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Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2018

Aug

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

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I find it really challenging to write something interesting, or compelling, or of value when it comes to a Kardashian Jenner, who only exists because her fat brown sister had an interracial sex tape, because I guess apparently Ray J liked sticking his dick in a pile of dog shit, and that dog shit had resources to spin the story and land a TV show…creating a family of Avon Ladies selling nonsense to nonsense people who buy into their story…for some reason I will never understand.

We are talking a multi billion dollar brand of low level trash that isn’t even hot…

While Kendall, the one they positioned as high fashion to cover all their bases, cuz she’s tall and skinny, is equally as bad as the rest of them for the grand scheme of society, but people still like using her for their bullshit, and I guess she’s gotta catch up to Kylie’s make-up fortune, seeing as she’s the hot one…so she’s out there with her tits everywhere, nipples everywhere…and I get that nipples aren’t a big deal, shouldnt’ be sexualized, are empowering but when a Kardashian who doesn’t need more money or attention puts their nipples out there…it’s a shameless cry for attention in a look at me kind of hustle…that is funny because we’ve been forced to look at you for the last 6 years cunt.

There is no reason for the nipples everywhere, but they happened…I guess to hype up the magazine I think her sister may own or be an investor in…a magazine that loves using the Kardashian Jenners all the time….so this is her trying to help them sell ads through porno….something the Kardashians no all too well…Yet the second I post these nipples, every ad agency and GOOGLE will flag it and try to shut me down…because the world is unfair…

The good news is, despite all her fame, fortune and family of fame whores she’s been conditioned to keep up the generate attention hustle…so there will be tits and more tits…to come over the next years….unless someone finally kills off this family…like they should…

More of her pussy print in latex

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2018

Aug

Iggy Azalea Gang Bang on a Boat of the Day

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We get it Iggy. You released an album or a single, I don’t think people do Albums anymore…but they do produce low hanging fruit, easy to deliver, slutty content….

It is hilarious to me how a bitch can be so garbage, that when she shut up, she was forgotten….I mean sure she was a cunt acting famous and important, but the rest of us didn’t care and wouldn’t recognize her or her fake ass at the grocery store buying eggplants to have anal sex with – but all she has to do is get half naked to turn on the on switch…and she is doing it.

It’s this easy people, whilst you American fight amongst yourself, fat ass, fake ass, Australians are moving in and stealing all your work…like this one…and Margot Robbie….and Fat Amy from the Pitch Perfect franchise…watch out.

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2018

Aug

Kate Dyakonova Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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All I’ve been able to find on this one, Kate Dyakonova, is that she’s a Ukrainian model….but then again maybe the name Kate Dyakonova is a common Ukrainian name…as I know I have met a few Ukrainians over the years…one was even a stepgirl and her name was Kate…while Dyakonova, could just be like Smith or White or whatever is a common American name…so maybe that Kate Dyakonova isn’t this Kate Dyakonova …but both get naked in photoshoots to get ahead…so both are women I can get behind and support…not financially, I can’t afford those Soviet sex workers who become mail order brides…they are too superficial and think the American dream is being a Kardashian in a Bentley….I mean they’ve got Billionaires of their own they can fuck…if they are hot enough and they aren’t fucking Naomi Campbell or Rihanna…they don’t need American degenerates…unless they are still working as cam girls in some basement room for 7 dollars a minute of being naked at gun point.

Ukrainian like our girl Oksana who founded FEMEN a source of protesting tits I liked…had massive issues with governments everywhere and who “committed suicide”….

Either way…I like Soviet sex workers in any and all capacities….from cam girl, to local stripper, to porn star…to straight up hooker…to model to sugar baby…to IRINA SHAYK….even though I fear them…like the spies who will kill us and rig your election while rigging my erection….I know they are…

But maybe I’m just turned on by this thanks to the CORONA…

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2018

Aug

Bella Thorne See Through Bra of the Day

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I think Bella Thorne would be more interesting if she wasn’t lame as fuck.

