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2018

23

Nov

Davinci’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday Deals Brings Girls Vaping of the Day

We’ve partnered up with DAVINCI VAPORIZERS …..they are premium dry herb vaporizers…who in this world of vaping, are one of the best companies out there according to me, which may or may not have any validity or truth, but they look cool….and so do the people using them…..

Vapes, that shit is just like candy, so any hooker I recruit for sex, I encourage to be a chronic vape smoker….so discreet….even though weed is legal in Canada…and who the fuck wants their hookers to be rolling joints before rolling my balls in their mouth….

That’s my relationship with vapes, this shit is discreet, no one will smell you coming through….but you may have your own, maybe you use your vapes to get high, maybe you like standing on the street corner like that asshole telemarketer who wouldn’t get out of my damn way, for an afternoon vape…using what looked like a fucking brick as a vape…while he should be fucking with the people at DAVINCI VAPORIZERS BLACK FRIDAY DEALS …their vapes have style…

I don’t have the answer..but I have vape deals for you MEDICINAL MARIJUANA users….

They have a small one called the MIQRO, and another one and a bunch of deals so get you INSANE VAPORIZER DEALS AT DAVINCI
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2018

23

Nov

Possible Bella Thorne’s Hairy Bush Sighting of the Day

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Bella Thorne is into showing herself off, because that’s what shameless disney kids are raised to do….by both their parents and the execs making money off of them…

Her trying to navigate and find her own way, using her disney fame to post slutty pics, and smut of herself and her meth looking gender-less boyfriend wasn’t clever, or even that interesting, despite her body being young and fit and her tits being big, it was just a natural progression of being a disney kid…this is how that shit works…

In her annoying raver playing a weirdo, when she’s so fucking mainstream it offends me that I am even posting on her, she’s grown out her armpit hair…her fiery armpit hair…and I guess her bush…it’s a trend….that allows her to flash her panties to the world on her instagram feed…when feeling lonely and in need of some attention…cuz all these idiots are the same…barely interesting, lazy but willing to get naked…to compensate for their lack of brains, talent, ability….and I guess they know how to lure in the troops of other idiots who have no mind or concept of what is good or not….just used to sucking back on sugary drinks like the retards they are…have you seen these people try to write out words…I’m talking the youth…actually writing things beyond memes captions and Thanksgiving Clapbacks (it’s a thing)…..they are fucking dumb porn addicted morons…and this is their leader…..

Not bad for a redhead…but if you’re going to go this far…you might as well go all the way…and bring us the firecrotch Lohan prepared us for…back when girls shaved their pussies into looking like scared deflated wrinkly animals….before BUSH was celebrated the way I’ve always wanted it to be….and for as long as I can remember…the way I’ve been fighting for it to be free….

Here is another look at the bush

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2018

23

Nov

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

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‘Dancing with the Stars’ finalist Alexis Ren sexiest Instagrams….is a headline AOL just posted on her…because doing mainstream TV, gives you mainstream media attention, and leads to bigger and better deals…so the key is to use your instagram fame from being half naked and slutty, and making the mainstream think hiring you will get them younger viewers interested in her, when those younger viewers don’t have tv, and can just check her instagram without committing to a dumb show…

I remember talking to some MTV executive I managed to connect with once who was all about their instagram influencer TV show they were working on…this was a few years back and MTV was scrambling…again I don’t know what I knew an MTV executive…but it was on facebook…these things happen I guess….anyway I told that idiot that no one is going to watch MTV, get CABLE, and watch MTV for a person who selfies at them all fucking day…the idea of taking an influencer to TV doesn’t work, but taking a TV star to influencer does work….and that is why we see all these celebs who were too good or too cool for their fans posting bikini pics…or Alexis Ren…posting this smut…tits…out…the way they are supposed to be.

I appreciate that.

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2018

23

Nov

Rihanna Booty in Bed of the Day

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Note to the women out there who have ravaged stomachs from being lazy as fuck…..even though fat is celebrated and you’re fatter now that you’ve given into all your food cravings….you still don’t want pics of your gut hanging out…you gotta do what Rihanna is doing and lay on that fucking stomach bro….

Cuz an ass in the air, when photoshopped covering a belly hanging over some panties that are a few sizes too small, cuz no one wants to admit their weight gain….is the best angle to take on….so let Rihanna the biggest pop star inspire you to manage your fat the way the rich do.

That’s about all I need to say about that.

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2018

23

Nov

Sara Sampaio Outdoor Shower of the Day

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I was looking at a picture of Sara Sampaio in some billboard I happened to be standing next to a billboard of her…maybe it was at Victoria’s Secret…I don’t know…but I do know that they didn’t smooth out her face and I could see her full beard….Sara Sampaio…the original bearded lady…and if you know Portugese people…that isn’t all that surprising….

