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2018

26

Nov

Noah Cyrus Bra and Panties of the Day

Noah Cyrus trying to be relevant is pretty fucking disgusting. I am a pervert and find this shameless use of nude selfies as a marketing tool annoying but only when the girl involved looks like Noah Cyrus. I am actually really into it when the girls getting naked are hot.

There was a time when the people you wanted to see naked, were hard to see naked, not that you’d ever want to see Noah Cyrus naked, but you wouldn’t have seen her naked or half naked back then, you’d have to beg and negotiate to get a nude, and when a nude struck you’d have no choice but to jack off fast to it because you were genuinely excited by it….

We live in an era where everyone gets naked, but that means that ugly girls are also getting naked, especially when they are rich brats trying to differentiate themselves from their super famous sister, when the only difference is hot ugly and not compelling she is…but she’s still doing it and I assume there’s at least one pervert Miley fan into her sister out there so this grossness is for them.

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2018

26

Nov

Olivia Culpo See Through of the Day

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Olivia Culpo may be wearing a stupid fucking bra for for the paparazzi who I guess she wants to be a subtle attention whore with, you know to not be overly obvious with her tits out all over the place like they are in the DMs of football players she sometimes gets to date publicly…strategy….

Some of the best whores out there, are the least whore in public, and the proof that this Culpo hustle is working comes in the form of the paparazzi actually following her around like she matters when really she just has a big instagram, which happens to everyone, and isn’t actually a celebrity or a talent in any way. She just played the fucking system right and is making money because of it and as silly as that is…it’s pretty funny to see yet another irrelevant become relevant through a little hustle in a lazy fucking world….a hustle that involved fucking as many famous people as she could until becoming famous in her own right…not that she’s famous, but the paparazzi are using their camera flash to see tit on her black shirt like old school paparazzi erotica…and so many other girls out there on istagram wish they were this advanced in their hustle…

The whole thing is stupid.

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2018

26

Nov

Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini Makes Me Hungry for Indian Buffet of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi, the liberated Indian woman, who by some standards is inspiring when it comes to ordering indian food, you know those nights where you don’t know what you want to eat for dinner and you see a Padma shameless self promotion pic in a bikini and you think “Butter Chicken and Samosa”….but also inspiring in the game of sugar babies because bitch got knocked up by one billionaire when with another billionaire who died thinking the baby was his..leaving the baby all his money…while really the baby was another billionaires, getting that kid to double dip in fucking tons of money before even breaking Padmas pussy in half on the way out…

Remarkable hustle you can’t help but appreciate, and I guess this bikini body at 50, still looks good, so couple that with her intelligence, manipulation and you have a recipe for a perfect hooker for a rich person who wants class and success and education with his hookers…

Brilliant really.

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2018

26

Nov

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora, Hailey Baldwin all had birthday’s this week, I know because I have instagram and for some reason people who have no association to these people, other than following them on social media, seemed compelled to post up birthday tributes, which is weird in and of itself, like why the fuck do they care about these people, what have any of these people done for them, other than manipulate them to be their followers and get paid stupid money by the brands trying to reach them…they are just pawns in the fucking system…

Well, Sarah Hyland, the creepy child star with what looks like a genetic retardation, who looked 12 at 20, has found her sex appeal and sex drive and we watched it unfold on social media…has probably posted the best birthday pic of herself..cuz she’s half naked, ripped and her little tit’s hanging out…as she drinks…the way any birthday girl should…before or after tricking her gay boyfriend into pretending he’s straight to leverage her celebrity for his own personal gain.

Right.

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2018

26

Nov

Sara Sampaio Wet Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is our favorite Fisherman’s daughter, straight from the slums of her dad’s fishing boat, grew up knee deep in Portuguese cod, before pulling some scams and finding her way into Victoria’s Secret, playing the Adriana Lima replacement, dark skin / light eyes, possible beard but they trim that shit….

Thanks to winning at life, she wasn’t forced to marry a local Portuguese man, but instead went to American and secured a billionaire, who you can see here fucking on the beach as a thank you, and as a status symbol for him, because rich dudes love showing off the shit they buy….

