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2019

11

Feb

Bella Thorne Bolt on Tits of the Day

Bella Thorne – the most aggressive Disney kid on social media making stupid money being stupid…has some bolt on tits and a rebuilt face…turning her into the face of the generation because the generation is just mainstream as fuck and have no souls and are basically all fucking memes….consuming consumers…when I remember a time when Disney kid was something the cool kids laughed at instead of wanting to be…

Weird times…but the bolt on tits are always fun. Even if I hate implants…I like being reminded that girls still think tits are necessary to win. So when someone with bought tits wins…it’s a win for all of us who like tits.

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2019

11

Feb

Anastasia Ashley and Monica Sims Dyke it Down of the Day

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Pro Surfer Anastasia Ashley celebrated her birthday the best way, in her birthday suit with Playboy model Monica Sims…..

Happy birthday to the Surfer and her ass…and I guess to all of you perverts looking at it – because a birthday celebration is for all people involved…whether they are the girls living their best lives on the beach somewhere tropical where we’d never be able to afford to go…or the perverts at home jerking off to them….thank you internet…for letting us have a piece of that cake…

Not bad for 32…two years past what you’d expect to be the cutoff age where all female sex appeal dies…but in this era…there are hot 60 year olds…and that fucking confuses me…

So here’s to another 28 years of butt shots.

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2019

11

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is a fully rebuilt Mexican in America stealing your jobs….thanks being rich and having plastic surgery…looking good…thanks to being rebuilt….good job modern face injection technology….

The way American Mexicans work….is they are either poor as fuck digging tunnels under the border, or rich as fuck, and I’ll assume this one is rich as fuck…the kind TRUMP likes.

She is the woman who Josh Duhamel had sex with after breaking up his marriage with Fergie, when he decided to go back to pussy, cuz the trans life, even in Hollywood, with all the hype, is weird….

Making Moves.

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2019

11

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Nipples of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane is getting you all into the Valentine’s Day Spirit with her tits out in some Valentine’s Day themed lingerie…..the way Don Trump Jr who fucked her liked it…you know thematic.

I personally appreciate good content based on the Holidays, whether it is Nation Donut Day, or Christmas, I believe that we all need these themes like assignments in school to get out there and do our best job producing content on those days – to stand out from all the other idiots pressing that same hashtag….

I think adding a theme to your everyday, makes the slutty, and obscure pics you don’t understand why they are happening beyond to get seen….have purpose.

I don’t quite know Aubrey O’Day’s purpose…but in her old age, she’s definitely getting more and more interesting….like wtf is going on here. Weirdo Glamour Model shit. I thought she was a Reality Star / Pop Star, not a Glamour Model expiring. All so Ridiculous.

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2019

11

Feb

Kitrysha Polaroids Her Pussy of the Day

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Kitrysha is some Asian instagram girl who looks like she could be a sex worker, like in the porno films all you perverts watch, in the Asian category all you perverts with small dicks watch, because you’ve heard the rumors, that are likely not true, that Asians have small pussy holes and don’t mind small dick…but some of the most insane insertion videos I’ve seen have been with Asian women…

She’s only got one name…which is how you know you are dealing with an artist.

This 20 something year old Kitrysha who is a half Italian / half Filipino – has her tits out for the cause, whatever the fuck that cause is….

The pics are on Polaroid, therefore they are art, current, hip, one time moment caputred in that moment, instantly…unlike any other pic you take with your iphone and upload to the internet, this one you have to actually physically scan…. making her showing us her labia just self expression man….effort went into this…differentiating her from all the girls who don’t scan their nudes…

I remember a time when the only way to get nudes from a girl was Polaroids, because they didn’t want to be on real film that you’d get developed at the photo store…back when nudist pervert girls were hard to find…now they are everywhere.

Nothing wrong with that nudist self expression. It is far better than the homeless dude who self expresses himself by doing art with his sick smelling yellow feces…

Ultimately, it’s just a naked body, nothing to hide or be ashamed of and everything to jerk off to if you’re into pics not hardcore throat fucking porn…

Sex Positive! Always.

