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2019

15

Mar

January Jones Leggings of the Day

This kind of slutty behavior, attention seeking behavior, is exactly what got this bitch knocked up the time she didn’t abort or couldn’t abort, because she had way too many abortions…or maybe she kept the kid because it came with the best deal, financial gain, or fuck you to the baby daddy we have never knowns and don’t rally care who knocked her up, it’s just funny to see some old bitch dancing around on her social media to show you all how real and quirky she is..but I just find it annoying…that’s why I like photos over video…you don’t have to be fucking annoyed when looking at an ass in leggings but when girl does shit like this, it’s hard to not feel that shame in the pit of my stomach for her….even if she’s won at life thanks to her vagina…I still think she can be embarrassing…and this is the proof…

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2019

15

Mar

Jordyn Jones Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut. The new generation. Cheesy looking, but slutty looking and that alone is worth celebrating, or at least worth looking at in a bikini…because…everything is worth looking at in a bikini…

I remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, but I am old now…and like all young pussy in a bikini….

There was a time when I’d be like “She’s fat, her face is fucked, she’s got one fucking foot, she’s in a wheel chair”…and now…I’m like BRING IT…

Girl has 4.5 million followers on social media or more…and I can assume this wild and racy…is just a product of being raised on porn and social media whores…and it’s great..

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2019

15

Mar

Alexis Ren Porno of the Day

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I think Alexis Ren has decided to use her platform she created by being a whore…to do so much more…as whores do…just look at Stormy Daniels…a whore who decided to go mainstream….to finally have a voice and to be more than just a cunt that did dirty fucking things for a long time..

Because a caption to one of these pics was…

bless the people who just want to be better, do better, feel better; who refuses to give up despite the shit life pulls. we all in this bitch together…go women. go men. go earth. go all of us.

If that isn’t her laying the groundwork to start her own religion, it’s a tax write off that those influencers need from all the money they make…not to mention Kim and Kanye are starting one and these mooch fucks have no original thought. It’s some follow the leader shit and the Kardashians are unfortunately they leaders….because in case you didn’t realize…influencers aren’t influencers at all…they are just the best at biting so people think they are influencers…it’s mainstream candy coated shit with no soul…but it does have bolt on tits…

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Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2019

15

Mar

Couple Fuck in Park and Other Videos of t Day

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Parking Lot Parking Job

Fight in the Bronx

High on Drugs – Crashes Car – Keeps Partying

Mosque Shooter Taken Down….They Probably Shoulda Been Meaner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just watched TV for 5 minutes and along with all the morning news hosts looking like retired pornstars / strippers….I saw three-four commercials in a row..and all were designed for fat chicks….from woman razors, to Old Navy, to some other bullshit..all fat chicks…one even had a fat bitch with that MJ child molester Skin Disease…next up will be fat amputee skin disordered with Downs Syndrome, Diabetes …. like a bad Harmony Korine style movie trying to be as weird as it can…to show how accepting the brands are to sell plastic that is killing our damn oceans…

Fuck TV…at least with the internet news can be offset from how lame and inclusive and gross we are…with throat fucking porn..

Miranda Kerr is Going to Make Son Pay for his Car
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McDonald’s Brawl
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Playboy’s Muse of the Month
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Cow in the Bedroom
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Ladder Fail…
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Ciara on her Abstanance is Some Bullshit
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Shower Fail
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SWAN VS MAN.
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Check Out This Girl’s SOLO performance
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The Two Grossest Bitches
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2019

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone is the worst…

I was hoping the instagram take down was permanent – so that the hustle of everyone ended there…I’m talking to instagram whores…

It’s national pi day you fucking nerds and everyone likes to talk about pies today, but no one’s talking about the one pie that matters…..PUSSY.

It’s also national chips day because Pi day isn’t enough nation day….and it’s national ask a question day because CHIPS and PIE isn’t enough…

It’s also Steak and Blowjob Day because guys like steaks and blowjobs….or some nonsense…because the world is fucking nuts….

