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2023

13

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

To make breast feeding hotter….

I just found out that when a breast feeding mother kisses her baby, her body recognizes in some creepy way what pathogens the baby needs, so the breasts make the the pathogens the baby needs, so that it doesn’t die…

Since the whole birthing process of growing a live human inside their fucking womb wasn’t freaky enough.

Sure, the whole procreating is the NUMBER one purpose of our existence, which is why society tries to confuse people and take them off course because they don’t want us to catch onto their schemes to keep us miserable….

But that doesn’t mean breeding isn’t weird as fuck, at least beyond the fucking part…

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

13

Nov

Finding the Perfect Size Sex Doll: A Guide to Your Ideal Companion

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Buying a sex doll, or as I like to call it or shopping for a future wife for a modern man, can be a complex thing.

You’ve decided that you don’t want the bullshit of dating, or trying to find a woman, who you know that even if the stars align will be too much maintenance, too much nagging and will likely just end up disappointing you after taking you for all you’ve got.

You know that if you were to try to land an actual nagging woman you’d have no real decision in the way that she looks or how she dresses, since modern women are too uptight when it comes to the whole feminist thing. You don’t own them, so you cant’ tell them what to wear.

More importantly, you can’t decide on how fit she is, how big her boobs are, how many vaginas or holes she has, when she uses those holes, it’s a lot of work.

Which is why getting a new sexdolls can be so exciting!

You can choose the curves, the ethnicity, the bust size, the butt size, you can make her look like your favorite instagram model, celebrity, or girl in your everyday life you’re too shy to talk to, but not too shy to have a good time with when she’s in the doll form.

You can decide if she’s human sized or compact sized for the apartment dwellers, or miniature size that makes your penis look bigger.

You can decide the eye color, whether she even has eyes.

You get to be the doll designer, or play your own version of god, because you get to put the pieces together in your customized TPE sex doll.

This is like home renovating, modifying the car, doing whatever it takes to get you the perfect women to help you live out the perfect fantasy. Just remember to keep you adult doll clean, because if you don’t give her the right maintenance and “self care”, she’s your girl and you don’t want to be shortening her life, but maybe that’s a good reason to buy more sex dolls to add to your harem, there are no laws against that, at least not yet!

Posted in:Sex Dolls

2023

12

Nov

Shameless Attention Seeker Sunday of the Day

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“It’s Sunday and you are all godless fucks who need that hole in your heart replaced by exhbiltionism since nudity is god’s gift to us all”.

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2023

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I can do this stepLINKS post before or after I go to the grocery store to look at tight pants now that all the sluts are wearing oversized jackets to stay warm, you know because I won’t be as inspired as I normally am, bringing you my chronicles or anthology from a pervert grocery shopper….

Because the truth is, I can get as inspired sitting on the computer staring at nudes, since nudes are wonderful, something I’d marry if the right nude walked into my life, and make babies with…because nudes are pretty much the only reason I started the site, even though I never got any nudes, which is probably the way it’s supposed to have worked out for me because if building a hugely popular site for the nudes actually worked out, I wouldn’t be with you today, I’d be on a private jet, yacht or in a vila with hot pussy that like rich internet tycoons who turn content into nudes into dollars….and we couldn’t have that….now could we!

