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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new kind of creeping, that I guess is still creeping, but not as obvious as pushing my erection on girls in the club dancing, giving them a little hump dance action to see if they are down, is a more subtle kind of creeping, because it involves me walking into them intentionally when they are texting on the sidewalk not paying attention, so I move in to cop a feel…and figure it’s their fault, I mean they walked into me…so far, I’ve had no blatant “you’re a pervert” and 100 percent “excuse me” and apologies because they likely don’t even notice I grab them, as they are too into the texting….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kylie Jenner is America’s Youngest Billionaire…
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Stripper Baby has Stripper Name
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Cyclist VS SUV
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Cops Looking for Man in Red Hoodie
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Stallone Sisters – Monsters in Bikinis
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Serious Star Wars Nerd Shit
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Ariel Winter – Titty GIF
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Amber Heard Braless…
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Iranian Teen Arrested for Dancing
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Buy Madonna Bullshit at Auction…
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Bella Hadid Red Bikini….
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Joy Corrigan Walking Around in a Sheer Top
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Charli XCX Hard Nipples
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Fed Up Teacher
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Teen Trains with Trash Can
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White Woman’s Dreads Save her from an Axe Attack
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Whitney’s Mom on Whitney’s Molestation…
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Amber Le Bon – Sheer Shirt
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XXXTENTACION’s Murderer – Found
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Crazy England Fan / Loser
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The More You Sleep the BEtter You Fuck – Fact
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This Vape is Amazing
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Madison Beer – Boyfriend Fight
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Olivia Culpo Getting Botox
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini
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Some Child Star Named Anne Winters in a Bikini
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Elsa Hosk is fully Clothed
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Kylie Jenner in a leather Dress – Looking like Shit with her New “real” face
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Brooke Shields Still a Monster
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Krysten Ritter is Hot
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Britney Hot at the Airport
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Jess Biel Horse Face / Tight Pants.
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Some UK Reality Star Fame Whore
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Neve Campbell LIVES
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Kylie Jenner No Lip Face Filler is Scary….But a Step in the Right Direction
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Josie Canseco Bikinis
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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AMateur of the Day – Natural Red
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Orgasms From HEll
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Realtor Fetish
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Beach FUCK
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Big Titties Strip Until Naked
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Naked Light Skinned Black Girl
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Pussy Slit of the Day
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Gallery of Drunk Girls
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Magic Wand of the Day
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2 Girls – 1 Cam
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Drop Kick of the Day
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Slutty Selfies…
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Sleep Tight with Top Quality CBD
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2018

Jul

Sarah Hyland Using her Social Media to Boost her Self Esteem of the Day

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As much as I am weirded out by Sarah Hyland…and as annoying as I find her on social media because she is this weird quirky girl you’d expect her to be…always talking too damn much…not masturbating enough…but still getting semi half naked and posing more than enough because I find her weird looking…

I do feel a little bad for her because she’s been sexualized by perverts at a young age, and continues to sexualize herself to get compliments on social media, all while still looking like a 10 year old, despite being 30, thanks to a genetic dysfunction that has cost her at least one Kidney…

I find it interesting that she hardly makes a big deal about her Kidney like Selena Gomez Did, because I guess Sarah Hyland doesn’t like to brag about how being rich got her a Kidney before all these other kids who needed Kidneys got theres…. unless she got it from a friend, like Ariel Winter, which would explain why Ariel Winter is so fat now, she’s retaining all that water and her one Kidney can’t do the job of 2.

Point being, she is still a girl, and as a girl she still gets half naked and poses slutty knowing her angles for social media…because that’s apparently what the world is about, and it makes people feel good about themselves when they are feeling bad…a little pat on the back in the form of “I want to have sex with you” comments coming in droves from all over the fucking world….right…right…right…

Still weird, creepy, whatever looking…but keep up the attention seeking girl…it is what the world is about and don’t let your handicap hold you back…it is a fetish to the right guy…who likes child stars, their fame, access, and money….mirror selfies and the fact the have a genetic disorder….

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2018

Jul

Rihanna Smoking a Blunt While Fighting with her Man with her Big Tits of the Day

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Rihanna looks mad…whilst smoking a blunt in Mexico…

I don’t know if she’s here with her Russian or Arab billionaire that she dates, and who dated Naomi Campbell before her, because clearly he has a type…black women, divas, rich and famous in their own right, which allows for them to be cunty as hell, which I guess keeps him entertained…

I heard they broke up, in gossip people somewhere, just not here care about…

I know she’s a crazy Bajan girl, who even if she wasn’t famous and rich would be super high maintenance. I know Bajan dudes and they always talk shit on how mental the women are, especially when you know them up, so if you factor in rich and fame…she must be the worst….

But her weight gain in her tits isn’t bad…even if it’s also a weight gain everywhere, clearly dude is filling her out for his fantasies to come true…cuz when you’re as rich as him, you can buy anything.

