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2019

07

Mar

Alexa Chung See Through of the Day

Alexa Chung must be Maury Povich and Connie Chung’s daughter….the don’t need a paternity test for…because Connie Chung is a loyal bitch who doesn’t fuck around. She’s business, not pleasure…focused with her cutting interviewing skills…in a world that calls itself racist and cries all day….Connie Chung was on TV every fucking day….in the fucking 80s…we didn’t need a Crazy Rich Asians movie to tell us that we love fucking Asians…and their food…and their hard work and their knowledge….the only racists against asians are Nam rednecks who don’t like losing and no one cares about them…

Point being Alexa Chung is some insta chick, fashion blogger, possible actress, married to an actor nonsense….and she brought her nips out to the paparazzi because that’s what tits are for fuckers.

That said, it’s unfortunate that she’s got Maury’s face….

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2019

07

Mar

Elsa Hosk Holding her Little Tit Whilst Topless on Instagram of the Day

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What a little pervslut this Elsa Hosk is..

I don’t know if that was english, or maybe it was swedish…like her…a SWEDE….a Swede with her pervslut ways….

Is pervslut a word? If not it should be…one….that means bitch is slutty cuz it turns her on…and thus a perv….

My theory on all the girls on the sports team are always the pervsluts…maybe it’s the hormones, or the fitness and youth…or the family putting too much pressure on them to win…maybe it’s all the time in the shower, or the socializing amongst themslves as a team that leads them to pervslut ways…I remember growing up…all the girls on the sports teams were fucking before the other girls…I figure it was because they met people to fuck like their coaches whilst traveling….either way…pervsluts…

Elsa Hosk once was on a sports team before becoming a model….in Sweden I like to think all their female Athletes look like this…I don’t watch the Olympics enough to know if that’s true….but I do know one thing….pervslut got her tit in hand.

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2019

07

Mar

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is a hairy broad…

I googled her last week, because I saw some other cunt on social media with the name XCX at the end of her name and I thought it was some sort of slut code that I should be privy to.. I got on that Urban Dictionary hustle, thinking it was like the whole escort world acronym – like DD/LG or something that’s like DIRTY DADDY / LITTLE GIRL – or other sex work slang that used to make reading backpages (RIP) feel like reading fucking code….like GFE, DFK, PSE, OWO, RO…there was more…but that has nothing to do with this Sex Worker….who is disguised as a popstar pile of shit…where the XCX was her MSN handle…that meant KISS / CHARLIE / KISS…so clever, maybe she should have left that on MSN…when it died 20 years ago…like grow the fuck up, be serious if you want to be serious here.

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2019

07

Mar

Irina Shayk Erotica of the Day

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Irina Shayk, who’s actual name by the way is Irina Valeryevna Shaykhlislamova posed for some photoshoot shaking her ass…

Dressed like a Motorcycle you’d premature ejaculate if you ever had a chance to ride…which isn’t saying much…you premature ejaculate when you put your underwear on…it’s just too much for you to take…the sensation…over the top…in an era where you read people reference over the pants handjobs…knowing you’ve never had one and if you did…you’d probably bust like a 13 year old being molested by his hot 27 year old married teacher…

Point being, she’s married to Brad Cooper, a horrible human,…and horrible singer…who is manipulating hollywood with his junky fucking movie and fake Lady Gaga relationship, and that alone is enough reason to praise this hot Russian, who is really just there for a paycheck and who probably barely deals with the guy, who is rumored to be a total fucking Actor…which means a total fucking baby, bitch, whining, queer, girl…which would explain why he likes GAGA….Irina Shayk for Show…the beard…Gaga to really fag the fuck out on….cuz there’s no way Gaga isn’t a Drag Queen she’s ripped off all these years…

Russian..No Soul…hard working for for the money..there for the money….willing to do whatever it takes for the money….now set for life with that child support check…and still able to bring her ass out…NOT bad hustle…she’s good…even great. I am a fan.

