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Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2018

Sep

Katharine McPhee Bikini Eel Erotica of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is used to slimy and disgusting things touching her….she is either engaged or married to a 70 year old with an aggressive viagra prescription and a lot of money…who you know is a slimy and disgusting thing…you just can’t fuck women for 50 years like a rich guy fucks women….and not be slimy and disgusting…not to mention..he was married to a Hadid, which in and of itself destroys genitals…but more importantly…if you ever walk into an old folks home, that smell of piss and shit and death and rot….is pretty much what this bitch faces every time she gives her man a rim job…

SO….eels aint a fucking thing…if anything…Japanese Eel porn you’ve all seen is far more attractive than what her actual typical sex looks like…so here she is coming at you with new fetishes as she does on the regular…cuz she’s weird.

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2018

Sep

Jessica Biel Bunk Bikini Body of the Day

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Jessica Biel has a netflix show that has at least one terribly awkward sex scene….

I put on this show to see what the Seventh Heaven one hit wonder, who cleverly connected to her Justin Timberlake fan club, and made the sucker marry her, before getting comfortable enough in their relationship to head back out there to work as the actor she always wanted to be….

It was fucking garbage, I had to turn it off, even after seeing her grab a cock over boxers..but it’s safe to say that this inappropriate, showing us that she’s still fit and works out because that’s what rich wives do, trying to generate some buzz around her….is her free ad for the show…

I couldn’t tell you what the show is about, and this is no way a free ad or promotion for that show….but I guess it is….

She has a lot of fans, a lot of old pervert fans, who like the woman Timberlake pretends is a man when he fucks her up the ass, like she was him, and he was the pedo producer who put N’Sync together…all these victims of abuse….reliving their abuse on their groupie they married broad shoulders…

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2018

Sep

Halsey Crackhead Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey brought her tits out in a bikini over the weekend, because that’s what people do. If you have access to the social media, then you will know this weekend, the last weekend of the summer, has been bikinis on bikinis on bikinis…..it’s like all these bitches have spent the year building up to this..from working out, watching diet, having drug addictions, adderall and other speed-like meds to give them focus and they sure as fuck aren’t gonna stop now, not just because the calendar is telling them to….

Halsey, the whitest black girl – who while in white face, is still bringing up that she’s suffering the plight of the black man – is no exception to the rule that long weekends make for party sluts in bikinis….

She’s the figure head, the leader, the reference point or benchmark that all these other party girls with a dream, who will be backstage giving handjobs in the DJ booth today use to inspire that handjob, to give it more vigor and tighter grip….because she had her DJ creep give her a record deal and now she’s a celebrity….and all it took was partying….so keep on the party people….never stop.

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2018

Sep

Chanel West Coast Nipple Slip of the Day

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Chanel West Coast doesn’t matter…

She’s from an era of when MTV mattered, where Rob and Big had a show before Big died, and where people followed things they saw on TV, more than things they followed on the internet.

She’s a low level reality TV secondary character, and has since been producing smut around herself since the world only cares about social media…but unfortunately, we’ve got enough female white rappers, there’s no interest in her beyond staring at her tits, which is better that way, as no one needs to listen to another girl rapper…that shit is tedious to listen to and asking a lot of us when all we care about is the tits..

So I guess thanks to social media, we can fixate on her best assets, her contribution to us all.

Chanel West Coast Shaking Ass Pink Thong

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2018

Sep

Stella Maxwell Topless on the Roof of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Irina Shayk did some dick on dick hustle for The Kooples, a clothing line, that features them hardly clothed, as you would if you were using a whore to promote anything you were trying to promote, you make sure you push them as far as they will go for you, to get as much you can out of them, because otherwise, you wouldn’t use the half naked underwear promo models who seduce broken sexually confused stars and the Russian mail order wife and baby momma to the stars…you’d use classier women…

Some think Stella Maxwell in all her restructuring and redirecting her career from being a low level hipster model for Terry Richardson with lopsided micro tits ….all dude-like….trying to make it…before deciding to growing her tits out…and hair out…to be looking like a lady…despite only fucking ladies…like the dude she once identified as because you’ll do a lot of money…

And now she’s famous.

