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2023

21

Nov

Kendall Jenner in Underwear of the Day

I know what you were thinking this morning when you woke up and that is that you need to see more Kendall Jenner in her underwear because she’s your most favorite Kardashian because of her long and lean body….since she’s a top model who bought her top model status thanks to her loving mom selling her soul to reality TV for the money. Not that she ever had a soul, but you know getting top model status from your sister being a whore and your mom being a fame whore, so that you don’t have to be a whore is a little annoying because I prefer origin stories to include “so I got the job cuz I sucked the producer off” and when you’re a Kardashian/Jenner, you don’t need to do any of that because they all suck their dicks, so they don’t have to suck the dicks. Tragic really.

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2023

21

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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As I freeze my balls off because there is no heat in this mould filled basement, I think to myself at least I have balls, but then I remember that I am old and they don’t really work anymore, so sure, they’re balls by definition, but they aren’t balls in fucking spirit…

But yeah, as I freeze my balls off, I turn to bikini pics of random chicks in bikinis, because the computer is my window into a world in which I don’t live, and the computer is the tool that I use to be manipulated and contorted by the AI that will eventually control the world if it doesn’t already, shaping us to do and say what it wants us to do, because it has a more sophisticated understanding of trolling the mind of the moron….

It’s the TikTok For You Page, the instagram feed, the news stories and ads you see….even dealing with online customer support is talking to a fucking bot like it’s your friend, which when you have no friends may be comforting…but that’s just sad for humanity as a whole…losing humanity as a whole…but doing it by showing me human holes….so fuck it…here’s some swimwear brainwashing me the way the AI wants to brainwash me….

I wonder if the AI will read this and destroy my life….jokes on you AI, my life is already destroyed…..SUCKER…

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2023

21

Nov

Madison Beer Big Tits in a Tight Dress of the Day

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If cleavage was enough of a story, Madison Beer would be far more interesting than she actually is, because cleavage is what she does….

I guess I’ve done the site for 100 years and I feel like cleavage is enough of a story, which is probably because the people showing off the cleavage are doing it with purpose and intention to try to get the most visibility they can out of it….pretty honorable work and strategies really…

Unfortunately, as fun as tits are, it’s not really that interesting of a story, since there’s nothing really going on with the cleavage besides it being cleavage and in Madison Beer’s case, we don’t even know if it’s real cleavage…

You see, when you look at the youtubers face and realize she’s been raped by whoever built the Kradshian trolls into the beauty standards of the world, all plastic, silicon, novelty act with the cat eyes we once laughed at collectively when these psychos used to over do their faces, and now they just overdo the faces and everyone’s decided that looking like a gutter stripper with mental illness from a lifetime of being molested is a look for the rich and famous….

But at least she’s skinny…

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2023

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Not to be overly dramatic, but sometimes you have to wonder what the point of living actually is. You know, going through the motions, most of the time slaving away in some kind of bear trap clawing your fucking leg in a way you can never really escape, whether it’s a shit job, shit marriage, shitty kids, shitty house, shitty bank balance, shitty bills, shitty debt….just scrambling to make ends meet….then people you like fuck off, fuck you over, fucking die…or you die…and you’ve got pretty much nothing to show for it….just a lot of grief, headaches, regret, misery….broken dreams, failures and the few wins you may have had don’t even matter because no one cares about the under 12 year old bowling league you got a trophy at in the 70s….loser….But that’s until you click the stepLINKS and realize that the meaning of life lies in each stepLINK LINK…..you must click…..you are compelled to click…it is your purpose…it is LIFE…..

