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2019

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio got her tits out for fashion again in some fetish overalls that would be good to piss on….or cum on…or shit on…easy to wipe off I guess…another example of fashion ripping off queer fetishes and turning it into overpaid nonsense…I have known latex fetish weirdos…and they are weirdos.

I don’t think Ambrosio is into that shit, she’s more about being 40 and still pulling out her tits…that’s her fetish…

Look at how BOLT on the tits look…but at 40…how could they not be bolt on…otherwise they’d just hang to her fucking belly button….

This post is brought to you by all her face injections…gotta stay young no matter what it takes.

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2019

Mar

Ashanti Does Carnival of the Day

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Ashanti from Murder Inc with Ja Rule….What’s love….was the song….

I thought that she was one of R. Kelly’s underage girls he peed on….not because all black people look the same you racist fucks…but because I am old, disconnected, and don’t have memory retention….I don’t listen to this kind of music…and in my defense – Ashanti hasn’t done shit since Aalyiah died in that plane crash…

But she is at Carnival…all 300 pounds of her…all full of ROTI and rice….all in a slutty Carnival costume with thighs so big they could be one of the parade floats….with normal sized women dancing on them to celebrate Jesus or whatever Carnival is all about.

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2019

Mar

Woman Takes it to the Crotch and Other Videos of the Day

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Tractor Driving of the Day

Romance

Idiot at the Job

Robber of the Day

Idiot Soccer Player of the Day

Crazy Fucking Cops

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2019

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day isn’t knowing I’ve been blocked by Alyssa Milano for a decade now…

It’s that someone wrote a confession that he was molested by family members as child….to which everyone wrote their stories and sympathy and offered their support and celebrated his strength in being so open….believe all dudes….or some shit..

I just wrote “I wish I was one of those family members, you’re hot”….

And thanks to him being an older gay dude, not one of those younger gay dudes offended by everything,

The point is – if we can’t laugh at being molested when we were children as adults….what can we laugh at…

Some stepLINKS..

Orlando Bloom – Not Only Marrying a Fat Bitch – But Also Carries Dog Around in a Drawstring Bag
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Dude Throws Drink at a Car
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Someone Trying Home Repairs Now Needs a New Home…
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Cute Dog Balancing on a Ball
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Monster Hunter Narrated by Steve Irwin
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Madison Beer Midriff in a Pink Outfit
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Lili Reinhart – Big Cleavage
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Drake thinks MJ is a Rapist
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Presenter Gets Hit by Prankr
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Amazing Slow Motion Booty Shake
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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was in a store, randomly stalking a girl, in what I call following her in real life, far less intrusive than following her on the internet, plus I couldn’t follow her on the internet, I didn’t know her name and I wasn’t about to steal her purse to find out…

She had leggings on. Really tight leggings…and skinny legs…so I could see her fucking pussy when she was walking….away from me….two fucking mounds…between her legs…fully visible from behind..wile walking…..crazy.

Either way, in the store, they were playing the Brad Cooper and Lady Gaga song. Before tat moment, I didn’t realize that they played that song on the radio…and when I realized that they did…with their masterful media manipulation making all these idiots stupid money….I got mad….how dare they rape us like this…in ways we don’t even realize we are getting raped…while not letting us do any raping of any sort, not just the sexual kind, because of their laws.

It’s all designed to fuck over the small guy and to try to trick him to sing along to their brain washing music…so much so that he buys tickets to their show…

