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2018

21

Sep

Hannah Ferguson Nipple of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is showing off her nipple – now that she’s lost weight as is an actual fashion model.

There was a time when Hannah Ferguson was just a SI Swimsuit model, which I guess isn’t that big of an accomplishment, since they’ll take anyone, even fat chicks.

But she decided to use her access from SI to lose weight and try her damn best to get into real fashion modeling, it’s more luxurious, less low level trash, you know because the end goal isn’t to be a calendar photo cut out of a magazine in some chop shop or garage…it’s to eat caviar motherfuckers…caviar..

She’s got a rich boyfriend, or husband – I don’t know, and now that she’s out there buying that legit model career she always wanted tits out, which we like, because if you’re a busy model, we want your tits out…so whatever she’s trying to angle…I like this angle…or these angles…all of them…SINCE THERE’s nipple in it…

No longer a sugar baby trying to find athletes to fuck and pay her rent. She’s high end.

: Hannah Ferguson posing backstage at Byblos Spring Summer 2019 show during Milan Fashion Week in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Hannah Ferguson Ref: SPL5025962 190918 NON-EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Marijo Cobretti / SplashNews.com Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 0207 644 7656 Milan: +39 02 4399 8577 Sydney: +61 02 9240 7700 photodesk@splashnews.com World Rights

: Hannah Ferguson posing backstage at Byblos Spring Summer 2019 show during Milan Fashion Week in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Hannah Ferguson Ref: SPL5025962 190918 NON-EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Marijo Cobretti / SplashNews.com Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 0207 644 7656 Milan: +39 02 4399 8577 Sydney: +61 02 9240 7700 photodesk@splashnews.com World Rights

: Hannah Ferguson posing backstage at Byblos Spring Summer 2019 show during Milan Fashion Week in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Hannah Ferguson Ref: SPL5025962 190918 NON-EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Marijo Cobretti / SplashNews.com Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 0207 644 7656 Milan: +39 02 4399 8577 Sydney: +61 02 9240 7700 photodesk@splashnews.com World Rights

: Hannah Ferguson posing backstage at Byblos Spring Summer 2019 show during Milan Fashion Week in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Hannah Ferguson Ref: SPL5025962 190918 NON-EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Marijo Cobretti / SplashNews.com Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 0207 644 7656 Milan: +39 02 4399 8577 Sydney: +61 02 9240 7700 photodesk@splashnews.com World Rights

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2018

21

Sep

Bella Hadid Nipples Out for Fashion of the Day

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Bella Hadid Nipples while playing dress up…

This is rich girls who get everything they want, you know the PONIES at their birthday parties that have a petting zoo and all the carnival games.

You may remember the My Super Sweet 16 show that was on TV, which give a glimpse into just how fucking insane the real rich are…and the Hadids are the real rich.

So their dad bought them a career, a cover, bought some ads and made them happen….and now they exist..

So while people who don’t understand advertising and marketing think these were just famous models because they are famous models and not contrived and fabricated models using the lie that is the internet to make them….and brands throw money at them…I know…this is just rich girls playing dress up playing models like everyday is Halloween, because really being a model isn’t hard to do.

I figure if her nipples are out, she’s doing modeling right, and reminds me of when I used to jerk off to Fashion TV for the nipples…only instead of being some found in a Mall in the Midwest poor girl gone luxury…she’s some rich trash who isn’t that hot…but good tits.

Here are her nipples all hard

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2018

21

Sep

Madelaine Petsch Bike Shorts of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is the girl from Riverdale, the hot one from Riverdale who looks like she’s had face injections, to live up to her instagram account’s hype…#nofilter…you know how these things work.

I think Riverdale is a pile of fucking shit as a show, but I am not a 12 year old girl…and really this one, carrying her YOUTUBE VLOGGER CAMERA…is clearly only on RIverdale to increase her YOUTUBE subscribers…since that’s where the real money is…

Everyone is a media network, and sometimes they happen to land on a bigger network to build their own network so that they can make lots of money for years to come.

It’s the dream everyone is living, how to monetize themselves all day running ads for idiots who don’t know it’s an ad…

The highlight of this is the werido bike shorts, because bike shorts are a trend..and not just on old Jewish doctors with Road Bikes…everyone’s fucking wearing them and they are gay as fuck…except when shorts are jacked in cunt.

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2018

21

Sep

ALexa Chung Showing Off her Nipples of the Day

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Alexa Chung, whoever the fuck that is, is in a sheer dress with her nipple out, for Fashion at some excluive event, because that’s what these idiots live for…getting the fucking invite….so that on the red carpet they can bust out tit.