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2019

07

Mar

Jennifer Lopez Sweaty of the Day

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J Lo the 50 year old sweating because that’s what happens when you spend your entire day in the gym with the ROCK trying to do whatever you fucking can to stay hot…knowing that time is your enemy on this one…but money is your best friend because you can pay all kinds of people as much as they want cuz you’re that rich to buy injections, trainers like the Rock, who probably does it for free…it’s good clickbait for all of them….and nutritionists and chefs…cuz one thing we know about J.Lo is that she’s a fucking tyrant who takes every opportunity and wants all the money for her damn self to be some kind of hero to her ego that is already probably insanely huge…like the ass that made her famous in the first place.

It’s pretty inspiring that she looks this good in her 50s…but you can too..if you’re as rich as J.Lo…and The Rock…stupid money in this pic…they probably laugh about it togther as all you commoners SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON…feeding into their LIES.

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2019

07

Mar

Juno Temple is Hot of the Day

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Juno Temple is hot, now that I realize who Juno Temple even is. WHO EVEN IS JUNO TEMPLE! I would ask myself at night before falling asleep…..

I always just assume she’s the girl in JUNO…but that’s some Canadian Dyke who is annoying…while this one…has been in important shows like Netflix’s Dirty John….their latest viral success after buying to rights to a podcast in a world where everyone cares about podcasts…and I’ve still never listened to a podcast…but I have been listing to Talk Radio for over 20 years as I type my prose, pouring my heart and soul into this computer for all of you…..because music is stupid..unless it’s old music…but the radio never plays old music…unless you listen to talk radio on the weekend when they play their music shows…

Point being, Podcast or not, Juno, not the annoying Lesbian Juno, but this Juno has a solid command and understanding on how to wear shorts….

We have already seen her naked.

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2019

07

Mar

Nikki Reed Still Not Hot But Showing TIt of the Day

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Nikki Reed started her career by writing a movie about being a teen slut called THIRTEEN where she introduces Evan Rachel Wood to the lesbian life….that she’s never turned away from…

And now she’s in a magazine showing some tit…not much tit…but some tit…and that may be all the tit we need…..because it keeps us staring at something good, while the rest of her hard edged big chin face is rotting….

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2019

07

Mar

Noah Cyrus Bra of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is fucking junk…

She’s just a spoiled rich kid showing the world that even if you have no talent or looks, you can still make a lot of money thanks to people giving you handouts because they like your last name….your sister…your dad…whoever.

This is a prime example of a person benefitting fully from who she was born to…if Noah Cyrus was born in Ohio she would be a cam girl, too lazy to work at the mall….into the male attention…cuz ugly girls like being jacked off to like they were hot girls….which is what this is all about.

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2019

07

Mar

Abigail Clancy in Lingerie of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model…..

She’s old as fuck now…but still a footballers wife and footballers sister…not the same footballer…she’s not that wild….but she did play the game right…and I am sure it was hard for her to not play the game right…she’s got a rockin’ fucking body and that’s really what life is all about…that’s why the diet business is a billion dollar industry – despite the fat chicks and the fast food companies coming at our hot fit girls trying to tell them it’s ok to be fat…when it’s not…those fucking propagandist with the worst propaganda…a threat to boners everywhere.

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2019

07

Mar

Sofia Richie New Topless Tits of the Day

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Sofia Richie showing off the new tits, like all the the rich kids out there…wants to show off the latest purchase or toy…the latest car or designer outfit that regular people can’t afford….it’s a bragging situation that they all get off on…because being rich makes them sour tasting, annoying, entitled cunts…that look down on everyone…unless I just made that up out of anger that I am broke…and can’t afford breast implants of my own to suckle and hold while jerking off…on some Bruce Jenner shit…but I think it’s got more to do with society as a whole being disgusting to watch from the sidelines…happy to be broke in a basement apartment, I’ve turned my back on the riches over and over again because who needs that headache when we can just sit at home and blog alone..left alone…it’s a good life…people. I mean not really, it’s almost sucking at life, but at least I’m not sucking dick everyday…selling my soul to the man…man…

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