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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Jul

Ana De Aramas Getting Wet in a Bikini of the Day

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Ana De Aramas is the Cuban to America actress who I think is in Blade Runner (the new one, not the one from when the Cuban Revolution was happening)….

I am too lazy to google her, because if you’re like me, you’ll agree that any Cuban girl who has made it out of Cuban and is starring or even being cast in mainstream movies that aren’t sex videos, is a waste of a Cuban girl.

I’ll have you know that as a Canadian, CUBA has been our Sex Tourism destination since the Americans were locked out, communism rule took over, and cheap resorts, we’re talking 400 dollars CANADIAN…which is like 300 dollars US…for 7 days of all you can eat, drink…including FLIGHTS….cheaper than LIVING in Canada….I can spend 300 dollars a night here just on beer…not that I have 300 dollars…but people do, retired people do, and that 300 dollar trip, leaves them with ample money to hire a 100 dollar a week 18 year old Cuban girl and possibly her best friend to be your girlfriend for the week.

Sure it may come with STDs, but CUBA has a great healthcare system, these girls can get treated before they get to you….

But it’s better, and often times hotter than this Cuban acrtress who has made it, who makes money and who is a different kind of sex worker…the kind we don’t sex with.

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2018

Jul

Kimberley Garner Upskirt of the Day

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We may not know who UK reality star who is still having a go at being relevant, or riding that reality star low level of fame, Kim Garner, gone to the USA to make it in America…while having not quite made it in the UK, where her celebrity possibly only getting to cut lines at the club, or maybe a free bottle, or rich dude companion but nothing much beyond that.

But that doesn’t mean we won’t zoom in on her ass pic to try to see her asshole….sure we’d do it for any chick dressed like this, ass out…so when it’s Kim Garner it doesn’t make it better or more interesting…but these are the pics of this moment that I have available right now so I’m going to make the most of them.

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2018

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day

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As ridiculous as Aubrey O’Day is….you have to kind of love everything that she’s doing…

It’s like it’s a troll, or a parody, of the way the internet is…and in being a troll or a parody…she’s actually getting some traction.

Before the face injections and the slutty outfits, she was a big set of tits from Celebrity Apprentice and Danity Kane Making of the Band Fucking Diddy Fame…that literally disappeared for at least 3-4 years…

She went from fake titty white girl making the band, to PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL making the bandleader cum, to getting fatter and fatter and fatter…ending up on Apprentice…before disappearing to finally settling on a Jersey Shore dude to keep her as relevant as she could while taking up fitness and reinventing herself…like she had to to get back to the white market who are more opeen to fat ass girls now than they were when she was real fat…as long as they look like weirdo sex dolls…

So here she is riding that trend out and all it took was 10k in face injections, some fitness, some lipo and a willingness to show off her kardashian looking body in slutty cheap miami hooker clothes…and it’s magical to see that level of low level….hustling like an insta thot trying to get into a Rap video / knocked up by a rapper….

I appreciate her work.

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2018

Jul

Genevieve Morton Tits and Pussy of the Day

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I avoid Genevieve Morton content….

I just find her a bad vibe…overall washed up, played out, not very memorable, fired from Sports Illustrated Swim that was her lifeline, what must be 3-4 years ago, who never quite made it but thinks that she did, but was outshined by Kate Upton who did make it.

I just find there’s a lot of negativity, and anger, and most importantly attitude, superiority complexes, thoughts that she’s hot as fuck, when really she’s just average, and really when she was at her peak…she was straight up fucking fat.

She’s entitled, likes being around rich people, thinks she’s got what it takes to sit at the rich person table and in doing that has a bad snobby energy that shouldn’t be there because she’s really not that great…

I’ve been watching her fall off and try to get back up…every year another year older…she’s quit drinking, turned to fitness…is still angry at the world…

She’s tried blogging, or fucking being an influencer, but not getting paid too well and when offered deals…she turns on you and thinks she’s worth more than she is…making no one want to work with her…

She’s just sitting around googling herself and the only thing she’s got is this taking nude pics for the fans…that I guess she spins as not being shameless or sex work…while that is exactly what it is.

