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2018

26

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez in all her plastic surgery glory, has been rebuilt like an old fucking car, found in Mexico and imported to America, because the frame was still good, it didn’t have any rust thanks to their dry desert heat, only unlike the two years old that parents are trying to throw over the border, who is getting tear gassed because his parents are irresponsible and not going through the proper measures to get through the border to take advantage of some Asylum clause that doesn’t apply to me when I go to Plattsburgh New York for some cheap booze, gas and all my American snacks, it is only a 45 minute drive that has in the past got me interrogated on both sides of the border, because that’s what the BORDER is supposed to do….

As a Canadian, I can only spend under 6 months legally in the country, not working, which is easy since I don’t work…I can’t just decide “I am moving to America” and just move to America. I’d have to marry a lonely fat bitch, or I’d have to get a work visa…there is a system in place…so when I see people getting tear gassed, I’m like at least they aren’t being shot…

Eiza, an actress, who fucked Fergie’s husband after they split to solidify herself in America..is likely a rich Mexican who bought her way into the country…or got a visa from being a hot chick with an agency ready to exploit her like a sex worker, but for entertainment…and here she is stealing your men and jobs in a bikini being hot.

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2018

26

Nov

Halle Berry Bra and Panties of the Day

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Halle Berry is running her instagram like Black Twitter…you know doing it like a THOT would do…almost baiting us into paying her Snapchat Premium…because snapchat is the biggest pornsite around….

When I look at Halle Berry’s use of instagram as an old lady, I can’t help but wonder how great her feed would have been if instagram happened when she was just a white girl with a black father getting cast as a black girl cuz she’s white and the Hollywood execs don’t like actual black people…

SYSTEMATIC RACISM motherfuckers….#metoo or whatever…because the #metoo movement doesn’t even exist anymore…it was a myth by the media…

But you gotta think if a girl is this good this old, knowing she’s not at her prime, imagine what she was capable when she was younger…unless of course she’s like most old ladies who know they are near the end of the line and stop giving a fuck…and throw down like they always wanted to..it just took them a while to get there….but based on her success…I doubt that’s the case…and it’s more a ho is a ho is a ho…perfect for christmas…right…some Santa shit…

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2018

26

Nov

Gabby Epstein Erotica of the Day

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Gabby Epstein is some bootleg Alexis Ren from Australia….

She’s 23, pretends she’s an actual model, but is really just some beach lifestyle bikini wearing slut, who produces content of herself in a bikini, doing beach lifestyle things, all while having a pretty beat up looking face, but who needs a face, not even Alexis Ren, her leader needs a face, when all of us perverts are just looking at youthful fit bodies half naked.

She has managed to take her instagram modeling to Los Angeles, where she can live that good Hollywood life, even closer to the rich men who like to fuck girls from instagram…

Apparently, she’s got a Biomedical bachelors degree, which is a clever back-up plan because this instagram slut in a bikini hustle can’t last forever, I mean she will turn 30 at some point, but she’ll probably have a bikini company, or sunscreen company by then….cuz these bitches are enterprising and all it takes is half naked on instagram…

Gabby Epstein Wet Red Bikini Tits Pussy Print

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2018

26

Nov

Gigi Hadid Getting Wet of the Day

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Here’s some Gigi Hadid throwing herself overboard after seeing what her sisters actually look like without all the muppet shit she’s jacking in her muppet face.

Or maybe she realizes that she’s a terrorist, and not the 3 year old Mexicans getting tear gas shot out them, and that the real enemy of the state, and the future of our people is already within the border walls, and living the blessed rich person life in expansive mansions with all the money they’ve made manipulating children into thinking they are relevant…in a doing us all a favor play….

Or maybe she’s just on some rich person trip that she doesn’t have to pay for and she wants everyone to see the ass she’s being squats and getting ass injections to get in a less than obvious way…even if it’s pretty fucking obvious…

Point being, we’re all allowed to interpret this cinematic selfie genius how we want to interpret it, and some may just like staring at the ass, while others see the bigger issue this Palestinian brings, and either way…it happened and I’m reporting on it like an investigative journalist….who does all my investigative research on instagram without actually looking into anything I am looking at because ultimately…it doesn’t matter.

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2018

26

Nov

Halsey Spreads her Legs of the Day

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Halsey is a very important pop star, who was photographed ripping lines of some drugs, and brands still choose to work with her, because it’s a different era, where ripping lines is mainstream and cool…and the marketing people rip lines all day and week…and to not hire some popstar trash because of it would be hypocritical..and we’re in a world of trying to be as authentic as possible…that’s the whole point of social media you know…just being real…in the fakest fucking way…with muppet face injections and photoshop…curated and pretending to be something you’re not…and all I can think of is all the careers ruined by drugs, when no one wanted to associate with people known for being on drugs, like Lohan the Lunatic….if only she was 10 years younger…when her weirdness was celebrated not getting her blacklisted and shipped off and sold off to an arab.