It’s weekend, do weekend things, like suckin a tit…baby style..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Paulina Gretzky’s Black Bikini!
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MAXIMUM RESPECT FOR REFEREES
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Bella Thorne Gets Down in “Rumble Through the Dark”!
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TBT: Accidental Racism
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Dua Lipa Releases New Music!
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7 Horribly Awkward Moments That Should Never Happen to Anyone
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CCTV clip of a semi truck speeding into cars and an auto mall
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Kylie Jenner’s White Bodysuit Extravaganza: A Tempting Display of Boobs and Ass!
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20 ++ PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Sarah Shahi Nipple Pokies Selfie!
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Incredibly risky climb to the top of Mount Everest
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Feeding a massive tiger in a cage
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s NYC Selfie!
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Panthers Kicker’s Reaction to a Missed 59-Yard Kick goes Viral1
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Drunk people fails that are just too funny
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: JENNALEE
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30 Weird And Cool Animal Facts That People Shared In This Thread
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Sofia Vergara Likes What She Sees in The Mirror!
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45 Enchanting Women Showcasing Stylish Lingerie
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The Hunger Games Premiere: Tallia Storm’s Ravishing Display of Legs and Cleavage Steals the Spotlight!
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Young biker tries to escape the cops and fails
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Taylor Swift Inspired Kansas City Chiefs Merch!
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Margot Robbie in a White Swimsuit!
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Christina Hendricks – On set of The Buccaneers in 2022
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Arianny Celeste Brings the Lingerie!
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Alligator crushes and swallows an entire turtle
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HOLY OUCH BATMAN
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Dirty ball pump prank catches people off guard
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Meet Aitana, the AI-Created Instagram Fitness Model Making Thousands of Dollars a Month
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Heidi Klum is Banging!
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Man gets spat on by a spitting cobra
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FIGHTING FRIDAYS #323
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Gym fails that will surely get you laughing
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The Swifties Go After the Mahomes Because of Kim Kardashian!
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Sommer Ray’s DJ Pants are Special!
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33 Hot Weekend Girls
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Cobra farming turned into a multi-millionaire project by the Vietnamese
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Trucker barely avoids getting hit by a barrage of bullets
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Pilot picks up a pizza on his helicopter
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Viral Jacked Cheerleader Goes Viral Again – 11 Years Later!
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Megan Fox – Out in New York
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Kate Beckinsale – Some type of Photoshoot
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Rachel Zegler – The Hunger Games premiere in London
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Victoria Justice – Planet Omega exhibition celebration in New York
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Sabrina Carpenter – The Eras Tour in Buenos Aires
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Taylor Hill – Burberry Celebrates The Opening Event Of Knight Bar in NYC
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Taylor Swift – The Eras Tour in Buenos Aires
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Margot Robbie – Seen boarding a boat in Sydney
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Olivia Rodrigo – Night out with friends in New York
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Lily-Rose Depp – Academy Women’s Luncheon in Los Angeles
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THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
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Bess Breast is a Lonely and Busty Housewife!
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Sizzling Sensation: Alina Becker Bares It All in a Provocative Bedroom Photoshoot
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Lili Simmons, Carmela Zumbado and more in the latest Power Book IV: Force (s2e10)
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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL254
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Smoking Hot Blonde (GIF)
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Rubbing Pussy – Pussy Rubber!
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Ashlyn Peaks & Her Twin Peaks Of Glory Scoreland
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Aly Deity is Expecting Company!
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Nude Aisha
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Megan Fox … with a revealing see through! (+gif)
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Josephine Jackson Stepmom Is Best Teacher
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AND THE SCUMBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO?
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Squirting Girl…
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In a Private Room with Jessica Starling!
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Virginity Stolen
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Every seen two anal-loving lesbians drink each other’s squirt?
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Lingerie Seduction: Sabine Jemeljanova Dazzles in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ for Lovehoney!
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mayha shiraa Nudes!
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Anal Ends Career Before it Begins
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Kseniia Khyzhniak naked in Ya, Nina (2022)
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SHOWERING, YES. TOO MUCH, NO. LET US WATCH, ALWAYS.
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Getting Lucky with Brandy Renee!
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Sexy Shirley Gets Nude
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Big Titty Babe Fucked (GIF)
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Ashlyn Peaks & Her Twin Peaks Of Glory
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Girls: Do Better
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Daphne Patakia in all her nude and explicit scenes (8 HD videos)
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Hottie enjoys shoving her whole fist up her friend’s twat
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British reality star in premium nudes
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Boots and a Toy!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

10

Nov

Heidi Klum Brings Out her German Tits in a Bra of the Day

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German born Heidi Klum, who you can assume comes from a family of Nazis, since anyone in Germany in the 30s and 40s were Nazis, and the fact that she’s clearly a Eugenics project that was initiated by the ROCKET SCIENTISTS employed by the NAZI party in efforts to create the perfect human, unless this is just AI filters, BOTOX injections and all the other fake shit old weathered bitches do to themselves to look like strippers and porn chicks, but classier.

Clearly, she’s doing everything she can to distract people from being of NAZI roots, in these wild and crazy times, and the best way to do that is something we can assume she learned early in the career, is showing tit.

Unfortunately not her hot daughter’s tit, but rather her tits, and I’m just surprised her co-host Howie Mandell isn’t in the frame just to further prove she’s not anti-semetic like her heritage would suggest.

TITTIES.