So give her what she wants and look at that tit. It doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but it’s a tit and that makes it matter enough for us…

This behavior is celebrated because it needs to be…we want everyone doing this and they are…make the nipple out a social norm…

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2018

21

Sep

Lottie Moss Fat Tits in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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Lottie Moss and her fat tits that she bought by riding her last name. The best thing, or only reason you know this low level reality star looking UK garbage is because her half sister, who she’s probably met 10 times in her life during the high Holidays when Kate Moss wasn’t too busy having unprotected sex with Heroin Addicts, Rockstars, ETC….

She’s being shot by the paparazzi, because that’s the world we live in, and this face is what I call, “the paparazzi are watching let me seem like I am dealing with drama”…because all they want is to be famous any way they can….

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2018

21

Sep

Emma Rose Kenney Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Emma Rose Kenney is Debbie Gallagher on Shameless, who you probably never see naked, I stopped watching that show after the first season because I hate Emmy Rossum, and more importantly, it was just too over the top in their comedy. You see growing up, I loved gutter, white trash, incest, poverty, degenerates..and the weirder the people were the more interesting, but Shameless was a Disney version of that and it was just too over the fucking top that my Autism couldn’t relate, or appreciate it, I just saw the white Hollywood rich people writing as much nonsense as they could, going as far as they could with it, making it silly…

Point being the ugly daughter, Emma Rose Kenney, has social media and is slutty on it….

Here is the other slutty girl from Shameless named Sammi Hanratty dancing in her underwear and bra

The world seems bright….

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Posted in:Emma Rose Kenney|Sammi Hanratty|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Sailor Cook Brinkley Whoring Out in Panties Selfie of the Day

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I don’t find Sailor Cook Brinkley hot, but she’s rich and her mother, in all her face injection glory, still looks the same as she did 60 years ago, when being a bikini model was an actual thing, and not something that every single girl who owns a bikini does.

It amazes me when looking at this picture – that girls are taking pics like this of themselves for social media..for the world to see.. and not limiting to trying to make guys they want to fuck cum over text message.

I come from an era of panty pics being a big deal, and now girl openly does it, cuz everyone is doing it, even though she’s rich and has other options, for her family to look at, consult and comment on…you know her mom is partially behind this coordinating it cuz she’s experienced…and that is fucking crazy to me…but not crazy to look at because I appreciate all girls, every girl, posting up panty pics like this for fun…cuz looking at it, when we really have no business looking at this….is one of the greatest things social media has contributed to our lives.

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2018

21

Sep

Kaili Thorne Erotica of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s unofficial sister….who is doing whatever she can to ride the Thorne train, even though she was getting slutty on instagram and social media long before Bella Thorne was, so this one’s been riding the name for a long time…back when Bella was less of a crackwhore on the instagram for attention and more of a bubblegum Disney Girl…

It only makes sense that she’d continue this behavior, since it’s all she’s done, and we should encourage her and let her know that maybe one day she’s be a Bella Thorne too….but until then, like all the Bella Fans…she keeps trying…

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2018

21

Sep

Jessica Simpson Monster Tits of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is pregnant for the third or fourth time, and you know what that means, her monster mom tits are about to get substantially bigger…because if there’s one thing we know about Jessica Simpson beyond that she has huge tits, it’s that this girl blows the fuck up and eats the fuck up when she gets pregnant…after the first pregnant she was carrying 100 pounds of fat for years…until her dad or management got her 1,000,000 dollar deal to lose it…something even the richest billionaire could use as a motivator…if they actually want to lose weight.

Maybe the government needs to pay out all money they spend due to the financial strain obesity has on society…give that money back out to the fat people in dollars not in medicine for their diseases from being fat…I am sure at least 50% of them would try to lose the weight…for a while… before realizing they are lazy fucks and that’s why they are fat in the first place and they like being fat…so they go back to fat…..like Jessica Simpson is about to do….

Just look at her showing off her baked goods she’s eating up….to help relate to her Walmart Shopping fanbase….an easy to manipulate crowd if you’re fat and white and famous….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Madison Beer Hairy Belly Tube Top Fetish of the Day

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Here’s Madison Beer, a Youtuber turned legit starlet thanks to the mainstream media is lazy and like spending their days on Instagram and Youtube trying to find the next popular thing, instead of actually digging through the crowds of people trying to make it out there, and going with the tried and tested and true people with a solid fan base – even if that fan base is fake followers bought – that doesn’t matter it’s all just part of the illusion….

The good thing about Madison Beer is that her mother helped put together this thing that is her career and personal brand by whoring her out and has let the world seen her big tits on a tiny frame as often as possible because big tits get hits…because they are big tits…and we like to look at them…and more importantly…we like to see them in tube tops busting out…so it’s good that it’s part of who she is as a performer…and human…makes for fun.

Here is Kate Beckinsale impersonating Madison Beer in the tube top – I guess it’s a Trend…