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2018

21

Sep

Madison Beer Hairy Belly Tube Top Fetish of the Day

Here’s Madison Beer, a Youtuber turned legit starlet thanks to the mainstream media is lazy and like spending their days on Instagram and Youtube trying to find the next popular thing, instead of actually digging through the crowds of people trying to make it out there, and going with the tried and tested and true people with a solid fan base – even if that fan base is fake followers bought – that doesn’t matter it’s all just part of the illusion….

The good thing about Madison Beer is that her mother helped put together this thing that is her career and personal brand by whoring her out and has let the world seen her big tits on a tiny frame as often as possible because big tits get hits…because they are big tits…and we like to look at them…and more importantly…we like to see them in tube tops busting out…so it’s good that it’s part of who she is as a performer…and human…makes for fun.

Here is Kate Beckinsale impersonating Madison Beer in the tube top – I guess it’s a Trend…

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Madison Beer|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Courtney Stodden Erotica of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is perfect.

That’s all I have to say about that….

I mean if you know who Courtney Stodden is, you’ll know she’s been a tabloid fodder, sex doll looking, sex worker kinda, in a troll I think is awesome and inspiring to all the sluts out there.

I am a fan.

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Posted in:Coutney Stodden|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Jojo Big Titty Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Jojo’s got her tits out…in a workout because it’s the safe for work way to get dudes content they can jerk off to because guys are perverts and can jerk off to everything…especially when they go to GYMS or see GYM women in public in their Spandex outfits….getting their lunches, getting their yoga pants, trying to feel sexy while their rich husbands are out fucking young sluts from Sugar Baby sites…

That is not Jojo’s story, her story is teen popstar I barely remember, who was on TV and who turned busty and still as a fan base….for whatever reason….

Here she is getting rubbed down…by her trainer…pretty inappropriate if you look at it the right way….the pervert way…the only way.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Babes and Weed of the Day

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It’s 420 Friday motherfuckers…which means I post slutty hot and amazing pics of girls and weed to promote one of our partners like MileHighGlass ….

Because what better way to celebrate the legalization of weed, than with slutty girls with weed, because sluts make everything better…except maybe marriages..they tend to ruin those.

The world smokes weed, I don’t smoke weed, but I like girls who smoke weed, all laid back and cool like Cheech and Chong….The fact weed is illegal is stupid, it won’t be forever…and not that that stops you…or anyone else…

So get your pipes and get your bongs….I’m talking bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes all at RIGHT HERE

Posted in:420|Features|HighestStatus

2018

21

Sep

What Instagram Girls Do When Invited to Hang With Rich Dudes of the Day

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There are a lot of whores on Instagram, even those who don’t know they are actually whores because they believe their own hype, followers, lies and pretend that their getting naked for attention isn’t getting naked for attention.

They are the kind of girls who get invited to rich guy parties, who get banged out by rich guys, sometimes directly paid othertimes indirectly paid through asking for rent money while they way for fake model jobs to come through.

If you spend time in LA, 99 percent of the hot girls you see lurking are trying to find the next hot selfie to help them get recognized, when at exclusive and fancy places, because eventually they will end up knocked up by a rich guy and set for life. Dreams do come true.

They all act like models, or actresses or celebs, because that’s what Instagram does to their ego…and they are really just the kind of girl who sucks off a bottle in a hotel party at 5 am topless….

THis is the Instagram Slut – Move of the Day.

Posted in:Videos

2018

21

Sep

The best Naked in Public Crazy Person and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiot Stunt of the Day

Cop Bodyslams

Father and Son Duo Who Killed Their Neighbor

Woman VS Gas Pump

Horse Drawn Carriage of the Day

Burger King Employees Taze a Guy

Girl Chases Guy Who Groped Her

Woman Escapes….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

21

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was thinking about young girls being sexual deviants thanks to the whore growing up on porn thing, you know I hear stories from perverts I know who fuck young girls, I’m talking 18 year old girls, not underage shit, if I had to clarify that…and I wonder…is it because the girls he fucks are just fucked up sexual deviants, or are they the norm. Based on the short shorts, I’d assume they are the norm, but do short shorts with asshole hanging out, mean girl masturbates all day…or is that just for style. Are girls still prude? Is a woman’s sexual peak still 35, if she’s almost got a mental disability due to how horny she is at 19….masturbating all day…can you be hornier than these horny girls that can’t process or control their horny…will they all be burnt out at 35…when traditional women hit their horniest cuz they finally lighten the fuck up after their first divorce….

Then I watched Anderson Cooper, not that I watch CNN or any news, I actually avoid it, but saw he was breaking down a MEME about him to show how the meme was wrong….and I am pretty sad that I didn’t make the “He’s used to being on his knees” joke…

You know it’s the simple jokes, that are so effective, hence why that simple joke made it on CNN….because it’s just solid comedy….

It shoulda been me….

Here’s the clip.

"The idea I am kneeling in water to make it look deep is idiotic." @AndersonCooper debunks the lies being spread by Donald Trump Jr., and others who falsely claimed he and his team exaggerated the severity of Hurricane Florence. #KeepingThemHonest https://t.co/j2HptrYpe0 pic.twitter.com/zwfvIXCsIY

— Anderson Cooper 360° (@AC360) September 18, 2018

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Alisson Becker – Liverpool Goalkeeper’s Rumored Cocaine Threesome –
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Eddie Murphy to Star in a Movie
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Brad Pitt’s Charity is a Scam
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Nipple Slip of the Day
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Drew Barrymore Hates Cocaine
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Japanese Beer Pouring Machine
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Jen Garner’s Daughter Kim Garner in a Slutty Outfit
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Wasp VS Drone
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Volunteer Napper for Shelter Cats
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Nicki Minaj See Through
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Throwback Brie Larson Nudes…
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2018

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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There was an intersection crackwhore panhandling the innocent people stuck at the intersection in traffic after working their actual job, because they aren’t degenerates who make their crack money panhandling commuters…

She was wearing oversized pants, that she was either holding up at her pussy, and her beat the fuck up weathered face looked like it had been cummed on a fucking lot…

In a WHY BE KISSING COUSINS, WHEN YOU CAN BE KISSING IMMEDIATE FAMILY MEMBERS….situation…you know a dad used to crawl in the room at night breaking her down….

