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2018

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had no idea the Emmy Awards were on. I had no idea the Emmy Awards still matter.

It’s actually refreshing that the narcissism of society doesn’t bother noticing shows they watch celebrated more than the high payouts these idiots get.

It’s like we finally figured out we have our own opinion and don’t need some general consensus to tell us what is the best or worst…we can figure that out on our own.

Especially now with this inclusion, female first, bullshit….and this anti-trump era of I’m sure it was fucking annoying…

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Instead, I sat, drank and thought about whether Nigerian scammers weren’t actually Nigerian – but rather white people culturally appropriating and putting the blame on the black man, because that’s what my friend Steve told me and he seems to know these things…

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Some Fat Girl Won A Lot Emmys
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Sluts on the Emmy Red Carpet
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Full Trailer of Mary Poppins Returns – The Death of the Chimney Sweeper
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Emmy Rossum Bikini Pics
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Liz Hurley – Braless
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No One Cares About People being Amazing
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Officer Get Shot.
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Aluminum Can Art
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Kirstie Alley Regrets Not Banging John Travolta
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Morning Titty Shake!
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A Whole Bunch of Cam Girls…
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Find Married Chicks to Fuck
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Ever since I’ve developed hemorrhoids – being an old fucking fat man who sits all day and eats shit – it happens….

My Anus has become a real asshole…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Woody Allen’s Asian Daughter Wife Defends Him
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Woody Allen Admits Ronan Farrow isn’t his Son
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Fat Tallia Storm Nipples….
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Bella Thorne As the Joker Tits Out
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Olivia Munn – Cleavage
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Fat Woman has a Meltdown of the Day
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Drew Barrymore has Quit Cocaine for Good.
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Man Faked Down Syndrome to Con Caregivers into Baths and Diaper Changes…
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Corgi Tug Of War
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Coca Cola is Getting into the Cannabis Market – Obviously
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Danielle Herrington Showing Tit
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Cops Do a Crazy Take Down
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Ariana Grande Got a Pig to Celebrate Mac Miller
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Paul McCartney Reveals New Anti Trump Song
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Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs Reporter….
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Working Outat 71 Video
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Fake Neighborhoods on Google Maps
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Chris Martin Hates Leonardo DiCaprio….
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The President of Argentina Stops Ball With Balls
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Man Disarms Shotgun Wielding Suspect…
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Caprice Lives and Has a Push Up Bra
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Floyd Mayweather wants a Pacquiao Match
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Best News Bloopers….
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Sinking Boat in the River
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Boyfriend Proposes in Shackles in Court…
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Dana White on How He Made 4.2 Billion Dollars
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Cop Gets Sot in the Leg
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Get SurfMoji for IPhone Featuring Booty Surf Emojis
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Lady Gaga Disgusting in Vogue
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Anya Taylor Joy Worth a Fuck
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Julianne Hough Pussy Print in Leggings
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Alessandra Ambrosio Slutt on the Beach
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Sierra McCormick Hot in Red
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Delilah Hamlin Weird Outfit
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Emma Stone Upper Thigh
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Maddy Petsch Worth a Fuck
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Madeline Brewer Worth a Fuck
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Penelope Cruz Worth a Fuck
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Katy Perry Fat Tits in Concert
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Carmen Electra Fat Tits…
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Britney Spears is Perfect
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Charlotte Lawrence Worth a Fuck in this Photoshoot
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Slutty Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Titty Punching Bag
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Old Lady in the Weirdest Thong Outfit Ever
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Alisa is an Amazing Naked Girl Naked in Video
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Naked Chicks on a Merry Go Round….in Japan
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Amateurs Get Caught Fucking in Change Room
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Over Achiever of the Day….Wait For It…
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A Whole Bunch of Cam Girls…
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Guess the Fetish You Didn’t Know Existed…..
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Woman Gives Birth in the Car – Gross
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Dude Leaks his Girlfriend’s Slutty Video
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This is Fucking Disgusting…
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Asian Cam Show
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This Freak Has her Tits Nailed Down
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Twat Play
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Everything is a Sex Toy if You Try Hard Enough…
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Czech Republic Glory Holes are Weird.
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Here are a Ton of Great Asses
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Truck VS Tow Truck….
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Casual Fisting of the DAy
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Patrizia Dinkier Naked and Amazing – German Playmate of the Year.
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Scary Half Naked Chick..
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Alyssia Kent as Big Titty Tomb Raider….
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Self Shot Naked Chicks
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Two Naked SLuts – Together Forever
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Kim Kardashian’s Nipples
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Gracie is Naked and Showing You Her Pussy Hole
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Pussy on the Beach of the Day
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Live Sex
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2018

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Hangs Out with some Big Asses of the Day

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I don’t know if this is some kind of meme, or Alessandra Ambrosio just showing off her old tired ass in a way that does the opposite of showing it off, because the girls she’s next to have these big round asses….because maybe they are trannies, maybe that’s what asses look like now, maybe to stay skinny Ambrosio can’t workout it makes her too hungry, so she does the starving herself look, maybe this is just what an old mom ass looks like..

I don’t know, but I’m embarassed for her, but at least she can go home and look at her bank account and know she doesn’t need to have an ass…she’s Alessandra Ambrosio….whatever the fuck that means.

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2018

Sep

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Do you realize who her dad is?

I’ll let you guess?

No wait, I can’t hold it in anymore, I’m about to fucking burst in excitement….her dad is Johnny Depp..

