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2018

Aug

Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs…

Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW

Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say.

Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy in a Bikini

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2018

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nipples Wet T Shirt Contest with Herself of the Day

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Enough already Iggy Azalea .

I don’t mind when whores act like whores and exploit being whores to draw attention to themselves, but this bitch, has virtually disappeared for two years, and it’s been a nice time, where we don’t need to listen to annoying white girls from Australia who only met a black guy for the first time when she moved to America, before fucking every single last one of them….to solidify her angle of being a white rapper…which in and of itself is so fucking lame…but that I guess requires no talent and gets you all the fame…if you have the right team of producers and hype men up inside you big fake ass you got for them.

I just find it annoying that she launches a single, and is all of a sudden fucking everywhere…tits out, fake ass out, go the fuck away….you’re cluttering my feed bro.

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2018

Aug

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something…

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2018

Aug

Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day

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Halsey, everyone’s favorite white as fuck black girl, who despite having a black dad, is living the white life, because no racism was ever put on her growing up, because no one knew she was someone they were supposed to be racist to, so this identifying as black is in a lot of ways cultural appropriation or exploitative and racist in and of itself, whether she’s black or not…because she is so fucking white.

I mean making anything a race thing for attention is fucking crazy, when really she should stick to putting her ass in skimpy suits on the beach….surfing…like black people you do…as surfing is a sport known for their African American surf stars…

Point being, all these clickbait surfers faking it, while we only fuck with one surfer around here and thats Anastasia Ashley

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2018

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio looks like she’s flashing her pussy and asshole like you’d want her to be doing, because we’ve seen her in panties all these years, and since she’s at the tail end of her career, despite being a mom, still worthy of giving us a little genital flash, like the girl at the pool this weekend who didn’t realize her bathing suit bottoms were pulled to the fucking side and I could see full cooter, unless she totally realized it and was tanning her clit for the world to see, as people do…cuz you don’t want that pesky clit tan line…

She’s a bikini and underwear promo model for the evil underwear corporation…and not wearing underwear in this silly onsie outfit all the ladies are wearing despite how complicated they are when they have to pee….cuz who wants panty lines when you can just hope for the best and assume your leg won’t get blown up – leaving pussy everywhere.

I am a fan of unintentional, not wearing panties, pussy flashes…so if that is what this is…it’s great…unfortunately I can’t see enough labia to really know for sure but the idea is there, the seed planted and it’s good enough for me to run with.

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2018

Aug

Bella Hadid Erotica of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a “Top Model”….the most important thing in fashion…who comes from a very rich fucking family…yet still capable of keeping things fucking sex-worker like, clickbait and trashy…

It’s like here she is tying up her top, her big, possibly fake, maybe just arab tits, into some kind of harness like they are her baby she’s about to walk through the desert with on some pilgrimage after the Jewish people took her Palestine, forcing her to run to LA to become this fashion icon thanks to having lots of social media followers…

I view her as garbage clickbait…and it’s not a racist, she’s a terrorist, I’m siding with the Israelites on this one situation…

It’s just that she’s lucky that had rich parents with an ego trying to be the next Kardashian Jenners….and a sister who was properly marketed hard enough to give Bella a chance to jump on the train…..whilst looking all trans, like a dude I saw walking around in a lace sarong this weekend…which is pretty fucking gay…something her Muslim god wouldn’t approve of and that if this was another generation…she’d be honored killed…but instead she’s closing brand deals…

Here she is being slutty on social media

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2018

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

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I think that it’s asking a lot of me to post someone like Ashley Tisdale on her bikini party, day two, even after a weekend to reflect on it, and expect me to have some sort of life changing observation, when shit is played out, repetitive, boring even…

I mean sure, she’s a girl from TV a few decades ago, in her 40s, wearing a bikini looking 20 pounds fatter than she was when she used to work out, before getting married and lazy as women tend to do, rocking bigger tits than she ever had due to a slowing down of her metabolism….