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2019

11

Feb

Jemima Kirke Naked of the Day

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Jemima Kirke is some bitch who makes me want to eat pancakes….and not just because her tits are shitty and pancake shaped…but because Aunt Jemima is my one true childhood love..that is the bitch who raised me after my mom died of AIDS and the foster home took me in….

Jemima Kirke’s childhood was a little different, her dad a drummer in Bad Company…so she’s got some cool associated with her not having to be cool.

She was also in Girls which means she’s LENA DUNHAMS friend and that alone is disappointing…as are these clips from her nude scene. I expect more out of celebrity militant feminists on a mission to grow out their armpit hair…I mean this bush….way too fucking tame… Do better. Liar.

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2019

11

Feb

Taylor Swift Found Some Tits of the Day

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It’s been a nice few months for us Taylor Swift haters, because I guess she hasn’t been promoting bullshit, pulling relationship scandals that are likely all made up to promote her records, that are so relatable and sell so much, bitch is richer than god….

Despite being marketed as a popstar who writes her own songs, after she exploited country music, despite not being country, but having moved to Nashville at a Young Age to live out her dad’s dream of being famous…..using country as a stepping stone…cuz people are loyal in the country. Keep the Country Country…and when she went off to become the highest paid pop act…they followed…even though she was using them….

She still fucking sucks.

I don’t think there is any real artistry to anything she does besides fucking as many dudes as she’s fucked and polarizing it as being the victim…that takes effort..

Well, the good news is that in her time off of not annoying us…she grew some tits and we’re always into new tits on really fucking rich trash.

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2019

11

Feb

Tits at the Grammy’s of the Day

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In very important news that isn’t important at all, but that the media tries to make you think is important, because they make money off this shit…The Grammy’s happened…

I have a celebrity blog, and didn’t realize that they were on, because Award shows don’t matter.

I can assure you that they had the least viewers they have ever had, people are busy living their life, and they can just scroll instagram to see who won, without sitting and committing to the bullshit, that is if thy even care…

Most people don’t listen to the shit radio music being nominated, and most people don’t care about the celebrities involved….myself included.

There was a time when Live Tweeting the shit could be a fun time, 10 years ago, when everyone would be at home on twitter watching the shit, helping me amass my insignificant following – no book deals here…

I would just live tweet it because I genuinely hated it, a masochist who puts himself through abuse to get the jokes no one finds funny out there.

I do really enjoy seeing the old school industry lose out, they are fucking snobs with superiority complexes who get all the money…

While the power is really going back to the people, finally…

So fuck the Grammy’s, they don’t matter. The people choosing the winners are all corrupt. It’s all attempts to get hype to sell ads against next year…where even less people will care.

It’s a good time to be alive.

Fuck the Grammys. Here are the tits. ….

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Ashlee Simpson still alive

Bebe Rexha looking like Beetlejuice in the face

Charli XCX Hard Nipples and Big Ol Unibrow

Ciara flashing her mom thighs

Dua Lipa big blue tits

Janelle Monae Token Dark Skin Girl

Julianne Hough the bad Mormon not sticking to the MODEST IS HOTTEST motto

No Neck Megan Trainor

Miley Cyrus with the side boob

Nicole Scherzinger still attending awards she has no business being at

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2019

11

Feb

Claudia Lion Posing Naked with Balloons of the Day

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I guess there are two kinds of girls who are trying to be instagram influencers. There’s the mainstream travel girl, that is pretty much every girl, taking pics of their meals, hotel rooms, and filtered as fuck bikini pics in iconic places, doing iconic things like hiking, riding bikes, drinking coconuts, or walking on their beach in a half dance that no one ever does…

Then there are the borderline sex workers, more hip and daring, who just get naked, do nude shoots for their creative expressions, like Playboy models of yesteryear with zero prestige or money but still naked, and often times not working in porn or sex work, despite putting their vaginas on the internet in some borderline softcore porn they pretend is art shit…

I prefer the nude ones….so this is Claudia Lion. The king of the jungle, and by jungle I mean this post, cuz her tits are out.

I do appreciate her artistic vision with the use of a red balloon as a prop…that’s how you know it’s high concept.