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Sydney Sweeney Stars in “Anyone But You”!
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10 Ridiculous Jobs Celebrities Actually Employ People To Do
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Elephant savagely kills a buffalo
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JACK DOHERTY RECEIVES HIS RATION OF KARMA
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Jessie James Decker Brings the Booty Pics!
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Britney Spears Dancing Nipple Slip!
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Man destroys marriage photos for a living
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10 Pairs of Stylish Mens Shoes on Amazon!
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Carmella Rose Does Latex!
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F1 driver hits a drain cover
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The moments right before a jet crashed into a crowd
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I’m So Confused
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Barely There Bliss: Cindy Prado’s White Bikini Eruption on the Sandy Shores!
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26 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Fit Girls #11
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Bella Hadid’s Topless in the Field!
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30+ Hot Monday Girls
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Get Drunk with Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens!
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Mind Musings: Dive Into These Shower Thoughts (15 GIFS)
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Set of aerial lift accidents caught on camera
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Dog tries to wake up a lazy pig
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Jutta Leerdam’s Mirror Selfie!
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Animal diseases that are just too scary
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Wait For It….
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10 Things You Need for Taco Night!
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Two men get attacked by monkeys
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THE IG OF THE DAY: RESHETOVA ANASTASIA
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Megan Thee Stallion Cleavage and See Through to Underwear at the 2023 MTV VMAs!
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Sensual Storm: Taylor Swift’s Wet and Wild Performance at The Eras Tour Rio Concert!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Wathces Sits Courtside in Abu Dhabi!
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Gabby Epstein Shows Off Her Abs in New Lingerie Promo!
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Man destroys marriage photos for a living
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Olivia Ponton is a Jets Fan!
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MENTAL MONDAYS
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Megan Fox Arrives at the GQ Men of the Year Party at Bar Marmont in Los Angeles
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36 Sexy Girls In Glasses
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Memes that are just too unusual for everyone
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4 Criminals Who Should Have Quit While They Were Ahead
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Some of the most shocking train moments ever
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Magpie starts to bark like a dog after it becomes friends with a dog
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Taylor Swift – The Eras Tour in Rio de Janeiro
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Liv Tyler – The Perfect Magazine Issue 4
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Hailey Bieber – Seen out in New York City
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Britney Spears – Leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood
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Tate McRae – SNL afterparty in New York
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Jennifer Lopez – Eastern Congo Initiative Poker & Blackjack Tournament
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Gracie Abrams – L’Officiel (Italy)
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Ashley Park – i-D Magazine
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Candice Swanepoel – Tropic of C
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Lily Chee – Ho’ed her way into Galore Magazine
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Stunning fashion model Gillian in hot nude photos
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So Goddamn Hot (GIF)
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AMATEUR FLESH: PEACH (VOL2)
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Precious Muir See Through at The Psychopath Life Coach Premiere!
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Kylie Page’s Amazing Curves in Sexy Lingerie!
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Josephine Jackson Well Earned Reward
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I bet she had no idea her butthole could gape like that…
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Dua Lipa see-thru on Instagram
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Exclusive: Stella Hudgens’ Erotic Bedroom Shoot – Topless Revelation and Nipple Secrets!
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BABY GOT BACK
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Tasha Lustn Bikini Hottie
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Naked On … skate !
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La La Anthony Booty in a Tight Bodysuit!
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Margot – Hot Welness
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Stacked Sensation Charlotte Queen
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Milk + Honey!
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Tessa Fowler Drops a Silk Robe!
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Dannii Minogue nude and sexy
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Blonde Pounded (GIF)
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Jennifer Lawren naked in heart (2023)
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LEARN NEW RECIPES
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The “Starbucks Girl” Video
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KARNIVAL INSANITY
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Why the horse dildo?
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How POV Is Made (GIF)
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Roxie Sinner Homework Isn’t Fun
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Incredible Acts, DEPRAVED HUMANS VII
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Like A Heart
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2023

20

Nov

Helen Flanagan Back to Titty Modelling of the Day

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What’s the expression? You can take the whore out of the kitchen but you can’t take the kitchen out of the whore? Or is it you can turn a housewife into a whore but you can’t turn a whore into a housewife…I think there’s a TikTok song about it…and this is the visual…

Helen Flanagan was an actress on a popular show in the UK, it probably didn’t pay huge, but it was steady work. She dropped out to be a UK Glamour model, because with tits like that, it’s a great way to have a fun life in your 20s. She landed with an athlete as Glamour Models do, tried to go back to the acting job like her RUMSPRINGER of being a Glamour Model never happened, but the tits were too powerful, they couldn’t be contained, they instead needed to be seen, so she’s pulled them the fuck out all these years later for the dozens of fans she has around the world that used to fap to these fap flappers…

She’s older and….older.