I realize that I am an old pervert creep, judging some young idiot, who comes across as a fucking idiot, and who amazingly has a job, gets work, makes money and runs her own little ghetto fucking business that probably rakes in the money since everyone is on fucking social media and that’s how the world works these days….no real purpose or vision needed, just clickbait noise…and not just with her tits and nudity…with her whole act of being weird and quirky…it’s just too loud for me.

I never like the crackhead in the room causing the scene, drawing the attention, I prefer the one in the corner drooling on herself, half dead…both can be equally hot, busty, they can be fucking twins even….but the one having the freak out is a fucking liability..

Bella Thorne..reminds me of the one having a freak out…the liability…so tits or not, she’s irritating as fuck…and the fact she succeeds is a reminder of how doomed we fucking are as a society….True story.

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2018

Aug

Taylor Dayne Slutty Old Lady in a Bikini

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Memories of this Taylor Dayne

Being overshadowed by this Taylor Dayne…..cuz menopause has a way of making a woman with an androgynous name…morph into the male version of that name…because of a lack of estrogen and some weird face injections on some Bruce Jenner Shit…

But the sick thing in all this, Taylor Dayne still a live, monstrous and half naked, spread legged to get that pussy morphing into a ball sack tanned…is that you like it…and so do I.

Despite being a legend, this is the only Taylor Dayne post I have ever done in 14 years of doing this, with over 40,000 posts on random sluts, not one has been Taylor Dayne…so this is me righting that wrong.

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2018

Aug

Madison Beer Upskirt of the Day

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Look it’s Madison Beer panty flash on stage at some major concert event with her big young tits out…just like her mom taught her when she was using YOUTUBE to get famous like Bieber…only to be signed by Bieber in some self fulfilling prophecy that is hardly as Christian as you’d expect it to be seeing as it is from Bieber…

So this girl, before even having a record deal got rice off Youtube, all this is just bonus and ego….I mean playing Lollapalooza…like she matters…which just reminds us that Lollapalooza fuckign sucks.

The whole famous from Social Media thing is hilarious to me, but it makes sense, it just doesn’t make sense, and this isn’t an endorsement because I don’t care about American politics or the dividing of your country, it’s just an observation, that Alex Jones and Infowars, who have created a little empire and got very rich, probably from YOUTUBE ads, building up his audience using the platforms, getting pulled from their platforms many years after they’ve already made him rich and famous, kinda makes you question their controlling of the media…like shouldn’t it have been done earlier on?

Not to mention, and not to make this about me, but Facebook had me flagged as a porn site, you still can’t visit this site at Airports or Libraries, and I’ve never been able to run one targetted ad, or get an audience, and have had 10 deleted FB pages, IG accounts, YOUTUBE accounts Friendster Accounts, Myspace Accounts, Blogger.com accounts, Reddit Accounts, Photobucket and Flickr accounts, MSN accounts…I’ve been deleted off every platform before I’ve been able to get anywhere on social media…to the point where I don’t even bother…ALL FOR LINKING THIS SITE…which sure makes fun of shit and was probably more aggressive years ago…but because I post tits…as a decision I made in 2004 when I started to fight the oppression of the media…knowing we all like tits…and since then have made little money despite massive traffic…

So I’m saying, I couldn’t get big on Google or Social Media because I would get locked down, but homie got big and checks from social media making him rich, and now they pull the plug on him, to help him launch his own social network for non liberals….but the truth is it’s never been a free form, celebrating all creative opinions, free speech as a microcosm of society as a whole, free to use, platform…it’s always been selective in who wins at it…and how they monetize it…and Alex Jones already won enough for him to have a little empire….so too little too late….people

Get it together, be consistent, make more sluts famous like you should. Fuck this political nonsense that is so fucking boring to hear all the time..

