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2019

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always love when you see the baby / family / wedding pics of girls who used to either send you nudes, or just get naked in the clubs for the club photographer, just 10-15 years ago…when they were younger, hotter, and clearly more fun….

I don’t love much…

But I love that….

Here are some morning links at noon cuz I’m a degenerate…

Lindsay Lohan is Back in the Mix
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John Wayne Bobbitt Tells His Story
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Mariah Carey Bikini
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Hot Naked Oiled Up Cam SLut
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Taylor Swift Fat Old Tits
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Woman in Vegetative State for 14 Years – Gives Birth….LOL…It’s Not Rape if She Can’t Say No….
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Rosie Huntington Mom Bikini
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Wave Takes Out Family
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The Actor Who Played JarJar Binks Opens Up About His Hard Times
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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is so queer now. I remember a time you could call a fag a fag and bully him for it..you know because if you don’t bully people…you just encourage them to get weirder and weirder and darker and darker as they cry for attention….and now that we are all about inclusivity, with no bullying, the weirdos are getting weirder and weirder and I wonder where it will all end….before society as a whole draws a line and says “this is too much”…what is the breaking point, they can’t just hate the haters..eventually they will hate what thy pretend to be supportive of….but being supportive makes everyone less edgy, less interesting, less creative, less fun….just all the fuckin same…

Wrestling Tampon Eating
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Fat Chick Calls Alison Brie a Bitch
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Erotic / Terrifying Trampoline Workout
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Dua Lipa – Yellow Tit Bikini
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Tiffany Trump Nigerian Boyfriend
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Cowboys Broken Ankle
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Emma Stone Apologizes for Pretending to be an Asian
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Chick in Bathing Suit Does Handsfree Burpee Challenge for you to Jerk Off To
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Gwyneth Paltrow – BIKINI
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Bella Thorne Braless Fake Tits
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Bikini Whore Showdown
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Craziest Guitar Ever…
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SUV over Guardrail
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Pot Smoking Lawyers
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Jessa Rhodes in Latex
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Kate Beckinsale is Fucking Pete Davidson
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Claudia Romani No Name Whore Doing Yoga Poses
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Dad Dragging Kid Through Airport
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Biggest Burnout in History
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Christian Bale Offended Dick Chaney’s Daughter by Saying he was Inspired by Satan when Playing her Dad
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Katy Perry Ugly Swimwear Cuz She’s Ugly
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Instant Justice Bike Theft
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Bulldog Wants to Check the Mail
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Ariel Winter Tights….
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Caroline Flack – Panty Flash
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Madison Beer – Crop Top – Mini Skit
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Christina Ricci Big Head
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Kim Garner Gets the Shot…
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Emily Osment Scary
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Kat Graham – Business SLut
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Hailey Bieber is a Dude
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Sarah Silverman Tight Dress – Perverts
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Bloated Face Lohan
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Some Event I’ve Never Heard of Called the Art of Elysium
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Bafta Event of the Day
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Jamie King Blazer
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cam Girls Losing their Damn Minds…cuz they Are all Mental Cases…
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Really Hot Cam Girl – Shitty Tattoos Though
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Self Shot Sluts
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Girls in See Through Clothing
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Reddit Exhibitionist Scrumptiouspie
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Hot Amateur Sluts
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A Bunch of Leaked Celeb Nudes…
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Sexy Calyspo Muse Naked
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MILF PUSSY of the Day
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T-Shirt of the Day
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Tumblr Porn Still Happens of the Day
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Natural Titty Bounce
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Sex Musical Chairs…
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Insane Hot Russian Nude Photographer!
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Fat Wife Pees on Husbands Face – Gross
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Sybil is Naked and Amazing
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Titty Squeeze
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Romance.
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Defi Got some Defi-nite Huge Tits
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Bing Bang Pussy Spread
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AMateur Naked Beach Babes
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Discounts for Porn Sites

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2019

Jan

Sarah Hyland Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland was in a bikini before the Golden Globes and apparently….her Kidney is trying to escape her body via her uterus….because whatever the fuck this body is…it’s weird…

I’ve thought Sarah Hyland was a creepy fuck for a long time….as long as she’s been famous I’ve thought something ain’t right, and not just because her boyfriend is a homosexual riding her celebrity wave…it’s good for his life, business, future after she dies and he inherits the house….