That makes her more interesting than all the women I saw in bikini this past weekend, who I realized for the first time, were wringing out their bikini tops, something I never noticed women do, and they do it by by squeezing their tits…which I guess is a wonderful thing to realize women do….45 years after first obsessing over women in bikinis…I’m late to the game…which I guess is how we feel about Tisdale getting slutty now…a little late to the game…but still half naked and ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Here is her version of this for Instagram

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2018

Aug

Teacher Banging Student in China and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex on the Train in Russia

Ass Pick in the 7-11

Thief VS Sleeping Man…

British Cops Used Helicopter to Film Couple have Sex in Their Backyard

Topless Protestors of the Day

Bar Fight Brawler gets Chaired

Street Racer Takes out Telephone Pole

Dude Not Wearing Seatbelt VS Cops

Home Depot Racially profiling

Man Uses Car to Win Argument

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new favorite activity on the social media, since I don’t leave the house, is using the geotag to see what people are doing in various places around me, and from the geotag, I scroll through and find the girls posing in bikinis who tagged themselves at that location.

They don’t need to be hot girls in bikinis, just girls in bikinis…and I obviously prefer when they only have 50 likes a pic or less so that my like stands out…

You know, letting them know, I know, they are an trying to get likes through half nakedness…and that it should make them feel dirty….beyond just having their high school friends stare at them…get some strangers staring at them…even though girls who put up bikini pics are keen on getting new followers or jerked off to by strangers…they just don’t admit it but instead play innocent on it…like “oh let me just put up a bikini pic to show what I did today” without addressing the fact they hard posed for it and took 47 versions of the same pic for the perfect one strangers can stare at..

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Patrick Stewart – Returning to Star Trek
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Hot Israeli Soldier Doing the Drake with a Machine Gun
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Metal Screaming Doesn’t Take Talent
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Demi Lovato’s Team Scrambling to Keep the Earnings Up
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Slutty Nurse To Learn Yourself the Benefits of CBD
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Deadlifting Teen Gets Attacked in the GYm….
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Soccer Mom with Huge Tits Gets Chiropractored…in the Weirdest Way….
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Zoe Kravitz – Hard Nipples
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Spread Legged Bikini Pic No One Should Ever See
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Daily Scaring his Assistant
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Charlotte Rae – Dead
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Lance Bass Didn’t Get to Buy the Brady Bunch House
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Elle Fanning – new Cock
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Posting racist shit on facebook as if I heard it by a third party…like “Overheard in the park someone say black on black crime isn’t crime, it’s population control”…when I didn’t in fact hear that in the park at all…I just like to take all accountability for my trolls and put them onto fictitious people…

That said….

No one wears bras but the titties are fatter…which is a conflict of interest…

It’s like when you see a lesbian couple and what you think are hippie granola lesbian tattoos like of her chakra or namaste or an elephant and Asian symbols so we know she traveled south east Asia with a backpack – turn out to be bruises cuz her lesbian man in the relationship beats her up cuz she’s unstable from her broken childhood that got her turned on to pussy before it was hip and everyone was a gender fluid swapping fluids

I don’t know what that means..but I drink…and you should drink too….

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Hayden Panettiere – Single Mother…
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Nerd Shit of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel – Bikini Slut
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Selfie Fail – Ends in Death
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Dwayne Johnson Fucks His Stunt Double
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Hilary Duff – Braless
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Beach Boy – Wife Beater
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Ireland Baldwin Garbage Braless
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Garbage Overrated Slut Jennifer Lawrence Hard Nipples
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DJ Gets Caught Faking it
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Plane Crash of the Day
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Hot Jessica Simpson TIts
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Fat Slut Iskra Lawrence Braless
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Slutty Nurse To Learn Yourself the Benefits of CBD
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No Horseplay
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Racoons of the Day
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Evageline Lilly Gets an Apology from The Creators of LOST
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Need for Speed
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Pretty Girls of the Day
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The CDC Says Don’t Re-Use Condoms
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102 Year Old Goes for a Swim
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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Elle Macpherson – Hot Slut
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Chloe Grace Legs
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Brooklyn Dekcer Retard Forehead
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Haley Baldwin – Christian Whore
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Salor Brinkley Garbage
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GIGI PARIS BIKINI
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TISDALE PUSSY
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Culpo Silly Cleavage
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Fat Selena Gomez Fat Tits
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day – By Me – Everyday – Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Mutual Masturbation of the Day
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TWAT LEAK
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Naked on the Piano
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Black TIts
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Maitland Ward – Eating Pussy
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Great Tits
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Fetish of the Day
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Kiki Challenger Gets Robbbed – Good
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The Horrors of Cam Whores
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