Her big titties are what the fans want to see, so show it to them, maybe they’ll buy your calendar that will pay your rent another year…rather than actually come up with a plan or a strategy….bottom feed that shit off poor dudes who bought into your tits when they used to wear bikinis…

This half naked / naked act has been going on for awhile to keep her as relevant as a forgotten model can be, to keep the fans engaged…because she does have fans…weirdos but still fans.

So next step…sex tapes maybe…I mean masturbating on Patreon or Premium Snapchat, it’d be the smart angle, but she thinks she’s too good for that, so instead she’ll pretend to be high brow…until she realizes she can be making 50k a month spreading her asshole to paying customers…and still pretend to be high brow..

It’s coming soon…and I’ll be into that more humble, less obnoxious Genevieve Morton….but until then…I’ll just hate on her for being a terrible vibe…

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2018

Jul

Kim Kardashian Weird Body of the Day

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So many girls get the “Medi-Spa” treatments of face injections and fat being sucked out of their stomachs and pumped back into their asses to try to live an Instagram Filter of a life, while looking like fucking clowns….which is a fucking look that apparently so many of these girls want to have because they are weak, insecure and give into weird ideals they think society puts on them, only to complain about the patriarchy in a few years when they figure out what the patriarchy is, as they are too fucking dumb to figure it out now, while at Bottle Service and shit…

Well, I always wonder how those face injections and treatments will age, there’s no real case studies or science behind it, yet everyone is up on it, like it’s fucking crack, and I know it can’t end great….

So every time I see Den Mother Kim K out with her look, slowly rotting out from the inside, I think..well…this is going to end bad for all those people who are following her lead…cuz shit looks terrifying as fuck…

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2018

Jul

Nina Agdal and her Old Lady Retard Head in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Nina Agdal and her retard, possible Downs Syndrome, forehead is traveling on some rich person’s dime, as whores do…living the life in the later part of her life, because disabled people don’t live as long as non-disabled people..

As it turns out, earlier today, I was reading about the misconceptions of Downs Syndrome, as I do in preparation of knocking up crackwhores with my retard sperm…and as it turns out…some of the misconceptions are logical…like A child with Downs Syndrome will not ruin a marriage..A Child with Downs Syndrome will not negatively impact their siblings…but most importantly people with Downs Sydrome die Young…which is something I’ve always heard…..but as it turns out that’s only true if they are black….black Downs Syndrome people die on average at 35, while whites die at 60..

So my theory on the 30 year old maximizing her alive time…in bathing suits in europe with her rich boyfriend because she’s going to die soon thanks to the disability were not entirely on point…but I guess when you factor in that she’s an old model, she might as well be dead, currently on her last legs….I repeat – 30 year old bikini models get too old to maintain being bikini models and sort of just disappear…

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2018

Jul

Busy Phillips is a Monster Lingerie Model of the Day

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The idea of lingerie model has been so diluted thanks to the social media and pop culture media machine…it’s become fucking distorted….

It’s like anyone with a vagina, or what they perceive to be a vagina, even if it’s a fucking dick and balls, but that they consider a vagina, because you can’t tell them what gender they are, not even science or biology can tell them, they are woman hear them fucking roar…all while being a dude..culturally appropriating women who have flipped that “No Boys Allowed” sign on their club around to “No Boys Allowed Unless they Call Themselves Girls….makes sense..

But what ends up happening is that people who have no business being in underwear, except for the practical purpose of being in underwear, you know STRICTLY functional reasons…end up posting up pics in underwear.

This shoot of Busy Phillips, who may be a man, in lingerie for a brand, who may be paying her…should have NEVER been a thing…yet it is a thing..

AM I the only one with fucking EYES here….I realize men will fuck anything, I’m a man…occasionally and I know how that works…but never would I want anything I’d be willing to fuck in lingerie as marketing material…I mean sure, a bucket of rotten meat I got from the butcher and that I put in ziploc bags wouldn’t translate to sales for a brand…but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

She’s 40 years old and has a head of a fucking retard….all big and bulky and mom…like I fucking gagging here…make it fucking stop…

I’ll just assume her family invented the Phillips Screwdriver head and that’s why we’re being abused by this…rich people…so entitled…

If there are Busy fetishists out there…you’ll all fucking nuts.