But who cares about her beard….while she’s out on the beach showering for the fans….like she was her dad fishing in the Azores for his family to grill…as the portugese do…only the fish being cleaned is her….for her rich billionaire boyfriend to feast on….because rich billionaires like Victoria’s Secret models.

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2018

23

Nov

Emma Paterson Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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I wonder if this is Laci Peterson’s sister…or maybe she’s Scott Peterson, our resident Death Row Chiller, new wife…because these bitches marry all the serial killers with their weird prison inmate pen pal dating apps they use to find inmates who never will be released to feed their empty and lonliness without too much commitment or involvement…until the motherfucker gets some DNA evidence releasing him from Jail…forcing you to actually deal with a fucking convict….ruining your whole plan of just being a weirdo who marries people in jail…

I am sure Peterson is a common name, and this unknown nude model in her sheer panties, doing her hipster shoot is actually named Emma Paterson not Peterson….so this post makes no sense…but maybe she’s Robert Paterson’s wife or sister, with her titties out like she was his ex Kristen Stewart, and she better watch out cuz apparently Kristen Stewart is into the whole strap on, pussy eating, mutual masturbation, lesbian shit with models…like some kind of pervert she clearly is….

Either way, her name Emma Paterson. And she’s nude.

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2018

23

Nov

Random Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Here’s a Random Topless Photoshoot…of a Random Topless Girl…with a good tan against some bright background….geetting out there, making herself famous, only there’s one major fail…and that is that we found this on TUMBLR and have no idea who the girl or the photographer is…making this getting naked for attention and fame..notoriety and rich boyfriends who pay their rent….almost obsolete…she’s virtually officially inter changeable with EVERYONE else doing this….but I think it’s important we let her know we care.

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2018

23

Nov

Madison Beer Another Day Another Wet Bikini of the Day

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Madison Beer the Youtube with a mom who whored her out has managed to figure out how to make the paparazzi work for her in some staged paparazzi pics..

We call this going from youtube to the mainstream, the way her mom planned it for her, back when they were doing provocative underage content for youtube perverts, making them the youtube money to follow their fucking dreams and pursue her singing career with her tits out.

She’s been working the paparazzi angle to legitimize herself, but not nearly enough bikini paparazzi pics, more her shopping or going to paparazzi hot spots…to get noticed….so going to Miami like a low level attention seeker would is a nice change of pace for us…I mean young popstar in training from YOUTUBE…making it…the way they all do..being half naked….

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2018

23

Nov

Kristen Dunst Big Tits Out of the Day

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Kristen Dunst and Meth Damon had a baby, and these are her milk filled tits on her mom body, that she at least has a kid to justify, unlike the body she had before the kid, that you assumed was a mom body, cuz she’s fucking old as fuck….you know making it count..where it matters…

She has consistently been a set of fat tits on a small frame and the fat tits just got fatter thanks to nature, and women tits being used to feed their kids, that for some reason certain groups are protesting and fighting for the desexualizing of tits, which will never work, because dudes like you will always jerk off to tits, especially when the desexualizing of tits involves showing tits in public…

I mean I have never hated when a mom breasts feeds in public, even before it was a political protest, women did it..it’s called feeding her fucking kid…and I would always try to get as close to the action, front row titty show…and they’d be the ones uncomfortable with the whole process…to which I’d say “don’t pull your tits out for a pervert who loves tits to see the fucking tits”…it’s just common sense…cuz tits…no matter what the protest is…will always be something I want to jerk off on, or suck on…and even these women who say don’t sexualize their tits, are titty fucking dudes they don’t want to actually fuck, or taking loads on their tits…totally discounting their whole war on the sexualizing of tits.

I AM ONTO YOU LYING TITTY PROTESTORS JUST LOOKING FOR A REASON TO SHOW TIT.

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Posted in:Kristen Dunst|SFW

2018

23

Nov

Lais Ribeiro Bikini of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro and her big mom tits, that aren’t offensive mom tits, thanks to her having her kid when she was 16 back in Brazil, since Brazilians are Catholic, and Catholics don’t believe in Birth Control, and maybe because Lais Ribeiro found the richest guy in their tribe to come up in her, or maybe it was a tactic to follow Farrah Abraham’s lead and become a teen mom on MTV…the American Dream…but instead had to settle with Victoria’s Secret model, since the pervert who books all these girls has a place in his heart for fucking Brazilian girls, so he gives them underwear modeling jobs…..because clearly his roster of babes, aren’t all the best babes out there, but are still babes that make other brands look like shit, when really Victoria’s Secret is shit…made in China sweatshops with terrible yeast infection causing fabrics…that people still buy because mall brands and their promo models are hot to them…

Well, Lais Ribeiro is back in Brazil..tits out…just not as out as they were in her casting or really any of her nude shoots….cuz we’ve seen these mom tits out naked before…

But still worth staring at….

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