All this to say….Halsey is garbage and here she is spreading her opportunistic, climbed to the top from the club bathroom, pretends she’s black when it is convenient…bullshit.

Nipples hard at a basketball game..

Titties as a lumberjack:

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2018

26

Nov

Kylie Jenner Degenerate Calendar of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is in some pin-up style calendar for her fans…

The idea that people still buy pin-up style calendars seem hilarious. It’s old technology and it would take a real fucking pervert to go out there and buy a calendar, yet all these girls put out Calendars, and all these girls are money grubbing perverts, so I assume they actually sell enough of them to make it worth their time, which is insane to me..

I mean I’ve seen calendars in garages and other places where old European dudes work, you know the kind of blue collar dude who doesn’t have a smart phone…but Miley’s demographic is more the Black Twitter group that clearly doesn’t know how to read or write, and the idea they’d buy this shit is fucking odd to me…

A post pregnant muppet looking bitch half naked is the last thing I’d want to reference every day of the year to remind me of the scam she’s pulled off as the terrorist she clearly is – destroying society as a whole…one face injection at a time…

Disgusting people doing disgusting things.

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2018

26

Nov

Noah Cyrus Bra and Panties of the Day

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Noah Cyrus trying to be relevant is pretty fucking disgusting. I am a pervert and find this shameless use of nude selfies as a marketing tool annoying but only when the girl involved looks like Noah Cyrus. I am actually really into it when the girls getting naked are hot.

There was a time when the people you wanted to see naked, were hard to see naked, not that you’d ever want to see Noah Cyrus naked, but you wouldn’t have seen her naked or half naked back then, you’d have to beg and negotiate to get a nude, and when a nude struck you’d have no choice but to jack off fast to it because you were genuinely excited by it….

We live in an era where everyone gets naked, but that means that ugly girls are also getting naked, especially when they are rich brats trying to differentiate themselves from their super famous sister, when the only difference is hot ugly and not compelling she is…but she’s still doing it and I assume there’s at least one pervert Miley fan into her sister out there so this grossness is for them.

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2018

26

Nov

Olivia Culpo See Through of the Day

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Olivia Culpo may be wearing a stupid fucking bra for for the paparazzi who I guess she wants to be a subtle attention whore with, you know to not be overly obvious with her tits out all over the place like they are in the DMs of football players she sometimes gets to date publicly…strategy….

Some of the best whores out there, are the least whore in public, and the proof that this Culpo hustle is working comes in the form of the paparazzi actually following her around like she matters when really she just has a big instagram, which happens to everyone, and isn’t actually a celebrity or a talent in any way. She just played the fucking system right and is making money because of it and as silly as that is…it’s pretty funny to see yet another irrelevant become relevant through a little hustle in a lazy fucking world….a hustle that involved fucking as many famous people as she could until becoming famous in her own right…not that she’s famous, but the paparazzi are using their camera flash to see tit on her black shirt like old school paparazzi erotica…and so many other girls out there on istagram wish they were this advanced in their hustle…

The whole thing is stupid.

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2018

26

Nov

Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini Makes Me Hungry for Indian Buffet of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi, the liberated Indian woman, who by some standards is inspiring when it comes to ordering indian food, you know those nights where you don’t know what you want to eat for dinner and you see a Padma shameless self promotion pic in a bikini and you think “Butter Chicken and Samosa”….but also inspiring in the game of sugar babies because bitch got knocked up by one billionaire when with another billionaire who died thinking the baby was his..leaving the baby all his money…while really the baby was another billionaires, getting that kid to double dip in fucking tons of money before even breaking Padmas pussy in half on the way out…

Remarkable hustle you can’t help but appreciate, and I guess this bikini body at 50, still looks good, so couple that with her intelligence, manipulation and you have a recipe for a perfect hooker for a rich person who wants class and success and education with his hookers…

Brilliant really.

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2018

26

Nov

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora, Hailey Baldwin all had birthday’s this week, I know because I have instagram and for some reason people who have no association to these people, other than following them on social media, seemed compelled to post up birthday tributes, which is weird in and of itself, like why the fuck do they care about these people, what have any of these people done for them, other than manipulate them to be their followers and get paid stupid money by the brands trying to reach them…they are just pawns in the fucking system…

Well, Sarah Hyland, the creepy child star with what looks like a genetic retardation, who looked 12 at 20, has found her sex appeal and sex drive and we watched it unfold on social media…has probably posted the best birthday pic of herself..cuz she’s half naked, ripped and her little tit’s hanging out…as she drinks…the way any birthday girl should…before or after tricking her gay boyfriend into pretending he’s straight to leverage her celebrity for his own personal gain.

Right.

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