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

Aug

Amazing, if Not the Best Nudity in Russia and Other Videos of the Day

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Twerking Chinese Food Bandit

Hot Make-Up Transformation

Hot Neighbor of the Day

Hot Meth Girl of the Day

Punished by Waste Water for Having Pre Marital Sex

Drunk Driver of the Day

Anti Fascists are Pretty Destructive and Annoying

Brazilian Muscles of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Life isn’t all about big tits….it’s about all tits…of all sizes…whether they are cancer survivors or freshly implanted…new breasts or old breasts….small breasts that are just nipples or perfect handful breasts…and sloppy breasts that need to be tucked into their fucking elastic waist band pants…

I think people lose sight of this based on visiting my Facebook Page and seeing it all about liberal and democrat American nonsense…combatting the way the government wants you to…giving you “good guy / bad guy” concepts of if they aren’t like me, they must be bad…fighting over bullshit like every plot of every hollywood movie…when none of that matters…your opinions, beliefs and morals don’t matter, and your attempt to micro manage a country and community or save and conserve don’t matter..

What matters, and you are losing sight of this, is tits.

Sure there are tits on instagram to distract us, but that’s just fluffy with no substance…girls feeling empowered trying to get famous the way girls have always got famous but knew back then it was shameless whoring and would JUDGE each other negatively for it..

But TITS are not what everyone is obsessing with…they care about global affairs they don’t have the mental capacity for, abortion, guns, in some kind of scramble…that is annoying and makes me miss a time no one talked about this shit…and instead focused on what was impotant…TITS..

BRING BACK THE TITS…not necessarily on gay marrying trans people who call themselves “They”..but the good old fashioned way….with some beer and a wet t-shirt contest.

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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find women who tattoo their nipples into the shape of hearts – super fucking weird…and amazingly they still exist at the strip club I went to…which I guess makes sense since it is a tattoo…and the strippers I frequent are outdated..

I find women in Canada during a heat wave dressed slutty like their American counterparts from the south fun…. because they only get to do slutty outdoors in public for strangers a few months a year…so they put real effort into it…tits, cameltoe, ass in tight short shorts smeared all over the place….

I find women dressed slutty in the heat wave, sitting slutty on their bike seats, like fully arched hipped forward like they are doing an insta-pose, when really they are waiting for a light, all clit all up on the seat in tight spandex….what summer in the city is all about…I mean there’s no beach here…so half naked hipster getting off on fixed gear bike seats is the way it’s gotta be and that works fine for me…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Big Tits
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Two Old Men Escape Senior Home to go to Metal Fest
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Miley Cyrus Sister Dating a Rapper….
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Big Girl Ireland Baldwin Nipples…
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Man Makes Amazing Soccer Shot
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Carrie Underwood Said She is TOo Old to have Kids…People Get Mad
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Britney Spears in Lingerie….
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Pregnant Kate Upton Looks like Regular Kate Upton
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Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans
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Amy Acker Worth a Fuck
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Madison Beer – Crop TOp and Upskirt
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2018

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling Dreams of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling is a magical experience to those of us who love the simplicity of white trash America. Who remember a time when mud wrestling happened outside your favorite BBQ shack

/ bar. When we were allowed to JELLO wrestle on a Tuesday at the bar for cheap steak and potatos and some draft beer than tasted like the lines hadn’t been cleaned in years…

And who like her outfit…hot…

I remember those days of wet t-shirt contests….mud wrestles…it was all so simple minded then…we like tits, show us them tits. So seeing it done in an ironic way by a super fucking rich girl identifying as part of something she’s so not a part of and has no real understanding of is fine…I get it…it’s just a good time…she can go home to her mansion and whatever…so no harm is really done in this…unless you believe in culturally appropriating white poor people….in which case you best be mad…this is some White Trash Face…like blackface only no one cares…but instead we should focus on how hot she’s lookin’…being trashy.

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