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2018

Jul

Demi Lovato Straight Up Butt Shot of the Day

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Demi Lovato has really taken it upon herself to show off her ass as often as possible, not because she’s bi-polar, or because she’s crazy or on drugs, but because she’s a 30 something year old girl whored out by her parents just trying to stay relevant and feel good..

The highlight of this post isn’t her covering her asshole strategic..it’s that when I wrote “Stay”, I accidentally wrote SATAY….so funny…maybe cuz I’m drunk…maybe cuz I can’t be bothered talking or writing drivel no one reads about some fat chick who is famous, despite me not knowing anything she’s done, not that I am an expert by any means, I really don’t care about this shit..I just don’t know why I am writing about an obvious cry for attention ass shot…like this is a ridiculous ass shot…what the hell girl.

At least she hides her GUNT…while she’s doing it…no one wants to see any of that….except maybe you perverts…

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2018

Jul

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is a set of monster tits, who isn’t that cute, who isn’t that marketable, who isn’t much more than a set of monster tits on social media…

But….

Monster tits, on their own, are fantasitc, entertainment and all we really need to validate and appreciate a woman.

When you have tits like this, that you don’t strap down or hide, but celebrate and try to get as far as you can with them, through sexualizing them, it’s ok for use to stare…that’s what you want us to do.

And with tits like this, on a small frame, there’s something that genetically makes no sense, but that is totally wonderful…

Sophie Mudd…is worth our time…or at least worth staring at…so stare.

I don’t know if there’s much more substance to her, but I don’t think there needs to be. This is quite sufficient….EVEN IF IT REQUIRES NO EFFORT ON HER PART..

This is a genetic defect working for a girl, unlike a genetic defect like being born with one leg, or no arms, no quite working for the person, but being a handicap that may get them bonus money when panhandling…

This is the genetic defect that is wonderful….It’s not terminal disease..like Selena Gomez…it’s erotic…. Keep it up.

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2018

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

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I guess Candice Swanepoel shat out her second kid, after being chronically pregnant the last few years, thanks to getting addicted to being cummed inside, or family planning, or who the fuck knows, she is rich and it doesn’t matter, she can do what she wants…

Well, she should have waited before getting into a bikini, because a deflated Candice Swanepoel after being stretched the fuck out is disturbing to me.

I do not like breeding. I do find it unnatural even if it is totally natural and why humans exist.

I do get that her genetics and ego are important for her to narcissistically reproduce…

But I do not get dudes who are into moms in bikinis…ever.

I know she will tone up, there’s millions of dollars on the line..but instead of waiting for that moment to impress us all. This is what happened.

You know to set a baseline on how ravaged she is so when the VS fashion show she timed her pregnancy rolls around…she’ll befit and we can all say “OMG look at the improvement”…still awful….

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2018

Jul

Rita Ora Lingerie for Instagram of the Day

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Rita Ora is in lingerie – because she’s Rita Ora and that’s what she does.

I could tell you a story about how I was at a Sam Smith Grammy party in 2016 or 2015, that I snuck into thanks to Katy Perry’s lesbian assistant, and while waiting in line, after Ed Sheeran called me “bro”, for some free drinks because it was open bar, I was behind who I thought was Kelly Osbourne…but who turned out to be Rita Ora after the person I was with told me – That is Rita Ora…

Now I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Kelly Osbourne but she’s a big, and thus my first hand account of Rita Ora, being literally a foot away from her, was that she was Kelly Osbourne…

I think Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were at that part also, beefing over Diplo or something…I mean open bar at celebrity events, what do you think I remember anything…cuz I don’t…..

You probably won’t believe that story…but Rita Ora knows she was there…and so do I….

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2018

Jul

Tracee Ellis Ross Bikini of the Day

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Tracee Ellis Ross is something I would be fine never fucking seeing ever in my life.

I get it, her mom is Diana Ross.

I get it, her sister in law is Ashley Simspon…

But the topless pool pics, all artistic but barely erotic…just make no sense to me.

I will post them anyway – Inclusivity you know. All women created equal. Size inclusive, race inclusive, etc.

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2018

Jul

Lea Michele Tits of the Day

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Do you think guys who marry trannies are fucking queers?

Or is it hetero and progressive because they accept gender as a choice not as a biological marker.

You’d think queers would be against all things that look like women, even with a dick….

Or is tranny loving it’s own fetish?

Asking for myself, curious about Lea Michele’s fiance, who clearly is pulling his own kind of K-Fed….

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2018

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Day 2 of the Day

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I have said it before and I’ll say it again. I am a big fan of Vanessa Hudgens….from Disney kid on a hugely popular show, to whatever the fuck else she does, she’ll always be one of the early adopters to sending nude pics to her boyfriend, who leaked the pics to the internet, allowing us all to see her thick bush and titties, starting a trend that I will forever be grateful for. I will never forget what she contributed to the world during High School Musical years…and whatever she’s up to now, she’s got a A+ from me…I support it.

These are day 2 of bikini selfies, hotter cuz we know she’s got pics of the bikini pulled to the side on her camera roll…and that alone makes her great.