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2018

Sep

The Viral Lohan Dance for Labor Day of the Day

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The biggest news, most important news, the single most relevant situation that happened on social media this weekend – this glorious last day of summer – where all the clubs in Ibiza and I guess Mykonos are wrapping up a wonderful season…

Is Lohan Dancing…

She’s in some 70s leisure suit, dancing like a coked up medicated grandmother at some penthouse party she organized with her inheritance from her rich husband death…

Some socialite, with a plastic face, trying to maintain her youth….whilst being white as fuck…

It’s legendary….

I have had the pleasure of spending a night in a hotel room with Lohan many many years ago…where she put on some pajama pants and did a stripper dance to her album she never released…and it was a life changing experience…but this here…this here is better than that….

Lohan – my spirit animal can do no wrong….all she does is so fucking right…

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2018

Sep

Birthing Videos for Labor Day of the Day

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It has been DrunkenStepfather.com tradition since 2007 or 2008 to post Youtube Birthing videos on Labor Day…to celebrate life, to celebrate women and all they go through to bring new life into the world so that they don’t have to work, can collect child support from their rich baby daddies, and blame being fat on having kids… GO GIRLS, GIRL POWER, and more importantly to showcase that youtube posts and allows full pussy videos, they run ads on it, yet Google as a company flagged me as pornographic, and wouldn’t run GOOGLE ads on my site back in 2005, when I would have made millions of dollars off them.

I should have SUED.

That said…

Birthing videos on Labor Day, women in Labor, an annual tradition I’ve kept up, so take it in. You can ALways jerk off to it too..

Nice Tits…

Nice Bush…Birthing Video…

A water birth…

11 Minutes of Labor…for Labor Day

On More

C-Sections are Labor Too…

Yuck….

I don’t care what anyone says, this is fucking unnatural to me…

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2018

Sep

Naked Girl VS TRam and Other Videos of the Day

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Tranny Beauty Pageant!

It’s Labor Day!

Water Fountain of the Day

Naked Man Impaled on Fence…

Public Peer

Swat Fail

Crazy Black Lady of the Day

Two Men Throw Guy off Train in San Francisco

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2018

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw two regular looking fit, almost attractive, maybe because they were skinny and fit, in leggings rocking a massive fucking cameltoe each….holding hands like a couple of dykes..

I know girls are weird and hold hands and pretty much finger each other without being considered dykes…they can eat each other out at a party and just be having fun…even though any dude on dude action, from fingers to fists, is queer…and sets of the gay response..

I almost wanted to see these fitness, fitness gear wearing, hand holding dykes squat on each other’s faces….while normally I fear lesbians…

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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Be careful what you wish for…

This morning I was all about being a voyeur, public sex, watchign people fuck…the way I used to do it back in the day – before social media porn took over.

I woke up with that on the brain and even wrote about it in the MHD in some weird psychic moment…

At 3 in the afternoon, a Black SUV pulled up outside my house, I could tell people were up to know good, but when I saw dude get mounted in the front seat…I knew we were in business….

Unfortunately, a couple of bikers rode by, spooked them and next thing you know…they moved to the more tinted backseat….

The truck rocked, we could tell they got their fuck on, I walked right up to it to get a better look, to which they stopped….girl got out gave herself the one over to make sure there was no cum on her as she was clearly in town for the long weekend to visit old friends – and her married friend she was fucking’s cum on her would be a bad look….

Either way the, FULL ON FUCKED….and now all I want to know is the backstory, who are they, what do they do, are they married, probably not to each other, do they have kids…this 45 year old woman tonguing some dude in his SUV and I can’t creep and will never know.

SO I guess as much as I hate people’s opinions, I like know who the slut being a slut in my peripheral, my backyard, who came to me…without me willing it…are…

Think of that as you go into this labor day weekend.

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