Being a Depp, means you have access to pretty much fucking everything, you’re entitled, you’re spoiled, you have access, you are just born better than the rest of us…and are thus more important than us…because your dad got paid lots and lots of money to be in the movies that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the improvement of the world.

Sure I like some of his movies, but can objectively say that these idiots are paid too much, their importance inflated…and when they breed that trickles down to their heirs…

I will say that Lily Rose Depp is hot, I think she’s great and I love that she doesn’t wear a bra, she’s got a European mom and is by default European…she even speaks FRENCH…so no bra isn’t a big deal..even though the french technically invented lingerie, as well as topless beaches…

So her posting up her nipples to socialmedia.. Fantastic use of her celebrity that she has not due to her own merit but based on her father and last name alone…the legacy….which I guess is better than being the owner of the club River Phoenix died at…cuz you can jerk off to this one with more ease to that…

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2018

Sep

Heidi Klum Topless Ice Cream Tits of the Day

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Heidi Klum is a smut producer. This is her smut.

She has been involved in the smut industry, sure the higher end, mainstream smut industry, but the smut industry nonetheless. People jerk off to her and have forever.

She has taken her German pragmatic approach to smut, to life, and has a pretty lucrative career from being that SMUT.

She has been doing this for decades at this point, and now her toplessness includes food, ice cream for the fat Americans who love tits and Ice Cream on old ladies….

I am more interested in thinking about her sex with Seal, back when she was breeding with Seal, as he would fucking destroy her with his arm lengthed penis, in what I can imagine looks like a german sex club, leather and scat dripping off the fucking walls set to weird electro music…

Here she is at an event….

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2018

Sep

Lucy Hale Cleavage of the Day

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Lucy Hale is very very important because she was on a show called Pretty Little Liars, that got her a huge fanbase of 14 year old girls on social media, and those 14 year olds who still follow her are now 20 and prime clients to market to. So the brands jerk off to her, throw money at her and give her roles and make her exist….

So she’s still out there, she’s still working, she’s on a new show, she’s got her tits out….barely, but enough to remind you that she’s here, she’s ready and that the guys who follow her to jerk off to her are going to need to stretch the imagination because she’s not out there topless like the other whores….we haven’t seen her nipples but sometimes, like in the 80s and 90s, or when working in an office and you try to keep everything professional and cleavage has to do…

Lucy Hale…keeping it professional…because someone has to in this world of everyone a whore.

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2018

Sep

Sarah Hyland Got Them Titties On of the Day

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The big Modern Family news last week was that one of the characters from the show is going to be killed off…

I know Modern Family news not for being a fan of Modern Family, but because I saw it on another site. I only realized that Ed Harris from Married with Children was on the show, and when asking my wife, she was blown away that I had no idea about this fact…because I like to stay ignorant, it makes the heart grow founder or some shit.

My money is on Sarah Hyland – who has a terminal disease in real life, that has got her at least one new Kidney….because her behavior, slutting herself out the last 6 months or year, seems to be that of a girl being told she’s got a year to live…and her show is just pre-empting it, so they don’t invest in scripts for next season, cuz she’s a nice dying girl. The kind who gives us what we want.

Can’t wait for the sex tape.

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2018

Sep

Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day

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Chloe Kim like Bruce Jenner…is an American Olympic hero…

Like all Olympic Hero’s before her, she’s out there in her bikini, showing off her strong Asian ass and she’s 18 now, so it’s less perverted to jerk off to it than it was when she won all those Snowboarding awards….

She’s a gymnast who never was, because her family raised her in Socal and she had to be cool by choosing board sports…and with most snowboarding chicks, she doesn’t really have the hottest of bodies, hardly the Asian ass you’d want…a little too strong, it keeps her competitive…but you’re all patriots here so do it all for your country….

At least she’s not fat…like the rest of your country…so we should all encourage one of the last generations of not morbidly obese like the 75% of the rest of the country who watch her win.

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2018

Sep

Charlize Theron Hard Nipples of the Day

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I was told by a film director or producer, I don’t remember who it was, but it could have been a random Nigerian scammer over email, it could have been fabricated in my head also you know…

But I was told that Charlize Theron, after killing her father in South Africa, was sent to America on a work visa because she was a model to make it for the family.

Her mom took the blame, said it was some domestic abuse bullshit as women do when their husbands kill them off, he was going to kill me, he probably diddled little Charlize cuz she was hot, and his sperm made her, so they killed him off…South Africa had bigger things to deal with at the time, so they let her go…

While in LA, she was desperate, did Playboy to generate some buzz, but it wasn’t until meeting a producer in the line at the bank who said come to his office for a potential gig, where she offered to do anything for the job, pretty much anything…and boom…she became Charlize Theron and that’s the early stage of Hot Theron before she turned into this Oscar winning hard nippled old lady you still jerk off to.

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2018

Sep

Alyssa Milano Erotica of the Day

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Alyssa Milano has told me off on social media at least once before blocking me. I like to think it’s because I am a cyber bully, or a troll, who make fun of these overrated people with egos, who feel that people care about what they have to say, so they get all political and annoying and opiniated, when it’s like “bitch, you were just the hot daughter on Who’s the Boss, get a fucking perspective”…..

She grew into a hairy mom with a mom body, but her fans still jerekd off to her like she was the teen girl she was when she was hot…

She ended up waxing her ams and I guess getting confident in her mom body now that the world is about inclusivity and body positivity…so here she is bringing it in a one piece…thank god it’s a one piece.

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