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Celebs Tweeting About Instagram and Facebook being Down is Everything Wrong in the World
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Man Grabs McDonalds Worker
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Trashy USC Briber and Influencer Slut OLIVA JADE – was on a Yacht with USC Officials when Parents Got Arrested
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Fails of the Week
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Ireland Baldwin Braless – Massive Tits
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Clelia Bikini Cameltoe
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Olivia Culpo Slutty with her Tits Out in a Dress
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Rachel McCord SLut
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Woman with her Furry Friends
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Crazy Video of Dude Saving his Dog
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A&E First Responder – Live REscue Show is Happening
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Red Tail Hawk and Owl Confrontation
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Sam Tye – Epic Boobs
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Erotic Russian Photography
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David Guetta’s Girl has a Fat Ass in a Thong
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Slutty Girls on the Bach Demonstrate kissing
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David Beckham Statue Prank
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The Aunt Becky School Admission Scam on Full House is Pretty Funny..
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Swan VS Swimmer
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Dora Madison Burge – Nip
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World Record Paper Airplane
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30 Car Pileup
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Elsa Hosk – Terrifying
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Keira Knightley at an Event…
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Jessica Alba – Magazine
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Some Maya Jama Bitch
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Carol ALT Lives
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Karlie Kloss in a Dress
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Olivia Munn – Rockin’ Tits
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Penelope Cruz Legs
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Miranda Kerr is Hotter than Katy Perry
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Tongue Out Sluts
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Big Selena Adams Boobies…
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Reddit Slut – Kitty Tiny Feets
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Monster Tits
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Girls in the Tanning Bed
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Didlo Riding Fat Ass
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Gangsta Stance
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Two Naked Chicks of the Day
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Musical Anus…
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girl Grinding Up on a Gun
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Girls Masturbating
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Pissing in the Park
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Lots of Random Tumblr Porn
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Dude Trips into Pussy
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Worst Threesome Ever
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Lesbians on the Field
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Dita Naked in Sneakers
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2019

14

Mar

Hilary Duff Swimsuit of the Day

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Hilary Duff is in a Swimsuit is the biggest thing you will see all day…

Not just because she is showing off her thick, crossfit looking, mom of two body.

Not because she is sturdy as fuck and looks like she could move heavy appliances on her own.

Not because she has high muscle tone, and high testosterone, giving her a high sex drive that got her knocked up more than one…with different men…like some kind of irresponsible heathen at the Abortion clinic not sure which dude to notify cuz they all come in her.

But because she’s Hilary Duff…and will always be relevant…because she’s Hilary Duff….and people grew up on her, like an old friend…on some vacation selfies that you’re jerking off to cuz you remember the glory days of when you were all young and you wanted to fuck her….it’s basically how people use social media with girls from highschool..only there for the vacation pics…but the celeb version and that alone is huge.

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2019

14

Mar

Helena Christensen Nude of the Day

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Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s…

She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones….

Maybe she’s a robot created in a lab before they had the technology to make Josephine Skriver…

Maybe this is some WALL-E shit and she’ll be walking the fucking earth long after we kill it…

A forever reminder that earlier Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, new and fresh, daring and edgy, controversial…and something men jerked off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog…

Smart marketing…it’s got old now that everyone is a nude model…but it’s still naked or half naked chicks and that is what it’s about.

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Posted in:Helena Chistensen|SFW

2019

14

Mar

Charli XCX Being SLutty of the Day

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Charli XCX….some UK hipster popstar shit…named after her MSN account handle..where she first learned how to send nudes…still doing the same bullshit all these years later…long after MSN stopped existing…because tits have staying power.

I don’t know any of Charli XCX’s music…

But tits have staying power and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2019

14

Mar

Bella Thorne Bolt on Tits and Bad Wig of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her bolt on tits….were in Miami…living that Disney life. Being that slimy fuck plastic faced idiot on social media, who gets mainstream work, because her team has convinced the talent buyers that she’s the voice or the face of her generation…all while looking like she stinks…

It’s hard to hate on young, masculine, women and their bolt on tits…doing anything that can to get noticed pretending they don’t give a fuck but we know the second people stop paying attention to her…she’ll be the first to have that drug overdose…

Here’s more of this pig in a bikini…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW