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2018

15

Aug

Britney Spears Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears is hot…

Take this in old as fuck girls sagging away because you don’t take it upon yourself to let your father run your empire so that you can focus on being a medicated mindless dancing monkey….that is thrown into having sex with the trainer because at least he has a purpose to keep her fit….while disguising the workouts as romance…something the held captive all these years popstar probably misses living in the cage that is her mansion…you know girl needs to get her fuck on….so why not do it with a trainer who’s sole job besides keeping her fit is keeping himself fit enough to bang her the fuck out.

Point bing…she’s fit…and her working out brings hope that not all women die at 30, some can maintain with hard work, sure, say it’s cuz she’s rich as fuck, or not lazy as fuck because her family likes her earning, make all the excuses for being fat that you want…but what it comes down to…is that you’re just a fucking failure…while Britney keeps winning. I love it. ..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

15

Aug

Olivia Munn Hard Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Olivia Munn is such fucking trash.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2018

15

Aug

Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini of the Day

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Sistine and Sophia Stallone and their speed bag looking faces that you’d assume her dad brought back from the set of Rocky and that grew into human form after he accidentally jerked off on them…..are instagramming rich kids who get into bikinis to solidify their place in the world as Sylvester Stallone’s daughters, on some Baldwin Jenner hustle that all of young Hollywood is doing, but that these two don’t need to do….not because they are rich enough to not bother…but because we can tell they are Sylvester’s kids, they have his fucking meaty face.

But good bikini bodies though, but really what young girl doesn’t have a good bikini body….right.

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2018

15

Aug

Lena Dunham Celebrates Becoming a Man of the Day

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I literally just gagged looking at this, and it is not because I am a teen girl and being on trend when I say “I literally just gagged”….you know culturally appropriating the word literally and giving it new meaning but not getting stomped out by the Social Justice Warriors, who look a lot like Lena Dunham and who should be stomped out….cuz they look like this troll shit and instead of hiding behind the scenes, they get naked and on camera like how the fuck did that confidence happen, why the fuck did that activism no one wants other than other fat girls, how the hell is this empowerment when it’s more just a spoiled rich kid putting shit out there because she’s spoiled…

It’s fucking wrong….it’s fucking disgusting…and I don’t understand how Lena Dunham isn’t banned from fucking EVERYTHING…..

I don’t understand how the world has allowed her to exist…

I don’t know why a bitch would be celebrating the removal of her uterus to celebrate her transition into being more of a man with her fucking fat rolls hanging out….

Why is this accepted by the masses, when so much more is not accepted that is far better looking.

I am posting this because I want you to feel my pain from having seen this garbage of a garbage person.

Thank god she can’t reproduce.

The only good thing about this nude is knowing she can’t reproduce.

Seriously.

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2018

15

Aug

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo, whoever the fuck that is, is wading through toxic smelling sea weed that is raping the beaches everywhere, but especially South Beach Miami, where the cheesy rich people go to celebrate the sun, because she is so committed to getting the paparazzi pic she coordinated, feeling cute, done up, hair and make-up….NOT ABOUT TO RUIN IT…not ABOUT TO BLOW THE HUSTLE….a hustle that is working for her, because she’s up on the site, even though I don’t and you don’t know – or care – which is the key word…we don’t CARE who she is…other than shameless and disgusting..

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Posted in:Devon Windsor|Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

15

Aug

Rita Ora Big Tits Facetuned Bikini Shots of the Day

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After celebrating Rita Ora’s Dad Bod in a Bathing Suit the Other Day – something you probably didn’t see because you don’t keep up with the program people…but who you can see right about HERE …..

Rita Ora decided to take a masssive fucking shit….that these poor SODS had to remove…

Or she’s face tuning herself….like every slut around….fucking sluts and their lying padded bra wearing fake toned body bullshit….

I want real..instead of pretending to be real…while documenting your entire life in a curated way for your feed as the world of voyeurs watches on…I want ACTUAL real…but that’ll never happen, these content producer influencers are too vain, into themselves, try hard, and know that they aren’t nearly as interesting as they pretend to be.

They are garbage….but in bikini….so it cancels out being garbage…I mean those tits, when edited are massive and that’s what we should all focus on…I mean if you’re not too busy watching that RITA ORA SHIT VIDEO….

Speaking of celebrity shit, I once had a site called Celebrity Stool and the idea of it was to post up celebrity shit…like their ACTUAL feces. The logo was a stool….Brilliant…but it was hard to get the celebs to sign-on…..it was before the whole instagram exhibitionism that I knew society was headed…..but wasn’t quite there yet.

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

15

Aug

Sophie Turner Bikini Underboob of the Day

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Sophie Turner is pretty bulky looking, at least next to her twink, thought he was a homo boyfriend / fiance / Jonas brother who you would have expected to be pulling a Bruce Jenner, you know taking women hormones to complete the transition, but who is instead pulling your favorite Game of Thrones actress, that I can’t relate to you on, since I don’t watch that bullshit…when Dragons are involved in anything I am involved in…I try not to be involved in it…unless said Dragons are Asian hookers.

Either way Sophie Turner soon to be Sophie Turner Jonas Brother, is in a bikini, her tits hanging out of her top for her lame boyfriend fiance who is rich enough to buy her from his TV screen, because when you’re rich and famous you can watch your favorite show, or commercial or movie and say “I want that pussy in my bed”….make a few calls…and boom make it happen…while you losers just get to jerk off to it….and if you’re gonna jerk off to Sophie Turner – it might as well should be to these pics.