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2023

10

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The highlight of life when you’re a stunted loser with a half retard or teenage brain is wanting to see girls naked, imagining girls naked, visualizing the girls serving you at the store naked, trying to pay the girls in the club to get naked….

If you’re wired wrong, your chase or GRIND isn’t for money, it’s for naked chicks, and thanks to the internet even those of us who are more inclined to suck at life, to nap instead of grind, to post nonsense no one reads instead of making money, we get to see naked chicks too….otherwise, it’d be a pretty fucking empty existence, which for some of you it already is, but for me, is a hopeful existence because girls will keep getting naked.

Here’s some on/off, clothed to unclothed for us, allowing us to cosplay as top level people who see nakedness for free, just because we’re us!

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Posted in:NSFW|OnOff

2023

10

Nov

Kate Hudson Bra of the Day

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Kate Hudson is an old as shit drunk with fake tits, who was lucky enough to have crawled out of Goldie Hawn’s vagina all those decades ago, because she was able to replace Goldie Hawn in all the shitty Rom/Con’s because Goldie had aged out, but that they still wanted Goldie for….

It allowed her to make her own name off her mother’s back and her mother probably throwing out her back with all the dick she sucked in the 60s when she came up. It was the era of free love, but I guess it’s always free love when you’re trying to get cast in a movie that will change the course of your entire life….

It’s allowed her to make her own money, create her own celebrity to a weird fanbase of ROMCOM normies, that she now sells product to because that’s what people do now….GET EVERY PENNY THEY CAN off the idiots drowning in debt on the internet.

I’ve always thought she was trash that wouldn’t matter without the nepotism, not that I care about nepotism, I actually think it makes sense and allows the chosen bloodlines to keep going, to keep inspiring us, to keep telling us what to do and what to think. We need them….but I could just be bitter that she was responsible for Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide because clearly, she’s a soulless monster, but you don’t have to worry about that when she’s strategically covering her old ass face, neck and showing off the fake titties…

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2023

10

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I am an old pervert, so I am pretty into hot girls in any panty style, you know I am not an incel sitting here with unrealistic demands, just give me anything, throw me a fucking bone, I don’t care how fucking unsexy the panty is, I’ve been able to sexualize inanimate objects, so a fat ass in full bikini underwear, when I am from the era where these were the only underwear, is easy….

In this era where there are women in diaper fetishes, I think women in comfortable, period friendly, relationship underwear, is hardly as gross as what’s out there….even when the full back underwear is soiled and stained and more delicious, it’s hardly as weird as women in diapers…

So it’s ok to find comfort in familiar underwear your mom and granny wore, it’s only weird if you visualize them in the underwear when looking at these girls in the underwear…

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Posted in:Fullback Panty|NSFW

2023

10

Nov

Drea de Matteo Lesbianism of the Day

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Drea De Matteo is the 95 year old who was on an iconic show back in the 90s, because she’s fucking old and that’s what people in the 90s did.

She hasn’t had a career since the 90s, but she did get knocked up by the Estate of Waylon Jennings which I am sure is pretty lucrative and worth investing the time into that motherfucker, rather than producers who she’d have to suck off for a job.

She probably doesn’t need the money, you know with child support and the like, but she’s out here doing exclusive content for her sponsors, where she’s reducing herself to a basic whore trying to get out of her small town with her nudes, only she’s already out of her small town and doesn’t need to post the nudes….yet she’s doing it anyway. Why?

I know what you’re thinking, these are hardly nudes, but they are her version of nudes that’s she’s clearly stepping up with and she’s recruited co-stars to add to the excitement of her content which has been pretty fucking awful to date….

I guess the hook will be her using young hut chicks as her submissive pets and this is the preview of that….

One day, we may get to see the mom pussy, but it’ll probably be her clothed and other pussy exposed cuz she’s not THAT kind of whore…

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Posted in:Drea De Matteo

2023

10

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are clearly tap into dudes on psychological level, where it hits us in our most primal level of hunter gatherer, because our generational trauma or evolution remembers our ancestors crafting nets to catch their food and survive.

So here are some girls in fishnets doing their best impression an animal ready to be poached by a predator man with a hunger inside him that he’s trying to satiate…for survival…

Or maybe they just liked being wrapped up in netting, they find it sexy to be the caught up prey….or maybe the fishnets aren’t seen as being sexy because of the whole hunting thing, but that’s just where my pervert mind goes…

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