I’ve thought she looked like an adult child for the majority of her celebrity, then in the last year or so with all her face injections, she looks like a 65 year old woman…in a “something ain’t right”….but at least she’s got tits, and a willingness to show off those tits on social media – where the fans are supportive of her…

These are some of the weirder bikini pics on a celebrity…and I’ll just post them up for you to jerk off to in confusion….we all know you’ve jerked off to far worse….

Here she is showing her tits and possible nipple off for the Golden Globes

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2019

Jan

Rita Ora Shakes her Tits of the Day

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I guess Rita Ora is on vaction…a vacation where her dance involves slapping her fat tits on her social media feed for the perverts who only follow her because she has fat tits…since everything else about her is uninspiring, uninteresting…so much so that she’s been trying to be a legit famous person for a fucking decade at this point and has only now got a hit record. This is after years of hanging out in the industry, going to all the right parties, letting all the right people cum on her tits, from Calvin Harris to the Kardashians…she’s been doing it, she’s been in the scene, she’s been existing…and she’s been to every single fucking party…and still isn’t that famous…or relevant..or a hit…or famous…

It’s like Rihanna made one song and existed forever in our hearts while this bootleg table scraps last week’s kitchen garbage sort of floats on the top of celebrity like that film of oil on the toilet after you take an extra fatty shit….

But at least she’s shameless in her self promotion…slappin’ them titties like one of the many men who she fucked to get wherever it is she’s at…

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2019

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Naked of the Day

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I always tell the same Padma story, because it’s really all I know about Padma…besides that she’s a 50 year old mom with a decent body and fat tits in a bikini as often as she can….

A woman who used her looks and sexuality to get rich dudes to fuck her….the star of some cooking shows on the food network….but more importantly a woman who dated old fucking billionaires, only to get pregnant and tell that old fucking billionaire it was his kid, only for him to die of cancer and leave the kid his estate, only for the truth that the kid was actually another billionaire’s kid (Michael Dell from Dell Computers)…..leaving the kid with two billion dollar estates…making her pussy a fucking piggy bank that makes dreams come true…probably why she likes being out in a bikini as much as she does…she knows other girls shit out tampons from their pussies…while she shits out gold….

Here she is in a tiny bikini on the beach

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2019

Jan

Bebe Rexha Bikini of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is old….and has been in the industry for over a decade…writing songs for actual celebs…

She has been famous in her own skin, with her own name, making her own music for about 45 fucking minutes now….but she’s hopped on the shameless self promotion, tits out in a fancy bikini, riding that celebrity wave even though there’s not much substance to celebrity anymore, it’s all very flimsy and bullshit….posting the slutty selfies she probably used to hate seeing the people who used to sing her songs post…thinking the entire time that they were getting fame and money off her songs…and that she was best suited to perform her own music because she was the talent….pretty much the same story Lady Gaga has…songwriter turned popstar cuz their ugly asses couldn’t get a record deal despite being good enough to write songs for the hot talent of the time…

Well, here she is doing bikini selfies, like the youth, riding fame she carved out for herself, but still compelled to post bikini selfies cuz bitches like being jerked off to. Especially when they have fat tits.

