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2018

22

Nov

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk is everyone’s favorite 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who only got the job at 28…which is retirement age for most models…but thanks to her Swedish looks, her professional basketball playing body, her discipline and her willingness to get naked because at 28 years old what the fuck hav you got to lose, it’s only downhill from there…and in doing that she’s managed to get rich and famous…all being a promo model for a lingerie brand that isn’t even a lingerie brand…it’s just some bootleg underwear company that sells at malls to the most basic american woman trying to be hot because it is all she knows…you know simple minded on Thanksgiving….drunk on diabetes….in her white trash American home that relies on immigrants like this to sell them product they don’t need…that they really don’t need…because they shouldn’t be seen in underwear…just snowsuits…fatties.

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2018

22

Nov

Kaley Cuoco Nipple Slip of the Day

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I don’t know when this Kaley Cuoco nipple slip is from, but it looks like some kind of leaked nude, or stolen hacked nude from TheFappening, a scandal that didn’t get me any additional traffic despite posting most of that shit, because people don’t care about DrunkenStepfathers unless they are a porn category on the porn tubes…you sick fucks.

I just know that I have known girls with fake tits in the past, and those girls with fake tits have always wanted to show off their fake tits, because it’s like buying a car or a new couch, just materialistic people showing off materialistic things, because unlike John Ritter who she killed on set of her previous show, she’s still alive, richer than ever and vain as fuck with her tit out.

THAT is worth celebrating thanksgiving over.

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2018

22

Nov

Demi Rose Mawby Panty Flash of the Day

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Demi Rose flashing her panties….which is pretty classy of her considering she is a sex worker…but I guess with all her instagram followers from playing up the whole Kardashian thing with the fake face, ass, and tits has increased her day rate and her clientele so that she has to be classy and have some level of manners when she goes to their important events…because she’s now important…so she doesn’t just put her cunt out there, despite pretty much making a name for herself by putting her cunt out there…as she should, I mean what else was she destined to be…

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2018

22

Nov

Rihanna Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Guess what?

It’s THANKSGIVING…and here’s a pilgrim from Barbados who has managed to influence your country’s pop culture, reminding you that there is no official AMERICA, but rather a series of immigrants who make up your great nation, and who produce content for your great nation to absorb and digest and buy into….all while making the immigrant far more rich than any actual American living in their trailer park home…and if that isn’t hilarious to you, it’s hilarious to me…

Here are her tits in some magazine spread…because this is how that media wins you over and tricks you into paying attention to their shit.

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2018

22

Nov

Avril Lavigne Legs of the Day

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Avril Lavigne the Canadian who moved in on the USA thanks to her song and dance routine, and never left.

Stealing all your jobs like she was a Pilgrim stealing the land from the Natives on this Thanksgiving Feast they also stole from the natives, in what they portray as a friendly dinner amongst like minded people who wanted the growth and development of the country, when really it was just a take what they wanted cuz they were fat white people….

Well, it looks like she’s out there trying to get a new album together, a second coming of christ, if you were to think she was your lord and savior and you worshiped her like the pervert you are, because I am sure Canada, the place I live think of her as some kind of hero, but she’d really only be a hero if she killed off her husband Nickelback when she had a chance.

I realize you just really liked that she played the 15 year old girl until she was 30…roleplaying…that mall rat life…and her old lady legs today aren’t exciting – but I am doing it for Canada.

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2018

22

Nov

Julianne Hough Naughty Mormon on Rumspringa Thanksgiving of the Day

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I didn’t think Mormons celebrated modern holidays, or is that Jehovahs, I can’t tell the door to door friends I like to traumatize by answering my door nude, or in condom, apart…..I just know they are the fucking worst when they come knocking and projecting their bullshit religion on us in some pilgrimage that offends me….you know kind of like how the Europeans came into North America with their bullshit ideas that they decided to shove down the throats of the Indians before stealing their land….

Not that Julianne Hough is still a Mormon, I assume she’s turned her back on that church after having a sexual relationship with her brother, as Mormons do, you know keep it in the church, and family…when your family has decided you are both dance partners at the age of 9 and decide to fully commit to that…and you are sent to the UK to live in this foreign land with your brother to further your dance training…something that should have ended in her being a stripper…but instead got her to Hollywood…where she chose the fuck Cokehead Ryan Seacrest cuz he looked like her gay brother….life…

Unless this is just Rumspringa….you know those Mormons dress like Pilgrims….so it makes sense that she’d be out there being naughty on Thanksgiving for her people.

Crazy mormons…

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2018

22

Nov

Miley Cyrus Throwback Nudes for Thanksgiving of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a Thanksgiving Miracle, not because she survived her home burning in one of the Woolsey Camp Fires that didn’t kill enough garbage celebrities, but rather just gave them opportunities for sympathy from idiots who think Celebs are human, and the insurance companies they plan to rip off…

But a Thanksgiving miracle thanks to living that American Dream you all fought for in all the wars building up to American Freedom….because she was just a rich kid with a dream, a connected rich kid with a dream, who thanks to her dad being a One Hit Wonder Hick, was able to be sold off to the execs at Disney. Sexualized in their office as they do, and presented to the world as this character, totally accessible, safe for work, white girl with a barely clever premise, but it was designed for kids, not the perverts who decided Miley was hot and watched the show too…

Well…she was able to rebrand herself by getting naked at her own will, thanks to her marketing team team, taking ownership of her pussy by showing us all her pussy, totally unnecessary, but she did it anyway…and inspired so many other people to get naked…changing the whole course of the content girls produced…taking nude on the internet to the mainstream.

If that’s not a Thanksgiving Miracle Worth Giving Thanks To…I don’t know what is.

These pics of her recently surfaced, so I figure I’ll post them as a THROWBACK thursday.

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2018

22

Nov

Olga de Mar in a Hot Nude Shoot of the Day

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It’s Thanksgiving, so look at some American Colonialist named Olga de Mar making her way in the world…the American way and thanks to the internet she doesn’t even need to be in America to do it….but because of the American influence and the American need to follow nude pics of nude girls getting nude from all over the world….on American owned social media platforms…she is in a lot of ways living the American Dream….a Thanksgiving Miracle featuring someone who may not even know what Thanksgiving is, but doesn’t need to to contribute to the bottom line of American publicly traded companies through hr hotness…and willingness to do whatever it takes to get noticed.

I give thanks to sluts.

Her bio “do not offer me instagram brand deal,escorting,image,hostess,hairdone,friendship,love”

What…

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2018

22

Nov

Asian Girl Eats Big Ice Cream and Other Videos of the Day

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Dublin Faceplant

Teacher Watching Porn

Daytime TV

Weird Puerto Rican Funeral Art

Hang Gliding Fail

Master Excavator

Skeletor Robs Gas Station

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2018

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most irritating meme, article, story on the social media produced by sites that make a lot more money than me, that have staffs that produce articles for them, that all say the same fucking boring shit is:

How to deal with your family’s politics this thanksgiving…

As a form or strategy to not get mad at your Trump supporting uncle, or you anti-government drunkenstepfather, or your mom who is a fucking hippie socialist communist that hates the American way….

Because the media likes to keep you heated…

The simple solution is to kill them….or to get a fucking hobby or job and stop wasting your time preaching your bullshit…and stop being so easily offended or spending your days trying to not offend people you don’t even fucking know on the internet….

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