Pretty racy for a good Catholic girl turned nude model.

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2018

26

Nov

Heidi Klum Slutty on Instagram of the Day

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I like to call Heidi Klum’s pussy “Grey Matter”…or Grey Anatomy…or Grey Zone….you know because when it’s not shaved bald…it’s natural whiteness grows out…sure she can pass it off as a natural blond..but we know bitch is 300 years old…

But she’s out there in a bikini, still looking good, giving old ladies hope that they can still be considered sex objects into their 50s after being banged out by the kids, thanks to Eugenics from Nazi Germany, or maybe her vanity and pile of money to do whatever she can to stay hot. This is the world of MedicalSpas and Injections. Who fucking knows what she’s doing but I know the 50 year olds around me don’t look like this and that’s too bad..but luckily there are Heidi Klums out there to make them feel shitty about themselves, giving me more opportunity to convince them to fuck. Not that I want to fuck 50 year olds ever, but you take what you can get…or what requires the least effort.

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2018

26

Nov

Kaylee Killion Killin’ It of the Day

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Kaylee Killion should be called Kaylee Million, not because she looks like a million bucks, but because she’s getting naked on the internet for free, possibly to sell her snap chat premium behind the IRS’ back, but probably to find a better future for herself and just being here now, naked in photoshoots, means she can likely DM millionaires for sex and for them to pay the rent….that’s the way the world works…

Her instagram is HERE ….and she’s naked in every picture, not quite at a million followers, but in enough pics for people to fall into her NUDE trap!!!

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2018

26

Nov

Rebecca Bagnol Brings the Bush of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is some girl we’ve posted before, because she shows off her tits, and we like tits, and really everything she represents as an “artist”…you know using her body as her canvas to get her message out to the world…her feminism and empowerment…right?

It’s not just shameless angling that works cuz dudes are perverts…it’s obviously…because she’s got a bigger purpose and her tits are her conduit for that…and I guess so is her bush…you know might as well put it all there to get jerked off to.

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2018

26

Nov

Sarah Fucking Snyder’s Jaden Smith Fuckin’ Ass of the Day

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I don’t know who Sarah Fucking Snyder is but I do know the Hypebeast Generation of losers who pay 300 dollars for a t-shirt, think she’s awesome.

She’s an “internet” cool kid, with a social media account that she gets slutty on, all while looking 12…and has dated high profile rich kids who are also part of the Hypebeast Generation, Jaden Smith, and her pussy smell could be the reason her turned gay, or whatever he became while trolling everyone thanks to being WIll Smith’s son and rich.

I do appreciate any girl posing half naked, being cool…even if I don’t appreciate Hypebeast generation of losers thinking they are cool buying limited edition shoes for a lot of money. I do know people who have made a lot of money thanks to Hypebeast helping them sell product to fucking loser rich kids trying to be cool, and I do know Hypebeast has been around for as long as I’ve been around, and have made a shit ton of money in the process, thanks to being seen as “cool”….while I’ve just been a bottom feeder posting tits, they have brought you important news like when clothing brands do drops…

This wasn’t meant to be an ad for Hypebeast and their money making, or scamming idiots….this is about Sarah Fucking Snyder’s ass in a bikini…look at it.

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2018

26

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Pussy in a Bikini Being Fancy of the Day

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It is not my place to call out a girl for being a slut, or a whore, or an exhibitionist, or an attention seeker. They do a good enough job of that on their own.

I just do it for the LOLz…because for some reason, a reason I assume is caused by genetics or the core coding of humans, girls seem to love being hot, even when they are not. They like to be half naked, looked at by dudes, jerked off to maybe…and I am sure it’s some animalistic shit we do, that we don’t even know why we do it, to keep the species alive…

This tennis player, very rich, with many brand partners. A Montreal hero…putting her pussy out there on social media with a raging cameltoe…instead of just playing tennis, because she is more than just tennis, she’s also a person, a human…who likes the world or her audience to know what her pussy looks like while on a trip with tennis fetishist Richard Branson on his island / home / resort Necker Island…

Every girl posts bikini pics when given the chance…because they like it.

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