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2018

15

Aug

Fucking in a Garbage Bin and Other Videos of the Day

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Crow in a Cat Fight

Security Guard Attacks woman in Vegas – Gets Knocked Out

Porta Potty Tilt

Russian WOman Restrained in her Bra on Plane

Malasian Cosmetic Surgery Procedure of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my week so far has been when I was walking around, barely walking around, I saw a girl bending over while on a date with some dude having ice cream. He was sitting across the table from her, and was the one eating the ice cream, which was pretty fucking queer, as Ice Cream is a fucking queer thing for a grown man to eat, while her full tit hanging out, full fucking tit hanging out of her shirt, and it seemed like the the guy she was on the date with was trying not to stare at the tit, and now that I think of it, maybe it was their weird fetish…he sucks a cone of Vanilla Raspberry Swirl as her exposed nipple hardens….while he pretends not to stare at her full tit…as passerbys like me, innocent bystanders really don’t try not to stare at the full tit exposed by a girl who probably knows her full tit is exposed….but who instead of being subtle about it want to pull out dollar bills and scream “pull out the other one, I can’t handle unbalanced titty flashes”…it’s fucking with my TITTY OCD…..

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Paris Hilton has Pushed Back her Wedding
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Creepy Ferris Wheel
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Helmet Saves Scooter Driver
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Demi Lovato is a Crackhead
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Kayaking Down a Waterslide
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Phoebe Price Wet Panties
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Farrah Abraham’s Boob Exposed
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Christina Hendricks Sex Show with her Push Up bra
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Arizona – the New Danny McBride Movie Trailer
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All The Girls Making Out with this Girl…
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Selfies of Naked Babes….
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DAB MACHINE – HIGH AS FUCK
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today, I was wondering if I had a teenage daughter, would I want my wife to allow her to buy a padded bra, the kind that makes her tits look like implants, that are misleading to any dude who brings them home later in life, because I feel like that is just buying into the your small tits aren’t good enough, you need to fake the tits to get through life, or to matter…which I guess I believe on some level…..but then I remember that if I had a teenage daughter, she’d probably be missing limbs, diseased, disgusting looking that wouldn’t need a padded bra because she lived in some institution due to her retardation….

Then I saw a stage mother, with her teen daughter, who could have been in her later teens or early 20s, but still a mom/daughter situation, where the daughter had huge tits, likely padded bra…posing in pics for her mom who was likely content producing for that instagram dream…because why not sexualize the girl to get the family paid when you can….and I realized…I’m a fucking pyschic…Miss Cleo motherfucker…like thinking of padded bras on youth being sexualized by their parents….then experiencing it first hand…unless of course..that’s just the way the world is and everyone is a whore trying to be a Kardashian like their existence is some DIY PINTEREST recipe…Gluten Free Cookies the whore version.

Here are some stepLINKS…take them in seriously…cuz I am a psychic….it was proven today….

Demi Lovato Smoked Oxy Laced with Fentanyl Like the Crackhead She Is
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Demi Lovato WIll be in Rehab for Several Months
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Some Amanda Bynes Bikini
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Johnny Manziel Gets Knocked Out
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Shelf Cloud Crazy
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Sofia Vergara’s Immigrant Outfit
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J.Lo Nips
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John Oliver Being a Bully
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Flying Race Boat
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Big Waterlide – Big Air
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Kristen Bell – Pokies in a Tank Top
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Nip Slip You Don’t Care About
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Omarosa Owes Trump Millions
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Floodwaters Steal Car from Dealership
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Driver Fail…
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Florida Stand Your Ground Law
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Maria Isabel – Hot from Instagram
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Fan Bingbing Banned from Acting
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Rap Song went too Hard Boyfriend and Girlfriend Have Boxing Match
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CBD Saves Lives Man – USE CODE STEPFATHER ON CHECKOUT – For 20% Off CBD – – IT WORKS
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This Device Gets you HIGH AS FUCK
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Lily Rose Depp Cankles Do Dinner
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Emma Roberts – Hot Skinny LEgs
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Bai Ling Lives and is Amazing
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Madison Beer – Slutty Dress
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Kim Garner – in a Gold Dress and No One Cares
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Ariel Winter Tits in Top
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Mandy Moore Tits in a Dress.
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Olivia Holt – Slutty at an Event
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Katy Perry Performs Disgusting
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Emma Rigby – Lacey Pervert Outfit
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BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING TO FUCK….
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day – By Me – Everyday – Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Just a Pussy and a Speculum
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ANal Beads..but Not Just ANy ANal Beads….HUGE ones
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Dude Gets Blowjob at the Bar
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Huge Fucking Jiggle TIts and Other AMazing Videos like Big Dick/Small Woman, Sex on the Jet Ski
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Ethnic Babe Hot Naked
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The Girl Who Loves Piss
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HI I’m Demi Lovato!
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Making it Rain and Champagne Showers in the Convenience Store
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Two babes in a Lesbian Softcore Massage
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Kendra Spade – Titty Flash
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Public Indecency – Acceptable VS Unacceptable
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Hot Tits in the Pool
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GINGER MILF FILLING THE PUSSY HOLE
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Rat Cow – Bikini Whore Dance
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Naked in the Subway
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