Terrible…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Fat Person Drops His Pants and Talks Mental Shit…they Say Too Much Adderall…
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Nicki Minaj Fans hate her – Hope They Kill Her
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Lea Michele Marries Gay Man
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A Whole Bunch of Asses…
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Mila Kunis Pretty Shitty Cleavage
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I wish the Jaguar ATE this Bitch
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Music Festival Light Show Brought to You By a Plane….Weird Ravers.
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Suspects Spit on Cop – Cop Knocks Him Out…
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Chance the Rapper Marries Long Term Girlfriend
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Billionaire Penis Enlargement Surgery Death
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Slutty Pregnant Kate Upton
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Jose Canseco Says J.Lo is Getting Cheated On
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Madison Beer – Birthday Whore
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Lesbian Kiss in a Movie Trailer of the Day
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Proof that ALl Publicity is Good Publicity
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Dude Filmed 3 UFOs from International Space Station…
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Dude Finds Out He’s Having Triplets
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Baby Phat Comeback
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Bruna’s Tits at Carnival
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Tony Garrn Sheer TOp
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Jennie Garth Doesn’t Send Luke Perry Tributes
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This Airport Beat Boxer is the Worst…
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Amazing Dog Dive
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Kara Del Toro – Cleavage at the Event
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School Loses Black Child
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Saw Blade Wheel on Frozen Lake
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Man with R.Kelly Sex Abuse VHS….
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Janel Parris in Lingerie Outfit
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Heidi Klum in a Silly Outfit
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Charlize Theron Legs
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Nudes from Movies – Yay!
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Olivia Wilde Looking Nuts a SXSW
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Olivia Wilde Granny Panties
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Eva Green and Danny DeVito
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Jorgie Porter Tits…
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Katherine McNamara Legs….
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Tinashe Side Tit
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Sylvi Meis TIts…
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Boring
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Mila Kunis No Hips Small Cleavag…
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Selena Gomez’s Kidney Donor
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Roxanne Pallett Bikini
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Hot Photography Featuring Russian Tits..
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Japanese Gym Glass…Looks Fun
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Black Spread Pussy with the Little Nips
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Pool Party!!!
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Tis is a Terrible Compilation Video
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Ava Adams – Huge Tits
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Sluts in JEANS….and Out of Jeans…TITS everywhere….
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Random Tumblr Porn – By Me….
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More Nude Russian Erotic Photography from Some Other Russian Photographer
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Music Festival Blowjob
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Reddit User Lexxi Ryan
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Blue Hair Dildo….
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Some Trash Having Naked Yoga
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Beach Babes…
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Grower Not a Shower – Girls Are SO Mean
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Wife at the Office….
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Luke Perry Needs to Find This Girl…
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Amateur Bird of the Day
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Tinder in Brazil
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Sneaky Couple
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Killer Naked Bitch…
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Nude Babe of the Day
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SunnyQ Naked Bitch…
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Chloe Rose – Nude and AMazing
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Riding Dirty
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Giving a Butthole Diabetes
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2019

Mar

Kelli Berglund Disney Nipples of the Day

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Kelli Berglund is some Disney Kid who is in some sexually charged new show about kids in LA being young perverts….where gay sex happens, and condoms are part of the storyline, while Kelli Berglund is on webcam letting dudes jerk off to her feed.

I actually watched it last night, not knowing what it was, but having access to a streaming platform that played it….

I saw it was created by Gregg Araki, some queer film maker who made a movie I watched back in 1996, when I was still younger and thought…oh Hollywood is moving in the right direction, they are making demented and hilarious movies like Doom Generation where some Keanu Reeves motherfucker gets his dick cut off, while Rose McGowan shows off her legendary tits…

It was one of those moments of inspiration, when I was understanding that not all movies had to be hollywood shit, and that other weirdos were out there.

Now I never went on to write twisted and demented movies, I haven’t even written porn movies, even if that was more the direction life took me…I decided to instead write a website no one reads….choices of failure are my favorite choices because success is terrifying when you’re comfy in your shitty life…not to say I’d be successful but most people in hollywood, making garbage still live in nice homes and go to luxurious places…cuz Hollywood is a scam that overpays idiots…

While Gregg went on to produce / write and direct the future in Youth Television with a more real grasp on how perverted it is…

All whilst Kelli Berglund has her tits out….exciting for those of you who watched her on Disney, which is unfortunately probably a lot of you. Sick Fucks.

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2019

Mar

Dakota Fanning Spring Break of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is on Spring Break……Woooooooooooooooooooooo living out that stolen childhood thanks to your parents and their dreams….not concerning themselves with your dreams…on some TARA REID shit…where she partied well into her 50s….getting fucking Herpes like she wasn’t passed around Hollywood at 10 years old….and like she was a normal girl living her best college life dad’s pretend their daughters aren’t living…because who fucking wants to admit that they spent years working to offer their kid a college education at 50k or more a year….stupid fucking money…only for her to get down to Mexico for some dick on dick action…knocking her up…and destroying the wholesome vision of her you have to face when she comes home easter weekend or for summer…a tainted version of your little girl…

Only Dakota Fanning is already tainted so this shit is just a good fucking time…being had by all…getting down a dirty….like the slut all girls are.