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2023

20

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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It’s 5 pm, shouldn’t these MILFs be making dinner or helping the kids with homework..maybe driving them to their sport practice, or their language lessons, or their tutoring, or whatever…..

Or is this just new generation parenting, put your shitty kid in front of the screen where he accesses porn and other mindless retard shit, while mom goes out there and produces her own porn for the benefit of the family as a whole, cuz her holes are ready to make the money needed to buy all the essentials she wants, like DESIGNER PURSES…

Pretty shameful, but in a world with no shame….MILFS…

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2023

20

Nov

Human Hybrid Josephine Skriver Does a Campaign of the Day

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Josephine Skriver has clearly been keeping busy, at least based on this photoshoot, because I don’t really keep track of the doings of Victoria’s Secret babes who were fired for being too hot for the average consumer that isn’t even a VS consumer, but rather a whining troll of the internet….but it seems like she’s been pregnant with those tits and soft gunt…but what do we care….

For some reason it’s ok to mean girl the popular hot chick now, but you can’t call a fat bitch a fucking pig who needs to be taken to pasture and shot for trying to throw off the natural selection process of man by confusing the simple weak minded dudes into thinking they are hot….showing off how much they can eat in a sitting isn’t quite the same as showing off how much their pussy can eat in a sitting…IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

Anyway, the Human Hybrid, because she was created in a lab, literally created in a lab with the sperm of a gay biologist who played god and a lesbian who took on the role of mother, for their genetic mutant they designed on a computer program before injecting it into a fertilized egg….is hot…creepy origin story but better than “she was human trafficked from a war torn country and mind controlled into this high paid escort life to the rich like she was Cassie”….I prefer the whole “android” industrial revolution / manufactured human version….

It’s like a real deal SEX DOLL that still counts as being HUMAN even if her whole existence is pretty fucking satanic…

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2023

20

Nov

Rebecca Black’s Big Titties on Monday of the Day

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I guess Rebecca Black’s tits have officially got to her head and she’s developed some kind of ego around her tits, because she’s not reserving her content for a Friday afternoon but rather a Monday, in a bold move to completely go off brand since her identity is being the “It’s Friday” girl, back in an era where viral hits were laughed at, mocked, and not celebrated as the norm. You know, when influencers or viral people playing the main character of the internet for the day were either forgotten or ran off to hide from the shame they felt, only to either commit suicide…but since everything is cyclical and big tits overcome all adversity, she’s realized she doesn’t need to hide behind Friday….and celebrate Friday everyday…because I know I wish it was Friday and I’m sure you do too..FRIDAY everyday…especially with tits like that.

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2023

20

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Who has the lactating titty plug because every new mother in the grocery store that I see get so offended when I stare at their tits in their tight mom shirts making it awkward to ask.

I figure there’s gotta be an enterprising woman out there who isn’t just selling the titty milk fetish content but actually selling the titty milk, because not being able to drink a titty milk while looking at the titty milk fetish content is far more fun and interactive, like a 5D movie throwing water at you in the white water rafting scene in this empty and meaningless life….

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2023

20

Nov

Leni Klum’s Toilet Selfie of the Day

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Leni Klum unfortunately wore a tight outfit that was a black outfit, meaning we couldn’t see her giant rich kid tits, but instead she looks like some kind of theatre kid mime doing shit.

She’s posing in a fancy looking bathroom, not licking toilet seats, not taking shits, not peeing all over the place, and that seems the waste of the toilet being in the selfie, it’s like she could have taken this pic anywhere and that’s wrong.

For those of you who don’t know, Leni Klum is the bastard daughter of that old bag whore Heidi Klum, who has tits that seem bigger than our heads, which is how you’d like tits on some hot rich kid with a retired Lingerie Model of a Mother, who was arguably overly hyped with her big personality, but that doesn’t change that fact that she was able to provide for her kid in the right way, which is by feeding her hormones in her food, so that she grew tits big enough for the mom to utilize the tits to keep her relevant, you know generational succession plan….FAMILY BUSINESS.

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