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2018

Jul

Hot Bitch and Other Videos of the Day

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Shark of the Day

Guy Beats Chick

Womam Passes Out in Gym

Train of the Day

Sex on the Train

Russian Assassination

Horseback Rider of the Day

Bull VS Dude

Wallet of the DAy

Crocodile Bites Trainer Arm

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2018

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whenever I see homeless women, of any age really, I think to myself…I wonder what kind of weird fucking vaginitis she’s got, because vaginas are a incubator for bacteria you know…

But then I think, if they were out in the wild, which I guess being homeless is closest to being, the vagina would basically wash itself naturally, that’s the whole point of that Pussy Juice Mucus…

But those people out in nature weren’t out there eating trash, festering in dirty panties, and shitting themselves all day in those dirty panties, wiping themselves with cardboard boxes and McDonalds wrappers…

I guess the only way to find out the truth to the homeless pussy infections is to start up a study….and start fucking them….with my tongue. Taste Tests if you will.

I’ll start drawing up my strategy. Stay Tuned.

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Being Grabbed While Grabbing Door Handle!
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Kendall Jenner Topless in a pond Not Being Eaten
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Wilmer Valderamma Feeling Guilty About Killing Demi Lovato
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Sluts on Paddleboards….
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Swiss Alps Toboggan Ride..
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Vanessa Hudgens Bra Top…
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Dude Shooting at his Friend….
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Kanye’s Dad and Prostate Cancer Caused by Anal Sex from Kanye
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Buzz Aldrin told the world he didn’t go to the moon, some dude sold Hot Dogs in water at a fair and called it Keto Water, and got 40 dollars a pop for it, plastic straws are being outlawed around the world, because grown adults apparently need their sippy straws to drink their beverages, all while I was being exposed to some 40 year old woman in the tightest short shorts you’d expect to see on a teenage girl at the grocery store, before thinking “I don’t think she’s legal, I better look the other way”…only the mom version…who I guess didn’t get the memo that her mom pussy lips can’t handle that size short, and instead of being nicely fitted on her mound, they get shoved farther up her pussy than my dick would go, since I have a small dick…

Their pussy lips can’t handle the trends…the shorts are too much for them to take….but I’ll still look, ass cheeks out in public, even if you’re too old for that, I’ll still look at that…it’s a talent….I mean a pretty weak talent than any pervert could have easily…but a talent none the less….

So much going on – how can one keep up….

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Driver Intentionally Splashing People
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Trebek to Quit Jeopardy
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Sarah Hyland – Fitness Slut
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Courtney Love – hard Nipples
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Kanye’s Dad has Prostate Cancer
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Bystander Defends a Cop
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Lily Mo Sheen – Ass in Leggings
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Amber Rose Looking Hot
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Robin Williams Allowed to Cheat on First Wife until Knocking Up the Nanny, creating Zelda, and Killing Himself….
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Chris Pratt has Awful Taste in Pussy Holes
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Mila Kunis – Heart Breaker
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Epic Predator Fireplace…
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We Are Related Prank
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Rick and Morty Creator Likes pedophiles
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Heidi Montag – Bikini
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Conor McGregor Statement….
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Border Collie VS Owner
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Kid Returns Wallet with $700 – Stupid Kid…
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Inside a Tornado….
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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ANa Braga See Through Top
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Ana De Armas in a Bathing Suit in Rio
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Jasmine TOokes in Victoria’s Secret
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Sara Sampaio in Victoria’s Secret
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Josephine Skriver in Victoria’s Secret
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Vanessa Hudgens – Thighs
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Halsey in a Thong
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Bella Thorne in Public
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Madonna’s Daughter in Period Pants
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Katy Perry – Monster Performing
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Rat cow Walks her Granny
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Paris Hilton – Clubbing
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Photoshopped Kardashian
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Madison Beer – Skinny LEgs
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Farrah Abraham Hot
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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2 Girls – 4 Tits
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WHAT IS UNDER HER TOWEL
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Cleavage!
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Hot Girl Showing Off her Hot Tits in a Hot Video
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Sofi Ryan – Huge Tit
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Ultra GASM
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Your Gangbang Etiquette Sucks
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Facials!
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Chubby Got her Dildo
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Hot Hollie Stripping Out of her Underwear
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Girl with a Hot Ass
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Flower Crown Wearing Naked Chick
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Heavy Load….
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Gymnast in the Casting Room
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Webcam FINGER
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