cake
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Some Playboy Chick’s Tits
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2019

19

Mar

NOT Elizabeth Olsen Nipples in a Robe of the Day

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Apparently, Elizabeth Olsen, the big tits that took the career from the Olsen Twins in a Hollywood that fucking needed an Olsen so bad, that they took anything remotely genetically close to them….or who went after her dream as the third wheel her whole life until realizing she could make it as an actor too…you know to prove her worth….in a way that was probably more spiritually sound than having her childhood raped and stolen….and that was easy cuz of what the sisters accomplished…beyond just killing Heath Ledger…

Well…apparently…she’s in a leaked nude scandal and this is how she does her nudes…hard nips in a robe…porn to the elderly crowd…or the orderlies with elderly fetishes working the old folk home scene changing diapers…but hard nips none the less..

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2019

19

Mar

AliExpress Reviews are Porno this is the Round Up of the Day

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I started this site many fucking years ago, when posting celebrity sluts was probably 10 percent of the stuff I was posting.

At the time, I was into digging through the internet to find weirdness.

I’d find weirdness on various forums, message boards, friendster and myspace people….I’d find weird things on google images…I’d engage with weird people…answer craigslist ads…etc.

It was 2004…and the internet was still an exciting place, before big corporations took over every single aspect of the internet…leaving the weirdness censored…or something I didn’t care to promote because it would just lead people to their evil corporate grasp….

Plus, I was doing all kinds of celeb content by then, which is what people cared about, and celeb tits so abundant, they’d take up the majority of my day…leaving no time, or interest, or energy to dig for weirdness only I find funny…

But sometimes, I come across shit that reminds me of the old DrunkenStepfather….the pervyness of the internet before the mainstream became fully pervy…

Today is one of those days….

One of the biggest companies to go public is China’s Alibaba….they sell made in china shit directly to anyone, avoiding the middle man…..

Most brands use them to source products and find factories and buy shit to re-sell to you.

Aliexpress is their consumer site where you can basically by anything from Boats to dildos, bongs to container houses…they legit have everything….

Well, like funny comments or reviews on other sites, whether it’s Facebook, IMBD, YELP, wherever users interact…. ALI brings it far better….in the form of buyers taking pics in their cheap lingerie to show the fit and feel and it’s fucking legendary…

Look at some of this shit…brilliant.

STRAIGHT FROM THE PAGES OF ALI EXPRESS….

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Posted in:AliExpress Review Porno|Featured Post

2019

19

Mar

Jessica Simpson Big Fat Tits of the Day

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Jessica Simpson brought the tits….on what I hope is a pregant body…because is this is just too much BBQ now that the Weight Watchers campaign is over…it’s pretty fucking terrifying.

I mean it is terrifying even if she is pregnant, it seems abnormally large, but at least the fact that there are babies in there is a good excuse for whatever it is that is going on here….still disgusting but pregnant…natures terrible invention that makes sex, one of the greatest things have terrible consequences, and that destroys women who are otherwise hot….growing a human inside them in a terrifying and gross way…out of a scifi movie…before ripping their pussies out of them…making them obsolete…broken, shattered, done.

The only good thing is that pregnancy giving them some great big milk filled tits that in some cases can nourish the fucking nation….Jessica Simpson’s big tits are that kind of tit….so big they could feed an african village….BIG…

So just focus on those tits in this pic. It makes it better.

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2019

19

Mar

Emma Roberts Bra and Panties of the Day

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I don’t know why Emma Roberts is in her bra and panties….but I am a big fan of Emma Roberts….so I think it’s wonderful.

I don’t need thong and whore panties from instagram to appreciate a good half naked shoot.

I actually like a more subtle approach to being half naked.

It is more artistic.

I don’t know why I am a big fan of Emma Roberts…but it could be the entitled, dialled in, nepotism that just gets me excited…but it is probably more about her having a star of a father, who became a deadbeat degenerate drug addict after his academy award, before being a huge star in straight to DVD movies…you know living that Academy Award winning dream the last way you’d want to…leaving no time to tend to poor Emma…forcing her to fend for herself…eventually making it thanks to the right last name…but you know is ridden with daddy issues…rich and bratty and accomplished…the way I like it….now half naked.

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