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2018

26

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Topless for The Hills Comeback of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is Spencer Pratt’s sister. She was a third tier character, a show I never watched, but was forced to know irrlevant details about, because of the simple fact that these people were everywhere and it was an era of MTV running pop culture and people being forced to listen, because we were exposed to their nonsense…

She was clever enough to go to the UK on her USA fame, and create a reality show career there, Europe is great, especially in the summer…

She is cast in MTV’s remix or revival of The Hills so she’s finally ready to make it in America after being famous in Europe and irrelevant in America for so long…

So she showed the world how EURO she has become, topless on the beach, in a Free the Nip, don’t sexualize the nip, lie that justifies showing the nip to the people who don’t even care to see the nip because ultimate. Who the fuck is Stephanie Pratt…

But it’s still a nip. Free the Nip.

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2018

26

Sep

Bebe Rexha Big Fat Ass in Latex Pants of the Day

BEBE REXHA, who is not her sister Anna REXIA….because she’s thick as fuck and clearly eats a lot to maintain this body…you know as a singer and dancer producing garbage pop music you burn a lot of calories and those who are destined to be 300 pounds can usually balance that out to maintain a semi-normal size do to the calorie intensive burn of pop music performances…

I have seen her name, BEBE REXHA, out there a lot, but still haven’t heard one of her songs, which is probably a good thing, because it’s safe to assume it’s like everything else going on in pop music…and that means terrible, because kids have no taste, music isn’t music, it’s all videogame soundtracks…

I don’t know why she is out there grabbing her ass in Latex, but it is her slapping and grabbing her fat ass, something you can tell she’s proud of and feels is her best feature, and what people give her attention for….so give the people what they want…no time for teasing in an era where you need to clickbait hard and heavy to even be noticed.

Bebe Rexha Big Tits Tight Pants Cameltoe

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2018

26

Sep

Disha Shmetova Nude Russian Tits and Bush of the Day

Disha Shemetova Nipples Naked Photoshoot

Disha Shmetova russian model…

This is the first time I am posting on her, which is too bad, but just be happy that we’ve come across this shoot today…because she’s hot…

You see, there’s a part of me that wishes I could spend my days posting all the instagram nude shoots being produced in a given day, you know showing you all the talent scrambling to be relevant out there, but there’s not enough time in the world, no one is submitting their photoshoots to me, it’s like I don’t even exist in their world of Instagram, where all they care about is growing their instagram, and I am not that kind of partner, I can’t help them on social media, I am anti social and no one likes me..

Also, it’d be impossible to keep track of all these women, international hookers, sex workers, aspiring models, or whatever…because everyday 1000 new girls around the world want to be a social media star, and are getting naked to do it.

I would need a team of 10 perverts managing that side of the business and I can’t even afford to pay my server!

SO…..here we are, posting the pics that rise to the top of the internet….Disha Shmetova….an angel…with some bush…and I think you can all appreciate all she has to offer tits out working on living the dream – her best life…etc.

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2018

26

Sep

Tess Holiday BBW Monster of the Day

Tess Holiday Fat Fuck

Tess Holiday is a monster, who has been feeling challenged in terms of her mental health, because anyone of her disgusting size, is both delusional and has mental issues, that lead to a negative relationship with food, that they spun into a business as a model, despite being too plus sized for plus sized, while remaining a fetish to people into Burlesque and that pin-up shit, despite being a fucking monster…

She posted this as bait for an EMPOWERMENT post, to instigate attention, because in what will be a short life, she wants to make as much noise as possible and love the controversy.

She knows she’s disgusting, and unhealthy…but she’s got all this support because it’s trendy to be body positive and inclusive.

She knows she’s a bad role model and shouldn’t be more than a woman in porn for dudes into morbidly obese women…

She tries to play that she loves herself and her body but she’s just too lazy to do anything about it, which means she doesn’t love it, she’s killing herself…she just loves attention…because fat girls can be narcissists with confidence….loud and in your face too….

Seeing her belly hanging out nude for some shoot she did, that she posted, is offensive to me, and anyone else who didn’t consent to seeing this content.

Keep it in your damn elastic band pants….

Here’s her cry me a river statement…that she probably wrote eating lots of baked goods as she does.

This is one thing wrong with America….fat chicks being used but not as sex workers or cashiers at Walmart, or Trailer Park chain smokers on Disability….

Garbage.

This month tested my mental health, but here I am, still standing, still grateful, still happy, still a fat covergirl… but I’m also fucking exhausted. I know this photo will piss people off, it will be shared worldwide while being mocked & judged, saying how I’m “negatively affecting” impressionable young minds, & I’m prepared for that. My body has always felt like a war zone, but I’ve made peace with that. It’s your minds that need to change.

This is a photo that wasn’t used from my @selfmagazine cover shoot a couple months ago

The sick thing in all this is that I know you’d love to make her eat your dick covered in icing sugar…and that’s what’s wrong with the readership of this site.

I’m talking to you.

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2018

26

Sep

Giada De Laurentiis Bikini of the Day

Giada De Laurentiis Tits Swimsuit

Giada De Laurentiis is a 48 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her…

So despite being old as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics…

She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from….

Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others…

So her tits, like all tits people seem to care about, come from money and fame before she even existed…and there’s nothing impressive in making a career from that…but being bold enough to wear a bikini at 100 years old…that’s impressive..I guess.

Giada De Laurentiis Tits Pussy Print Swimsuit

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2018

26

Sep

Josephine Skriver Ass Shot of the Day

Josephine Skriver Ass in Black Thong Jersey

The most disappointing thing about these Josephine Skriver or THIS Josephine Skriver picture is that she posted it to promote Football, or her favorite team, the Raiders, who I guess she’s getting paid to promote, because she’s from Europe, what the fuck business does she have being a fan of a footaball team, unless it’s just for their colors, who fucking knows, but it’s been something I’ve seen on her feed for over a year, and something that I saw this weekend when she posted it, that I even screenshotted because I was like “I’ll post that on Monday”….to which I forgot to post on Monday, because ultimately there are too many sluts getting naked for likes that I can’t keep track of them all, and really I find the whole thing irritating, like when you work in an ice cream shop and can’t eat ice cream, staring at this shit all day doesn’t negatively affect me or turn me gay, but it irritates me how boring it may be…

What isn’t boring is the storyline I’ve written from this one who was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this…

Naughty, slutty, but she’s doing it for her team bro…

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2018

26

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Legs of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is an angel sent from heaven and even when she looks like pure shit – she’s still magical and will always be…maybe it’s because she represents an era we all love and hated when it was happening, destroyed by the paparazzi before you were able to produce you own content that would have destroyed you back then, but now gets you celebrated…

She’s a what the fuck happened, what could have been so amazing, self destructed….

She was the BIGGESt fucking deal in Hollywood, with her 8 or 9 Academy award nominations and 6 wins….for life changing movies like Freaky Friday….to someone always in the paparazzi, destroyed by the paparazzi, turned to drugs thanks to the hard life she lived, despite it being a cushy fucking life compared to people with real problems, but entitled brats don’t grasp that..

Now she’s a fucking novelty act in Arab countries who love American things like Mercedes and designer clothing…

If you know what I mean…and what I mean is that Lohan, despite looking terrible, is still a goddess to me….

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Here she is acting in her latest movie, glad to see she’s back….

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2018

26

Sep

Bella Hadid is Terrifying in a Lingerie Dress of the Day

Bella Hadid is skinny. She has big tits. She is a rich kid who’s father purchased a career for her, and who has shown the world the power of putting some budget into instagram early on, because it allows you to get a captivated audience which will be desirable to marketing people who are too lazy to find ways to make themselves captivating by selling captivating product, but who are instead rich enough to throw a million dollars at idiots like this…

Bella Hadid also has a pointy fucking face, with hard edges, and looks like a man, or a witch, or something in Movie make-up for a horror movie, which may be her next place, and that is weird considering all the face injections she’s had to look like a Mysterious Elvira type character….

I just find her too much hype and a whole lot of dog shit.

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2018

26

Sep

Fat Kylie Jenner and her Super Car of the Day

Fat Kylie Jenner squeezed into some spandex to look like she’s got a hot body for the hip hop community that is into this kind of body, now that her pussy’s been officially banged out hard enough to welcome all the black cock that can be thrown at her, to fill the void that was left in her soul when her mother monetized her at the age of 3, and continued to monetize her through her adult years, while her dad was out cutting his dick off, and her sisters were forcing her to look the part of the instagram whore the hip hop community would appreciate, with fat injected into her ass from her gut, her face rebuilt to sell cosmetics, all while breeding because she either had too many abortions or felt it’d be a fun accessory for her life…I don’t have the answers, but I blame OJ.

Girls don’t naturally carry their weight like this, they don’t ave flat stomachs and hip to waist ratio when they are this size, it’s all created in a lab, or the family’s plastic surgery ward of their house, and it’s been really fucking terrible for impressionable young girls, who look up to these people and by what they are influenced to buy, and do what they do, because everything about them, besides the ability to sell merchandise, is fucking awful.

The fact they still exist and are a thing is insane, but when you’re billionaires, I guess it’s easy to be trashy and visible to the world who should stone you to death, but instead pay attention to you and your fat asses…

The whole thing, disturbing. I mean the fact the ugly girls can make it as hot girls…crazy….but then again her dad is making it as a woman…so I guess the world is your oyster when you’re rich and disgusting and shameless.

So fucking gross.

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2018

26

Sep

Rat Cow in Vouge Spain of the Day

Everyone’s favorite tits that don’t matter but that have a lot of followers and that think they matter….are in VOGUE SPAIN.

This is all thanks to these tits thinking they are important, and spending years being brought to all kinds of relevant events, with relevant people, getting jobs with relevant companies, making relevant money…. all thanks to being in a music video topless, when they were younger…and tits were more exciting to people….

These tits, and their host body have put a lot of effort into making people believe they matter, they have tried so fucking hard, and I guess it’s paying off for her…and I guess there’s something we can all learn from this and that is that if you have a set of big tits….ANYTHING is possible…dreams can come true…perverts will always be down to look at them in various states of undress, even if it’s just for a few seconds….

Vogue Spain…it’s happening…It’s boring…

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