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2019

Jan

Stella Maxwell in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is out there with her skinny legs to remind you all that Lesbianism is a myth…it’s a choice these women make…unlike gays who are born that way, or who realize that women are the fucking worst, who have to be wired different to take dick in their ass, or to fuck dudes up the ass, as any straight guy will tell you they’d never do that, and every fag out there will tell you they’d never not want to do it….where as lesbians are just a couple girls hanging out, masturbating together, shoving cock like things in each other….and in Stella’s case, it worked out for her…cuz she managed to get some broken celebrity women to “date” her…in their “lesbian” phase that never last…cuz they aren’t gold digging Elle’s scissoring their pussy with Ellen’s wallet pussy…they are just media hype and it got her in Victoria’s Secret…the mainstream success all slutty models want cuz it pays and feeds their ego..

Well she’s out in a see through dress being fancy for Golden Globes bullshit..

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2019

Jan

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

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I forgot about crackhead – overhyped – fake titty – fake face – Disney Kid who managed to tackle Social Media because it’s easier than you think, you just need to post slutty pics…BELLA THORNE…

She was everywhere for a solid year….then nothing…invisible…

Well apparently she’s still out there being a “boss’ doing “boss” things…like getting invited to events where she is braless in a tight shirt…because that’s about the extent of where her talent and abilities lie…I mean that and her ability to lie for the Disney Execs who her mom sold her to for the family dreams to come true….or is that lie more of a “lay”….

I don’t find this exciting, but I would like it better if her meth looking boyfriend was in the frame, drinking out of puddle he dropped his crack in, when trying to get it in his pipe….

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2019

Jan

Kendall Jenner Sister Incest of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian with their wet asses in the hot tub.

I asked a friend and pop culture expert….because I am confused by the subject and it always comes up in my mind….which is why no Christian fundamentalist crazy person, or really any crazy person has tried to kill the Kardashians. They are the biggest threat on the future of America….

He said they are too famous, not actual important enough to kill, and have too much security….to which I said “rocket launcher”….to which he said that they are pretty much untouchable…like Trump….who is also a masterful media manipulator who managed some amazing things with Social Media marketing tactics…..to which I said at least trump is entertaining…..to which he agreed…

There is nothing good about the Kardashians, their egos, their narcissism, their knowledge and expertise of social media manipulation to benefit themselves, their money grubbing, their celebrity, their marketing, their muppet faces and lipsuctioned stomachs…they are not hot, interesting or entertaining…and even when they get half naked, I’m like…there are so many hot chicks half naked…I don’t care for some overyhype, daughter of a tranny….or her hairy brown sister who is the daughter of OJs lawyer….no matter how much money they’ve managed to squeeze out of the idiots…they are still bootleg garbage to me….

Yet the exist, they continue to exist, despite being the biggest threat on America…and that makes no sense…..but I guess the world makes no sense.

Heres a throwback of her getting wet

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2019

Jan

Lili Reinhart Probably Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Lili Reinhart fucks the dude who plays Jughead on the show Riverdale, which is why you know who Lili Reinhart is….because you are like me, and don’t watch outdated Hollywood shit like the Golden Globes, because we are capable of deciphering our own decision as to whether something is good or bad and we don’t need some Gala event to give these idiots trophies to feed their egos….we spend our time on social media looking at tits, dating apps looking for sex…and in order to relate to the half retards that are too blinded by their selfies to realize what the hell is going on, you have to watch the real low quality TV they watch to better understand them, in order to manipulate them into sucking your dick…..so shows like Riverdale appeal to idiots, but people like me watch them to appeal to idiots, even though every second of the show is the fucking worst, like it doesn’t even know it’s a TV show, or how it became a TV show…they had one Season…that’s all they were prepared for and the rest has been a scramble that doesn’t make sense….

That said Lili Reinhart is the fat Betty, not the Betty I used to jerk off to when she was a comic, it was the 70s…we were easier to please….but the new generation Body Positive Plus Sized Betty….looks knocked up…all the youngs are doing it thanks to no AIDS crisis to scare them into condoms…and in this stage of her possible pregnancy….she’s got big swollen fat girl tits in a push up bra…which should fulfill your needs and wants…

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Here she is flashing her panties at the Golden Globes

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