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2018

18

Sep

Carmen Electra Nude Old Lady Shoot of the Day

Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…

HE DOES THIS even if he still loves the beast and likes to pet her and take her to pasture to graze….or even visit her late night when his farmer’s wife is sleeping…to fuck the shit out of it….remembering her younger and hotter version….

But thanks to modern science…Kardashian shit…they can make these bitches last longer than ever and the good news is that she’s still got a great body despite being old…her face terrifying….but still better than most elderly ladies…and this keeping the sex worker sex working….

I guess she is Carmen Electra and that alone makes this post matter….she’s a legend…and any legend getting naked like old times even if it’s gross is good….

What isn’t good is that she censored the pics, if you’re gonna get naked, don’t censor the fucking pics…..

Weird time to be alive….

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2018

18

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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RACY….J.Lo….has got all fucking out of control with her erotica posted to the social media for her fans to jerk off to.

Tits out at 50 years old. Half naked at 50 years old. Doing it to inspire other women that they can be fierce at 50 if they are worth 100s of millions of dollars and can afford a staff to keep them in shape and on the right diet with the right amount of sleep….or maybe it’s to let the other 50 year olds know that she’s better than them, hotter than them, and it’s her ego that got her to J.Lo status…just manifesting in different levels of “look at me I’m amazing”….

I never found J.Lo hot, but I do find it interesting how she likes to focus on her tits more than her ass that made her relevant in the 90s…maybe the ass is depleted and tired…saggy and depressing and the tits are new and exciting…I don’t have the answers.

I just know that she’s pandering because that’s what she does, to the hispanic market who look at her as a beacon of hope…to the whites who hope to hire a maid or capture an illegal like her, and the blacks who like her caramel skin…while the Asians and Indians (dot not feather) are too busy computer programming and making sex dolls to notice….

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2018

18

Sep

Angela Simmons Instagram Thot of the Day

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We live in a world where this kind of behavior is the norm….

It’s like if you’re a rich girl, a successful woman, a up and coming girl, a girl with a dream, you can all collectively do the same thing to draw attention to yourself…post slutty pics on instagram.

You can embrace them, you can own it, you can call yourself a slut to reclaim the word like her rap god family members did with the word NIGGA, or you can intellectualize what you do, call it art, or activism.

Whatever it is you choose….same effect or result for the end user to do as many cum tributes as they can in a given day before they balls dry up.

So here’s Rev Run from Run DMN’s daughter…doing it for God…or for her uncle Russell Simmons who likes half naked girls.

Good work! Trust funds don’t get in the way of sex work…

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Posted in:Angela Simmons|SFW

2018

18

Sep

Alyssa Milano Doesn’t Have Nipples of the Day

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Alyssa Milano was at some Gay and Lesbian event because they are into her and she’s into them….and she brought out her old lady fat mom tits – that were once young tits on Who’s the Boss you jerked off to…the teen dream…famous at a young age for the perverts to stay into her forever.

The interesting thing about this, beyond her still mattering, still having fans, still existing, still going to events, still having followers….is that she’s got no fucking nipples.

She probably got them lasered off when she was a hairy armed person who unlike Sarah Hyland who embraces her hairy…..she got rid of it….weak woman giving into the patriarchy’s unrealistic body image of a woman…weak….and nippless….and hairless…unlike every single Italian woman before her…who you can sheer and turn into a Marino Sweater.

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2018

18

Sep

Lili Reinhart Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lili Reinhart plays Betty on the Archie inspired TV show that fucking sucks called Riverdale..

It’s one of those things that has just gone viral and that people are excited about, because their lives are pathetic enough to hope for Wednesday to come around the bend sooner than later to catch up on weak writing stupidity.

She’s a fat girl, chubby girl, which I guess is “normal sized girl” nowadays that everyone is fat…and like we’ve learned with all the fat girls we’ve fucked at 3 am after last call…fat girls can often times have fat tits…and when fat girls are squeezed into a corset like we’re at some Burlesque show fat girls with Bangs seem to love….the tits can look semi hot since there’s no gut in the way…

Well…here’s Lili Reinhart…Betty on Archie…now famous..dong her best fat girl titty push up..before she gets too old, too fat, and them fuckers sag sick and disgustingly down to her panty line…

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2018

18

Sep

Phoebe Price Nipple Slip and Pussy Print of the Day

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I consider Phoebe Price my friend, so this post about Phoebe Price is going to biased….

