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2024

23

Jan

Britney Spears Crackhead Panty Dance of the Day

I guess Britney Spears has made her instagram private, because she wants to keep her community or content stream private for her officially followers of over 45 million people….you know an intimate group.

I don’t follow Britney Spears because I don’t waste my time on social media, I am too cool to be that desperate but likely a failure on the internet for not being that desperate when I should have been that desperate since social media people get paid.

So I don’t know when this weird panty dance video in a pair of knee high socks and weird retard slippers took. place, but they are saying it’s a recent post.

Sure it looks like it was shot in the mid 90s on a VHS before being transferred to digital and re-uploaded to social media, but she’s just a billion dollar brand in the entertainment space, she knows content better thanm we do…and that’s why this is so glossy, HDTV shit….

I still think Britney is dead, that this is a body double or old content used to keep her alive…but that’s just the conspiracy theorist in me, who has seen conspiracies come true….

For example, I watched Moonstruck accidentally last week, I even googled Norman Jewison who is not a Jewish son, and saw he still lived in Canada which was weird to me…then he died the next day….I’m not saying watching Moonstruck killed him, but the algorithm that made me watch Moonstruck probably did….something to think about while looking at Britney Shake her Ass…

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2024

23

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Shows Off her Chest Plate of the Day

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As a supporter of anorexia, an appreciator of low body fat, an advocate for skin hanging off bone bitches for a number of reasons….

Skinny is hot and not because they look too weak to run from my advances, but if I was a creeper with testosterone and a will to chase my prey that would potentially be the number one reason I want weak and skinny boney corpse like women….you know just their sternum plate pushing through their chest harder than you want to push your dick in their bony ass…

Skinny girls are great because they aren’t fat, sloppy, lazy and clearly motivated and restrictive….WILL POWER is worth celebrating because it’s far easier to be an old weathered pig in this era than a skinny enough that I can see your arteries through her thin layer of skin….skinny don’t look sick to me….it looks perfect..

So Sarah Michelle Gellar coming through at some event where she does a little “maybe she’s a speed” jiggle….as every bone and ligament shines through because of her low body fat….

She’s in her mid-40s or even her 50s at this point, but the Buffy the Vampire Slayer is looking better than the rest of the cast….so that deservers a celebration through masturbation directed at her.

This is an accomplishment….here’s a round-up of her achievements….

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2024

23

Jan

Barbara Palvin’s in Lingerie of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is either married or soon to be married to one of the Sprouse twins from the Suite Life of a Zach and Cody. I don’t know if that means she used to watch the show and fantasize about making love to the twins from her war torn cold water flat in Hungary…..you know getting her bootleg feed from the Disney Channel or whatever that show was on from one of her Communist Spy friends who knew how to tap into the American satellites.

when she first dropped in American via Victoria’s Secret she was like 18 and they linked her to Justin Bieber, so I guess she’s always had a thing for the Teen Beat coverboys created by the industry…

Anyway, she is still in lingerie, all these years later and she’s looking less fat than she was when Victoria’s Secret dropped her for being plus sized, only to replace her with her friend Stella Maxwell….and I appreciate a classic bikini/underwear model still existing without rocking a boner, or chopping off her tits, or being 400 pounds and retarded or handicapped in this woke era…..just classic good looking half nakedness is all we need.

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2024

23

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Flower Back of the Day

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I don’t know if people jerk off to Bella Thorne, but she’s a fixture in the pop culture Hollywood scene, thanks to being bred by the industry, trained as a Disney Kid before turning 18 and being told to venture off like an AMISH on RUMSPRINGER, delving into the sleazy and engaging world of Social Media Trash, even launching her only exclusive content site to show off her titties, all in efforts to keep the fans thinking she wasn’t some industry created NARC, but rather and escapee who was just like them.

Anyway, the big tits and big ass were in Paris in a TIGHT dress and if that’s not exciting, then her latest movie announcement which is that she’s having her feature directorial debut with a movie about a Gay Man growing up in the Bible Belt….just what the people need in terms of pandering bullshit….because I know southern gays and they seem totally fucking fabulous and fine with being southern gays in their southern community….

So whether you find Bella Thorne hot or not, she matters, so she might as well have fat tits and a fat ass to look at while mattering…

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2024

23

Jan

Kait K is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Kaitlin K, she’s a social media influencer or nude content vendor that you’ve probably never heard of, but she has 675k followers, so she’s definitely figured out how to seduce a large group of men into watching her every move, but I don’t think that was too complicated to figure out, it wasn’t like she had to map out a strategic marketing plan or business plan, she didn’t have to go to school or train for this, she didn’t buy some youtuber course on how to make millions selling idiots get rich scheme courses, she just looked in the mirror, or down on her chest and said “these bad boys are gonna make Kait K a happy woman”…..

She was gifted with giant tits and giant tits make dreams come true so if you’re a chick with less than giant tits…it sucks to be you….but I’d be more than happy to comfort you, to let you cry on my pervert shoulder because I am into tiny tits and the failure that live with not being giant tits…my penis can relate.