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2019

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Porno of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her Skid Row boyfiend out here taking porno shots for Instagram ….

Doing their crackhead living the celebrity life bullshit cuz girl leveraged her Disney Training and applied it to being a whore on social media…making her a professional at it….

All she did was do like so many Disney Kids before her…..giving her that competitive advantage because she was already famous from an outside source like Disney…Huge.

All she had to do is just rip off every fucking girl who wasn’t on Disney and had no fame but still managed to get naked on the internet for attention….

You know all those girls who had parents that were good decent parents who didn’t want to prostitute their children to an industry, but instead give them a normal life…which doesn’t exist, everyone is fucked up, so eventually turning that normal life to instagram to getting naked on social media…you know get that attention, fill that void but do it with the odds working against you cuz your asshole parents didn’t whore you out to Disney forcing you to fight for each and every follower…maybe getting you motivated to start a patreon or onlyfans or cam career because getting big on instagram when your parents didn’t sell you to disney is hard….but sex work is easy….that’s why everyone in Hollywood is a whore on some level or another….making Bella’s mom whoring her a logical play to get her where she is today cuz once you’ve got that audience – the getting naked part is just easy way to maintain that audience…

Tits out…fake tits probable…injected face probably…annoying, disgusting, slimy and boring definitely…but still a popular young girl in entertainment being a whore…nothing wrong with that.

Here are her bolt on tits swinging around

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2019

Mar

Lindsay Vonn Bikini for SI of the Day

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Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn…seriously her last 3-4 boyfriends have been black athletes who you know destroy her skier pussy….because these female athletes and all their squatting and injuries are masochists and the only way they feel anything up inside their dull fucking high threshold for pain perverts…is with the big black cock…

I don’t find Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn all that hot, or interesting…she’s old…but she’s an American Olympic hero and that works out well financially…

I also grew up in Canada east coast ski country, and I was sent to the ski hill everyday where I would clean the cafeteria and I’d see those racing chicks everyday, walking around in their spandex race suits, and sometimes hard nippled in Turtle Necks….or long underwear and I’d think to myself how manly they were…of course they are horny they are muscular dudes with watermelon crushing sized legs…

So maybe people find Lindsey Vonn hot…probably not racists who don’t like Snow White Turning that Milk into Chocolate Milk….

But she’s still a Hero..or is it a SHERO in this weird feminist world we are trapped in….and that is probably why Sports Illustrated has her fit…a little too fit body in bikini as she nears menopause….in what is a weird fucking fetish.

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2019

Mar

Hailey Baldwin’s Man Face Half Naked Cuz She’s a Fake Jesus Freak – a Christian Imposter of the Day

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Attention seeking, vapid and useless Hailey Baldwin is half naked again during her quest of attention seeking, despite pretending to be a Christian and everything about her is non Christian..from ego to entitlement…to what she offers the world or contributes to the world with her half naked man face…she may in her idiotic, unintelligent mind this she’s wit god on tis Journey…but she’s trash who disrespects that god she believes in – even if he’s ever forgiving.

Now I don’t believe in religion, or God…I can’t grasp the concept or the lack of evidence or data to prove it…which is why I don’t preach the word of the lord and run a smutty website no one respects…But Hailey Baldwin pretends she’s one of god’s people and but all her actions are a lie…working against it…

Looks like someone needs to go back to the Jesus Camp her dad put her in…because as far as I’m concerned this post Hailey Baldwin posted is using the LORD’S NAME IN VAIN (look down)….which is really what she’s been doing her entire public life as a daughter of second or third tier Baldwin who befriended the Hadids and Jenners and became a second or third tier instagram model….before marrying Bieber without a prenup because he pretends he’s religious also and this is what they think is God’s will because they are all fucking delusional – entitled rich kids….

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