We text you know, and that alone is an accomplishment on my end, probably like when METH DAMON bedded Kirsten Dunst the First Time….there is no way he didn’t used to jerk off to her big tits on her small frame before deciding to join Hollywood as an actor…

You know a groupie, already compelled by the amazingness that was Phoebe Price…around the time I started the site 14 years ago…when she was making a name for herself being silly everywhere…

She’s older now, wiser now, and getting more and more naughty in her staged paparazzi content, and that excites me…because she’s a fucking legend who I have wanted to see naked since she started, which isn’t saying much because I want to see everyone naked…but Phoebe is different…seeing her naked is more meaningful…but until that happens…I’ll stare at the wet thong in doggy style…it’s a good start for the busty star of nothing but my dreams.

Here is her Nipple Slip on Instagram Live

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2018

18

Sep

The Most Important Sluts based on their Tits at the Emmy Awards of the Day

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I already made an announcement about how out of touch I am with pop culture, celebrity and all that….because I had no idea the Emmy Awards were going on and even when I found out they were going on…I didn’t bother googling the results in anticipation to see the PR hustle of Hollywood lies….because I don’t care.

I’ll watch the shows that I watch on Netflix because I have a stolen account…and I’m qualified enough to decide if it is shit or not…and I don’t need to pin up performances because they are all destroying our minds equally….and don’t matter…just distract us from actual important things and make us dumber.

Celebs are rewarded enough, paid well enough, I don’t care about their events..

But I do post all the latest in celeb tits, and the EMMY included tits, so here’s my highlight reel….

But you can SEE ALL THE SLUTS CLICK HERE

ScarJo lives and looks like she’s sucking on sour candies…

Sydney Sweeney – the future is now – from Netflix to Big Young TIts…

Mandy Moore (really?) but she’s showing cleavage and that makes her matter…

Sarah Hyland Making the Most of her Tits, Really Maximizing Cleavage….

Check out her EYEBROW connecting to her hair like a Kardashian without the LASER…Don’t shame the hairy..just keep me inspired and engaged…wondering what the pussy bush looks like….probably remarkable!

Emilia Clarke Possibly See Through Top

Kirsten Dunst Mom Tits with Meth Damon….because when you’re geriatric pregnant that’s what you gotta do with your already big to begin with tits…

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2018

18

Sep

Rihanna Big Bajan Tits of the Day

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If you’ve been to Barbados, and I have, it was some radio prize my wife won many fucking years ago, probably around the time Rihanna was first coming up, which was I guess around 20 years ago, where the country was still offended by her fame and fortune, jealous maybe, but very keen on telling every tourist they could that Rihanna was a teen prostitute who lived in a shanty and couldn’t even sing when she was first exported to the USA to be sold to Jay Z and turned into Rihanna….

Since then, she’s made 100s of millions of dollars, is still merchandising herself, and has gained 200 lbs, making her look like a lot of the local Bajan women, who aren’t famous, but who seem to eat too much Roti….because they are all diabetes level fat…

This is the very fucking rich version of that, I guess…

And with weight gain comes tits, something America has been aware of since the Obesity epidemic hit and the only girls you could bed were barn yard sized….but at least they had tits…the rationale of man is so simple to grasp and understand.

Here is some of her FENTYxSAVAGE erotica

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2018

18

Sep

Fat Katy Perry Big TIts in a Cat Suit of the Day

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Fat Katy Perry brought her big tits out in a cat suit that she’s pretty much busting out of at the seams – as stretchy fabric may be good for fat people – it allows them to wear jeans in a reasonable size – so they can live in fat denial – but eventually the elastic gives out – there is only so much pressure and abuse it can take….

Based on her gunt and cankles that we’ve seen for years, there’s no surprise in her having big tits. We are all aware and not impressed by her tits – since tits on a fat chick are pretty standard practice unless you’re really failing at life…

But those tits are the only redeeming quality she has, her fame will forever be very confusing as fuck to me. She’s got no talent, she can’t dance, yet she’s a huge star…all from a viral song…it’s fucking weird…and even an act of terrorism as I don’t consent to hear her songs – yet I have heard her songs due to radio play….which is what the extreme left should be fighting…the right to not be exposed to dog shit music like Katy Perry music when I’m at the drug store buying AIDS medication….FREEDOM isn’t real based on the fact that I know her lyrics alone…because TRUST me…it was not intentional or a guilty pleasure or any of that…it’s was MEDIA manipulation…Fake News the music version.

Tits though…She’s 40 though…Why is she dressed like this? I don’t get it.