So I rolled down the window of the car and said “hey sexy, you’re making me hard with how broken you are”….to which my wife freaked out at me about…but worse..some curly haired lesbian next to me who had her window down heard me negotiating with this woman…in front of my wife…and got mad at me, called me a pig, pulled some #TimesUp #MeToo…all while I was just making conversation with the sex worker….not ignoring her like the pile of AIDS that she clearly was..because I am a nice guy who doesn’t mind disgusting crackwhores…while this bitch is out there defending their honor..when they don’t have honor..they are CRACKWHORES.

People…you fighting the male and how he should talk to sex workers / all women…is fucking up my life…

Go be a hero somewhere else you fat slut..and take some fitness advice from this cracker….with the scabby face.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kanye Wants Drake to Stop Talking About Boning Kim K – Like a Little Bitch…How Is Rap So fucking Gay
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Shauna Sexton is Not Hot
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Getting On the Bus in America
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Paz de la Huerta Nude…
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Koachella Mansion of the Day
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Bear Takes Over Van
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Chanel WestCoast Nipples
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Maya Stepper See Through
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Ashton Kutcher is Such a Fucking Loser
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The World’s Fastest RC Plane
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Big and Pregnant Hilary Duff
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A Lot of Girls in Yoga Pants
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Ona Gregory is Some Random Average Looking Girl
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Some Asia Argento Nonsense
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Kelly Clarkson Replacing Steve Harvey with Talk Show for American White People
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The Dumbest Way to Drink
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Balthazar Getty Defending Farrah Abraham…
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Wasp VS Drone
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Halloween Web Gun
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Jordan Peele will be Host of Twilight Zone…Because of Course…
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Dirtbike Through a Grocery Store
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Jennifer Lawrence Big Tit in a T-Shirt
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Ariana Grande- Happy Mac Miller is Dead
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Kate Beckinsale Titties and Cleavage at an Event
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Amy Jackson Whoever that is Worth a Fuck
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Heidi Klum Legs at an Event
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Shay Mitchell in Leggings.
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Olivia Culpo Outfit
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Petra Nemcova Leg
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Hot Ass of the Day
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Fucking Her Thighs
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Thick Fiona in a One Piece
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Hot Tits – Hot Bush
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Fat chick in a Beat Up Room Playing with her Hitachi
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Big Titty Fuck
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Tania Got them Big Tits
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Clio at her Little Nips
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A Bunch of Naked Amateurs
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Amateur Asian with Big Tits
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Mom Needs a New Hobby
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Doggy Style Fuck in an Alley
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Hot Chick in Grey Panties Fingering Herself
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Skinny Girl Takes on Fitness
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Head Shaving Fetish Porn is Fucking Disturbing
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Diana Ladonna and her Bolt On TITs
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Dude Cheating on his Wife Under Her Nose
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Various Objects in Pussy
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Lost Tampon Scavenger Hunt
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2018

20

Sep

Kendall Jenner See Through Bodysuit for Fashion of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is in a cat suit showing off her body…because she’s a fucking Kardashian….which I guess would mean she’d be showing her gaping ass if this was 10 years ago and the family had a tactic o get famous – and not just a cat suit – but that’s the benefit of being on the tail end of the porn part of the business because you were 10 at the time – and more on the mainstream side of the business which is still slutty and shameless…but not dick in ass slutty and shameless.

This family is boring, the devil, all that is wrong with America…and it is in a Bodysuit…while the other sister is going viral for putting milk on her cereal for the first time…and their dad is out finger fucking himself to test out his new cunt.

Weird.

Here she is pimping YEEZY’s with erotic nudes for Instagram

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2018

20

Sep

Sarah Paulson Got Them Lesbian Titties Out of the Day

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Sarah Paulson is a lesbian, and despite my love of women and the vagina as an entity of its own, I don’t not believe in lesbianism. I think it’s a myth, where that two girls who become great friends start to masturbate together one sunday afternoon and eventually evolve to fisting each other, because they are perverts who are tired of men mistreating them, and find comfort in another woman, who is likely unstable, especially around period time, to keep her on her fucking toes…not that Sarah Paulson gets her period..she seems pretty fucking old…

I figure that the reason lebsians don’t like me is because I don’t accept them as a sub-species of human. I believe it’s a choice they made…

Now I don’t doubt that women fuck women, I am all for that, I’ve seen porn with it, some of my best masturbation memories were to threesome fantasies of fucking a girl while she eats out another girl…

I don’t deny they have rights to fuck who they want to fuck or marry who they want to fuck…of any gender…because I don’t care that much about anyone else or what they do.

I just don’t believe they don’t like dick, or want dick, because they are coded to want to breed. They are reminded they breed once a month…and they even use dick shaped objects to fuck each other….despite not wanting dick…it’s like just fuck a dude already.

I don’t feel the same way about queers, because a dude to want to cuddle a dude, and fuck a dude and play house with a dude is some higher level genetic thing that has been going on forever…..animalistic even…primal…whileLesbians…are just perverts…living out a perversion…