Anyway, here’s Kait K doing it. She’s not important but she probably thinks she is, so that’s what it’s about.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

23

Jan

Oliwia Knapek is the Instagram Of The Day

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The world likes to hate on the social media influencer or the onlyfans model, but that can’t be the case with all social media influencers or all onlyfans models, because there are a bunch of girls making a lot more money than if they had a job, all thanks to the power of converting their horny social media followers, to their nude content platforms….

It’s one of those every chick’s got a price, and they’re all just a dollar offer away from sex work, but now it’s made more obvious and the sex work is hardly seen as sex work, because they don’t have to actually face danger to touch dicks or fuck dicks to get their pay….

If anything that takes away all the edge, desperation, hardness and risk to being a sex worker, so dudes pay to see half nudes and to sex a call center you’ve hired to sext on your behalf…BORING scam….

I want facing death with every trick cuz you don’t know how fucked in the head the man hiring you is….

This internet whoring is too fucking soft….

Her name is Oliwia Knapek and I know nothing about her…

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

23

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Old Lady Titty Show of the Day

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Here’s Sofia Vergara seducing you with her pictures like she’s not in her mid-50s…

I don’t find Sofia Vergara all that exciting. I didn’t find her all that exciting when she was a low level titty model living in Miami figuring things out before landing her hit show in her late 30s, allowing her big Colombian titties to get the praise they deserved, all while playing up her accent harder than the dicks who helped her get where she got, if anything that accent she plays up is one of the most offensive things about her. I know Colombian people, who still live in Colombia and they speak english with a less aggressive accent and this bitch has been in America for 30 fucking years….it’s FAKE, but what do you expect, she’s an actor and everything about actors is fake, except maybe Sofia Vergara’s tits, those could be real since they’re the reason she’s able to be an actor that is fake…

In the last 24 hours she’s posted her tits in various poses on her social media, it’s not that exciting, but I’m posting it anyway.

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2024

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Hey you fucking losers, you’re still visiting websites, that’s hilarious. Don’t you know that life is on social media, what the fuck is wrong with you..

Yes, I realize I update this fucking website, I realize that social media is life, which is why I keep updating this fucking website, there’s something seriously wrong with me….

Are you into TOOL? Here’s a clip from that TOOL concert by people who are still into TOOL…..which I may never understand but I figured you’re into that kind of thing and I’m just being nice….because I know there is something seriously wrong with BOTH of us…

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2024

22

Jan

Em Rata is On Vacation of the Day

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Em Rata is the best selling author of some shit called “My Body”….and she was recently on the cover of some magazine with the quote “Em Rat Cow Doesn’t Give a Fuck About What You Think of Her”….meanwhile everything about her seems like she really fucking cares about what people think about her….each content piece is designed to get as many views as possible in the most shameless way…such a shameless way that she even wrote a best selling book trying to intellectualize her shamelessness by positioning it as empowering…

She’s also pushing product on her online store, which means that she wants people to buy the products from her online store, which is the opposite of not giving a fuck about what people think, she really gives a fuck about what they think and she is trying to game them into thinking they want to buy her bullshit…

So shockingly, a set of big influencer tits who got famous for the ways she used her influencer tits, is a fucking lie, a fraud, a pile of bullshit to re-write her narrative because she’s won at life and no one really cares enough to actually bother thinking of her as a shameless whore, but rather as some cultural empowering icon who is paving the way for shameless whores to not give a fuck, while giving a fuck, making money off idiots they don’t give a fuck, but give a fuck about…it’s all so confusing…

In this series from her vacation, you’ll see Em Rata’s artistry use a flower as a representation of her ANUS….deep.

I don’t know if these are Em Rata staff or Em Rata friends, but I’m going with Staff who pretend to be her friends cuz she pays them….I don’t believe Em Rata has any friends!

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2024

22

Jan

Michelle Trachtenberg Scares the Fans of the Day

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Michelle Trachtenberg is going viral for posting some of these pictures, because her fans were genuinely concerned about her well-being. She looks that bad in the pics.

They saw her thinning hair, they saw her all old and shit, they saw her weirdly dyed hair, like she’s some kind of middle aged spinster lesbian who has that cat parasite that has turned her into a chronic knitting monster who is constantly outraged by various things on social media…

I don’t think Trachtenberg was ever hot, but she did tell me that she didn’t get her period until she was in her 20s, which could potentially be seen as hot to the people into not knocking up their emotionally stunted women who were starved out to get movie roles by their evil stage parents….

At the time she was pretty obese, so the whole looking like a middle aged mom with an auto-immmune disease, maybe one too many vaccines, maybe one too many bad break-ups isnt’ quite hot to me, but better than pics of how obese she is…definitely not quite hot…but better than body positivity…

Things die, hair falls out, walls get hit when you’re a chick, life keeps going on….there’s plenty of hot pussy to fixate on while this one clearly dies off before our eyes…

Michelle Trachtenberg had to address the fan’s concern and let them know “This is aging bros, it’s not 1999 anymore, you Buffy nerd perverts who have kept me alive all these years”….

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